/jp/ - Otaku Culture

No way. I'd stay truNEET. Except this time around people will give me money just for being cute and doing neet things.

>would you contribute to society?
Why am I thinking something lewd?

How can I be a little girl and contribute to society?

I'd just go out there with a cute hat and eat some ice cream.

Does whoring myself around count as contributing to society?

'Cause that's what I'd do.

Hell no. I'd do what I want.

Does being slutty for money on cam count?

No.

I'm a fat racist who shitposts on /jp/. Why would I contribute to society?

No, I'd just camwhore myself playing video games while people donate me money I can spend on collecting figurines and such.

when I become of age and tire of the camwhore life I'll go outside for the first time and be surrounded by attractive rich men showering me in love and affection.

eventually I'll settle for one of them(probably the richest) and be the hikki loli mistress of his mansion, ordering his maids around at my every whim.

no sex though, he can go find prostitutes or something, I'm not interested in sex at all, just vidya and animu.

so basically I'd be exactly the same except better off because I'm not disgusting looking anymore.

Not in a traditional way

why would i give up my gender privilege if i wanted to contribute to society

I'd contribute to myself by sexual harassing potential lolicons to do my bidding.

>>9739570
Sounds like most of you all...

I would contribute by manipulating politicians to do my bidding. I would be absolutely adorable, and blackmail them with rape... At least, I think that's what you would call it...

Also, become a very young kendo champion.

>>9739608
Oh my fucking god just look at this fucking idiot.

>>9739608
Kill yourself out of /jp/.

I'm thinking "cute" is a word that you're omitting, when you really shouldn't

If by contributing you mean having daily orgies with numerous cute guys, then yes.

Stop trying to be a slutty girl /jp/.

btw i am a member of AKB48

I would. It's the only thing I want and I can't work to achieve it now so if I already had it I'd be happy and make other happy.

Im glad you dirty old men won't be little girls...

>>9739672
We're not dirty old men you cuntbucket.

>>9739672
I am not a dirty old man, I am a loli at heart.

>>9739672

I'm not dirty or old. I just want to be cute and make the world a happier place.

NO, depending on how I use this gift of inhibiting young flesh, I would further develope my abillity to not give a fuck.

Just so you guys know, the reason why you aren't little girls is specifically because you would be just as useless as you are now. Make yourself useful and maybe you'll become a little girl one day.

I would contribute in the way that god destined all lolis to.
By being as cute as possible and spread happiness around the world.

>>9739698
Most retarded logic of the year.

>>9739698

I don't know how to make myself useful. I'm no good at anything.

I would be a glory hole. One of the main reasons I enjoy sucking cock is basically the fact that I'm a giver.. I have ALWAYS enjoyed pleasing someone else. My own pleasure has always been secondary and still is. Besides, I'm easy. Really, I get OFF on getting my partners off. I've always felt that in order to be a truly accomplished 'cocksucker' you have to REALLY REALLY like it.

Only if contributing to society involves being a cute girl doing cute things.

I would record myself doing incredibly lewd grotesque solo sexual acts and contribute to online society.

>>9739706
Not just a little bit, not just as a secondary thing to having sex with someone, it must be the focus for you and your prime sexual objective... I THINK I exhibit all of these traits. In short, I REALLY get off on it. There are times that the JOY of sucking is so overwhelming, I feel like I have small, multiple orgasms, every time a cock slides down my throat, everytime I hold someones cock in my hands..
I'm so perfectly happy having my 'guy' lay back and enjoy... There's no need for reciprocation I AM just a happy little cocksucker.. Shoot, go ahead and watch TV if you want, drink a beer. I'm perfectly happy just slurping away.. I'll let ya know when you're done As I've said SOOO many times before, I just LOVE the whole act. I love it when my lover is dressed and I get to undress him, first with my eyes, then for real. Slowly, unzipping his pants.. The anticipation is almost completely overwhelming for me.
Usually by this time, my own dick is rock hard and dripping pre-cum.. Reaching into his pants, feeling for his cock, pulling it out... (I'm almost cumming just writing this btw) In the case of a new lover being 'surprised'... Seeing it's length, it's width, it's shape.. Is he cut/uncut? Big/small? It's all good to me.. (There's NO such thing as a bad cock as far as I'm concerned btw) All of this combines to literally send my insides into a total sexual 'frenzy'. (Kind of like a Shark Frenzy but without the teeth)

>>9739727
Is it still illegal to view cp if the child uploaded it herself? Tectonically, no children were harmed in the process.

>>9739736
Stop typing like such a fucking homo, holy shit.

>>9739739
it is

>>9739739
Laws don't cater to exceptions

>>9739736
The sensuousness of this entire act is totally amazing and completely off the charts for me. It's so intimate, so giving.. I find it funny that almost every woman I've ever talked to about this subject has said at one point in time that wanting to have your cock sucked is an act of total selfishness. Well?? So fucking what? If you lover is truly your LOVER, isn't that what it's all supposed to be about? Giving yourself over to another person? Being there for HIM, caring about HIM, putting yourself and your needs secondary? (Women just DON'T get it do they?)
And of course, he doing the same for you.... As most of you can understand, sucking cock is very much like being a kid in a candy shop if you will. So, while I am in fact a giver, sucking cock for me is also somewhat of a 'selfish' act, at least from the standpoint of the incredible enjoyment that I derive from it. Of course, in addition to the act of sucking cock itself, I really do get an extreme amount of joy and pleasure when I look up at my lover and see him writhing in ecstasy, or hear him moaning uncontrollably. I feel his cock taking on a life of it's own in my mouth and jumping across my tongue, throbbing and quivering in the throes of orgasmic bliss, cum welling up from deep inside his balls, feeling that initial twitch and throb, knowing that a load of hot-white sperm is heading my way, evidence of another job well done I just LOVE that.

>>9739736
>Slowly, unzipping his pants.. The anticipation is almost completely overwhelming for me.
Usually by this time, my own dick
>my own dick
Oh god how fast my cock deflated

>>9739739
Children are hurt by the VIEWING of kp, not by the uploading or possession.

>>9739767
So they are harmed by viewing a picture of themselves naked but not by looking in the mirror. Gotcha.

>>9739760
I looked this up on google and ended up on a really gay website

>>9739760
That get's me off just as surely has someone stroking or sucking on my cock does. Sometimes, even more because for me at least, it's the stuff that my very own fantasies are made of. I guess this is the crux of the matter right here. As some of you are aware, I spent the better part of 40 years dreaming about the day when I could finally touch another mans cocks. Suck on another mans cock. Once I took the 'plunge' I quickly realized that it wasn't for nothing that I had fantasized about it my entire life. I LOVE it. The taste, the smell the feel EVERYTHING about them. All those images of cock, fueled my fantasies for decades and now, they continue to so but in a much more real way. Those fantasies in turn fuel my libido. It's a perpetual motion type of thing... I can't live, one without the other, each pushing the other...
Obsessed is a perfect word for this because that's what I am. Obsessed. If I could, I'd suck off every single guy on this entire planet and still come back for more.. Insatiable.. Glorious cock. Hard, throbbing, 'veiny', leaking cock. Soft, spent, flaccid cock. Semi-erect cock. Love em all. I really enjoy that moment in time, after my lover has blown his load, when his cock goes soft and it finally calms down, taking him in my hand, feeling that incredible softness and wrinkly, spent sexuality, just lying there. Cupping his balls, feeling them move around, reloading..
I love running my tongue over his soft cock and sucking it's head into my mouth with a loud SLURP if he can stand it, then playing with it and slowly but surely, feeling him getting hard again....... I just LOVE sucking cock!

I think I would run for state senator as the laws do not prohibit lolis from running for office. Whos going to vote for an old man when hes stood next to a cute little girl?

>>9739705
I know, I heard your mom say it several times

>>9739601
If I became your pet, would you let me kiss you?

If I were to become a little girl, I'd love to meet someone from /jp/ and become their cute little girlfriend.

I'd love them, cook for them, be cute for them, and even do lewd things for them.

>>9740128
I dont know about /jp/... Perhaps /g/ or /a/. I dont know if /jp/'s hygiene is up to par. I have heard stories.

Start a brothel with my lemonade stand money.

>>9740128
Absolutely delightful.
>cute little girlfriend
That sounds so adorable.

>>9739533
It wont happen.

>>9740140

You can be a NEET and still be clean and hygienic. It's hard to take it easy when you're covered in grease and dirt, and itchy all over.

>>9740224
I agree.

I take showers and brush my teeth everyday even though I never do anything.
I don't know about other people but I can't stand the feeling of my hair being all greasy and shit or stinking of body odor.

>>9740380
I bet you piss in the toilet too.

yep, i would exploit that neural plasticity, and study properly this time instead of bumming around.

>>9740391
That I do.
I don't really understand the whole bottle pissing thing.

1) It seems like you piss a lot more than expected everytime and the bottle fills fast as fuck.

2) I don't really find it an inconvenience to walk 20 feet to my bathroom.

3) I'd have bottles of piss lying around that I would have to do something with and that's gross.

>>9740128
> I'd love to meet someone from /jp/ and become their cute little girlfriend.

Fuck you.... I cried.

>>9739533

Not on this filthy planet.

>>9740391
Because he's not obese to the point where walking to the bathroom is a problem, bottlefag.

>>9739554
Why oh why are pure little girls like you so hard to find?

Everyone else just wants to be a mega-slut ;_;

I think the first thing i'd do is buy a lot of cute clothes...so I suppose i'm helping society by becoming an avid consumer?

>>9740458
quit projecting your obesity problems, fatlord.

>>9740391

That's disgusting if you piss in a bottle. My bathroom is connected to my room, so it's a short trip.

I bet you don't even wash your hands after taking a piss, huh? Gross.

probably because I'd finally have a body to match the brain and no longer paralyzed with fear and unable to move forward socially since puberty because I'd be even more of a fucking outcast than simply ignored by most people.

>>9740530
I know how you feel. I'm a tiger born in a human body and nobody understands me.

>>9740542
Brother, you and I are much alike. Let us be proud tigers together.

>>9740542
Stop bullying Ruka anon asshole!

>>9740542
Why does that tiger have testicals for a chin?

>>9740530

Today's technology can make anybody whichever gender they want.

What's stopping you?

>>9740564
probably wants kids and a functional vagina.

>>9740581
Who are you quoting?

>>9740564
>gender switching
>Implying thats what this thread is about

You disgust me.

>>9740586
Didnt you see the link or are you so new to the internet that you dont know how to use links.

>>9740564
Not him, but I don't want to turn into a girl. I want to be BORN a girl. There's a difference.

And anyway, most people can tell whether someone has transitioned or not, because looking like the other gender is tough. And the fraction of attractive members of transexed(word?) people are probably significantly less than attractive members of males or females.

>>9740593
That's not how you use meme arrows.

>>9740607

>>>/v/

Go back, and stay there.

>>9740607
>So new it hurts

>>9740612
Please stop using meme arrows inappropriately.

>>9740601
But if you wish you were a different person, you are basically wishing for death or non-existence. You could just kill your self.

>>9740593
I don't see the words "implying" "thats" "this" "thread" "is" "about" or "switching" in the post you quoted.

>>9740619
It's not so much wanting to be a different person, as wanting to still experience my point of view but in a vastly different environment.

It's not going to happen, so yeah, I can see why the "killing myself" route would pop up every now and then, and i've been there multiple times.

>>9740601
Their are pretty trans people but most of them are Asian.

Examples
Nong Poy,Tsubaki Ayana,Liu Shi Han,Liu Xun Ai/Alicia Liu,Lukpad, etc.

(Sato Kayo is less attractive but is cute)

It's impossible to be reborn so HRT is the best option for you sadly.

But cheer up and have fun with life no matter what you choose~

Here is a song that always makes me feel better when I'm down.

Hakuna Matata by the Piggy Dolls

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_HTfiPsnrQ

>>9740631

You will always be a little girl to me.

>>9740631
You should try to reincarnate as one. You have about a 50% chance. I say go for it.

>>9740638
>Their are pretty trans people but most of them are Asian.

Ohh yeah, totally.

>>9740637
Stop it ;_;

9740638
Well, I am Asian and probably have the right build for it at just over 100 pounds...

But I just can't bring myself to do it, even if my family (with a little persuading since they are pretty liberal) would probably have no objections, and moreover could afford it. I probably couldn't deal with the whole process of talking to the doctors, and then revealing it to my family, and then dealing with the changed circumstances afterwards...It's just way too stressful.

Oh, and my face would probably look ugly as a girl and i'd rather be nondescript and unnoticed the way I am now.

>>9740673
You should pick someone other than a drag queen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RA6gF5xZAk

>>9740699
It's a bit dangerous but MtF don't need doctors because estrogen is not controlled like testosterone so you could self medicate without going to a doctor.

About your face would you be comfortable with plastic surgery?

>>9740744
Transvestites are disgusting all the time. Go back to /d/.

Life is shit.

>>9740744
Well, there's the voice part as well of course...something that, to my knowledge, isn't corrected usually with surgery but rather with training. I just don't have the will to make myself speak in a certain way that aesthetically befits what i'm supposed to sound like as a female, when I can barely speak properly the way I am now.

I suppose I don't really care what people think of me, except for the fact that i'm all too aware of embarrassment (quite paradoxically), which I figure would more likely arise if I were trying to be female. So...i'd rather stay safe the way I am right now, even though I know that i'd ideally be of the other gender.

>>9740782
Turn people into fetishes is wrong I am merely a cis transgender ally that thinks everyone should be happy with their lives no matter how they were born.

>>9740804
Transvestites are subhuman. They cant feel happiness.

>>9740804
Did you remember to check your privilege?

Would I be 2D, or 3D?

>>9740797
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbytWIOEryk

There is a newer surgery called femlar you could do but I think training is much better as their are no risks involved.

Other than that the voice stuff HRT changes a bit of fat distribution on your body and face so you could actually end up average looking after a couple of months.

http://boards.420chan.org/cd/

This is a good site for people unsure as they aren't as bullshitty like forum sites like Laura's Playground,Susan's Place, and Trueselves.

>>9740810
Please don't abuse spoilers.

>>9740827
Also forgot to say /cd/ has many /jp/ers you might feel at home there (Though there are lots of bitches too)

>>9740827
Man-hands and huge shoulders.

>>9740850
>>9740827
Thanks for the links.

>>9740868
That person was talking about voice surgery...

>>9740879
You are welcome I hope you find your way to a happy life.

>>9740905

>>9740879
Please stop misusing spoilers.

>>9740959

Please stop shitposting.

>>9740879

I know you'll become a cute girl anon, don't give up!

>>9741556
I'm following /jp/ culture, nerd.

>>9741562
Do not worry about him, Anonymous. Despite the fact that it is a shitty forced meme, it is very relelvant. Moreso than some faggot shooting up with horomones to get fake rubber breasts and pretending to be a woman.

>>9740467
I know; I'm terribly disappointing on /jp/, which makes me think that they're trying too hard to look like lolicons.
I'd just look for cute clothing and pretty hats, eat ice cream and run around chasing a balloon.

>please stop misusing the bump button.

Funny I saw this thread right after I ordered this book.