/jp/ - Otaku Culture

How about a shit plant? You could keep a big potted plant around and shit into it.

Could act as fertilizer maybe.

Have you considered using a bathroom?

diapers, but then you need to be incredibly thorough cleaning yourself because it causes all kinds of problems if your skin is continually subjected to feces

Litter box. Works for cats.

>>9760732
Fuck off normalfag.

>>9760735
No way to cover up the smell.

>>9760736
It shares the same issue as the shitbottle.

>>9760744
This might work if I had a cat but it doesn't take a genius to notice the oversized shit.

>>9760754
Get a litter box and a puma and blame it on the puma.

>>9760754
No seriously, just get up and go to the bathroom. It can't take much of your time.

>>9760759
I will fuck you in the asshole and pack all of your shit in so densely with my massive cock that you will never poo ever again.

Get a plastic bag.

Shit in the bag, every few days throw the shit out the window.

Keep the bag on the other corner of the room or hanging out your window or something so you don't have to smell it.

Trust me I've been doing this for years.

>>9760728
Woah, I just literally saw this image on /r9k/ awhile ago. Filthy crossboarder scum

>>9760775
The artist is fairly popular. [filthy]spoiler[scum]

>>9760783
The filenames are the same.

>>9760763
Calm down friend. Pissing in bottles is one thing, they can easily be poured out. Trying to do something similar with shitting will be more of an inconvenience than walking across the hall to the bathroom and shitting in a toilet like a "normalfag".

I shit in bags and keep them between my window and the storm window. They pile up there for about a couple months then I take them out for room for more. Double bag becuase those cheap fuckers rip too easily.

I GOT IT!
Shit in a blender and pour that into a bottle, seal it up so the smell doesn't get out.

>>9760879
And, if the shit is too solid, then what better use for the piss bottles. Just mix in the piss with the solid shit. It's like it doesn't even exist. All you have to worry about is a shitty blender.