/jp/ - Otaku Culture

wrong water dude

Gotta water them flowers.

I'd water her flower if you know I mean

>>9746765
Whatever do you mean?

Why is Yuuka so lewd?

>>9746860
She's not lewd, she's just drawn that way.

Man, those tits are awesome. Just want to fondle them for a bit

>>9746871
Oh. That's a beautiful picture of her by the way.

>>9746984
Thank you, it's one of my favorites.

>>9747095
You seem like a good person. Is Yuuka your favourite touhou?

Yuuka is the only character I can't fap to because she's just that classt in my eyes.

Yuuka is the only character I can't fap to because she's just that classy in my eyes.

>>9747209
I see. Do you feel similarly for another touhou/who is your second favourite?

>>9747222
Yuuka is actually my second favorite.

>>9747226
Who's your number one, then~

>>9747249
Yuugi, who I also don't fap to though that's more because of lack of what I consider fappable material.

By the way, I'm not >>9747095 I'm just some random person that popped in here.

>>9747264
Oh. What do you think is the best part about Yuugi?

And that's okay, you seem nice too. Besides, I'll just have to wait for that first person to pop up, then!

>>9747286
Not him, but I am not always sure why I like what I like. I know I like my favorite Touhou, but why do I like her I have no idea.

>>9747294
Sounds like you're in love! Am I right?

>>9747301
What is love?

What do you think Yuuka's anus smells like?

>>9747309
I would not know how to answer it.

>>9747304
You're avoiding my question, how cute...~

>>9747315
Oh. But strong attachment to another is sweet too!

>>9747327
>Oh.
Are you trying to answer it for me now?

>>9747334
H-hey... I have no hidden agendas here!

Such a nice, hardworking lady.

>>9747286
Honestly, it's kind of hard to say. Something about her kind of clicked with my more than any other character. Which is also kind of weird since she looks fairly simple as far as character design goes. Might be because I enjoy muscle girls and taller girls in general.

I imagine she would act kind of like a viking which is also awesome.

>>9747343
If that was the case why did you try to answer it for me?

>>9747373
So you enjoy the idea of being protected by another, maybe? Maybe you don't really believe that, but it might subconsciously be a reason for your liking her.

>>9747379
I don't think that was the point of that post..

>>9746737
Gross. Couldn't you post a normal Yuuka picture?

>>9747421
Nah, that can't be it. The only kind of protection I would want is financial so I can goof off for the rest of my life and I could have picked Remilia or Kaguya for that.

>>9747431
Whats abnormal about it? She loves thick semen~!

>>9747492
Stop being childish.

>>9747504
Why do you think sex is childish?

>>9747520
>She loves thick semen~!
She is a fictional character and she never had sex in the games. Why am I even wasting my time on you?

>>9746786
No I'm not entirely sure what you mean

>>9747573
yuuka scares me

>>9747573
Why is there milk coming out of her butt?

>>9747613
that's how women work

>>9747616
do you ever have milk come out of there? would you let me taste it

>>9747619
It will taste quite sweet.

>>9747620
i like sweets

>>9747622
Prove it.

>>9747653
*starts sucking on your cock with a lewd but shy look*

>>9747656
Sweets don't come out of that. Pee comes out of that.

You get an F.

>>9747656
shamefur dispray

>>9747656

>>9747663
Poor boy just sucked your cock for free.

Yuuka is a goddess. Such a wonderful woman.

>>9747695
Hey, an F is better than a zero!

>>9747663
>>9747705
How can you be so cruel?

>>9747573
Just came buckets, will I be alright?

>>9747705
You should've given him at least a pat on the head you meanie.

This thread is fucking terrible

>>9747719
Roleplay is forbidden, please go away.

>>9746737
Joke's on you, I have a money tree that only needs to be watered few times a month!

>>9747443
Maybe you're just not aware of it, but you really desire someone to hold you and protect you in the cold nights?

Sorry for late reply, I was eating lunch and tending to my garden.

>>9747828
I'm pretty honest with myself. I think I would know it if I had a weird fucked up desire.

>>9747842
It's not weird, I think pretty much everyone desires for something similar.

Quite possibly my favorite image of Yuuka, also my wallpaper.

>>9747886
you have a tiny ass monitor

>>9747888
What makes you say that?

>>9747895
>also my wallpaper

>>9747899
But there's no real connection between wallpaper size and screen size. For example, my wallpaper is 272x216 stretched out to fill 1024x768, which is then displayed on a 4:3 monitor.

>>9747909
Don't the stretch artifacts on the wallpaper bother you?
>>9747886
Very pretty.

>>9747337
Where did you get that image

>>9747913
They're not even noticeable.

>>9747857
But I fancy myself a strong independent black woman only not black or a woman.

>>9747917
Theres something SERIOUSLY wrong with your eyes. Please see a doctor!

>>9747920
Well then, what are these stretch artifacts you speak of?

>>9747931
That wasn't me..

>>9747931
Seeing as the aspect ratio is the same, there won't be any artifacts, but it will look blurry

shit looks retarded mate.

>>9747989
They said stretched, not centered!

>>9747995
why would anyone in their right mind stretch an image. that's fucking retarded and you know it.

>>9748000
I'm not defending it...

>>9748000
>>9747995
"Fill" works better.

looks good to me, whats the problem?

>>9748008
please tell me you're joking.

>>9748008
jesus christ how horrifying

>>9748008
teedus.jpg

the artifacts are barely noticeable

>>9748025
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>implying

>>9748025
Wallpaper thread?

no, fuck off.

>>9748035
Get out of /jp/, onegai shimasu.

yuuka thread?

Let's talk about the dignified and classy Yuuka who at the flip of a switch becomes an unstoppable rampaging juggernaut of terror and destruction.

I water the flowers and mow the lawn on Thursdays, so I'll catch up tomorrow, yeah?

>>9747304
baby don't hurt me, no more.

>>9748434
Thank you.

Thanks for the wallpaper, stretch fixes my black bars problem.

>>9748445
I think you are hurting her.

Ive actually been thinking about a recent subdesuh release where the guy sexs the sleeping woman's breasts and mouth (I think she was his master)
Does anyone recall the name?

>>9748445
she looks slow as fuck

>>9747161
Yes she is.

can you grow flowers in your ass if you dont shit and put seeds in it?

>>9748671
That's a great picture of her, so I can see why she is!

>>9746737
Women's Health dot com-Thread title: Cum on my face!?

http://www.womens-health.com/boards/sex/14392-cum-my-face.html

>>9748773
>As a man I find this offensive. I see it as a privative way to mark a woman as a possession.
those comments

that guy's either a white knight virgin who thinks he'll score by posting like that or a troll

How does /jp/ feel about tanned beach babe Yuuka?

>>9749159
I'd put lotion on her skin.

>>9751309

>>9749159
Unacceptable.

I sat in the grass at the side of the road and stared at the field of sunflowers in front of me, unsure of where else to go. There was something oddly calming about the scenery; despite finding myself in an odd, unfamiliar place, there was something about the picturesque view that seemed to alleviate all of my uncertainties, all of my worries and concerns.

“What are you doing here?”

A woman holding an umbrella stood on the road behind me, looking half confused and half irritated at my intrusion.

“I don’t suppose I can really say…” I replied; “I don’t know where I am, or how I got to this place. I simply thought the flowers here were beautiful.”

“Really now…?” She sounded a bit distant, as though she were reluctant to accept my response.

Kneeling down next to me, she held out a single flower, her other hand positioning the umbrella overtop us both. “What do you find beautiful about something like this?” she inquired.

I thought for a second; I hadn’t lied when I told her the flowers were beautiful, but the reasoning was difficult to put into words.

“I like this one because it shines brightly, both by itself,” I turned back to the sunflower field; “…and as part of the collective. All of the flowers here are unique, yet similar… if that makes sense.”

The woman contemplated this for a brief moment, eyeing me critically. “Hmm…” she suddenly smiled warmly; “Is that so?”

Propping the umbrella up between us, she sat down next to me, extending her legs out in the grass in front of her, and stared at the field. We sat there happily for the rest of the day, silently watching the sunflowers.

>>9751694
I'm sorry, I'm not into shitty fanfics