/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Depends. Is she a virgin?

>>9754652
Only one way to find out.

Yeah.

I heavily romanticize adoption, particularly adopting an older child that went through their share of shit in life and building a happy family together.

I would probably be a terrible father.

Well, at least unlike most of /jp/, I wouldn't try to fuck a kid I adopted.

>>9754652
Yeah and
she can even make mini donuts...

>>9754661
>I wouldn't try to fuck a kid I adopted.

Not fooling anyone.

Nope. I'd be a shitty dad since I'd be more of a bro than a father.

Also she's probably already better than me at academics so I wouldn't be able to help her there either.

>>9754661

>>9754672

Usagi Route is best route.

>>9754677
its a shame she developed that disgusting lanky body

I would adopt this person. i bet people in this thread dont know who she is

That's Usagi Drop live action? I expected them to find a cuter loli than that.

http://youtu.be/BQ0iSjzB3nU

What would be /jp/'s reaction if she peed on your bed and said it was her sweat because she's too ashamed to admit it?

>>9754695
Bitch won't be peeing on beds anymore because bitch will be sleeping outside.

>>9754695
I think coming in the room and just looking at her like "come on bro, really?" would make her feel bad enough to stop.

>>9754688

What the fuck, man?
She's fucking cute. Just watch it.
Also, she plays her role very naturally.

I read that neither Daikichi's actor nor Rin's had their script previously memorized. And that's why they are both great and spontaneous in this movie.

>>9754715
>>9754703

E-Even i-if she cutely c-cuddled with you all n-night? ;_;

>>9754721
Well I don't want her pissing on me.

>>9754693

Miracle of the Universe.

That feel when you will never shoulder ride a loli.

>>9754716
Not as cute as I'd imagined Rin would be.

Well whatever, live actions usually disappoint.

Disgusting black hair. 2/10 would not adopt.

>>9754746
It's okay, I don't know how to get her down from there without killing her anyway.

>>9754756
You grab her hands to support her, then she moves her legs behind your shoulders so she is basically hanging from you, then you kneel down, and when she is on the ground, she lets go and you can stand up again.

>>9754746
I'd never be able to do that even with my own kid because I would be too worried about them pissing or farting on me.

So, I saw this thread on /a/ where they were discussing how to gay marriage between anons in a actual straight relationship just for being able to adopt a child without 3DPD.

What are your thoughts on that, /jp/?

>>9754648
But adopting her would mean adopting her annoying brother and dirty dog as well.

>>9754799

Nope.
I would hate to have a boy of my own. What to say about an adopted one.
Well, but for even for an adopted loli I would work to death for her.

Is it normal to have an aversion to sons?
Why all man in movies and IRL wants to have a male offspring so bad?
I really don't get it.

>>9754827
Most fathers don't want to fuck their daughters. You see sons as worthless because they don't sexually arouse you.

>>9754827
Only males could inherit their father's shit in the olden days. It didn't mean as much to lower class people but it meant a lot to the upper class and nobility who had lots of land and money.

disgusting asian whelp, I would fuck her but I wouldn't treat nicely like I would treat a blonde girl

>>9754835
My dream is to someday be a father who is sexually aroused by his daughter.
Think of all the drama!

>>9754846
Blonde loli is inferior to nip loli.
Nice try.

>>9754827
>Well, but for even for an adopted loli I would work to death for her.
Let me guess, you like Princess Maker, don't you?

>>9754827
Sons are smarter, and stronger both physically and emotionally, daughters are fine when they are young and you can casually touch them and then masturbate but they will grow up and turn into bitches that will date and fuck worthless bastards.

Personally I would prefer a little sister than any offspring

>>9754835

>Most father don't want to fuck their daughters

Keep telling yourself that.
You project the ideal woman on the fostering of your daughter.

She's your waifu in this sense.

>>9754861
>You project the ideal woman on the fostering of your daughter.
I'm not sure if parenting works like this.

>>9754854
lol no

anime girls > blonde loli > asian loli > young woman > milf

>>9754854
You're opinion is objectively bad and you are bad.

All lolies are equal and should be cherished with all your heart. Except niggers of course.

>>9754861
Fathers have a do-not-think-lewd-thoughts-about-daughter filter installed in their brains, even if they think their daughter is perfect.

>>9754866
Jap loli > jap teen > jap milf > white everything > blacks > animals

>>9754877
lol, whatever, enjoy your dark skinned, slant eyed, dark haired massively produced slave

>>9754873

Nope.
We are the only specie that do this.
That's culture.
Look at the animal kingdom and see if they care at all for wincest.

>>9754877
Fucking weeaboo.

>>9754882

>>>/stormfront/

>>9754827
Having a daughter means that she would eventually be violated by disgusting male scum. Now why would I want that.

>>9754889
>weeaboo

>>9754882
Enjoy your slutty impure white demon loli.

>>9754882

Dark skin?
That's not how japs work.

If I had a daughter, I don't think I'd have any lewd thoughts towards her. I'd just hug her tightly and dote on her until she hit about twelve or so, and then I'd kill myself so I wouldn't be around to see her become a whore.

>>9754886
>That's culture.
That's great and all, but what you said has nothing to do with my post.

>>9754899
they aren't slutty and impure yet ( the ideal age is after they stop peeing in the bed and before they start menstruating).

And even if they were that is a cultural thing, not a biological thing, a jap with white paretns will grow up into a slut.
And don't actlike japs aren't also whores

>>9754910
>>9754895

If you move to a desert island, she will grow up nicely.

>>9754903
they are certainly darker than whites

>>9754918
>And don't actlike japs aren't also whores

wut?

>>9754910
There is always the option of disowning her, getting a new loli and repeating the process.

>>9754910
She'll probably become a slut because you killed yourself when she was twelve. I've heard it's a thing among girls with daddy issues.

And thus the prophecy was fulfilled.

>>9754928
if she is not a virgin then she is impure even if she waited until marriage and married a good man she is still impure.
That is the problem with 3d girls...

>>9754927
I'd rather get this awesome capybara.

>>9754922
If they are from Okinawa, off course.

If not look
>>9754895
>>9754799

Whiter than this is albino.
You must be darker than that, you nigger.

>>9754927
Can I adopt that capybara instead?

>>9754918
But what could be more cute and pure than this?
Nothin'

Fuck.
Why all /jp/ threads are turning into /pol/ shit lately?

>>9754936
They are not white. Just look at their nipples or vaginas. Fucking disgusting.

>>9754943
whatever dude, everybody has its own tastes. I don't think I can convince you and you can't convince me either, I won't tell you that she is not cute, she is and I would fuck her like a bitch but I still don't appreciate her as much as a blonde girl.

In fact she may be even better because I wouln't feel too guilty if I fucked her

>>9754949

They range from pink to brown.
What's the difference, turbonerd?

>>9754954
In that case I pronounce this /jp/ argument over.
Now lets all have a drink!

>>9754934
>>9754940
Adopt her and have her buy it for you. She is a rich little brat.

>>9754979

So, she's an ojousama?
I think I prefer to be her fatherly butler like Alfred to Bruce.

She isn't even cute. Looks like typical Asian kid.

Gooks can't compete with white lolis. If you disagree you're wrong and a weaboo.

>>9755031
i want to kiss her mouth

>>9755031
Someone told me to pick a race so I chose Caucasian randomly.

Teach me about Caucasian /jp/, have I made a bad choice?

>65,000,000 Yen ($814,840 USD) per CM appearance.
Being a neet forever, is not a dream anymore.

http://youtu.be/pT4jBPJ6i-Q

>>9755031
That's not even fair, man. Combat helmets increase cuteness by 250% regardless of race.

>>9754695
I didn't know there was an Usagi Drop live action. I searched TT, but don't see it. Where did you find it?

Master race.

>>9754648

I'm not sure. That said, Usagi drop certainly wakes up many dormant emotions in me, and makes me think about raising a child of my own. Money certainly wouldn't be a problem considering I'm in the top 15% of all income in the country. I'd be able to provide for a child quite easily.

>>9755090
Stop posting those ugly subhumans.

>>9755070

>>>/pol/

mara thread

>>9755112
Subhumans, please leave.

white supremacists, please leave.

>>9755083
There is a full stream of it, if you don't mind.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yhu5zLW36dw

Who's Mara?

>>9755143

Pfff.
Are you even trying?
If I had dynamic IP I would dump my Japanese Juniors folder.

Also, rule violation.
Juniors are banned from /jp/.
Reported.

>>9755125
From the thumbnail I thought it would be a dead girl with a broken neck.

>>9755112
aren't you an asian supremacist as well

Loli raep where?

>>9755169
Weaboo detected, please deal with reality.

https://www.4chan.org/rules
>Replying to a thread stating that you've reported it or another post is also disallowed—please do not announce your reports.

>>9755103

What an ugly kid, man.
Look at that crooked nose.
1/10
Would not bang.

>>9755090
Photoshopped and still ugly as HELL.

>>>9755186

http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/88707

>>9755203
Doesn't mean you still aren't breaking the rules by announcing your report.

>>9755125

As I podophile, I can say this kid has ugly feet.

>>9755193
bullSHIT, nigga!
You just jelly

Slant-eyed gooks can't even hold a candle to the beauty of the white race.

janitor confirmed for butthurt gook lover

What's with all the disgusting honkies in this thread?

>>9755205

I'm still here, by the way.
Well back on topic.

How would your NEET culture influence your parenting /jp/?

>>9755254
I would impregnate my loli daughter to ensure the survival of the white race.

Hmmm.
How can I teach my daughter to pee in a bottle?
The plumbing is all different, you know.

Is it more likely to make a mess?

>>9755261

Wow.
So edgy, bro!

>>9755270

>>9755276
What is edgy about that post? Adult-child relationships are the purest form of love, and the white birth rate is being outpaced by subhumans. Please explain.

Stop feeding /pol/ trolls.

>>9755284
Would you stop with the whites vs subhuman crap already? It's really stupid and belongs on /pol/.

>>9755288
It's fannel.

>>9755294
Well blacks are empirically subhumans, this has been proven.
http://news.discovery.com/human/genetics-neanderthal-110718.html

Gooks can be pretty smart but they are still inferior.

>>9755294
It wont end with you calling the pretties "subhuman"

>>9755303
Studies shows that we Whites have a rate for violent crimes of 2 times more than East Asians. The sauce is your bible, "The color of crime", by the way.

Japan, Hong Kong, South Korea and Taiwan have an average IQ greater than any White country.

What White Supremacists always say is that although Asians have the top IQ, they don't have creativity.

Japan patent requests are the greatest in the world.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_patents#Top_20_countries_in_2010

Second is the USA. Our top universities are filled with Japs, Indians, Korean, etc. They are not White homogeneous at all.

Third, American Jews have a greater IQ than even East Asian. They range from 110 to 115 average.

Also, if you say Jews dominate you, you are the inferior subhuman race /pol/fag.

Now, leave /jp/.