/jp/ - Otaku Culture

to /b/ost in ebin as hell threads like this one.

Is rustle gonna be all right?

>>9752088
If not, sacrifice your eyes to him.

>>9752088
no dude rustle died yesterday

>>9752088
What's wrong with rustle?

>>9752067
So, why did he add English in this one? Does he actually care about his audience outside Japan?

>>9752104
He's mentioned that he has some trouble with his eye sight. I hope he isn't becoming blind.

>>9752067

i literally slept through all of my classes, i even brought a pillow to school once, but got in trouble for it

>>9752112
Someone obviously translated and edited it, moron.

I never did, studying CS in an university

>>9752136
Then where's the original Japanese? All the others have original Japanese.

>>9752114
We must open a rustle foundation, collect donations, and save the rustle.

>>9752142
Heck, how often do you see edits where they leave in the Japanese script?

And if there was only Japanese and no English there, why are the word bubbles so big that someone could just add the English in?

And why do the Korean translations do what you'd expect and overwrite the Japanese? Couldn't they have used the massive extra space.

And why does this japanese site: http://www.eromangabbs.com/details_image/details/9821/

Have the translated version? Couldn't they have just used the original?

I was failing English, I lived 30 minutes away and hated the drive every day, and generally had awful attendance. I tell people I dropped out to start working to help our my dad pay for my infant brother, which is partially true, since I did start working. I lost that job after a year though, and been a truNEET since ( years)

I'm a nerd so I didn't lmao

>>9752150
You know I thought it was just really nice type-setting at first too. Now I'm not so sure.

Skipped too many classes.

the Lord our God Savior is taking this evil pedophile's sight in retribution for his Dark Transgressions against the world

amen :)

>>9752341
There's nothing in the bible denouncing pedophilia.

>>9752349

Genesis 38:9-10 ESV

Yet Onan knew that the offspring would not be his. Consequently, whenever he went in to his brother's wife he would waste the semen on the ground, so as not to give offspring to his brother. And what he did was wicked in the sight of the Lord, and he put him to death also.

you are wasting your godly gift of seed in unripened child ovaries which cannot use it

you will be Struck Down by our Mighty Savior soon sir...

amen :)

>>9752356
But semen has been shown to have many positive affects on a person's health. So if I make her drink my semen, I'm not wasting it.

>>9752364

well, if you spill the Lordly Cum on the Unrighteous Devil Floor, it nourishes the microorganisms, too

it's needless semantics; if you are not using it for Godly Love Impregnation you are a devil-man sinner and will be Struck Down by our Great God amen ;)

Social anxiety, mild depression and laziness.

I didn't.

>>9752371
Everyone who has wet dream in adolescence is doomed ;_;

RIP in piece

>>9752356
>>9752371
Coitus interruptus has fuck all to do with paedophilia. What if you were just ignorant and tried to have sex with a child for procreation?

>>9753625
kids can have kids at 5 yo

You know who dropped /jp/? Cee-pee spammer.

because I'm lazy and dumb
I once had an argument with my mother back in highschool, she shouted "it's like you're allergic to hard work!"
it made me feel offended, but looking back, she was spot on. That phrase is burnt into the back of my mind and it's never going away

>>9752356
oh god, you so clever

>>9753701
thanks human

I'm a lazy, anxious bastard.

>>9754539
what's the full title of that pic

>>9752241
this

Where did Rustle say to be with bad eyesight?
Are you guys sure?

Like everyone else. I was scared to death to actually go and talk to people.

>>9752241
this

>>9754555
mouse over it, baka

depression

>>9754578
Excuse me, what the fuck? Fuck off with your spic bullshit and get the fuck out of here.

>>9754590

please don't bully

>>9754590
Please don't insult a noble European language because you associate it with the societies that sprung up in South America.

Why can't all we be friends?

I've seen Rustle in real life and he was wearing silly "kakkoi" shades like Itagaki.
I hope it's not related to his eyes.

>>9754604

Any pictures?

Why is she smoking a cigarette that isn't lit?

>>9754597
Please don't post such low-quality images.

>>9754615
She's just lighting it up.

truNEET here you work you lose and study is work.

>>9754614
Taking pictures of doujin artists during the comiket is hella rude, dude.

>>9754630

You could have asked him. To take a picture by your side because you admired his work, etc. I think he would feel pleased.

>>9754632
Japanese are really camera-shy, especially a cartoonist who draws lewd girls all day. He will most likely say no if you ask him.

>>9754632
I got the book signed already, so I thing it was enough.

>>9754642

Neat!

>>9754637

Yes, I guess...

>>9752112
The Witches of Afrika doujinshi are dual language. Don't see why an ero doujinshi can't be the same.

>>9754615
Smoking age = 20
fucking age = 12.
JAPAN.

i didn't want people to look at me.

Received an associates degree, attempted to find work, I was rejected before most employers could even see my resume.

There is no way that I would throw thousands of dollars down the drain for absolutely nothing in return.

>>9754604
Did you see any other notable artists?

>>9752241
This, I even managed to drop out of two high-schools thanks to my shitty lazy lifestyle, and now I've been a NEET for two years.

Signed up for a single class to wet my feet after those after-highschool NEET years I went through

Went to class twice, it was over my head and being around that many people my age made me physically ill

My intelligence has been slowly deteriorating since middle school, so I doubt I'll ever be able to get a degree or a non-dead end job

Oh well

I just earned my AAS and applied for uni, what are you talking about

>>9752067
I was dumb and bullied a lot.

>>9752067
Whats the Kanji in the "Wanna fuck?" bubbles?

because i didnt want to work and i live in canada so i can earn $1500 a month for FREE.

I lived a walk away from college, but my parents moved to somewhere which is considerably far away from the nearest place and it looks getting in there is a pain as well, even in the case of transferring. I also don't think I can perform as well as I once did, after almost one year of not doing anything.

I didn't drop out, I graduated unlike you lazy fucks.

Doesn't make it any easier to find a good job.

>>9756332

即る

It's slang, however, and you're unlikely to find it in regular dictionaries.

http://zokugo-dict.com/15so/sokuru.htm

I just didn't care back then but now that i think about it it was a pretty fucking bad idea. Been a neet for 4 years now and have forgotten everything useful. No hope left.

>>9756353
Please do not misuse spoilers.

I graduated then became a NEET. There were a couple of stupid fat fucking losers who smelled bad in my class and they either didn't talk or talked too much about ``the vidya'' and play during class like a bunch of failures. They all failed to graduate and dropped out of course.

I imagine most of you are like them. They even had neckbeards and black trenchcoats and shit, no joke. They were young too just really huge because of how fucking fat they were.

Sucks to be a NEET dropout. Sucks to be you.

~rustle~
~rustle~

I was bullied in kindergarten.

>>9756364

I'm sorry anon-sama.

Please teach me the proper way to use spoilers in an off-topic shit thread.

Kicked out for fighting.

I hate my current University course and want to drop out to pursue something better next year, but I'd be 21 at the time of starting the course among 18 year olds. That might be weird.

And I've pretty much wasted the last 2 years of my life in this course for stupid reasons.

>>9752067
>Why did you drop out?

Because I smoked instead of going to class.

>>9756422
>but I'd be 21 at the time of starting the course among 18 year olds

Are you shitting me? You were born in the 90's, you're as young as any of those 90's babies.

>>9756430
>I'm so mature NES was my first console I had to walk to school barefoot through the snow uphill both ways with wolves chasing little girls that i had to save by fighting them with my bare freezing hands

>>9756460
>first world problems

>tfw want to eat pizza since its the only thing in the fridge to eat and I'm craving it
>have lactose intolerance and bad IBS with maybe a gluten problem
>cant because I've got school and work all day today
>not working or studying all weekend
>pizza will probably be gone by the time I finish with school let alone work

Anybody feel with me on this one?

I got super depressed cause I had no friends.

>>9753611
Oh dear GOD. I must have died over a thousand times by now.
I better call a doctor. This is terrible news.

>>9756364
>misuse spoilers

Are you silly?
He was stating the spoilers after you actually do graduate. (aka, it sucks just as much before)

That is completely correct usage.

>>9752067
Cigarettes disgust me, especially so if it's a loli smoking them. I can't understand people with a fetish for them, and personally would be quite happy sending them all to forced labour camps or having them shot.

>>9756473
nice gaytext nerd.
Pizza is delicious though so I feel you brah.

>>9756499
Please don't misuse the abbreviation "aka". It means also known as and would be most correctly used with regards to something that is a proper noun, like a person.
You are looking for the Latin term id est, usually abbreviated in English to "i.e.", which means "that is" or to, more simply, "in other words".

Thank you.

>>9756499
Please don't misuse the abbreviation "aka". It means also known as and would be most correctly used with regards to something that is a proper noun, like a person.
You are looking for the Latin term id est, usually abbreviated in English to "i.e.", which means "that is" or, more simply, "in other words".

Thank you.

Because I'm a fat racist.

>>9756526
I'm a skinny racist lol own3ed fatlord

>>9752067
Because they kicked me out after giving me a diploma. Guess i'm casual to become a Master/Ph.D.

>>9756473
No I don't feel you, I'm not some pathetic faggot with shit tier genetics.

Someone has to make pictures of Rustle already.

I didn't.
High school: babby mode
Uni: I managed to finish it, with just attending classes. Learning 28 hours a day before exams is for idiots.

Because I was dumb and failed all my first year college exams. My teachers were shocked and gave me the opportunity to re-sit them, but that's what happens when you surround yourself with a thin veil of pseudo-intellect.

I am actually legitimately retarded.

Someone was being mean to me

>>9752067
I didn't.

But NEET for 2 years since no jobs.

I didn't drop out. I managed to get my degree in EE despite being uncooperative in groups and having a bad reputation (not acting like a faggot teenager, riding a motorcycle to school and wearing a leather jacket and boots contributed to it).

I worked for a couple of years at a security hardware shop, and then the boss ran out of the country with government money, leaving us jobless. I then took up trucking, acquired an ADR license until the ultra-cheap (and also shitty) Bulgarian logistics companies took a large part of the market's share, resulting in mass employee layoffs.

After a serious accident and surgery I invested insurance money and have been living a NEET life off the small profits for the past year.

>>9754590
I was banned for three days from all boards over a similar comment regarding Brazillian people. Watch out. Though, I'm thinking the mod is just targeting me because I have a static ip and denounced him for being an idiot. Mostly because in the middle of the ocean of shit that /jp/ was at the time of my ban, my post was the only one deleted and myself banned.

Can somebody in this thread please tell me how to get a gf?

I didn't drop out but I didn't go to university when I should have. Now I start a course on monday but I'm three years behind everyone else my age with nothing to show for it.

>>9756512
That great feel when nobody is working today so I can eat the pizza after a hard day at school.

>>9756598
These problems are my only flaws, that and my personality if you consider an INTJ a flaw. Everything else is either just under god tier or average tier.

>>9756976
>get attractive
>get outgoing(this is for most women)
>get money or an education
>then get bitches/gfs

going to the park was more fun

>>9752241
This, but I skipped them due to anxiety, and simply stopped going to a few, mostly the ones that had forced oral presentations, or the labs that had forced social interaction.

I spent too much time playing video games.

What a tragedy.

>>9756377
Not all of us are as retarded as /v/.

Stop projecting, turbonerd.

>Playing during classes.

People acctually do this?

>>9756422
>>9756430
There isn't that much physical differnce from 18-25 in people, unless you grow a beard or are one of those people who start blading/aging very quickly.

>>9757359
>oral presentations
My worst nightmare. My hands would shake uncontrollably, and everyone thought I was some kind of retard.

>>9756976
Have money/a job/social status.

Don't have all 3? You're fucked.

I never dropped, I just didn't go straight to College after graduating High School.

Probably the worst decision I've ever made.

>>9756976

Just felt some strong feels a few minutes ago.

Anyone care to hear about them?

>>9757395
GET A BLOG, FAGGOT

>>9756420
That's hardcore, anon. What were you fighting about?

>>9757407
These guys were bullying some weak faggot. I was bored, tired of school, so I challenged them. I said some stupid line like "don't you ever get tired of beating children", or "is bothering that kid all you can do" and fought them. I took one down with a headbutt, and another with a kick to the knee that bent his leg backwards and then an elbow to the face. Before we could go any further the turbonerds that were sitting down grabbed us. Quite disappointing since the last guy left was the only one that looked like he could actually fight worth a shit. Moral of the story: don't fight in public, give a letter of challenge to your opponents so they can meet you alone in some secluded place. Also you should obviously have an escape plan incase they bring friends.

>>9757433
You were kicked out of school for teaching bullies a lesson? That sounds plenty unreasonable.

>>9757440
Welcome to zero tolerance schools. Even white knights are evil.

>>9757440
You'd be surprised at the kind of things that happen in the scam called University.

>>9757440
>>9757459
>>9757461
I heard at one school someone was attacked with a knife. After the two people were dragged away someone was told to get the knife and bring it to the office. He was then expelled for having a knife.

>>9757459
>>9757461
>>9757471
Where the hell do you people live?!

>>9757474
Land of The Free! Home of The Brave!

>>9757474
That's the same rule at the High schools in the areas where I grew up. Even if someone else started the fight and you were just defending yourself, you would still get punished. Most African Americans are complete fucking idiots. I wish I never left Mexico or at least California for this nigger city. ;_;

>>9756976
>>/fa/
>>/fit/
>>/adv/
>>/r9k/

>>9757524
Don't bully me. Mods said feels were alright in /jp/.

>>9757530
Like /jp/ knows anything about girls.

>>9757533
Well I'm here so....

>>9757530
cool what else is alright?

>>9757530
Just tell us about your feels already faggot, don't let the thread die.

>>9752067
because law school is for fucking faggots
that's why i'm into engineering now

>>9757548
but el niño means the boy..so no

>>9757569
those faggots runs your country dumbass

>>9757530

Just be yourself. If you dont want a slut, just be a nice guy, but if you want nasty girls just be alpha. I myself thought I was attracting nice guys but it turns out they either friend zoned me or were looking to just hook up.

I didn't drop out, but my major is worthless so I may as well have not even gone to college.

I'll probably be permaNEET in a year, but oh well. Anything beats working...

>>9757587
What have you majored in?

>>9757598
Psychology.

I have no motivation for grad school, and I think I have to pay for that....I don't think I can though, so I dunno.

>>9757607
Psychology is one worthless piece of shit.
Why didn't you try yourself in engineering?

>>9757618
Psych is pretty worthless
You should have done counseling or social work

>>9757618
Because I'm too stupid. I'd have definitely failed the required calc courses even if I could get into the engineering program.

Every psychology major I've met is a fuckwad

>>9757618
Not everyone has asperger's.

>>9757633
I'm not sure I could be a good counselor anyways.

I don't understand why so many people major in it. Why would people spend 20k a year for a worthless degree when you're not even being taught anyways? I learned more from the internet than I've ever learned in school, and I often supplement unclear/poorly written learning material with better things from the internet.

I guess that's just an issue with the schooling system in general though. It's my own fault for not changing my major to something productive when I was younger, because I thought that I'd be able to find some sort of a career path with this, or maybe I was afraid, but now it's too late.

Oh well. If I can ever find a job where I don't have to deal with large crowds of people or have to do too much in-socializing with my coworkers, I'd be okay with it even if I was living below the poverty line...

I just wish I was a girl.

Everytime I "like" a cute girl I don't know if I really like them or I just want to be them.

>>9757573
Interesting.

Anybody else on jp have experience with gf? I really want one so that my NEET nights aren't so lonely.

>>9757664
>>>/r9k/
>>>/soc/
>>>/b/
>>>/v/

also all girls only want money, they're terrible anyways and the lack of 'loneliness' won't be worth it, just learn to entertain yourself because it shouldn't be the job of someone else to keep someone as terrible as you not miserable.

>>9757670
This post should be made into a banner.

>>9757683
I doubt you even have the power to pull that double action trigger.

>>9757670
Look at all those board redirects... Even on jp, us NEETs are persecuted. Is there no end to the feels?

>no filosofy during first year, no history during first year, no latin classes because lack of interest
Basically these are my reason. Sounds assburger, but it is true. Basically it felt like a continuum for school and thus I could not take it.

>>9757664
I've had two girlfriends but i got both through luck basically.

First one was in grade 9 and was my parents friends daughter who was two years younger than me. We would "babysit" each other while they went out, She had a crush on me and seemed to be as horny as me so we became sex friends. I broke up with her after a year or so when she wanted to tell our parents about the relationship so we could be together more, it would have been embarrassing and i didn't want to deal with it.

Second girl was a year or so into my neet life. I went to the store to buy something embarrassing, she was also buying the same thing and gave me advice about what to get. We ended up walking home together (she ended up living pretty close to me) talking about uses of bought item. She invited me over to play videos games and afterwards when i was leaving she called me a moron for not making a move but if i wanted a do over i could come over tomorrow. We "dated" for about 2 and a half years till she graduated and moved.

>>9757670
YO re are a fukkin and stinkk. idiot

>>9757747
I should say I'm fat and shy and both girls were pretty good looking. First girl was pretty average looking but dumb as fuck and had big ugly boobs. Second girl was really cute with a petite dancer/gymnastic body (she really liked ballet) and a dfc. She was basically my perfect girl...

>>9757781
Why did they date you if you are a fat /jp/sie?

>>9757664
Two gfs, first from 2006-07 and second from 09-10.

First girl was a slut, she cheated on me three times. I should've broken up with her the first time, but I was weak/desperate and really wanted a gf. I'll never forgive her for the shit she put me through. She wasn't very attractive either, she had a fairly saggy bosom and she was too skinny. We had sex often but it was mediocre.

Second was a christian girl. She was really cute, had a nicely proportioned body, she was kind, caring and listened to my problems (although in hindsight I believe this was only out of obligation because of her beliefs), and surprisingly into a lot of kinky fun in bed. She claimed that she had never masturbated before meeting me, and afterwards we masturbated next to each other on my bed. Years of sexual suppression can make a girl pretty wild. We never actually had sex but she did suck my dick/swallowed and let me eat her out. We broke up because of pressures from her fundie family members; they convinced her that I was the devil incarnate because I wasn't religious.

The valuable lesson that I've learned from both relationships: it's never worth changing yourself for anyone but yourself.

>>9757815
mommy's money

>>9757607

I have an M.A. in Experimental Psychology. Currently, I'm delivering newspapers for a living. So yeah, it probably wouldn't be worth it, sorry to say. Although I did have fun in graduate school, that doesn't last forever...

>>9757781
No fucking clue. First girl was dumb as shit and only average looking so that's not too far of a stretch. The second girl however was smart and way out of my league yet invited me over after 20min of talking about masturbation, fetishes and porn preferences. I'm still wondering what the fuck she ever saw in me.

Does dropping out of High school count? I think that would be easy mode.

>>9757860
>it's never worth changing yourself for anyone

One of my friends changes himself for every single girl he meets and then wonders why he always gets dumped after 3-4 months. He's been doing it for like 10 years, you'd think he would have learned by now but he's just so desperate for a long term relationship.

>>9757903
what a fuggin nerd loser lmao


But seriously, 3DPD will never respect anyone that doesn't have his own identity, and moulds himself to fir their new GFs tastes.

>>9757870
I wonder if it'd be too much trouble to change/pick up another major and stay in school another two years?

I've talked about it with my parents and they're willing to pay, but just the thought of what I should actually do with myself makes me feel so exhausted and I've yet to make an appointment with a career counselor, so I just feel kinda stuck...

>>9757922

Take a lot of courses and find a subject you like/don't completely hate. I dropped out after two years, went to CC, came back, changed majors and graduated.

I haven't dropped out but half of my classes are online and I only occasionally show up to classes that take roll. Almost never for ones that don't.

Does IT make for a decent major?

I think that's about the only thing I can do without screwing up.