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A beautiful, cute and innocent fairy comes down from heaven to give you a choice of three wishes:
1) Work in a coal mine for 10 years in backbreaking labor for no reward
2) Work on an oil rig for 10 years in backbreaking labor for no reward
3) Marry Fukune and live the rest of your days in eternal bliss and joy, never having to worry about bullies again.

>> No.9739585

4) report this thread

>> No.9739587

2)

>> No.9739588

4) fuck ops mom

>> No.9739592

i'll have the combo pack

>> No.9739595

3 for fugune

>> No.9739600

I don't want any of those.

>> No.9739602

Why would I marry a nigger pretending to be a girl to get games on Steam?

>> No.9739606

I'd choose 1 and 2 for greatest profit

>> No.9739609

>>9739602

>>>/pol/

fuck off

>> No.9739613

Gayest ultimatum ever. Why would anyone even pick anything other than 1) or 2)?

>> No.9739631

>>9739613
Read
>>9739602

>> No.9739638
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9739638

1 and 2. You know why?
Because someone has to do it. Someone has to get dirty to make this world run. Someone has to clean your plates, someone has to pick up your garbage, serve your food, work in the mines. Whether it be your mom or the garbage man, someone has to degrade themselves for your luxury.
So think before you spew and check your privilege, capitalist.

>> No.9739655

>>9739638
Wonderful post, very inspiring ★★★★☆

>> No.9739697

I know someone who worked on an oil rig and he hardly ever had to work, he'd get called in every few months for a couple of weeks and got paid even when he didn't work
maybe he was a higher up though

>> No.9739733

>>9739697
I heard this at university, though it was with off-shore oil rigs. They got paid a lot because they had to basically live there, but everyone just sat around playing computer games (these were game programming graduates, because nobody who does a game programming course actually goes into game programming).

>> No.9739793

>>9739733

probably because there's no such thing as a 'game programming course'

that's like a 'drawing pictures of avocados' class. they don't make them

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>>9739582
>Fukune
The only thing I found is some retards tumblr. Should I know this bitch? Is she one of those /cgl/ cosplay whores /jp/ loves to bully?

>> No.9739824

>>9739793
It's a real course, and it gets you a BSc. Not even joking. I'd seriously be embarrassed to put it on my CV, but hey, the gamer kids enjoy it.

>> No.9739825

>>9739817
get out newfaf

>> No.9739830

1, coal mine sounds like fun.

>> No.9739915

Is the coal mine located on an exoplanet?
Is the oil rig located on an exoplanet?
Do you remotely control millions of dollars of robotic intelligences to mine exoplanet from the comfort of your supercomputer?
In Fukune's dimension, if I marry her, will that be at the beginning or the end of a series created from human construct for media. My entire existence would simply be their construct from the 3rd dimension, and my existance would cease once they stop imagining and expanding this very limited series. How is it eternal if it is as limited as the human existance?

>> No.9739929

>>9739825
>newfag
>doesn't know fukune
More like, you're the newfag for knowing her. I've been browsing /jp/ since its creation and if not my /jp/sie friend I wouldn't even know about this bitch.

>> No.9739943

>>9739929

ur the newfaf ;)

>> No.9739951

>>9739929
you sound severely cum-dehydrated.

i can fix that you know

>> No.9739958

>>9739943
ya well ur a newflaffy ((((((((((((((((;

>> No.9739961

Might be nice living in a charming little mining town but I don't want to get the black lung or get stuck in a cave in so oil rig it is.

>> No.9739984

>>9739638
The proper way to assign people is through the provision of wages in return for their efforts. If the wages for any necessary job are not enough to attract the necessary labor, the wages will be increased until they are. If it isn't economical to pay enough to convince people to do the work, then the job just isn't worth having done in those conditions.
It's a much better system than having jobs handed out by a magic fairy.

>> No.9739993

>>9739984
It's not necessarily that the fairy is magic. He might just know Fukune and have good business connections.

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