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No

No.
I don't find her or any of the touhou's to be worth gambling away my life's work and future earnings.

Fuck buddies at best.

To get closer to Youmu, maybe.

Not with a dress that slutty. Wedding dresses are white for a reason.

Theres enough skin on each boob to construct a full loli.
So no.

No, but she would be a good wife.

She's cute but she's not the gal I'm interested in.

Only if she converts for me.
Not all her traditions and cultural truths/norms would be dismissed. The Church allows such things to be allowed to co-exist in the faith.

If it means being able to goof off on her estate all day then hell yeah. We can amuse ourselves by drinking and making Youmu perform menial tasks for our amusement.

hell yes

Sure

Of course. I'm so desperate for real love that I'd marry anything at this point.

>>9750196
It's a shame she forgot to wear her hat to the altar and I was forced to leave her there.

I'd marry Okuu.

>>9750254
Is the plot twist that you stole her hat?

I'm more interested in her gardener.
I don't know if I could marry a ghost. That would be weird.

>>9750254
How does that work?

>>9750208
>Fuck buddies at best.
Yuyuko is no slut.

>2012
>Marrying ghost scum

>>9750265
>How does that work?
She thinks "I'm sure he loves me. He'll never even notice my Dreamcast themed hat is missing."
But I do. And she's there wondering why everything is going wrong.

>>9750335
She's not the only one.
...you DO love her, right? I mean, you're marrying her.

Only if she can get pregnant to make another half ghost girl

>>9750363
I was marrying her for her hat. It was too harsh to let her know.

I want to eat Yuyuko's ectoplasm

>>9750374
That's terrible.
Too harsh? How is marrying a woman just for a piece of clothing she wears, all the while leading her on in thinking you love her as much as she loves you and better?

>>9750385
I had casual, unprotected sex with her hat and was too ashamed to let her know.

>>9750401
But she has a closet full of those hats. Did you have sex with all of them?

You will never get to marry a pure and innocent Touhou.

>>9750401
Now you're just being silly.

>>9750403
Yes. ;_;
>>9750406
Please no bully.

>>9750413
Fuck, I married one of those hats! Now I'm going to have to bury it in the woods...

>>9750417
Nooo! Don't!

Sanae already ruined me for marriage. I'll never be able to become anyone's bride ;_;

>>9750421
That's a cruel joke, Ren.

>>9750422
No...I'm going to have to destroy the little hat rape babies we had too.

>>9750479
You horrible monster!

sometimes I fantasize about arriving at Gensokyo and becoming Yuuka's manservant, then somehow dying in the crossfire of one her random battles and going to the Netherworld where I become Yuyuko's manservant. Then after a convoluted plot that somehow involves Yuugi and Suika tag teaming people and Tewi plotting, Yuuka fights a final battle against Yuyuko over me and I'm the damsel in distress.