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By taking my penis out and jamming it in her vagina.

I'm 24 and I haven't either.

>>9699037
I think the best way to explain would be through demonstration.

>>9699044
You know that would seriously injure her, right?

I bet Hanyu told her about it.

Give her the dick

She probably knows more than me.

Can you imagine how soft and warm she would feel?

>>9699051
I have a really small dick.

A fantasy I have is satisfying a loli's sexual curiosity by showing her how things work firsthand.

If she hasn't figured it out in a hundred years then no amount of words is going to make it clear. I'd have to step her through it, determine the deficits in her knowledge, and educate her accordingly, again, by demonstration.

All of this in the name of education, keep in mind.

>>9699070
I'm not convinced that that is canon, Anon.

>>9699053
Quite the opposite.

>>9699075
Shows what you know.

>>9699065
I envy you. I really do. One thing that always bothers me is the size of my penis.

I'll show her!

*grabs dick*

That said, I'm sure that figured it out by now.

Has this ever been more relevant?

>>9699066
And science.

Don't forget science.

>>9699110
Oh yes. Teaching Rika-chan about human love will be great for science. Especially psychology.

>>9699063
Don't we all here at /jp/ have that fantasy to one degree or another?

>>9699065
Simple jamming your penis into a child into a child would hurt them regardless of the size. Besides that, you should be nice to Rika. She's had lots of hard lives and doesn't need to add forcible rape onto her list of things to be depressed about.

I like to imagine that when she gets drunk, she molests Satoko, so I wouldn't have to tell her very much.

Stop using those shitty quotation marks.

>>9699142
Satoko knows even less than Rika (as evidence when they were talking about how Mion collects on debt).

Perhaps a joint class including them both is necessary?

>>9699359
You're perverted, anon.

>>9699359
Yeah. As that and other scenes show, Rika knows about the birds and the bees.

>>9699196
I'd just like to interject, what you are referring to as ``Shitty quotation marks" are in fact, ``GNU style quotes", or as I've recently taken to calling them, ``GNotes".

>>9699375
How many times do you think she's fucked Keiichi and Akasaka?

>>9699393
Rika is a pure girl. She hasn't fucked anyone.

>>9699398
Dark Rika isn't a pure girl. How many times do you think that Bernkastel used her to fuck them then?

>>9699377

Hipster shit. Go suck Stallman's dick.

>>9699377
Doesn't make them any less shitty.

>>9699412
>``Hipster shit. Go suck Stallman's dick."
The quotes were popularized by GNU developers, not simply Stallman. Take your beef with them to the mailing lists, I'm sure your well thought out rationale will be happily accepted there.

>>9699416
Your image is very ironic.

I'll never get to teach a young girl like Rika about sex. I think I'm going to kill myself.

>>9699403
Rika is the Higurashi Bernkastel. She gave herself that name after all. She's still pure though as she has a prepubescent body.

>>9699425
But my hair is supple and smooth.

>>9699427
If you want to, then you shouldn't.

That said, the idea of never touching Rika and feeling her warmed depresses me too.

>>9699416
>GNU developers

Hipster shit.

>>9699438
You're just a big bully.

>>9699446

Nice filename.

>>9699451
thanks, I thought of it all by myself.

>>9699446
Okay I laughed

>>9699434
>Rika is the Higurashi Bernkastel. She gave herself that name after all.
I know that, friend, but she was naming the other entity that she formed in her torment: Bernkastel. It's implied that they really were seperate entities because of Rika's dialogue in Sai.

>She's still pure though as she has a prepubescent body.
Being pure and having a prepubescent body are not mutually inclusive, only correlated.

>>9699435
Yes. It is a tragedy, though I can console myself by embracing my Rika dakimakura.

>>9699461
I really fucking hate you sometimes. The thought of how much cum your pillow has in it makes me want to puke. Fuck you.

>>9699460
What dialogue? The manga stuck in a dialog in Minagoroshi hen, but in the original VN "Bernkastel" is simply giving an exposition to the reader.

And Rika gives herself that name in order to distinguish herself from the original Rika, which we never see.

>>9699461

Asshole.

>>9699471
Please. You think I haven't been careful to keep it clean?

>>9699476
>What dialogue?
She's basically telling Hanyuu that she was going to be different and appreciate life, then she monologues about not being Bern anymore.

(I'm sorry, my fucking saves are gone; I'm an idiot.)

>>9699515
What she says in the end of Saikoroshi-hen is that she'll live a normal life and put her past behind her. I's not as if she magically reverts to her pre-tragedy mind. She's still the same person.

Rika does speculate that a copy of herself might linger on in the higher dimension where Hanyuu transferred her between worlds, but that doesn't mean that Rika isn't also Bernkastel. At best a separate entity forms at the very end of the story; an entity which we never see. The Bernkastel we see in Higurashi is Rika. (It's best to ignore Umineko because it was all in amnesiac Battler's head and it's not worth opening that can of worms.)

>>9699040
They school didn't give tell you about it? Even my Texan, private Christian school explained sex (albeit with cheesy videos).

>>9699427
>>9699435
>>9699461
Why don't you guys just find the actress who played Rika in the movies and fuck her?

What makes Rika so erotic?

>>9703587
Pedophilia and a himecut.

>>9703608
Rika's so pretty though that all people are exempt from pedophelia who fap to her.

>>9703579
The movie was shit and Rika was like 20 years old and has a near permanent giggle. If they had written her out of the plot any more then she wouldn't have even been there. All she and Satoko do to advance the story is give the Yamainu (and a mob of villages) their blessing to capture Keiichi. She never hangs out with the main class. It didn't even have pickles, because instead of Rena giving them to the Maebaras, she teaches Keiichi's mom to make them. Takano alternates between being a meek woman and the Angel of Death, complete with a veil. Mion and Rena try their damnedest to act like Mean Lain does when she’s watching her friends masturbate through the Wired, complete with the stupid face. The Watanagashi plotline involving Shion tormenting Keiichi is taken, then never explained or elaborated on further. Instead of the delicate misunderstanding that convinced L3 Keiichi that they were trying to kill him, it’s like he’s dropped some PCP and sees shit everywhere. Tometake looks like a gay hobo and tries to put out his cigarette on Keiichi’s face. Hinamizawa is also home to the world’s cleanest dump on earth. There is no dust anywhere. When Keiichi pulls a teddy bear out of a pile and gives it to Rena, there is literally not a single blemish on it. Rena’s dark mode involves her shaking her head violently and gaining cat eyes. Really, fucking yellow cat eyes, and then she shakes her head for her close up. And the lighting! It’s either sunlight, no light, or a million candle spotlight. Probably where R07 got his love of contrast from.

>>9703727
The only redeeming points about the whole fucking film are Keiichi's shirt that says `fuck' about 50 times, a cameo by Japanese Bird (though he was not cooking spaghetti), and seeing how fucking terrible Irie’s English handwriting is when he writes `L3’ in squiggles.

If all foreign movies are this terrible, I think I finally understand why Hollywood shit rules the world.

>>9699446
Wait a minute, what's the story behind that GIF?

>>9703727
> It didn't even have pickles, because instead of Rena giving them to the Maebaras, she teaches Keiichi's mom to make them

>>9699037

Easy. I would explain her that humans are made of "white magic". And when she asks me about the white magic, I would tell her "It's magic. I aint gotta explain shit".

>>9699099
Holy shit, I finally get it. I finally get the point of that image.

Thank you, thank you so much.

>>9705663
Poor Rena. All she wants to do is make pickles for Keiichi, but she always gets picked on.

With an in-depth physical demonstration that's both interactive and fun of course.

>>9699377
You. You are shitposting. I still love you.

What if Rika found all the porn you had of her?

>>9711686
Joke's on you I don't have a hentai/porn folder.

>>9711686

She would call Berunkaster

>>9711686
She forgave the people that killed her thousands of times, so I imagine that she would forgive me for a little loli porn of her.

>>9711883
Dang I wanted to post in the other thread. Oh well...

One day I'll learn how to use the tools and not do stuff manually.

>>9711744
holy cow I thought her right elbow was a huge boob!

>>9712008
OMG cannot unsee!

>>9711686
All I have is oppai Rika, so she'd love me and make a copy.

>>9703790
The guy speaking got introduced as working on something that didn’t quite match Stallmans ideology so he decided to be a dick and do an act.

>>9699446

Does anyone else feel inadequate knowing that they will never be remotely as autistic as Stallman?

>>9711686
I'd explain that my very extensive Rika pornography folder is merely another tribute of my love to her.

>>9712376
I don't think she's that gullible.

>>9699070
>Boards that default to the Yotsuba B or Burichan (blue) theme are to be considered work safe. Posting content that is not suitable for this environment may result in a ban.

>>9712381
Isn't perfectly normal to be sexually attracted to the one you feel romantic love for?

>>9712408
Would she see it that way? Be honest, because you would also be lying to yourself.

i wana fug u rika

>>9712431
Such is the /jp/ condition. Maybe we'll fuck her in the next Hinamizawa.

>>9699099
OK I don't get it.

>>9712834

Me too

It's depressing

>>9712834
her mom never said that.

>>9714083
Good thing she's not the one saying that sentence then, huh?

>>9712439
Rika should only be loved tenderly.

>>9703790
http://youtu.be/SNBMdDaYhZA

first minute

The rape rate in Japan is 0.014 per 1,000 people. If we suppose that Rika lived 2000 lives, then there is a 2.8% chance that she was raped at least once.

>>9719329
Most of these incidents will occur in urban areas rather than small villages. And Rika is treated like a living god so people wouldn't want to rape her.

>>9721402
No one would want to kill her either. But shit happens.

(I do find it highly unlikely that she was raped. This is Higurashi, not Higanbana, after all.)

>>9721429
Rika's death is an aberration really. She dies because of the Yamainu and they don't rape her. If they had, Oishi would have mentioned it when discussing the condition of her body.

Why won't you 404, godamnit

>>9726056
Why would you say that? It's like killing Rika all over again.

>>9728163

Then stick this shit mootles

A bump for Rika is a bump for the universe. Can we beat or 3 month record?

Also, >>>/c/1881496

Who is hotter, Rika or Star?

>>9728181
We won't be able to break it unless it's summer

>>9728188
Rika, because blue eyes are prettier.

>>9728188
Rika is the Platonic Form of sexiness.

>>9728200
But she lacks a cute bow.

>>9728212
She has a bow.

>>9728213
Those look more like ribbons to me.

>>9728226
Bows are normally formed with ribbons.

>>9731030
Not always
I tie my shoes in a bow

lol bernkenstock lol lesbianism lololol

Getting that spam off the front page

Force her to watch Yosuga no sora start to end.

rika a pure

>>9737163

GJ Rika

>>9737163
That scene was entirely in K1's imagination. Rika never actually did that.

Wait, yurrospiggies, aren't most kids in durrhurrope introduced to sex by the Catholic Church a.k.a. the inter-ethnic mafia?

So in your countries she'd already have been raped in the ass in a confessional or whatever, multiple times, by the time she'd reached her physical age. So shut up. Europe = ignoble savages.

you have porn of Rika?

of Rika???

fucking disgusting.

>>9737732
Dude, there's porn somebody drew and shared around, of spongebob raping the rugrats. Who the fuck knows why, but there is.

But yeah, I definitely agree, though, that is fucking disgusting.

How come i never see any figurines of Rika or Higurashi in general?

Shit's supposed to be pretty pupolar.

>>9738195
Yes, ten years ago.

>>9738287
>mfw something being good 10 years ago prevents it from being good now,

>>9738287

No,Higurashi is still popular in Japan

>>9738430
Welcome to my world, wanker.

Welp, time to fap to the OVA again. I have to every time I see Rika on /jp/. This threads been here for over a week.

>>9738287
Do you have any idea how much Pikachu and Miku there is in Japan.

who cares? that bitch dies.

fuck When They Cry, it sucks ass and is just disgusting

>>9740266
i know, right? those stupid looking, ugly sprites with those oversized hands. it looks gross.

also ryukishi's a fuckin pedo.

Rika was a tard, how could she not have worked out who was responsible even after that many retries? or even turn up a lead?

>>9740306
because she was a loli

>>9740306
In the end she did do so. Ooishi assumed she was into the conspiracy and thus never confided to her until Minagoroshi-hen. As a result Rika had always assumed that Takano's death was real. When Mr. Delicious told her that the time of death of the corpse didn't match Takano's alleged time of death she immediately figured things out.

And she didn't know about the fractional struggles within Tokyo that drove Takano to kill her. (Neither did she know about the Hinamizawa disaster which was kept a secret from her and occured after her death.) As far as she knew, she was vital for Takano's research and saw Takano's and Tomitake's deaths as an attempt by a third party to strip her of her defenders.

>>9738195
Plenty of figurines and other merchandise featuring Rika have been produced. My collection is far from complete but you can see that there is quite a variety of them.

>>9740566
keep up the good work nipaa-san

>>9740517
>(Neither did she know about the Hinamizawa disaster which was kept a secret from her and occured after her death.)
fucking hanyu, why didn't she tell her?

>>9741030
Hanyuu traveled between worlds along with Rika. She didn't know about it either.

>the talk
But she's not a filthy Murrikan.

>>9743153
Fuck oyu, then.

>>9737686
That's just what Rika wants you to think.

Would you take their cherries?

>>9746225
No. They already have their germs on it.

>>9746225

Nah, I'm allergic to cherries, but I'd certainly bring the two of them to orgasm with some careful work and cunnilingus.

>>9746225
But Hanyuu lost her virginity over a millennium ago. Though I suppose she'd get to experience it again if Rika lost hers since their senses are linked.

>>9746225
Sure, I love cherries.

>>9746225
Why are the tip of their fingers blushing?

>>9748159
that's not blushing, it's a beginning of gangrene.

>>9748159
Their fingers are bashful.
don't make fun.

>>9748101
L-Lewd! I was talking about the berries that they are holding.

>>9748159
They aren't blushing. They are bruised because they were fingering each other too much.

>>9748159
Stains from the cherries.

>>9699037
>`

Is this like a shortform of the floating-backwards-comma meme quotes?

>>9751041
> floating-backwards-comma meme quotes
Watch it, buddy.

>>9744071
Isn't it natural for her to want people to think the truth?

>>9699066
this is what it will look like if i had only 5 mins alone with her

>>9756136
You were just begging for a reason to post that, weren't you?

>>9756136
You will turn into a giant penis with a smaller penis? Is this a natural ability of yours, or did it require some witchcraft?

What are you talking about? Sexual thoughts about pure, innocent Rika are horrible.

I would never suggest removing Rika's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples. Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow.

The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke.

>>9756177
listening to her quickening breathing, her girlish moans and gasps, her flat chest rising and falling rapidly as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm and feels a man's cum flooding through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time.

You're all freaks. Rika's too pure for anyone to imagine her in such a terrible situation, and anyone who does is evil, evil, evil.

>>9756177

I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.

It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she murmurs breathlessly, "You came so much inside of me, nanodesu~", then her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside her again.

You're all freaks. Rika's too pure for anyone to imagine her in such a terrible situation, and anyone who does is evil, evil, evil.

>>9756136
Rika should be loved tenderly, not raped.

>>9756177>>9756184>>9756186
How... autistic.

>>9759265
how... neurotypical without any imagination and no ability to immerse himself

>>9759265
Passionately described intimacy doesn't sound very autistic to me.

>>9759275
I was referring to >>9756184-kun's laughable attempt to deliver the second part of the kopipe before >>9756186-san, and how he fucked it all up.

>>9759285
Oh, now I see. Ha, fucking asspies.

How would you explain sex to a low-functioning autist version of Rika?

>>9759303
I'd put her in a home where retards belong and let the professionals take care of it.

The previous five posts are offensive to the eyes. I can't take it easy with them sticking out in the index.

̶

There, that's better.

>>9759486

!!!

>>9761060
You know you like it.

>>9763693

Of course I like it

What?

>>9765736
It looks like R07 broke Google translate.

Note that the same doesn't happen for Umineko. It's clear that Higurashi is infinitely superior and much more popular.

>>9763693
Long hair is better. I don't like this kind of character development.

>>9765736
Google translate turns マブラヴ into Luv and used to turn MLA into Muv. It's kind of a shit.

I want a SOL manga about the ''Rika family'' starring Rika,Erika Furudo and Bernkastel

>>9738430
Who are you quoting?

>>9763693
Yes sir, I like it very much. Especially Satoko.

Is it even possible to defile Rika? I think her purity could withstand anything.

>>9778169
>Is it even possible to defile Rika?
you bet

>>9778242
don't even try bro, I took that bet years ago and I lost big time

>>9778251
While you have allowed yourself to slink to the depths of self-admitted defeat, I have steeled my mind and body for this past decade. This act will be the culmination of my combined prowess in violation, the crux of my lewdness, the cusp of my indignity. Stand idly by and bear witness to my achieved divinity, and cower in awe before my completed form.

>>9778289
YO re are a fukkin and stinkk. idiot

>>9778289
A hundred years of slaughter couldn't do it, and you won't either. You are simply out of your fucking league boy.

>>9699037
Again, she is a total perv in several episodes and is an alcohalic.

She knows about this shit and is really not that innocent at all and anyone whos actually seen the series should know this.

>>9779601
Lies. Rika is a pure girl, not a perv. Her interest in lewdity is purely academic and is soley to expand her knowledge and collect evidence that might solve the mystery and break the chain.

>>9781665
Indeed. How can one look upon her and not realize her purity?

>>9782724
>>9781665
>>9778811
Sure, but it would be pretty fun to try.

Why are you guys bumping this shit thread?

>>9786244
y is ur mom giving me a handjob LOL

>>9786244
A post for Rika is a post for a miracle of the Universe.

>>9786244
I'm waiting for the mentally ill Takano fan to give his input and/or propane.

>>9786244
It's a way to show one's appreciation of Rika.

this thread reminds me of the good old days. these threads would last for months.

What's with the mask?

Why the fuck is there a 20 day old thread?

>>9778289

>completed form

shit you ain't ready

I have all that and plus

This isn't even my final form

>>9789535
dont make me ask for eroges with submissive leads

I'd rather explain sex to Satoko, then corrupt her. It would be much more fun than smelly old Rika.

What if Rika was just a schizophrenic?

>>9791951
What if Rika was actually her Oyashiro-sama?

>>9791951
What if the entire series was just the ravings of a chubby middle aged Japanese man?!

?..

>>9791956
That'd be terrible. I'd delete all my Higurashi images and burn all the shit that I own.

>>9791956
What if he wasn't even Japanese?

>>9791956
Are you implying that R07 is chubby?

>>9792000

That would be disturbing

>>9791955
One could say that Rika is Oyashiro-sama since she's her reincarnation. Though for some reason she looks the spitting image of Ouka rather than Hanyuu.

>>9800436
>One could say that Rika is Oyashiro-sama since she's her reincarnation.
Could you? Or would it be `Oyashiro-sama is Rika' that you could say, as Oyashiro-kun came first.

>>9800436
Hanyuu didn't reincarnate, technically, since she's still wandering as a spirit.

Ni-bump~

>>9802515
stop fuggin bumbing homo

>>9802734
Why don't you like Rika?

The only way I could

Whoops! Looks like this thread needs a few more pics!

This reminds me too much of that two month old thread back in 2011.

http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S7431218#p7555729

>>9802734

le bump XD

Ahh, that's better. It's like spring cleaning.

>>9787304
Exactly what I was about to post.

Why do Rika threads always last so long

>>9807089
Because she is a miracle of the universe.

Brooding Rika

>>9806997
How did Rika die in the magical girl world?

Time for a Rika bump

How come Rika threads never die?

>>9814151

It's the power of the pickles.

>>9814151
Because they aren't like Rika.

>>9814193
Please take your pickles somewhere else.

>>9814201

>>9814201

>>9814201
Tasteless!

one more

>>9814209

Bern want pickles too?

>>9814209

Jealous Bern

>>9814412

How is this thread still alive? It pops up every few days and has more posts again.

>>9814412
So, is Rika a virgin or not? Did we ever settle this debate?

>>9814438
Your mom is a virgin

>>9814428
Because the tripfag keeps bumping it every time it gets to page 9.

I admire his dedication.

>>9815534

Where are you going Rika?

>>9814438
Rika is a virgin. Ryukishi agreed, don't bother him about it.

>>9818453
Provide source

So, does anybody have picture of Rika in that one episode where she loses on of the games they play and has a to wear a maid uniform, pigrails and a pacifier?

>>9818958

It's in this thread

Wait, doing what to whose waifu?

>>9818987

What?

>>9818970
Its not though.

>>9815539
Its like this one but with a pacifier.

>>9818453
She was a virgin up to the point that Takane had the paramilitary group gang rape her to strip her of her divinity.

Nipah!

>>9818958
Yes.

>>9821127

Cute

bump

>>9699416
i use them in tex and they are useful in tex so that is okay

>>9712427
who doesn't want akasaka's delicious penis

>>9728188
i like star and i like rika

rika is good with chairs and star, chainsaws

>>9737746
you have no sense of beauty

>>9822915
Lol no,

>>9821127
On the thumbnail it looks like she's holding a condom in her mouth.

>>9782724
fucking rika is a exercise in purity

You can (not) escape Rika

Kill this thread.

What does Rika's chest feel like?

>>9824199
Assuming you don't have manboobs, just like your own.

>>9824220
What if i have manly pecks?

>>9824078
Then post faster!

Rika eating a banana.

I thought about changing it to a pickle, but I realized that I don't care enough.

>>9824199
Heavenly. It's warm and soft, and very close to her heart.

>>9826944
I thought that picture was quite old,

>>9826980
It is. I meant that I was considering opening it in a photo manipulation program and modifying it.

>>9756177
>>9756184
>>9756186

Are you a priest?

In all the time loops, there's probably been at least one timeline where Rika had sex with someone.

What a bizarre, messed up existence to be trapped in time...

>>9827260

Yuri I hope.

>>9756186
>her sweet pants warm and moist on your face
What?

>>9827260
>time loops
No. We've been through this.

>>9819066
Rika's autopsies didn't reveal any evidence of rape. Rika wasn't violated in that way.

heh

>>9832299
You can't travel through the fifth dimension to change universes without going through the fourth to move in time.

According to string theory that is.

The ritual is almost complete

>>9832682
How can you be sure there isn't a kakera where that happened?

bump

.....

>>9834244>>9835882
Please stop.

>>9835891
why don't you like rika threads?

>>9835897
I do, but don't bump them with garbage. Just call Rika a slut and fight with !Nippa or something.

So much for making this last a month.

If this thread dies before it's a month old, I'm going to portal myself to Gensokyo.

We love Rika!

>>9836139
We've already hit the bump limit, It will die tomorrow, a day short or a month. Please kill the image dumper who did this on purpose before you take the portal.

>>9836154
>a day short or a month
"a day short of a month", rather.

This was already a ''record'' for me

Please don't die

i love you Rika!

Bump

>>9840977
I don't like the size of that chest.

Homebound! It will have lasted a month!

>>9841037
>>9841057
>sample_
Stop this shit. Save the full image or don't save it at all.

I love you Rika!

yay!!!

Wait, is it me or are some of the posts disappearing?

>>9842928
The image dumper behind >>9840977 and such was trying to drive the thread over the bump limit to prevent us from making a month, so I had to twice delete a bunch of posts that I made to bump it.

It was autistic, but I did it for Rika.

>>9712400
>/jp/
>work

>>9842936
She'd be creeped out.

>>9842952
Really? That makes me sad. I think she would appreciate the thought at least.

Oh yeah!

The thread survived for a month after all.