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>>9725755
mystery box

>>9725762
gensokyo

wand

>will try to rape you
Is that supposed to be a con?

>>9725755
Is there any option but #3?

>>9725773
Will I grow old if I pick 1 or will I be a permanent magical girl? Will I be cute as well or will my looks be completely random?

This is a dealbreaker

Will I grow old if I pick 1 or will I be a permanent magical girl? Will I be cute as well or will my looks be completely random?

This is a dealbreaker

Mystery box.

I could go to gensokyo with a hourai elixer

Or get another aidoru as a meido

for once the box is automatically the most appealing option

>>9725778
You will be a cute magical girl. You will not grow old in looks, but you will slowly become physically weaker and eventually die like a regular person. Your magic can grow in power level, though.

>>9725755
The Wand of Sakura obviously. And the joke's on the demons; you can't rape the willing.

>>9725794

>94

Dat powerlevel

>>9725788
How much time do I have to live? Would it be like a regular person? And since I don't grow old in looks I'm assuming I'm not dying from cell degradation so what exactly is killing me and making me physically weaker? Because I could just eat and lift and avoid death.

>>9725800
Regular person's lifetime. It's magic, don't bring your biology into this. You get old and die. You cannot stop it.

>>9725800
Magic.

>>9725810
>>9725814
If magic can kill me than magic can stop it. Is there a way to cast immortality magic then?

Gensokyo! Gensokyo! Gensokyo!

>>9725828
You will die get over it

>>9725828

You'll have to research that for yourself when you become a magical girl. No promises.

1 is tempting, but post numbers are too low right now so I will have to go with the magic box.

>>9725755
I'LL TAKE THE BOX

I choose the cauldron. Free sushi all day err day? Count me in! The Japanese have the healthiest diets in the whole world!

>>9725863
>Sushi all day erry day

You'd get stomach cancer pretty quickly. You realize Japan has the highest rate of stomach cancer in the developed world, right? That's what happens when you make mercury a daily part of your diet.

>>9725828
Become a doll-maker, create dolls that are exact replicas of your body and then use your magic to automatically transfer your consciousness to a new body when you die.

>>9725755
The box. NO GUTS NO GLORY

>>9725887
RIP anon

died trying

Gensokyo, I purge it of monsters or die trying.

obviously the mystery box. surely it will hold the key to the mysterious goat tower of legend.

check my powerlevel dweebs

Jesus Christ, how many loli witches is there now? We're getting like one magical item per week. Eventually whichever lucky NEET this is will collect enough items to overpower any loli who might take pity on him and he will spend the rest of his magic-extended life cruising through the universe in his self-replenishing TARDIS room (that was one of the previous week's items, wasn't it?) to find and rape magical little girls.

He'll also be a lolifuta since every other item seems to turn you into a girl.

I wish to be a magic girl more than anything and no matter the cost.

>>9725888
e/b/in :-DDD

>>9725900
hahahahahaha oWNED`

>>9725900
Tryhard nerd

look everyone, i found a picture of the mystery box

Can #2 provide low calorie yet delicious foods, or no magic foods?

If no magic food then I will choose to get raped by monsters.

>>9725900
You're getting raped by ALL the demons. You'll have to report in on how it feels to be pregnant with a brood of tentacle monsters that will rape you the moment they are born.

>>9725900

Lol nice try Mami you cowtits bitch

>>9725900

at least it couldn't get any worse

If you get the magical girl option you should not have periods, because those come in during puberty, after you are a girl.

MYSTERY BOX BABY LET'S DO IT

>>9725897
I'd just like to point out that I am currently the strongest magical girl.

Gonna' have to go with Wand of Sakura.

Bring it on.

>>9725940
you're a girl experiencing the first days of her period; hence the painful, miserable nature of them.

The box

>>9725968
But then you would be some filthy whore in puberty, not a magical girl. None of this half-assed loli-with-woman-problems thing.

>>9725974

whatever

>>9725940
This man has a point. Lolis don't get periods.
If the Transcendant Loli-witch concedes that lolis don't get periods because they aren't in puberty yet, then that will be my choice.
Otherwise, I'm grabbing my backpack with my laptop, charger, and headhpones in it, and the tub of ice cream from my freezer, then saying "Yes" to Gensokyou. Time to befriend me an Ice Fairy.

The wand for me.

>>9725965

Now that we have settled that, wand me.

The wand obviously. even if the loli with her period doesnt make much sense

Although unlimited fresh baked melon bread is so tempting.

>>9726001

>>9726001
Nice timing, fagmaster.

>>9725916
Well, cenobites supposedly do offer ultimate pleasure in addition to ultimate pain. If they also looked like little girls I'd be very tempted to accept the box.

>>9726001
Don't delete your post fagfugger.

>>9726001
Don't worry, melon-bread-san, I will protect you if you are cute enough.

>>9726009
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fagging

>Fagging carried with it well-defined rights and duties on both sides. The senior, sometimes called fag-master, was the protector of his fags and responsible for their good conduct.

Why is Britain so gay?

Please reveal the mystery box op

magic gurl

>>9725755

Cauldron-O-Nip-Eats. It's been far too long since I've had okonomiyaki or proper sashimi.

Wait, how does it deal with things like Yakiniku, where you get several plates of raw meat that you cook over a grill, or Shabu Shabu, where you get several plates of raw meat that you cook in this big vegetable broth inside of a giant... I don't know what it's called. Does the cauldron just give you the plates of raw meat and turn itself into that container for the broth? For Yakiniku, does it turn into the grill? There are numerous Japanese foods like these that you cook as you eat. How does it handle those?

The Mystery Box is open!

The Transcendant Loli Witch makes you her sex-slave for life. Her main fetishes include watersports, BDSM, extreme humiliation and farting. If you are a switch or a sadist, you are forcibly put through masochism-training until you like being her bitch. The loli Witch rules a hellish realm filled with monstrous demons. Occasionally, you will be subjected to violent gangbangs involving her succubus and Lilim friends. You are forced to wear a gimp suit at all times.

>>9726096
"Why didn't I pick curtain number four!?!" -/jp/

>>9726055
> "I started going through my students' Facebook profiles, with their permission, and was inundated with hundreds of photos of men kissing on their nights out," Anderson reports.
>Anderson is now moving his research on to cuddling. "Last week, I was talking to my second-year students about two straight men cuddling; they laughed, 'what's the big deal about that'," he says. "I polled them, and found that 14/15 said they had spooned another man, in bed, sleeping all night long.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/education/2011/jan/04/straight-men-kissing-homophobia

Maybe its because of their naval tradition (which as Churchill said consisted of "rum, sodomy and the lash".)

>>9726096
Whoa, phew. Dodged a bullet there.

>>9726096
Sucks for you metafags who assumed number four would be best.

>>9726096

Hah! Knew it; the mystery box has been far too good recently.

Good thing I picked the cauldron. That's an infinite amount of healthy food and water (even if it only said 'food', since it said the food can be prepared however I like, I can just wish for the food to come doused heavily in water). Practical AND delicious.

>>9726096
Do people who picked 4 also get punched out by Bruce Willis?

>>9726119
I don't understand your reference

>>9726115
>He doesn't think the box option was the best option!

>>9726157
People always assume that the mystery box will be a great thing, and outside of when it is played for comedy, it is usually the best option. It is the worst option here.

>>9726158
Enjoy having splinters in your colon after being assraped by a demon with a wooden dick.

>>9725755
Rolling for my magical girl power level

It's only rape if you don't want it

>>9726158
Fuck off with your meme arrows.

>>9726170

There's such a thing as statutory rape, sadly. If you're a little girl, and old man can rape you no matter how hard you try to consent to it.

Wand me faggot.

Wand, rollan.

>>9726201
>>9726209
I have no idea how you did that bad.

Rolling for power level

>with whatever you wearing or holding.
Number 3.

My birthday was just days ago and I didn't see any single loli-witch. Fuck you OP.

OP here. Magical Girl power rankings:

>00-20
Very weak. Your heart-beam blasts carry the power of an average human's punch, and aren't very big.
>21-40
Mediocre. Your heart-beam blasts feel like a very heavy punch-if used enough, they can cause fires on flammable materials.
>41-60
Average. Your heart-beam blasts are what one would expect from a magical anime beam blast. Being hit with one is comparable to being shot with a small-caliber handgun.
>61-80
Strong. Your heart-beam blasts are pretty fearsome. You can blow through walls like a high-caliber cannon shell. If you hit a regular human with your blast, you'd probably make their limbs explode.
>81-95
Very powerful. Your heart-beam blasts are regarded and feared in the demon world for their destructive capabilities. You can level houses and small buildings with a single beam if you focus.
>95-99
Power that can demolish almost any demon effortlessly, and makes the generals of hell shake with fear at the thought of them. Your beams are hot enough to instantly vaporize water in it's wake. You could easily shoot a beam from your pinky and make an entire city explode and burn to ash. To be hit point-blank with your heart-beam is to be vaporized into nothing.

>>9726235
Please take your shitty threads back to /a/v/b/.

>>9726235
Edit:

>81-94

>>9726235

>Your beams are hot enough to instantly vaporize water in it's wake.
>it's

>>9726235
I guess I don't have to worry about getting raped by any demons I don't like.

>>9726252
I could rape you if you like.

I ask for the loli-witch's phone number.

>>9726267

She holds you down and fucks your ass until it bleeds, then. She demands complete subservience and obedience.

>>9726247
Correct grammar dork, its the waters wake so it get's the possessive indicator.

The wand is mine!

The wand. The others are of limited use to me. The wand could be fun.

have a gander at my power level.

I guess #2 would be most practical, and #3 could turn out to be quite interesting, but I just can't say no to guaranteed power. #1 it is.

>You get very miserable periods every month.
Only when I'm a girl, right? Shouldn't be a problem. Demons too, since I'm strong.

#1 Plz.

>>9726399
Yeah, you think you're all that, huh!?

>>9726404
I got 999, I think I am stronger.

>>9726407
You think we can perform laser eye surgery as a part time job? Well, maybe it would do more harm than good...

>>9726423
I'm thinking demolition.

>>9726427
That's actually a great idea.

>>9726430
Actually, I'll use my powers of cuteness and explosiveness to become a stripper demo-girl.

I'll dance around and take clothes off, then vaporize buildings. I'll
Be a Vegas smash!

Making 6 figures working 3 days a week.

>>9726447
It'll be like a laser light show, except the lasers are actually deadly and can destroy buildings. Sounds fun~!

I like the sound of the wand. Would it really be rape if I enjoyed it?

Wand of Sakura obvious choice.

So if it's on my birthday I can know when the loli-witch is coming? So, for instance, if I wanted to take option 3, I could gear up with weapons and such?

I might pick #3 if I weren't only wearing a towel right now.

I go with the daruma. Not having to go outside to get food is too good to pass up.

3) One-Way trip to Gensokyo

#3

If I die, then fuck it

3) One-Way trip to Gensokyo

[x] 4) The Mystery Box
These options are terrible.

Why did you make the condition on the mystery box? It worked out pretty good without it last time.

>>9727240
>>9727242
Terrible. See >>9726096.

>>9727247
Why are you replying me?

>>9726096
I pick this option.

>>9727242

Because you're a stupid nerd.

>>9727256
I thought you said what instead of why.

What faggot wouldn't want a one-way trip to Gensokyo? I'll take three even after the mystery box was revealed.

>>9725755
About the one-way trip, will I need to know Japanese when I get into Gensokyou, or will it be an English friendly Gensokyou?

i actually like japanese food so i'd be all over the cauldron
i bet you could even order shit like pizza hut and mcdonalds japan specials. technically still japanese because they only sell that shit in japan.

I wanna be raped by dangerous demons. So 1.

1
anyone who doesnt want to be a magical girl and get raped by demons is a faggot

>>9725755
>arcphantasmmoon1

That's not Phantasmoon. That's Archetype Earth in a custom maid outfit that resembles her princess dress.