/jp/ - Otaku Culture

get out KS devs

dont worry man i got you covered
*grabs dick*
*high fives self*

>>9735451
There's a seed of truth in every joke, you are gay.

>>9735451
>*high fives self*
u forgot to pray to itadakimas

fukin nerd

Why is /jp/ so poo poo?

>>9735459
the fuck did you say to me spunkbucket i dont even have time for this shit get lost

Sucking dicks, huh.
I did it once.

How does it feel? I'll describe exactly what it felt like. I was young at the time but remembered everything.
I was easily aroused, and by the time he was taking his pants off, I was getting hard. I felt like a girl, because let's face it, you're being one. It turned me on like a switch just thinking it. But, then, it got weird. When I began to kneel, with my penis waiting to be unleashed in my pants, I felt strange. "I'm about to suck a dick. It's not my penis, I'm going to taste a dick and pleasure it". I mean, it felt extremely bizarre, just knowing that I, was going to suck a dick! There's no other way to put it up. I think it was much more because I'm not gay, I do enjoy anal masturbation and get aroused by cocks, but not gay, it was just a fetish for the uncommon.
Then it began. I grabbed the penis, it was extremely hard, and rubbed the foreskin a little, to feel what another guy's penis felt like. Then... It felt good, actually. I decided to put it in my mouth by sliding my lips slowly. When I placed my lips closed on the tip, that was it, no holding back now. I felt the tip and the hole and I was just about to cum by the feel. (cont.)

>>9735500
His dick had it's helmet really wet, so I started sliding my wet lips further, until I had the helmet entirely on my mouth. God, it felt incredible. I slowly put my lips back, to taste it, to feel the cock, and I came in my pants. Cumming got me severely aroused, so I said to my self "to hell with this", I grabbed the cock and shoved it into my mouth before it touched my gag reflex. Hell, sucking a dick was the most delicious thing I've ever experienced. It was absolutely delightful. How it felt in my mouth, It was like having an incredibly warm dildo, with an unique texture I can't compare yet, but I could feel the shape of the dick inside my mouth. It feels really big in your mouth, you have every single thing in your mouth tho please it, it feels big, and hot, and that aroused me even more. With the dick in my mouth, I started to lick it, first up and down, and then in circles, while sucking it back and forward and having a grip on the base of it with my hand, never letting it go. I could taste the precum coming out, and I don't know it it was for the arousal but it tasted glorious. I then began doing a circular motion with my lips.

>>9735502
I then felt brutally sluttish. I wished I knew how to deep-throat (which I know now), because just thinking of having an entire, hot, delicious huge cock in my throat gets me incredibly hard and jerk off just by thinking about it.
I eventually finished the guy, and he didn't tell me he was about to cum, so it got me by surprise, a delightful surprise. I felt his cock being contracted, and I stopped moving, I thought "is he about to cum? oh what the hell", and let him load of all his milk on my mouth. To be honest, it tasted extremely salty, and as mentioned in the last thread, it is highly alkaline, and my tongue felt really weird. I didn't swallow it, instead, I spat it on my hand while he sat on a couch tired, and used the cum to jerk off, and came almost 10 seconds after starting. I took my cum and rubbed his dick with it, and he didn't oppose.
And that's the gist of it.

>>9735487
I said you are a faggot and you probably want to suck dicks, why else are you here?

>>9735507
Sorry dude, i am here to fuck yo momma, is there a problem with that?

>>9735500
I've already fapped like 6 times to that in the archives from a few weeks ago.

I've been doing back stretches and losing weight so I can suck my own dick while masturbating. I'm about 2 inches away, I can give it a little lick right now. A few months ago I was about 6 inches away. My back also feels a lot better than before.

>>9735509
dont reply for me fucktard

>>9735509
I already fucked you're mom, gay nerd. Go back to sucking your boyfriends dick turbogaynerdlord.

>>9735522
Samefagging MY DICK! LOL EPIC MEME REACTION PIC TIME

>>9735500
>>9735502
>>9735504
im not gay but i have sucked one of my friends dicks and liked it alot.. he has also sucked my dick... we are not gay we just wanted to expirement.. and we did and enjoied it.... it is AMAZING!!!!!! he took his dick out of his pants and then i looked at it.. and looked at it again.. then i started giving him a handjob and after that i went down on him and i put his warm dick in my mouth and started sucking on it.. i took his dick out of my mouth and then started licking it.. =))) then i started sucking it again and he came in my mouth.. then he went down on me and started stroking my dick and licking it too.. i came in his mouth too.. we wanted to know what it tasted like =)) its actually not to bad.... we have done this a few times now and eachtime we enjoy ourselves.... we have also expiremented with anal sex :D it is fantastic!!!!!! its better without a condom though ;p

>>9735516
I have been doing that as well. I can't wait to start deep throating myself and chocking on my balls. Maybe I can even give myself a rimjob someday.

>>9735516
Don't break your neck dude

>>9735548
You should order penis enlargement pills from the internet instead.

>>9735510
Is there anymore dick sucking stories in the archive?

>>9735579
Sometimes I fap to the Fukune fapfic thread, but that might only be for hardcore Fukune fans
http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/9146444/
We really need more Fukune fapfics!

>>9735603
Thanks, post more if you got more. I like your tastes.

ｄｅｌ

>>9735603
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Who dick sucker here

>>9735796
is this you

>>9735804
You don't think about dicks all the time?

>>9735815
sorry man im not gay

>>9735824
It's not gay to suck delicious cocks.

>>9735837

Don't try to trick people with that line.

>>9735837
are you cute

>>9735837
Cocks aren't delicious you filthy faggy

>>9735837
You are either a faggot or a whore.

>>9735851
Yea, want to meet up?

>>9735861
sure where you at qt

>>9735871
Leave your email.

I do, i'm bisexual, i don't get why most of people cares about what is gay and what is not gay, just do what you want to do.

>>9735887
Sucking dicks isn't gay, it's only gay if you fall in love with a man.

>>9735880
ladies first

>>9735901
Be gentle.

>Feeling his hand on the back of my head slowly, but firmly, pushing me toward his throbbing cock. I'm >resisting, but secretly I want it. I want it bad. Once I have my lips around it, tasting his precum, feeling it's >size and heat, gradually I start to get into sucking him and enjoy myself. He of course, notices and says >something like, 'see, I knew you wanted it. A sissy cocksucker like you can't resist.' I blush furiously and >keep my eyes downward.

>But he grabs my hair, pulls his cock out of my mouth and forces me to look him in the eye. 'Admit it. Tell me >what you want.' Taken off guard by the sudden emptiness, I try to lean forward and keep sucking, but he >holds me firm, looking me square in the eye. I finally crack, and mumble 'I want your cock.'

>'No. Louder. Tell me what you want.'

>I finally can't help myself. I look back at him and say 'I want to suck your cock. Please. Please let me suck >your massive cock.'

>He flashes me a smug grin and shoves his meat back into my mouth. I suck eagerly for what feels like >ages, adoring every inch of him. Finally, I can feel he is close. I want to swallow his load, but he has other >plans-- he pushes my head back and begins stroking his cock. A few moments later, I feel the first, hot >blast of cum on my face. I feel proud that I could give him this pleasure.

why aren't you sucking cock /jp/?

>>9735822
After /jp/ this happens.

I want to suck a dick so bad.
I know you can go on craigslist of find a penis, but I'm so nervous.
;_;

>>9736045
Go to a gloryhole instead.

Why are cocks so amazing?

I'm not even gay

Sauce on OP? That's a nice cock, would read more

>>9736063
How do I find a gloryhole stall?
Keep in mind that I live in the gayest region in the world.

>>9736084
>Why are cocks so amazing?

>I'm not even gay

>>9736088
Adult Book Stores or Clubs, use google to find some.

>>9735914
please reply

>>9736084
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/405035/a45eae4a05/

>>9735504
>I took my cum and rubbed his dick with it, and he didn't oppose.
o-oh my

>>9736088
If you want cocks just go and sit on a park bench wearing a jumpsuit with no underwear and unzip it to show you erect penis to passing men.

>>9736140
I don't want just any smelly cock, I want one that looks like mine.

>>9736102
i just got done lifting think of me in the shower ill hit you up after

That's how girls look at your delicious cock.

This is how I look at a delicious cock.

Not a day goes by without me thinking about sucking cocks.

Guys, what if... we sucked each others cocks?

I want to suck a wonderful man's dick but I don't want it to be some faggot's dick. I want to be a good wife and deepthroat my man while he eats the steak I grilled for him while he was having a tough day at the office. Then we can have two cute kids and I can become miserable as my body wrinkles and sags and he cheats on me with younger women. But no, I just had to be born in the wrong era with the wrong chromosome. Stupid!

>>9736293
I think that is a wonderful idea.

I wish I was a cute lewd girl. I just want to have my mouthpussy used by a group of faceless fat men with fat penises.

>>9736344
God yes. If I was a slutty loli I would go around and offer my body to every pedophile I could find.

>>9736357
Thats a great way to get yourself killed / tortured for the rest of your life.

>>9736369
And not the kind of torture that makes you a cockslave, the kind of torture where you get burned, cut, beat... real pedos are fucked up.

>>9736376
That sounds a little adult, don't you think? Little girls deserve something a little bit nicer than that.

>>9736232
please reply

>>9736406
I agree, unfortunately the 3D world doesn't work that way. 2D Girls are luckily loved.

>>9736445
I want source.

>>9736414
Wouldn't you rather lock up a loli in your basement and try to make her feel loved and comfortable?

>>9736479
I would want to make her love me, and I would dress her up very nicely, and make her happy, and I would bring her food, and maybe one day have her cook with me when she feels better.

>>9736452
Are dick threads approved of by new-meido?

>>9736445

Lately I've been thinking a lot about what it would feel like to have a cock inside my body.

>>9736514
Do you want a cock to spread your asshole while you moan while you bite down on a pillow? Do you want to feel a cock go back and forth, pounding your little ass as you beg for his cum.

>>9736514
Do you want to feel a warm crotch slap against your ass cheeks as your butthole gets stretched out by a thick dick. Your butt sliding as it slaps and gets sticky from all the cum between you and the dick.

>>9736376
> real pedos are fucked up

What? Having a certain sexual orientation doesn't make you more likely to be a rapist murderer. Don't buy into media hype.

>>9736547
>>9736594
Yes! This is all I want! Why must life be so cruel?

>>9736598
It does when the only way you can possibly fulfill your sexual orientation in the real world is through (statutory) rape.

2D lolis are fine and all, but it's fucking disgusting that there are people on /jp/ who defend actual pedo's.

>>9736547
Now I'm hard, anon.

>>9736619
That's not true. It's possible to move to a country where the age of consent is lower so it isn't considered statutory rape, is therefore legal, and therefore moral.

Of course. Vagina is gross.

who the fuck else is emailing my new qt /jp/ bf ill kill you little shits

>>9736619
You know statutory rape is just an arbitrary number that the government chooses, right? If a 19 year old has sex with his 17 year old girlfriend it's statutory rape.

>>9736637
No it isn't. At least not where I live. The age of consent is the point where you can give consent to anybody no matter how much older than you they are. Below that, it's only legal within a certain range. And by that range a 17 year old with a 19 year old is fine.

>>9736632
Back off, he's mine.

>>9736637
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_North_America#State_laws
>Currently state laws set the age of consent at 16, 17 or 18. The most common age is 16
Stop letting them brainwash you

>>9736632
>>9736644
Fuck you, I e-mailed him first.

>>9736598
Go browse pedo forums on the deep web sometime and then come tell me all about it.

>>9736648
>>9736642
The point is the government is just drawing a line where they believe people can begin to make decisions for themselves. If tomorrow the government decided the age of consent was 30, does that make sex with someone under 30 immoral? Of course not, because letting laws dictate your morality is stupid.

>>9736644
>>9736649
you kids need to go pull your own if you want some i will break your spines and twist you together in a french braid if you step wrong

>>9736652
I do, they are generally nice people. There are a few sickos but that's because pedophiles have been pushed underground and when you're in places like that it tends to attract an abundance of people with questionable preferences.

>>9736676
Well you can fuck me too at the same time. I want you to use me up!

>>9736680
le pedo face

Why can't I just be a little girl like in my ero mangas? The kind that gets anally fucked lovingly by her oniichan since he cares about her virginity being kept.

Life's gotta always be messing with me.

>>9736702
I wish you could have been my imouto, dude.

>>9736672
It does, because the law is decided by what the people believe is moral.

>>9736709
Those are bad laws, then. Morality is never a sufficient basis for an argument, and is a terrible basis for legalities.

>>9736705
MY oniichan has to be very handsome, have a sexy deep voice and a large cock. He doesn't need to have a job though, it'd be better if he was a hikki so he'd spend all his time with me instead of kissing some old mans ass.

Do you even measure up to my standards?

>>9736716
I cannot claim any such above-average cock, but frankly, that is just impractical. You would only hurt yourself on it if it was so large.

>>9736709
I seriously hope you guys don't let the opinions of the masses(aka law) dictate your personal morality.

>>9736690
sorry dude qts only

>>9736733
You're a shitty oniichan with a microscopic needle dick. Sorry.

>>9736716

Bitch please, my cock would tear your ass up and my voice would cause you to cum on the spot. Infact, I'd have to blindfold you so you don't cum when you see my handsome face.

>>9736753
If you don't fuck me I'll rape you!

>>9736763
Typical /jp/sie.

>>9736761
I never said it was small, now you are just being rude.

>>9736733
Where's the fun if you can take it on the first try? I want to work for it and get stretched out so I'm useless to all other men.

That feel when your imouto gets a boyfriend.

>>9736780
That is a good point, but what can I do?

>>9736598
>>9736734

You guy's are fucking retarded, real pedophiles are nothing like your Japanese anime. They are fucking disgusting vile creatures that beat, abuse, rape, and torture little girls. Pedophilia is associated with these types of people because that's how they really are.

If you're seriously defending pedophiles, I hope you fucking get tortured to death.

>>9736792
There are pedophiles that are also rapists and normal men who are also rapists. This does not mean all pedophiles are rapists just like all normal men are not rapists because of the actions of a minority.

Wishing pain on others is not nice, anon.

>>9736787
Not satisfy me obviously.

>>9736796
What if I kidnapped you and held you hostage until you fell in love with me anyway?

>>9736792
>If you're seriously defending pedophiles, I hope you fucking get tortured to death.
>I hope you fucking get tortured to death.
seems that normals are much worse than pedophiles

>>9736795
Can you explain why descriptions of a good 75% of people who produce pedo shit include some form of abuse? (beating, pissing/shitting, anal raping)

>>9736792
i would advise using less descriptors next time it looks more sincere that way

>>9736792
This. I laugh at the threads around /jp/ where people play at being real pedophiles when they have no fucking idea what the realities are.

>>9736800
Only if you are handsome and let me swallow your cum every morning.

>>9736804
And how do you know so much about that? Stop pulling figures out of your ass.

>>9736804
> a good 75% of people who produce pedo shit include some form of abuse?

[citation needed]

These threads are depressing, because I've always wanted to meet a /jp/er and have lovingly, kinky sex with him.

And I'm not even gay, I would only want to do those sort of stuff from someone from /jp/.

>>9736808
I am not him, but I am very handsome and I would allow you to be my pet.

>>9736819
I'll kill you

>>9736819
I'm a girl though... Do you only like guys?

>>9736716
I have a deep voice and a somewhat large cock. Would you suck it?

>>9736816
>I've always wanted to meet a /jp/er and have lovingly, kinky sex with him
>I'm not even gay
>him
>not gay

>>9736825
please stop posting that dudes cock its ugly and unsightly

>>9736816
>I would only want to do those sort of stuff from someone from /jp/.
How can I find someone from /jp/ except by actually posting on /jp/ where those types of threads are frowned upon?

>>9736831
Yes or no please.

>>9736841
Yes but only if you shave your balls so I can enjoy devouring them while your cock rests on my little girl forehead.

inb4 the shaved pic

>>9736824
Female. Semen every morning. You're a succubus? Contact included

>>9736851
You can never cum unless its into/onto me. If you masturbate I'll cut your dick off.

>>9736846
Sure thing.

>>9736832

You can't, most of us are all shut-ins and we act cute online, but in real life we'd be scared and anxious as fuck.

>>9736828

Fuck you, it's not gay if he's cute.

>>9736872
That's true, but I know I could make you do lewd things if we met. Preferably consensually.

>>9736865
Sure, but you'd better be ready for it

>>9736904
Did you just hijack my kidnap victim?

Don't roleplay please.

>>9736907
Sorry it wasn't working out for you, I'm sure there's one out there for you that would prefer a cute little dick.

>>9736922
I could kill you, and then I have her all to myself again.

>>9736887

If we met, you better prepare to get your hand held lovingly

>>9736907
>>9736922
>>9736925

Maybe we can have a competition which one of you can give me more semen~

>>9736920

>btw im a girl

Every time

>>9736925
You can feel free to try if you want to be an NTR protagonist crying in the corner while we fuck furiously in front of you.

>>9736929
And then I stab him, and you come back willingly. Everyone wins.

>>9736927
Please don't misuse spoilers.

>>9736937
>>9736935

Theres no need for violence.... I have 3 lewd holes for you to use.

>>9736947
>her virginity being kept
You have lost sight of your own wishes. For your own good, I cannot leave him be.

>>9736927
That would be nice to just cuddle too.

>>9736958
I don't mind losing my virginity as long as you cum a lot inside~

>>9736966
But I could not if you were so easily willing to betray me. That is the only solution.

>>9736974
I just dont want to see anyone get hurt...

This thread makes me horny.
Goddamn, /jp/

>>9736966
Anyways dude, if you want to get filled up you have my email from before. I'm not here to RP white knight/black knight so you can enjoy stringing this nerd along in the meantime

>>9736982
Then I will convince him to leave, and nobody has to get hurt. I am very persuasive, when I need to be.

I'll never have sex with anonymous.

>>9736994
Please do not bully.

>>9736985
Perhaps I can...

>>9736959

It would wouldn't it.

http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/9711813

:D

>>9737018
WHAT ThE FUCK they made an anime out of that manga? Is it good?

>>9737046
It's pretty much a colored version of the manga with voices.

So yeah.