/jp/ - Otaku Culture

You're a faggot and I hope you die tonight

Your life is so interesting, I wish I could go outside.

Lets make a suicide pact.

I was sitting next to some Japanese girls in a bus a few days ago, and one of them continued saying sousousousousou while talking. Hearing that in reality was actually rather hot. And no, I didn't rape them because they were ugly.

>>9722190
Like super cool OP would even NEED suicide. Let alone do it with some sperglord like you!

u gais r just jealus becus i got to haer japnese irl

>sitting outside uni waiting for the bus
> squeezing mah hand grip exerciser because my grip strength is babby tier.
>the foreign learning centre is just across the road
>asian students always move in herds
>a herd of japanese students and a herd of flip students are moving towards each other
>TENSION
>the japanese group veers onto the road in order to avoid them
>the flip group does the same
>they collide into a gibbering heap of flat faces and skinny bodies
>there is a grating sound as spanish and japanese fuse into the same language
>the flipanese blip moves into the foreign learning centre, absorbing more ethnicities as it goes
>i pull a muscle in my arm when the pent up stress caused by what I had just witnessed grants me a surge of adrenalin, bending the hand grip exerciser

I was waiting for this tram and them some loud japanese tourist family came there. The whole tram ride they were loud as fuck (normally people here don't talk at all), and they were the only ones speaking in the tram. I was tempted to go and say to them "baka gaidžins gou houm!" but was too assburger to do that. Because of my un-bravery, the people had to suffer from these loud crooked eyed devils.

This happened in Finland.

>>9722192
>Japanese girls on bus
I sat in front of two once, when they were on a homestay trip here in Australia. They loved me and my long curly hair, so I let them play with it. Shit was so cash.

>tfw I got otakubros' and cute girls' email addresses and still have contact

>>9722206

>crooked eyed devils

Racist much?

you should go to hawaii
motherfucking japanese people everywhere
its like japamerica.

also if you're short you will feel tall there. all those japanese people are short as fuck.

>>9722215
Welcome to real life, shit skin.

>>9722205

>grating sound as spanish and japanese fuse into the same language
>spanish

Was waiting for that joke.

You ever heard vietnamese people talk? Nothing personal against them, but their language sounds like a bunch of retarded babie's gibbberish.

>>9722206

I had no clue you Finns were such uptight douchebags over little stuff like people talking in public.

Live in a small shit town in a small shit country. Never seen anything but a couple of Chinese dudes. I will never be able to hear the glorious language. I only hear arab shit.

>>9722255

Where do you live?

>>9722267
>small shit country
>small shit town
>arabs
Sweden, yes.

t: different person

>>9722206
Not crooked eyed? Go home Fagstrom.

>>9722176

Bool story cro.

>>9722239
>I had no clue you Finns were such uptight douchebags over little stuff like people talking in public.
Just try not to be so damn loud. The whole bus/tram doesn't need to hear what you did the day before.

>>9722239
You know what's little?

>live in shit tier state
>only met a south corean
>she was a bigger coreaboo than any of the kpop loving losers i've met on the net
>for some reason I still wanted to fuck her
>never did
>glad i didn't, losing my purity is one thing, losing it to a chon is heresy

>>9722497
>south corean
>coreaboo
?!

>>9722472
Your dick?

>>9722273
Using "t:" on 4chan seems kind of odd.

>>9722499
Well she's a chon, but she was born in murrika. When I knew her she had never even visited south corea and was still learning the language.

>>9722239
In Japan, it's polite not to bother others. In Finland, it's extremely rude to bother others.

Also, there's an old ircquote about some Japs loudly berating everyone on a tram for a good while, until one young patron told them in japanese most Finns can understand them. A lie,but it shut them up for the rest of the trip.
Apparently, elevens like to come here to act like americans.

Hu u quot

>>9722559
Ebin ;DDD Please, give me a link to the quote.