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who DORK here

with Youmu!

>>9724641
Incoming jealous patchouli fans calling youmu a dork, trying to force their opinion down everyone's throats.

>>9724651
It's funny because I'm a Patchouli fan and I think that Youmu is a dork.

>>9724651
>implying I care

>>9724650
whats she doing

>>9724663
Please don't use meme arrows to embellish your arguments.

>>9724666
She's gonna make babbys.

>>9724670
i bet that slut would any chance she got

WE SOFT NOW

>>9724668
Please stop trying to troll me.

>>9724650
>>9724670
Would the kids be 50% human (1.00 x 0.50) or 75% human? ([1.00 + 0.50] : 2)

>>9727630
75%.

>>9727630
Quarter ghost

>>9727633
Moron.

>>9727634
Correct.

>>9727636
Eh? Don't the answers "75% human" and "25% ghost" essentially mean the same result?

>>9727645
Shut up retard. Go back to school.

>>9727636
>>9727648
Explain yourself.

>>9727654
>>>9727648

Sex with Youmu?

Am I the only one who thinks Youmu has the best fumo design even though I think her character design is poor?

>>9727697
I think her character design is great! Easily one of the better ones to come out of Touhou.

>>9727701
I really love you /jp/, you are just so cute.
I want to hug you and ruffle your hair and kiss your eyelids whilst you pant nervously and fidget

>>9727727
No homo tho rite?

>>9727727
Please don't kiss me.

>>9727727

>>9727727
Don't touch me, creep.

>>9727727
should I call the police?

>>9724651
I like both Patchykyu and Youmoe. What now.

>>9727867

Doesn't that girl love creeps, though?

>>9727867
Post the "do you even lift" one.

>>9727848
I wonder how it feels to be cute..... Don't get me wrong, it's not like I want to be called cute or anything.

>>9727884
>I wonder how it feels to be cute
you tell me, cutie

>>9727884
No difference. You feel like a regular person. Cuteness comes from who you are, not from what you do. See 3D women trying to play cute. I can't remember their names but /tv/ probably loves them. Also that one girl from that new heavy rain-like ps3 game. They aren't cute at all but try their hardest to look the part, thus being even more irritating than they already are.

Lazy gardener

>>9724670
What are the chances for a half-phantom?
Youmu being Aa:
A a
a Aa aa
a Aa aa

Phenotype: 50% of chances to being half-phantom, turning it into 25% of being a full phantom. It would be interesting to observe the babies that come out of this.

>>9732117
I thought that was "Don Burke", that's one who has has worked till she dropped you have pictured.

>>9732383
I'm gonna go ahead and say that it's reasonably probable that being half phantom is not controlled by a single allele.

>>9732429
Well, the term is "half-phantom", so naturally it's a half, a half human and a half phantom. I'm talking about a human breeding with a half-phantom, not Youmu herself.

>>9732429
Especially considering the fact that Youmu's is the latest in a line of unique half-phantoms.

>>9732383
How can yuurei have babies if they can't even touch humans? This is not determined by sex. Youmu might be a mutation.

>>9732449
Maybe they possess a human and then go out and have sex and somehow the resulting baby is there's and not their vessel's.

>>9732446
The whole half-phantom term thing is incorrect since it's not a gene, rather than a physical status.

It is like saying a wound is a gene.

>>9732462
Well, it has to be genetic on some level, since it is passed down through the Konpaku family.
Ooh, what if the Konpaku family actually reproduces somewhat asexually, with only minor variations between generations, like gender?

>>9732449
>mutation.
You just don't know what to say.

>>9732469
Then it would have to be confirmed in canon if the correct gene is half-phantom or just phantom, if it was half-phantom then Youmu is the result of a 25%, and if the gene is phantom then obviously Youmu, being half-phantom, is a 50%, which would make our babies have a 25% chance of being half-phantoms, which would turn into a miserable 12.5% of being phantoms.
I think I messed it up.

>>9732475
Youmu has two genes for 100% half-phantom.
These genes are dominant and will forcibly overwrite the other gene, ensuring that the child always has both genes for 100% half-phantom.

>>9732484
>half-phantom.
In genotype, how do you type that? 50% human and 50% phantom, no? Problem is, when making the crossing of her genes and mine, consider the "half-phantom" as [50% human and 50% phantom] or as [100% half-phantom].

There's no certain answer.

>>9732494
The answer is exactly as I said. Two genes (AA) both indicating [100% half-phantom] that, when paired with another (a) gene, magically turn that gene into an A gene.
This would ensure that all children of the Konpaku family will be half-phantom.

>>9732501
>>9732494
My point being that you don't consider half-phantom to be an amalgamation of two genes or creatures, but a magical creature all on its own.

>>9732501
So, in the crossing, what would I be, and what do I want to determine? If it's the level of humanity then I'm AA and she's AA on {[half-phantom]→(considering it as a full gene of its own, not a crossing between human and phantom)}, so it's to AA in crossing. At the end, the F1 is AA, but what AA? Half [half-phantom] and half [human], no?

>>9732446
Well, technically this hasn't been confirmed, but yeah, you'd imagine that with a name like Konpaku, all of them would be half-phantom.

>>9732462
What? Being half phantom has nothing to do with wounds, you're born with it. It's not like she was scared half to death and became half ghost or something.

>>9732524
She's AA for "half-phantom" and you're aa for "not half-phantom". When babby is formed it starts off with Aa, but the magical A gene turns the "a" into "A".

>>9732528
ghost!=phantom
Ghosts are the remnants of dead people who aren't quite ready to be dead. Phantoms are more like... emotional and spiritual emanations that coalesce into a personality.

>>9732537
So, taking in consideration for [human], what is she? aa or Aa? I think aa since [half-phantom] is already a gene of it's own.

>>9732546
There's no actual gene that says you are human. Human is a collection of all the genes that make up a human, including the /number/ of genes.
A completely seperate notion altogether.

>>9732554
Then it's 50-50 on being a [half-phantom] or a human. There's nowhere that it says that the Konpaku genes make sure it's a half-phantom.

Do you fuck a dog and it comes out half dog and half human?

>>9732558
There's no Konpaku that /isn't/ half-phantom.
Fuck it, it's magic. I ain't gotta explain shit.

>>9732567
Don't misuse the spoiler function.

>>9732570
Spoilered because I didn't want to have to say it. I've been fighting the urge to say it this whole time, but I hate having to say it. Would you prefer I point out trying to use logic in Gensokyou?

half tengu/half-ghost

>>9732585
Yes the whole genes discussion was trying to use logic in Gensokyo. What logic is there in Youmu riding me, anyways?

It's just 50-50 or 75-25, depending on how you want to see it. We would need Canon to see which one of the two it would be.

>>9732588

100% slut