/jp/ - Otaku Culture

they like the sickest stuff

Not as bad as you think. My imouto is a fujoshi and guro fanatic, yet she appears seemingly normal when she's doing anything but discussing the two.

Ive never seen a Fujoshi who isnt fat

Cute girls.

>>9757501
Explain OPs picture?

They don't exist. Girls are incapable of actively liking something other than money or cock.

>>9757511
But Yaoi is full of cock

>>9757511
No, theyre real.
They lack alot of hygene, which is what us dudes usually associate with females, so its weird.
They're unshaven and generally messy.

Fujoshi are fat and dirty lesbians who want to be male. That is why they enjoy yaoi.

>>9757532
>Fat

yes

>Dirty Lesbians

no

>>9757532

They want to be with men,not to be a man

Guy likes sexual, male-demographic girl-on-girl material

"Natural"

Girl likes emotional, female-demographic guy-on-guy material

"Disgusting"

- A Gender Equal Society, 2012

There are a lot more lesbian fujoshi out there than you might think.

Watching men together doesn't inherently mean you want to be the men, or be with the men.

>>9757617
Girls also see "girl-on-girl" disgusting, I see their "guy-on-guy" disgusting, there is the equality.

>>9757627

"I'm allowed to be an idiot because other people are too sometimes."

- Anonymous, 2012

>>9757617
i like both

I like Girls on Film by Duran Duran.

>>9757627

>Girls also see "girl-on-girl" disgusting

No

The vast majority of the yuri readers are female

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-A8GvUehq4

Educate yourselves, dorks.

>>9757485
Fujoshi look like the female versions of Otaku. That is, where as an Otaku is typically handsome, muscular, well-shaven, a fujoshi is beautiful with a nice hour-glass figure and smooth skin.

>>9757638

:O epic surprize, at the end... ^_^

>>9757639

Man, right after I clicked 'send' on this masterpiece of ironic shitposting, I started wondering about the word 'surprise.' Why isn't it spelled 'surprize'?

It seems to be a combination of two words/word fragments - sur (additional) and prize. So, a surprize is something, typically good, which goes beyond your expectations.

Maybe 'prize' was spelled 'prise' in whatever language it hails from, and 'surprise' became a word before 'prise' was turned into 'prize?'

>>9757485
What anime is that being advertised on the side of the building? The only basketball anime I know is Slam dunk and it doesn't look like that.

>>9757617
Woman on man rape is hot, man on woman rape is horrible. A 14 year old girl having sex with a 25 year old guy is a victim, a 14 year old boy having sex with a 25 year old woman is lucky. A girl playing soccer is progressive, a man doing ballet is a fag. Gender bullshit goes both ways.

>>9757647
Origin:
1425–75; (noun) late Middle English < Anglo-French surpris ( e ), Middle French, past participle of surprendre, equivalent to sur- sur-1 + pris (masculine), prise (feminine) < Latin prēnsus, -sa, equivalent to prēnd ( ere ), contracted variant of prehendere to take ( see prehension) + -tus, -ta past participle suffix; (v.) late Middle English surprisen < Anglo-French surpris ( e ) (past participle), Middle French, as above

>>9757485
>fujoshi under 21 years old
Annoying brats.
>fujoshi over 21 years old
Psycho bitches.

>>9757668
Kuroko's basket

>>9757508
They're Asian, they don't count.

>>9757668
Kuroku no Basugay.

>>9757667

"Woman on man rape is hot, man on woman rape is horrible. A 14 year old girl having sex with a 25 year old guy is a victim, a 14 year old boy having sex with a 25 year old woman is lucky. A girl playing soccer is progressive, a man doing ballet is a fag. Gender bullshit goes both ways.
"

hey, what do you know: literally 100% of those stem from women being stereotyped as 'weaker', 'more delicate,' 'sensitive' leaving dangerous/less 'sensitive' activities to be delegated to men

i'm not going to argue with you about which gender gets the ass-end of society 'cause it's indisputable women, but shouldn't we be working to eliminate gender discrepancies in general, regardless of who has it worse? i mean, both genders have them, so you think it's ok for them to just stay that way? fuck off

All anime fans are pretty terrible. Just take a visit to /a/.

>>9757686

I like anime. You bullying me?

>>9757686
Just the KyoAni, harem, and moeblob ones.

Of course seeing how the industry consist of nothing but those things these days, I guess that just makes your statement all the more true.

>>9757708

probably the kind of girl who doesn't shower daily or shave below the waist

They like things and do stuff.

Occidentals pretending understand japanese society.

>>9757678

>working to eliminate gender discrepancies in general

I see a lot of Feminists using this as their motto while actually only giving a fuck about females. This doesn't surprise me, as females are more inclined to lie than males.

So fuck off yourself.

>>9757678
>>9757846
Here in murka women don't even get the draft. And If men refuse to sign up for Selective Service they also aren't allowed to receive scholarships and other perks that women get by default. It's funny that this has been going on for a long time and no pasty feminist has gone and tried to change it.

From my own experience, someone who likes Vocaloid music.
Or that's just being weeaboo

>>9757678
Fuck off

>>9757869

probably because 'feminism' isn't what it's called, dumb nerds

>>9757869
I always drop in to murican pol forums for a daily dose of derp. The current circlejerk on the Internet seems to be "the rich should pay more taxes". But when people mention something where men have an advantage, and should deliver on it, like "the strong should do the fighting", it's nonononoNO not on my watch.

They don't actually argue for justice, they just argue for anything that benefits their little selfish selves.

>>9757924
suck my cock dyke

>>9757934

person X has a biological condition which gives them 20% less muscle mass than the average person, but trains and becomes strong anyway

according to perilously retarded SAWCSM sentiments, person X should be legally incapable of serving for their country's military

>婦女子 【ふじょし】
>(n) woman, wife, (P)
wat

>>9757869
>>9757998
Please stop feeding the troll.

>>9757873
That's just being weaboo

>>9758005
wrong Kanji
腐女子

>What's a fujoshi like?

Like an otaku, only wearing a skirt.

...so, just like an otaku, period.

>>9761897
Yes, but what are they like on the inside?

>>9761897
fujoshi detected

>>9757485
Those long skirts...

Why can't any women around here under 60 wear a skirt like that ;_;

>>9762982
stomach and liver and etc.

Might have a 3rd lung, not sure.

>>9757636
Thank you for linking this video.

>>9757869
it's not feminists who are keeping women out of the draft. it's misogynists who think women have no place in the army.

>>9767530
This

I want to see bulldykes fight on the front lines to get killed just like all the other retards in the army.

Equal opportunity and such.

>>9767538
women are being allowed closer and closer to the front lines so your wish is coming true

>>9757636
>heterosexual women flock to Edward Cullen
>heterosexual men flock to shemale porn
Fucking hets, why are they so disgusting?

>>9757636
>Slash fiction
>Never once mentions Star Trek
So... did he do any research at all?
>who are you quoting?
>don't misuse spoilers

>>9767530
I'm saying that feminists aren't interested in changing that mentality at all because it suits them.

Are /cgl/ lolita considered fujoshi?
Because I found an amusing thread on /cgl/

>>>/cgl/6249479

>>9767798
Disgusting.

>>9767798
>I was caught and arrested on a station platform for giving my boyfriend a blowjob.
Stopped reading there

>>9767778
>>>/a/
>>>/b/
>>>/v/

Why are you even here?

>>9768360
>using meme arrows means you can't like discussing /jp/-related things.
>using spoilers for things other than spoiling means you are a troll

>>9768388
Ignore the threadshitter. He's mad because his tea thread was deleted.

>>9768388
I'm sorry, I can't read your ass feces. Please follow the board links I included in my previous post so you may converse with people of similar intelligence. This is not the board for you, sir.

> What's a fujoshi like?

dicks

LEL

>>9768392
I just wanted to bump the thread in response to his sage.
>>9768397
Which is, oddly enough, the same reason I'm making this post, as well.
It's almost like I respond to trolls by bumping threads they don't like.

is it pronounced "foojoshi" or "f'joshi"?

>>9768402
Yes

>>9768400
That's better. I'm glad I managed to knock you back into your senses.

>>9768402
ふじょし

>>9768421
>thinks that I have changed my use of meme arrows just because I went one post without needing to use them
laughinggaijinwhores.png

>>9768398

>>9768402

I don't really think either of those is accurate...

But I'm assuming you mean whether the "u" is long, right? Well, it's not. It's fujoshi, not fuujoshi, after all.

>>9768421
そうですか～

>>9768498
ですよね・・・

>>9768498
>>9768528
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhF_HQRuufE

>>9768534
This is wonderful. I haven't grinned so much in a long time. Thank you for sharing.

>>9769013
I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Let's not so be so rude, /jp/. We should be bonding with the fujoshi. They're the only ones who would accept our interests and fetishes.