/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Why the HELL would anyone want kids?

Yeah as long as she stops aging once she turns 8.

>>9747098
This

/jp/ pedophiles have no idea what real children are like and how much they drain funds that could be better spent on material things.

Become a kindergarten teacher instead and save cash.

>>9747113
You could just make a new daughter with her when she gets too old.

I don't go out because I don't want children because I know that I would be a terrible father. I could say that my aversion to parenting is the primary reason for my NEETdom.

>>9747124
false neet detected

>>9747119
That's not such a bad idea actually...

>>9747119
Just like my usagi drop

/jp/ would be a kind loving protective father.

I wish Ushio was my daughter

My younger sister got knocked up a while ago and now there's a baby living at my house. Its ugly like her and her boyfriend, and is also a crying little shit. My sister is a lazy mom who doesn't do much of anything and the babies daddy is a lame ass who recently lost his job at mcdonalds and hasn't found one since. I feel like this is sorta the same way me and my siblings were born. If I'm still alive when the baby gets older and he turns out to be actually cool or something we pal around maybe. I always used to think of my parents as a good example of what not be (parenting wise) but my sis just took the prize.People like them have inspired me to be the best dad ever in the unlucky scenario that I somehow become a father

My younger sister got knocked up a while ago and now there's a baby living at my house. Its ugly like her and her boyfriend, and is also a crying little shit. My sister is a lazy mom who doesn't do much of anything and the babies daddy is a lame ass who recently lost his job at mcdonalds and hasn't found one since. I feel like this is the same way me and my siblings were born. I always used to think of my parents as a good example of bad parents but my sis just took the prize. People like them have inspired me to be the best dad ever in the unlucky scenario that I somehow become a father. Maybe If I'm still alive when the baby gets older and he turns out to be actually be cool or something we can pal around a bit.

That's the dream.

And if my kids would be twin boys.

I would call one Solid and the other Liquid.

I recently watched Astarotte no Omocha, and I really envied the relationship the protagonist had to his daughter. Seeing how much she cared for her father and would defend him if someone talked down to him almost made me cry.

I wish a girl would rape me and leave me to take care of the child.

I'm scared to see anyone in /jp/ be near a child.

I can only imagine the horrible and disgusting things they'd do to them...

>>9747629

>>9747631
That not how human reproduction works.

>>9747637
yes

If I was female I'd let /jp/ use my womb

>>9747637

Humans have already taken the genetic material from an immature egg and created a viable sperm substitute, using it to successfully impregnate a rat. Between magic and Lunarian science, I'm pretty sure Gensokyo could do better.
On a less scientific note, who gives a damn how it works, hybridizations are adorable.