/jp/ - Otaku Culture

is that your sister in the pic

You should have continued since you already had whipped it out.

How many times have you caught her?

Are you sure she's not trying to intentionally catch you fapping?

>>9714422
>Is there anything possibly more embarassing than your sister catching you fapping?

I would consider being caught by your mother more embarrassing.

It's only embarrassing if your sister is ugly

>>9714422
Your sister didn't demand you to fuck her after seeing your penis? You fail as an onii-chan.

I would like to hear stories of the 3 times.

But Yuu never would do that!

>>9714422
Didn't she suck your cock afterwards? BULLSHIT!

>>9714422

What's gonna happen?

It has happened to me a few times, but it wasn't very embarrassing. She just giggled and left my room. It was more embarrassing when I left EVERYTHING open on my monitor and decided to take a piss, and my mother just happened to need something from my room at that time. I couldn't make eye contact with her for weeks.

>>9715750
What exactly was on the screen.

>>9715755
PTHC

>>9715755
It was a long time ago, but I'm certain that it was 2D bestiality, maybe loli too.

>>9715750

If I suck your cock will it make you feel better?

I wish I was privileged enough to have my most embarrassing moment be my relative catching me doing something that society considers completely normal and natural, as opposed to being tortured daily by threatening stares, being forced to use the men's restroom, enduring cissexist remarks and being treated like some sort of animal.

>>9715799
Scratch that. My most embarrassing moment was making that post.

>>9715799
>>9715814
Badum tsch.

>>9715799
who forces you to use the men's restroom? just use the women's restroom if you're in trap mode. no one will care.

Fuck, I love being an only child.

>>9715853
But I have a 15" dick and I can't hide the bulge.

I 've been caught fapping in the unisex bathroom at work once. It's just me and my boss in the mornings and fortunately she didn't fire my ass.

>>9715952
Did she suck your cock?

>>9715960
No. She's forty-two and married.

Well, my mother found me with porn, and then posted on the internet that she wished she'd aborted me. She said, "He simply doesn't care. When he wants to jerk off, everything goes right out the window."

Shit wasn't particularly cash.

>>9715970
That's really mean. Are you okay, anon?

My sister walked in on me masturbating to images of dolls getting a dicking before. I've been extra careful about making sure my door is locked ever since.

I was in a half daze/sleep in the morning with the blanket almost completely off when my sister walked into my room and saw my holding my dick.

>>9715970
Where did she post that, her livejournal?

My relatives have never walked in on me (the back of my display was facing the door, so I could see/hear when they approached.) but I am pretty sure they knew why I always locked my machine and passworded the BIOS.

Once I saw my sister on the couch with a picture of the (then) recently deceased Steve Jobs and her other hand in her pants. I didn't say anything, just pretended not to notice and crept out of the room silently.

>>9715970
That's a funny image. It's usually titled guaranteed replies.

>>9715970

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/BitingBeaver

That woman was fucking crazy.

I've not had my masturbation sessions intruded upon.

>>9716031
Same here.
Lock your damn doors, kids.

>>9716031
I've got supernatural hearing when I masturbate due to not having a lock on my door.

>>9716055
I don't even need hearing, everyone in the house has caught me at least once.
They all knock now and enter when I say so. Best part is I didn't ask them to do this.