/jp/ - Otaku Culture

REISEN UDONGEIN INABA!

VERSUS!

YOUMU KONPAKU!

BEGIN!

waiting warmly.

stay strong

in a battle of the dorkiest

You want to fight me? Well you're clearly insane.
Take your swords and get out of here, girl, it'll only end in pain.

Tell me now, do you honestly think you can win?
You'll end up blue, but it will be no Silent Sin.

I'm the Red Eyes of Madness, You're the Servant of Fatness,
You're a green little girl and a flat chested mess.

But I'm nothing if not sporting, just give it your best shot.
You fancy yourself a swordsman, but its plain to see that you're not.

You're a glorified flower girl, and a scrawny grounds keeper.
Just give up, Youmu, before you dig your grave deeper.

>>9725399
>>9725400

Waiting patiently.

test the waters, tERBOGg

You can manipulate waves, well let me wave you goodbye.
If you keep on staring I'll slice you straight across the eye.

You say Red Eyes of Madness, I say more like Pink Eyes,
That's why those suppositories are ill-advised.

Taking jabs at my master? Well I'm not one for cheap shots,
I'd rather cut your ears off after I tie them in knots.

But you want to go there, well that's just fine 'cause,
I'd hide my master, too, if she didn't know what a bath was!

Just keep talking your game, but get ready to run,
The rabbits my lyrics can't cut are simply next to none!

>>9725426
I wouldn't be able to stand the disappointment if he posts and then janitor deletes the thread right after.

Your father left you, half-trained, so try not to get mad.
It's not any fault of yours that your style's half-bad.

You say your lines can cut? Well my lyrics pulverize!
They're coming at you like danmaku, bullets straight hitting bulls-eyes.
I'll use your own swords to cut you down to size!

Oh wait. Nevermind. You're already short enough,
Your small statured rhymes will never be up to snuff!

You honestly thought you could win swinging your worthless steel?
You're just a useless half-ghost, not even good for sex appeal.

Being half-phantom's better than being half-baked.
Run back to the moon before I get irate.

I'm simply just better, and nothing could be clearer,
I don't know how you don't see it, you must have looked in the mirror!

Everyone watch out, this rabbit's about to get thrashed, they'll count two hundred burns in only one slash.
You should have forfeited the fight,
My top speed is measured in light,
You can't fight me, can't psyche me, can't hold a candle to anyone even like me.

My point's right on the money. My rhymes are simply honey.
Your blocky flows, making evidently shows, that you're just a useless bunny.

>>9725427
>Just keep talking your game, but get ready to run,
The rabbits my lyrics can't cut are simply next to none!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlpBO3L6UJo

This is awful. Please adopt a better rhyme structure.

It looks like a fifth grader's poem.

WHO WON!?

WHO'S NEXT?

>>9725444
Youmu.

YOU DECIDE!

>>9725444
As much as I love Youmu, Reisen killed it.
>>9725446
Byakuren vs. Miko

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GENSOKYOOOOOOOOO!

Where's grand mastah Ryujiin?

>>9725444
Youmu
>>9725446
Kaguya vs. Mokou

And a special thanks to the anon that helped me make this thread possible.

You're awesome.

And suddenly, /jp/ is good again.

Youmu won, but that's probably because I'm biased. Anyway, do Byakuren and Miko next.

God damn, Youmu. I didn't know you had it in you.
Reisen winning for once would be nice, but I can't even pretend that she came out on top from that massacre.

>>9725464
I did Kaguya vs Mokou last week, though.

I really should make a thread to exhibition the ones I've already done.

Gaijin, you best quit perpin'
Talkin' 'bout "I'm the flow master,"
Show it, son -- go faster
You'll get caught in the dust
While I'm up here with the birds, chirpin'
Spittin' faster
Than your tired bones could rust, son
I got that Nippon swagger

>>9725478
Just post archive links to the old threads in the OPs.

Reisen demolished that nerd

Hina vs Nitori

>>9725446
Chen vs Nazrin

Gonna try and rap this, wish me luck.

Reisen won this how did youmu even win?

I really don't understand why this is being praised.

Rhyme structure throughout is just

A
A

B
B

C
C

etc

Although I guess he's found a unique way to get his histrionic fix.

>>9725491
Record it if your voice in cute.

>>9725486
it's not hard
http://archive.foolz.us/jp/search/text/TOUHOUNAME/tripcode/%21%21ss0PdOvwoyr/
replace TOUHOUNAME with the one you want to search for

>>9725499
It's not easy to have real freeform rap patterns when you don't even have a beat to work with (typing). Not when your audience isn't filled with experienced lyricists, anyway.

>>9725502
*voice is cute
Jeez I'm sleepy.

>>9725502
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jDxU8nbz0X

>>9725509
not a girl = not cute

Chen vs Orin
catfight

I would like to see if someone can come up with a nice beat to go with this, it would make it much more enjoyable.

>>9725508

>It's not easy to have real freeform rap patterns when you don't even have a beat to work with (typing).

No it's not?

>>9725516
>girl
>rap

whaddafak

>>9725517
I've been reading them to this, ever since the LoL Cypher was going around.

http://youtu.be/Rdig1MEoPn0

>>9725519

Erm, yes it is*

>>9725519
>>9725527
what?
I mean it doesn't sound good to your audience because you can't convey exactly how much time you're sitting on each syllable. It's harder to infer how it's supposed to sound when you're reading some crazy improvised shit off of paper.

Not that I really have any experience on the subject.

>>9725539
>The simplistic rhyming structure comes from the format of rap battling, which is kept simplistic because of its improvisational nature.
this

>>9725499
The rhyming structure is the one used by the Epic Rap Battles of History, which was the basic seed of this idea.

The simplistic rhyming structure comes from the format of rap battling, which is kept simplistic because of its improvisational nature.

Don't like it?
Make your own OC.

yo nigga we be ballin in gensokyo
you faggot slept last night with Mauricio
bitch nigga fuck you lil emo
touhou is the shit and is all we know

Reimu and me be fucking all night
my dick so hard cirno started a fight
slap that bitch my shit was alright
tortured yukkuri my cum reached new heights

smokin weed, marisa hit the mush
alice got out of the bush
its hot, its on but no need to rush
marisa high naked, alice got royal flush

>>9725539

OOOOO!!!

>>9725539

"
The simplistic rhyming structure comes from the format of rap battling, which is kept simplistic because of its improvisational nature."

actual reason: "i'm shit at this"

>>9725582
burn

op how you gonna act

>>9725547

best rap ever!!!

lil niggaz start rapin too stop complaining who cares what op says?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YX1d2hd3is&feature=related

this sont is just epic. rap on it

I tried and tried but my voice just doesn't suit rap, I'm sorry.

>>9725614
dude that's not how it works. rap it anyway, and then open audacity and fuck with the effects until it sounds either good or weird enough so that nobody will know your real voice.

trust, brother

>>9725539

lol "OC"

like you're doing the board a favor by satisfying your dumb thirst for attention

>>9725619
I guess I could try that, I'll just get the fuzziness out of the recording.

>>9725582
>>9725624
yall niggas atrip mayn
wa hatin?

>>9725582
Rap battles are supposed to be improvisational, so the format is kept simple to allow for playing off the cuff. Its the basic format of all rap battles and while the fictional nature of this means that all of it is pre-written, I like to keep "in character" so to speak.

Besides, I never said I was a lyrical genius. If I was exceptionally skilled, I'd be out making albums. Alas, I'm just a fan of rap and touhou possessed by a desire to see them combined.


>>9725624
I make one thread every few weeks. I've never spammed the boards, and I've never reposted old content.

How am I an attention whore, exactly? I'm just a touhou fan with too much time on his hands with some minimal writing talent.

>>9725631

>>9725634

"Besides, I never said I was a lyrical genius. If I was exceptionally skilled, I'd be out making albums. Alas, I'm just a fan of rap and touhou possessed by a desire to see them combined."

so, if you reluctantly admit that you are terrible

why would you think it's acceptable to shove your terrible shit on us

I don't understand this thing.

Is there youtube vid with similar rhyming?
or better, whatever, for some of you are hater.

Yo Suika, get ready for the vodka
get high like willy wonka

Eientei be rollin like real fools
Scarlet devil kill you mutha fuckas real cool

My dick so hard cmon Okuu suck it better
we underground so dont fear the weather

faggots like you cant do shit to a real G
fuck with my and my glock'l be the last thing you see

nigga get lost you punk
dont stand you aint got 1 tenth of the funk

Reimu you fucking cow
Marisa is better somehow

sakuya, keep cleaning you ho
else you bitch be tasting my dick in yo low low

>>9725634

also fyi you do not have 'minimal writing talent'

there are actual elementary schoolers who produce more varied verses than that wall of shit up above

shit tread 0/10

This thread is a good example of why /jp/ is pure shit.

It's like someone continues to eat their vomit and throw it up, just to eat it again, all the while people watch and masturbate around them.

FUCK DA H9RS OP KEEP IT G NAUMAISEINU

>>9725661
not being a lyrical genius =/= terrible.

For a random guy on the internet, I think I do a good job. I just have no illusions that I'm Kanye West.

If I start getting a majority of negative reviews and cries to stop in the threads, I'd stop.
But, usually there's at least three people who enjoy the threads to every one person who hates it.

So I continue to write them. And as long as /jp/ wants to see them, I will.
It will take much more than one pissed off anon telling me I suck.

They make the hide thread button for a reason.

Born a self hatin' little girl with a soul so pure
Beautiful and smart-- so young, yet mature
Talented with words, but the world doesn't see
That this is the only way that I know how to be me
Broken and beaten by this world that I despise
I've learned to block it all out, I no longer open my eyes
They've been permanently shut, so now I live through what I feel
But I've cut off all emotions so life's no big deal
I'll be great one day, that's what I tell myself
I'll be great one day without any of their help
I'll be great one day and then they'll see
I'll be great one day-- And good enough for me

UPBOATZ 2 DA LEFT!!!!! THIS TOOK ME ALL DAY TO MAKE

I like how people who don't like this or that thread all come out at once. It's like they're so pathetic that they can't even bitch on the internet until someone else does it first.

>>9725690
Mob mentality.

>>9725687

>not being a lyrical genius =/= terrible.

hey that's some fantastic false dichotomy there

RAP BATTLES OF GENSOKYO, I never thought much of your threads, as I occasionally see threads that are spammed with senseless rap lyrics and I thought it was all bullshit copypasta whatever.

This was a mildly entertaining read, though. Fuck the haters. Make more. Toyosatomimi no Miko versus Byakuren Hijiri seems fun, and I'll vote for Miko regardless, since Byakuren is a greedy, murderous whore.

Reisen got lunatic eyes
Tewi cant do shit other than tell lies
fuck em both they cant harm flies
slap them with my dick and hear their cries

cum on their faces, proof of my satisfaction
pull up my pants gotta get back in action
fucking fairies, out the way of feel the sanction
straight up to eirin gotta focus no distraction

grab the bitch show her my passion
suck my dick bitch no time for compassion

put my dick in her pussy fucking whore
show me the path i know you want more
straight like an arrow i reveal the lore
orgasm explosion she cant take anymore

kaguya got hemorhoids so fuck her

>>9725699
>false dichotomy
lol h8rs cant even speak english

>>9725699
But you're the one who associated not being a lyrical genius with being terrible.

If anything, I pointed out the false dichotomy that you presented when you said that me admitting that I wasn't a lyrical genius was the equivalent of admitting that I was terrible.

But you call that a false dichotomy in itself? I just don't get you.

>>9725699

>fantastic false dichotomy

Sounds like the name of a Touhou game.

>>9725722
I'd play it.

>>9725720
dude what the fuck are you doing serve it to him straight up dog this is a battle thread

>>9725439
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xyTd4UJRbP

I wish I knew more about messing with vocals in audacity.

>>9725720

>I pointed out the false dichotomy that you presented when you said that me admitting that I wasn't a lyrical genius was the equivalent of admitting that I was terrible.

hey that's some fantastic strawman right there

>>9725720

Please stop replying to people who are insulting you. Replying to them means they get to reply to you, meaning more posts in the thread are about people's opinions of you, which just drags attention to you instead of the content you post, which to a casual observer would make you an attention whore. A thread with a bunch of posts from a tripfag replying to people who are talking to him about him instead of whatever else the thread could be about does NOT look good, especially for the tripfag.

Telling those who are insulting you to focus on the topic of the thread, or telling them any other well-intentioned statement, will lead to the same outcome as above, as well as possibly making you look arrogant and haughty, since you're telling people what to do and playing the 'good guy'. The best option is to ignore them entirely. There is no reply you can possibly make to these people that will enrich the quality of the thread, or even make you look better. Internet arguments have no winners. Just stop.

>>9725733
You sir, have made my day.

Sorry that rhyming meter can't translate over written text, which makes it harder to adapt a rhythm to it. But I thought that was awesome.

Stay classy, anon.

>>9725743
nice non sequitur

>>9725751
>awesome

It was an attempt, only, I'm not a good rapper and my voice is shit for rap.

But t-thank you.

>>9725745
Ah, sorry.

Wise words are wise, anon, you are right. No more feeding the trolls from me.

"wow this is really bad"

"B-BUT IT'S JUST IMPROVISATION! IT ONLY TOOK ME 5 HOURS TO IMPROVISE THIS THREAD"

typical narcissist magical thinking

>>9725733
where have I heard that beat before.

cool rap anon, do the whole thing now

>>9725390
Imagining some rapper announcing full of himself "REISEN UDONGEIN INABA!" to his fellow rappers is surprisingly amusing.

Also, I like the Orin versus Chen idea.

>>9725765
Say... Wriggle vs. Yuuka?

Well look who it is after all this time
Found the courage to face this rhyme?

Don't even bother, cause it's a mystery
how you're ever going to live up to this history

thousands of years behind my back
and all you got is a umbrella gone wack

you're rhymes are flat and flimsy so is your roll
reminds me of that weapon you got, what, a scroll?

conquered thousands of lands with this seven star'd sword
i'll cut that smile off your face before you even got a word

>>9725819
Possibly. I've done wriggle and yuuka in other threads, but I'm running out of fresh touhous, and it seems that /jp/ doesn't like it when I use the more obscure characters. So yeah, I'll probably eventually bring back some of the older ones for new matchups so wriggle/yuuka might be on the list.

>>9725839
<:3

>>9725834
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SDlo3yPZxs

>>9725839
But Byakuren and Miko is just asking to happen.
>>9725834
>>9725862

>>9725892
Oh, no worries.
I've heard matchings for Bya and Miko before.
Orin/Chen, too.

Keep an eye out, because I'm not quite done yet!

>>9725862
your voice is so flat

Damn, you all suck at lyrics writing hahaha.

>>9725981
let's see yours

pretty laffsworthy given the furries came up with this gimmick like a year before you (and did it far better)

>>9725862
when are you streaming again