/jp/ - Otaku Culture

nippongo a shit

>>9727853
Why are you here in the first place if you don't understand english?

>>9727853

2chanに翻訳できる人がいない？ｗｗｗｗｗ

>日本人
可悲的非人的败类

>>9727858
Ice burns

>>9727864

Man, my Rikaichan isn't getting those last two kanji at all. What does that mean?

>>9727870
Google works too
http://www.websaru.com/%E8%B4%A5%E7%B1%BB.html

>OP is obviously a dirty westerner
>You're Japanese skill is shit
>tumblr image

>>9727881

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xD

>>9727883
Why are you shitposting?

>>9727870
It's chinese, or japanese only with kanji.

>>9727881
you tell him /b/rah

>>9727881
Could you please point out the faults of the OP? I cannot see them. You doing so would help develop my Japanese proficiency.

>～
米人死ね!

中にイかれる快楽

>>9727853
あなたが嫌いな人は、月の間違った週で私と一緒に混乱することに決めまし
た。

>>9727870
fixed:
>可悲的非人的敗類

anon was using commie characters, and not proper characters. Rikaichan should work fine now.

>>9727870
dozo, anon-kun.

>>9728066
>黑
>拼音
哈哈哈哈

中田されの喜び

>>9728102
田?

>>9728102
中田さんは誰？

>>9728066
>>9728090
What is this?

>>9728137
rikaichan2.0 （笑）

>>9728149
苛めないでください（泣）

>>9728118
中田はサッカープレヤだ

上げ
翻訳を下さい

>>9728149
＞rikaikunを使わない
＞クロームマスターレースがいません

翻訳しなさい、オタメガ共が。

＞９７２８１９６
＞クローム
クソポスト

>>9728196
>rikaikunを使わない
>を
日本語でおｋｗ

>>9728214
Not him but what's wrong with the particle を in this context?

>>9728214
For English speakers, OK means passable or acceptable
Stupid Japanese people

>>9728229
It's sarcasm.
でもいいよ。
ある人々は他より飲み込む。

マジですよ！
翻訳してください！

>>9728090
since when were there so many Chineses on /jp/?

>>9728223
Nothing, he's just autistic

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMM!

えーマジ初月！？

>>9728269
Please be more careful with your posts! Someone might take it the wrong way and think that you're trying to insult the Japanese with that post!

>>9728269
I don't understand this pic
Where the fuck is the ground level?

>>9728269
>KYONG
That sound is only possible in Korean, and not Chinese or Japanese. Nobody here is a dirty Korean.

Please rethink your insults next time, you silly billy.

>>9728252
俺の肉棒をしゃぶれ、男。

>>9728275
いいえ、全然

>>9727861
>2chan
Nobody in Japan says 2chan. You fucked up.

>>9728269
もっと手を叩く

我想要打插一下。你講的這個Linux其實應該叫成GNU/Linux，或者跟我最近給它的
名稱，GNU與Linux。 Linux本來自己不是一個電腦操作系統，而是GNU系統的一個部分。有個GNU corelibs，系統中心程序和重要系統組件，它才成為一個全面電腦操作系統，根
據POSIX的定義。

每日，很多使用電腦的人沒有註意到他們在運行一個修改過的GNU系統版本。通
過一段奇怪的事件，今天最常用的GNU版本經常被叫成「Linux」，然後很多使
用它的人不知道它真正是GNU工程開發的GNU系統。

Linux真的存在，然後這些人真的在使用它，可是它其實只是他們使用的系統的
一部分而以。 Linux只是系統內核，系統中給其他程序分配電腦資源的程序。這個系統內核是
操作系統的很重要一部分，可是單獨沒有用處――它只能在一個全面操作系
統以內的景況才能有作用。 Linux常常根GNU操作系統結合使用，基本上全系統就是GNU加上Linux，因而GNU/Linux
。所有所謂的「Linux」發行版其實就是GNU/Linux的發行版。

>>9728286
정말인가?

>>9728301
>自閉症
Welp, it's going to my アンキ collection.

>>9728308
You're saying that you didn't already have 自閉症 in your anki deck? Do you even nihongo?

>>9728301
尖閣諸島を離れよ、チャンコロ。

>>9728301
Is this a Chinese instruction on how to put viruses on your PC?

whoa man, it's just like learning French or German all over again. damn trippy as fuck. once you look at the word roots, everything suddenly makes sense.

self + closed off + disease = autism. who would have known.

>>9728323
did you just discover /jp/ from your 2 weeks at /v/?

lurk forever

>>9728317
I always forget to add cards properly after something caught my eye. But this time I finally entered that.

>>9728318
沖縄県石垣市 = X
台灣宜蘭縣頭城 = O

>>9728317
もう朝か？

>>9728346
はい。朝だよ！

>>9728346
まだまだクソ豚

>>9727881
>>9727883

Why isn't 日焼け "Japan burn"?

中華民國國歌

三民主義，吾黨所宗；以建民國，以進大同。
咨爾多士，為民前鋒；夙夜匪懈，主義是從。
矢勤矢勇，必信必忠；一心一德，貫徹始終。

台灣萬歲！萬歲！萬萬歲！

>>9728345
いいえ、間違い。
さらに、中国領土の残りを取り戻すよ。

>>9728379
I thought it was some kind of food.

>>9728395
這個傢伙鬧真的？

（大笑）

>>9728395
台灣 = 民主國家 (民主国家)
日本 = 邪惡獨裁 (邪悪独裁)

>>9728421
>台湾
>民主國家
（笑）

>>9728426
笑個屁啊。。。 囧rz

Japan Democratic Party, Liberal Democratic Party of Japan... all same shit, different smell

不要在吐出那麼傻，那麼愚蠢的玩笑

age

中国に侵略される？

お願い

>>9728508
/jp/が中国人の物のだから

konicheha de minasan to watashe wo namae wa nihonanikey mo NE1 tomodotchey wo suru wo KA??????????

сугга май когг гозаймасу~~~

/jp/ - Amateur Japanese

狗日的日本人，回家啦！嘿嘿~

>>9728646
/jp/ - Amateur Japanese and a bunch of people from Taiwan

上げる

絵がもう翻訳したよ。何故このスレまだあるの

煽りで使われそうな文なので訳しません。
I guess OP is Chinese. See other Chinese trolling here in this thread. The text in OP looks like something to slander people.
我看OP是中国人。You have to write a proper and polite Japanese.

Anyway, this thread is not following the rule of /jp/. It will be removed before long.

>>9729403
Chinese =/= Taiwanese.

One is a communist dictatorship, the other is a democratic republic with a high HDI and Freedom Index score.

>>9730343
Its not a dictatorship nor is it communist. Do you even /pol/

It's a totalitarian state with semi free market characteristics. Get it the fuck right or get out of /jp/ to stop setting off my autism.

>>9730391
A totalitarian state -is- a dictatorship.
Kill yourself, you ignorant sperg.

>>9730343
Mostly true, it's socialist however.

>>9730396
No, a dictatorship is a totalitarian state, but not all totalitarian states are dictatorships. Go educate yourself.

Rule by a dictator and rule by committee are very different things.

>>9730403
>>9730402
>>9730396
>>9730391
>>9730343
/jp/ - Politics

>>9730429
/jp/ - Teenagers pretending to know how to policate

>>9730396
>A totalitarian state -is- a dictatorship.
orz

>>9730458
but I thought the prime demographic of /jp/ was 20-38 year old neckbeards who never leave the home.

>>9730467
Fine
/jp/ - autistic people who never leave their houses or know world news outside of the internet pretending to have valid opinions on politics

>>9730458
Did you mean:
"Don't talk about things, it makes me feel inferior."

>>9730486
you forgot to use >meme arrows or ``Stallman quotes''.

>>9730496
Variety is nice.

>>9730475
What the fuck did you just fucking say about Ken-sama, you little bitch? I’ll have you know he graduated top of his class in the dojo, and he was been involved in numerous secret ninja raids on Korea and China, and he had over 300 confirmed kills with his blade. He is trained in the bushido code and He was the the top swordsman in the entire JSDF. You are nothing to him but just another target for his blade. He would wipe you the fuck out with a precision blade the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, Jigoku, or Tengoku, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about him over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting Ken-sama through the spirit realm and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, kisama. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your inochi. You’re fucking dead, kodomo. He can be anywhere, anytime, and he can kill you in over seven hundred martial arts, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only is he extensively trained in unarmed combat, but he also has access to the entire arsenal of the cursed Muramasa blades and will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you kamidamn baka. Ken-sama will shit fury all over you kisama and you will drown in it like Ken-sama drowned saving Japan. You’re fucking dead, gaijin!

/jp/是甚麼這樣的糞

But I don't know engrish

/jp/ - 他们的地下室外的人从来没有尝试把握政治（笑）

translate this shit weebs

>>9730549
no offense, but that doesn't really make grammatical sense in Chinese.

perhaps use "/jp/怎么那么烂？" (we don't use 糞 to mean shit in the sense of the expletive profanity like in English; 糞 is more commonly used in the sense of animal manure or plant fertiliser.)

>>9730588
Chinaboo reporting in.

>>9730573
I dont know what the fuck is this.
Doesnt seem to make sense.

>>9730549
jp is what kind of shit

>>9727864
also, this isn't very grammatically correct in Chinese either. the repetition of "的" makes it kind of awkward sounding, and it reminds me of Google Translate. consider writing it as "又可悲，又非人的败类" instead.

>>9728102
do you mean 中出し?

>>9728269
>SHU WEI WU
Hell yeah three kingdoms

>>9730601
Thank you. I am completely new to Chinese and can't really form sentences but thought I'd try anyway.

>>9728269
>CHING CHONG
acceptable stereotype I guess...

>NIP NONG
I don't understand this though. why is it always repeated? there is no "nip" sound in any dialect of Chinese, be it Mandarin, Cantonese, Hokkien or something else. It isn't a valid syllable in Japanese either (unless you're making a voiced consonant initial like in "nippon"), and is uncommon in Korean.

>NAN KING
Capital of the ROC, from 1928 to 1947. Should be pronounced "Nanjing" (南京) in modern Chinese though; old books use "Nanking" because in the late 19th century there was a consonant shift in Northern Mandarin, where "p" became "b" and "k" became "j". Same reason why old books use "Peking" instead of "Beijing", and "Chungking" instead of "Chongqing".

>GONG CHANG
literally "communist" (共产)

>PING PONG
That's an English word though, according to the Oxford English Dictionary. In Chinese, there's 桌球 (zhuo-qiu, literally "table tennis") or 乒乓 (ping-pang, unofficial term for the sport)

>YONG FONG CHIN
meaningless nonsense.

>KYONG
That's a Corean sound.

>KUNG FU
The martial art? Pronounced "gong-fu" (功夫) in modern Mandain.

>SHU WEI WU
魏吴蜀 - 三国

>>9730624
Have you considered installing the Rikaichan clone/derivative for Firefox known as "Perapera"? It supports Chinese and Japanese, and soon will also support Corean.

すべて翻訳する、ゐあぶ達

>>9731160
**ヰアブ達

俺のチンポをしゃぶれ、奴

中出しの悦び

>>9732306
中出しお願いします

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においっにおいくさいにおい！！