/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Commit sudoku.

I'll invent pettan pills that allow anyone to become a flat chested loli at will.

I'd be happy, because oppai loli is cute. And I like big breasts and small breasts alike.

Eat one

Well I love Oppai Lolis so this is nothing but a bonus for me.

>>9715358
None of them are going to want to be flat, you'll have to sneak the pills into their food or something.

Of course, most of /jp/ would take them without a second thought.

find a jobs a chiropractis and make me rich treating all this girl sbackpain

I love the fact Sakuya is there

>>9715412
Think of all the money she could save on breast padding.

>>9715428
My god she'll be rich.

Exterminate the moon bitches

>>9715364
>oppai loli
Please stop using this stupid term.

>>9715450

Shut up I'll say what I want

>>9715380
Why would /jp/ need them?

My 2hus are fine just the way they are.

>>9715412
>>9715428
>>9715438

lmaooooooo PADS amirite XDDDDDDDDD

Fuck both of you pieces of shit. Reported.

Probably be a bit interested. Maybe go for some nachos today.

>>9715513
You pad?

>>9715380
>you'll have to sneak the pills into their food or something
Playing all those stealth games will finally pay off.

Why is Youmu so lewd?

Sakuya didn't actually get any pills, she's just using pads

>>9715567
At least be subtle like >>9715412

OH, SHIT!
The softest became softestER!

is that even possible?

>>9715513

>>9715602
10/10

If Eirin is supposedly the ultimate doctor ever, how come she still hasn't found a way to enlarge breasts yet?

>>9715611
Too busy working on enlarging penises

OP pic made tewi and youmu skyrocket on my 2hu rankings.

DFC 2hipster 4me.

>>9715343
There are probably a few who wouldn't take them. Most notably, Youmu. She would have no need for them, and they would only get in the way of her swordsmanship.

Youmu is too pure.

Large breasts helps every touhou look better.

>>9715367
I am with this guy.
SCIENCE NEEDS BRAVE ONES LIKE US.

visibly erect nipples are what makes it work

>>9715625
I dunno about that

I won't mind as long as they aren't freakishly huge.

Never been much of a fan of flat chests.

>What will you do when Eirin finally patents breast enlargement pills and there isn't a single flat chest left in Gensokyo?
As long as the already big breasted don't turn into titty monsters I'm more than fine with this, gonna miss the lolies but this is better.

Who would they even want to attract with their big breats?
Isn't wanting big breasts nothing but a social construct in our world?
How do we know it applies to Gensokyo too?

Kanako and Suwako can choose their form, but Kanako isn't a tittymonster and Suwako is completly flat so I kind of doubt that being big breasted is desireable in Gensokyo

>>9715656
>Isn't wanting big breasts nothing but a social construct in our world?

Social construct a shit. Feminini bodies are more desirable by the average healthy male of ALL races.

>>9715656
That's actually a pretty good point.

>>9715656
It's more that they get jealous of others having big breasts than wanting to attract someone.

It's like men and penises.

>>9715665
There's nothing feminine in a hanging lard bag. A proper lady is cat-like, not cow-like.

>>9715672
I'm not jealous of anyones penis.It's all a matter of where you are anyways.
Here on /jp/ being a flatchested female or a male with a cute penis will get you more praise than going for BIG

>>9715678
>Here on /jp/
There's your problem

>>9715678
Normalfag males want larger penises.

People on /jp/, me included, have a....let's just say unique opinion compared to everyone else.

>>9715656
>Isn't wanting big breasts nothing but a social construct in our world?
no, because its hot and normal liking them and if you like super ribcage flat women your maybe gay/a sicko or a pedo.

>>9715683
You're a part of the problem so please remove yourself.

>>9715687
going on /jp/ and calling someone a pedo is like going on /d/ and calling someone a faggot.

>>9715686
Who cares what other people want though?
Why not just be happy about your body without getting bullied by social constructs?
Either way,people will always find reasons to be jealous of other peoples body so I think that breast envy is pretty silly

They should research if liking big tits is somehow correlated to being fat.

>>9715686
you just want a smaller cuter penis so you can fit the whole thing comfortably in your mouth.

>>9715694
No, liking big tits is something that crosses all socio-economic, race, and age factors.

Just ask Australia, small breasts are banned there.

>>9715688
What? I'm not saying there's anything wrong with /jp/
Sorry if it came out wrong

>>9715694
Something to do with big bags that can feed that 50 children you're supposed to have.

Not sure if it has anything to do with fat people though.

>>9715686
Dumbest shit I've heard. Unlike a girl's chest, there's no advantage to small penis in the practical or in the aesthetic.

>>9715698
How do you know?

>>9715701
Here's a tip:When girls say that size doesn't matter they are probally lying.

>>9715707
http://boingboing.net/2010/01/28/australian-censor-bo.html

[x] Enjoy.

>>9715695
>>9715701
I've never mentioned anything about wanting a small, cute penis. I like flat chests and loli's. But if people like shotas, then they are free to like shotas.

Traps are acceptable to me though. I don't like normal shotas, but a shota cross-dressing is fine.

>>9715716
That's now how shirts work.

>>9715716

Indeed. If you'd stop liking a character just because her bust size changed (/d/ level enlargement aside), then you never really liked her in the first place.

>>9715722
specially tailored so clothing doesn't hang lose and accentuates the curves

>>9715710
Naturally. A more creative question would be "how much does it matter?"

>>9715722
Long live impossible_clothes!

>>9715715
I didn't mean the ban, silly pants.

>>9715703
Size of breast doesn't imply more milk, though. The only difference between big/small is amount of fat, not milk ducts.

Find Suika and drink with her, then convince her to change every ones' breasts sizes back to normal, incident solved.

>>9715724
I cannot imagine my favorite touhou with large breasts.

>>9715838
That will take a while.