/jp/ - Otaku Culture

WATASHI WA NIPPON

WATASHI WA NIPPON DESU!

Watashi wa ai Nippon-desu.

Idiort.

I'll start training my stamina in December and be able to last nice and long by december 2009. In 2010 I'll end my Bachelor's degree, be able to hold my cumming for a good few hours and work in Japan as rapist.

Even if I were in Japan, I'd still facepalm at your trolling.

>>971085
Satire, how funny...

Good luck successfully rape someone in one of the worlds least criminal countries.

>teaching myself Japanese
>Watashi wa ai Nippon-desu.

>>971093
you're doing it wrong
>one of the worlds least criminal countries
only makes it easier.

>fart

>>971102
FUCK forgot mah sage

>>971093
Tripfag = failfag
gb2/myspace/

>>971102
There's a reason why you dummy. Japanese police are one of the most effective. They'll beat the crap out of you before you even reach your target.

why do you want to live in a country full of people who have mastered the art of hiding from their own culture?

sage

THREE MORE DAYS.....

>>971080
...

So, is it difficult finding a restaurant where you can fit through the doors?
>>971081
You love Nippon it is? I love Nippon it isses also. Fagort.

>>971114
>beat the crap out of you
>Japan
WHAT?

farts

SAGE

>>971093
>Good luck successfully rapING someone in one of the worlds safest countries.
least criminal countries means the country itself is the criminal. and that the country of japan is a lesser criminal than some other country...
LRN2ENGLISH

Japan... youa re the criminal!

REAL SAGE

>>971081
>Idiort.

I effect this board's spelling, thus I call an epic win.

>>971128
Dude, they even do torture in Japanese jails, and they are extremely hard on foreign criminals.

>>971141
That one was hard. I first wrote rapING, but ended up with "rape." Don't know why.

>>971114
don't believe everything you see in anime and hear on gaia faggot. L is not real.

you can probably get away with rape if you live in a military base in okinawa

>>971059
you will study until the point where kanji is required and quit. supposing you ever make it to the fluent part, nobody with money in japan will want to do business with a dirty gaijin so you will be poor in the worlds most expensive country.

>>971171
Don't think so. There still isn't a single military person that got away with rape in Okinawa.

>>971182
If they did, we wouldn't hear about it.

HMMMMM?!

i think someone watches a little to much deathnote/monster/enime where cops are effective.

>>971173
GTFO

>>971179
That's bullshit. There are foreign CEO's and board members in Japans biggest companies these days. Stop talking about stuff you don't know anything about.

>>971085
>>as rapist

>>971200
they had money and status BEFORE they entered the japanese business world dumbass

>>971179
is jealous of
>>971200
because he has a dream.

>Sax !2tvnoVB17M
>ワルテルちゃん
So much fail in one place...

Op here. disregard that, i suck gaping cocks the size of a hallway.

WHY WONT IT DIE!

>>971205
You don't think I know that already you damn hikki?! That's why I'm taking a degree, learning several langauges, and take a second degree after that.

The Japanese would never afford to reject me from the job market.

>>971211
Fagorts and Idiorts and comics with whortes oh my!

Nuke this thread from orbit; it's the only way to be sure.

>>971219

>fart

For those of us who're planning on moving to Japan. How are you going to do it, and what do you plan to do there (work, study)?

I'll start teaching myself to be a cool guy in December and be semi-cool by december 2009. In 2010 I'll end my Bachelor's degree, be fweaboo and doesn't afraid of anything.

People who want to post real japanese stuff on /jp/ are usually pretty weak since /jp/ trolls are obvious and complete retards. Anyone with any strength of character would just keep posting and shine their shit on.

>>971206
delusion is a dream like state.

>>971254
What? English, do you know that? I didn't understand what you were trying to convey.

I have a lot of family in Japan.
Currently a Japanese language major, only doing it for the language experience and the degree.
Also, this--
www.wwoof.org
Fuck money, fuck "expensive", fuck city life, fuck office jobs and mindless tedium. Fuck crowded trains and busy sidewalks so filled with parked bikes and advertisements thatthere's no room to walk, and nowhere to dodge those pricks on bikes with their stupid little bells. Fuck Tokyo.

I am planning on getting a job with a major Japanese airline and being "Tokyo" based. Most likely get myself a place in Narita. Time till plan is complete: approx 3 years.

>>971237
>>971244
Don't forget to sage and give sauce for >>971216

How in the fucking hell is this a worksafe board? it's 19 h in the US or whatever and this shit thread isnt getting deleted!

>>971263
Gambare Ousaka!

>>971200
ok so how much japanese do you know if any? my guess is you will breeze through kana like everyone else did and think you are big shit but once kanji comes along you will back out like all the other weeaboo do.

>>971285
WTF?

>>971280
[EHT] Ichigo Mashimaro - Jadounou

>>971252
This picture makes me RAGE more than you can even believe.

>>971293
I already know the kana, and taught myself almost 100 words and kanji, but had tos top due to learning German and French. In December I'll be fluent in French, and I'm already near-fluent in German, so at that time I can start practicing Japanese and be semi-fluent a year later.

Nothing is impossible when you're determined.

>>971282
Post CP. This thread will be gone faster.
Or not. Mods and janitors are in Gaia...

>>971282
thats because the rule breaking material has to get reported first.

>>971311
what about this one?

>>971282
I tried to report it, but since I'm using a proxy i can't push the report button.

>>971328
already taken care of.

>>971282
I know. I'm reporting all your posts too.

>>971318
I dont have any CP ;_; except drawn.

>>971293
KANJI!

It's like a dream... I actually have a keen eye for them, with stroke count, stroke order, identifying radials... I spend hours upon hours on Kanjidict. I can tell the difference between Simplified Chinese characters and kanji quite well.

But I only fully know the stokes and readings of fifty kanji by heart.

Better to study moar!

>>971059

I'm studying Japanese right now (having a hardtime). I plan on moving to Japan after getting my degree in game design.

>fart

>>971334
I'm fucking reporting my self! And no effect!

>>971313
should have learned chinese instead. japan will be crushed by the growing economic might of the red dragon soon.

>>971339
Game design?! Good luck getting a job in the world's most prestigious gaming country.

Why the fuck are you acting like you all just got here from /b/?

>>971329
I like Shinji and I think he's man enough to wear Kamina's glasses. So this doesn't make me rage.

>>971336
>fifty kanji

SCRUB

lol toehoe fags bawwwwwwing about a non-touhou thread

>>971360
/?/ is forbidden. we do not speak of it.

>>971339
>game design

GAHAHAHAHAHA
Enjoy your fake degree

>>971359

Thank you?

>>971362
what about this one?

>>971365
This has nothing to do about Touhou. This is about something much more...
Also SEX INFRONT OF JESUS = HOLY FUCK!

farts

>>971365 type-moonfag bawwwwing about touhoufags

I think touhou is a pretty cool guy. eh makes funneh games and is not afraid of anything.

TIME FORE SOME HARDCORE SHIT.

Comrades. let us put aside differences, and move to japan to job as rapist.

>>971384
The second cumming.

>>971381
Well yeah. v mask on anything is instant rage.

>>971398
NOT.

Magical Batmanruto approves of this thread

>>971381
V on anything=instant rage

* Starting japanese @ uni this fall.
*Do freelance work on the side, thus earning good money.
* Contact a friend of mine who can get me in to a private language school on the DL for about four grand.
* Use abovementioned nest egg to score an apartment.
* Go hunting for Christmas Cakes.

>>971402
:(

>>971410
The correct term is actually "Batmanoharuto".

Anon of croatia should be banned for at least a week for this. I got banned for less.

Hey cool, maybe Croatia got banned. Today was a good day. I never thought I'd say this, but thanks Sax

>>971410
i like the dildo in the background.

Okay... why didnt the SHITTY FUCKING MOD DELETE THE THREAD!!!!???

so this is what its like on /jp/'s first summer ever.
why cant you faggots just go back to school or /b/?

>>971429
cause we enjoy trolling also. as long as u faggots don't break the rules and make us look bad.

>>971424
>>971423
Morrons....

>>971429
/jp/ - Japan/General

>>971059
I don't think you'll be able to become fluent in only two years.

I'd rather deal with croatia than fartsguy

>>971437

Croatia is glorious hero comrades! he brings promotions to all of us. we are happy.

Proof that mods hate /jp/ and want it to die, they clean up Croatia's shit but leave the thread. Wow.

>>971442
>I don't think you'll be able to become flatulent in only two years.

>>971452
Nothing's wrong with removing cancer.

>>971449
that has got to be the gayest use of an image as an insult i have ever had the misfortune of seeing

>>971442
Why not? What could I possibly lose on believing in myself? Japanese's difficulty level is overrated. 10 kanji a day makes 36500 kanji within a year, and I'll be sure to learn at least 20 words on a daily basis which over 7000 words in a year.

>>971423
The mod here is pretty strict.

He needs to do the same to other boards, they need him.

>>971442
Barring kanji, this is a relatively easy goal to achieve.
Fluent, maybe not, but knowing way more than enough to get along perfectly fine in Japan, it's more than enough time.

Hell, I've been studying since last September, and I'm probably better than that "alljapaneseallthetime" guy....barring kanji....

>>971457
very clever.

>>971437
Reported for proxy.
>>971451
Uh, promotion image dumps on a worksafe board are generally frowned upon. Promotions are only to be used sparingly. They lose the appeal if they're posting all the fucking time.

>>971449
Here. have some shit for the pot.

>>971467
That's funny, coming from someone using a facepalm image.

>>971468
If you get a good teacher, good material, then you can do perfectly fine in 2 years. Hands down.

Kanji --> what's the point of learning them one by one? When you see them in compounds, how can you tell what they are, anyway?

Croatia, You're a faggot, but I believe in you!

Finish the job!

Just this once, I'll pick the lesser of two evils. You have my full support.

>>971475

>>971469

He obviously needs to visit other boards if he doesn't realize that sax is a multiboard cancer.

>>971475

>>971469
How are the mods strict here, when faggot of croatia didn't get banned for posting child pornography. in /a/ he would've been instant-banned.

>>971485
I don't learn kanji one on one, but in compunds by reading Hiragana Times which has furigana over the text.

>>971475
what what in the butt?

>>971488
>lesser
Hahaha, no

>>971475
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?

>>971496
So does your kanji that you learn a day count for one kanji for one kanji, or does it count as vocab?
知識豊富 counts as 4 kanji, or does it count as 1 kanji, or 1 vocab word?

It's late. Too late for TERMINAL CANCER BATTLING.

All your dreams will be swept away by the sands of time.

You precious country will always be just out of reach, taunting, saying, "You can visit, but you can't stay."
After awhile, even visiting becomes a distant dream as you burn your money on figures, dolls and daimakura.

I can tell because your philosophies are flawed.

You're drowning; strength waning, the water of reality burns your throat and chokes you. You keep telling yourself you'll reach that distant star if you just keep swimming, but in reality, you're doomed already.

>>971475
Let's do it in the butt,

>>971504

Yes.
Run Sax's trip through the archive and tell me he isn't worse.

>>971475
I said what what in the butt!

>>971518
cool story bro

>>971437
>>971457
>>971093
>>971155
>>971231
>>971081
>>971126
>>971139

Maybe we need to learn English before tackling another language?

>>971511
4 kanji and one vocab word.

>>971465

Croatia isn't cancerous, he's just really, really retarded. Like, legitimately retarded. Other than that he's okay. Sax and his ilk are the real cancer.

Spoilers. Moot is here.

>>971488
Sure I'd do it if it wasn't 2 am and i didn't have the university entrance exam in about 7 hours.

>>971522
Cancer is still cancer, no tripcode user is worth more than another one.

>>971536
Nice thumbnail artifact you got there. Next time actually click the spoiler button.

>>971528
Well then, get an Integrated Approach to Intermediate Japanese by Akira Miura and Naomi McGloin....sure there's others out there, but the entire vocab sections for the lessons is just Kanji. How useful they are, I don't know, but it's what im using for my summer course right now, and its super effective

>>971542
You're gonna fail.

>>971535
He makes /jp/ what it is. He contributes positively.

He's a /jp/&ese vigilante, preventing rape one Loli at a time.

>116 posts and 19 image replies omitted.
I don't know how you do it. I just fucking don't.
Three days, huh. Promise you won't come back? Please?

>>971544
protip is much appreciated anon.

>>971535
Croatia is a cancer.

>>971468
You honestly think you are able to memorize 10 kanji a day with 100% retention? Many of which have multiple pronunciations and meanings, over a dozen strokes to each character, some having about double that, the stroke order for each, as well as the 200+ radicals? Doesn't that strike you as overly optimistic at best?

>>971543

I beg to differ.
Sax's constant trolling will attract other trolls when it becomes obvious we're easy bait, as our own janitors don't care about us.

Croatia does nothing more than act like a retard.

>>971542

DO IT FAGGOT

spoiler hijack!

>>971547
I've spent over 500 dollars on books and magazine subscriptions for Japanese grammar and sentence structure. I already have a great kanji software, they're all waiting to be opened in December.

>>971575
Congratulations, you're retarded.

Oh well...

>>971575
Stop trying to become Japanese for real.

>>971575
>I have a great kanji program
Fix'd
might wanna polish your english before you tackle a foreign language kiddo.

I don't think any of you realize how hard it is to get a job in Japan.

Also, NONE of you seem to realize that japanese consists of more than reading and writing.
You may land that interview with your "fluent" Japanese, but when it takes you 5 minutes just to answer a simple question, (and with a horrendous accent to boot) you're gonne be shown the door.

>work in Japan as an accountant.
>10 kanji a day makes 36500 kanji within a year

Nice going, slick.

>132 posts and 22 image replies omitted.

>>971568
Stop thinking too highly of yourself /jp/. You're the slowest and worst imageboard on 4chan, and nobody would ever want to come to a board with only one subject discussed on all 10 pages if it hadn't been for getting banned.

In 4 days, I'm outta here bitches.

Go to bed Sax, isn't it late?

>>971575
....
No speaking practice partner, I see.
Maybe if you just pretend you're mute....

>>971536
Oh, really?

GAMBARE MOOT!

MOOT SAMA 万歳!

>>971612
>/jp/
>worst imageboard on 4chan
You misspelt /a/

>>971612
>worst

C'mon, how am I supposed to take you seriously when I've actually BEEN to /a/ today?

>>971612
>slowest

Because faster is better rite

>>971612
It wasn't like this before.

Imageboards are what you make of them. If you think it sucks, make things that do not suck. It's your fault, tripfag.

>>971612
>In 4 days

Please let it be by suicide. There's this nice cleaner mix your yellow friends are fond of these days.

>>971647
OOOH! OOOH!

TRAINS!

Amtrak trains go about 60 miles an hour. It'll be cleaner than cleaner mixes.

>>971645
You're not helping.

>>971543

Fuck off back to /b/ with that retarded attitude, jesus christ. ANONYMOUS IS LEGION XDDDDD

Good god this thread is terrible.

>>971612
Posting here by default removes the us/you barrier. IF you're not too fond of this board, there's a HUGE list of "better" boards right at the top of the page. Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

>>971612
so tsundere

>>971658
/jp/ sucks today.

The same with every imageboard.

/[letter]/ sucks today.

>>971659
But.. but.. Anonymous IS legion!

>>971673
You suck everyday.

This board is slow. Just yesterday we were fighting for the 1234 get

>>971657
I'd go for sleeping pills/ painkiller combo. Like lethal injection without the needle.

Wait, why are we trying to be humane?

this is my <this thread> face

sage for heterosexual Sax

>>971683
Low on money.

But money isn't the only thing that's tight! LOL "BUTT"! GETTIT?
Yeah, this thread is terrible.

Further proof that any threads about Japan are terrible.

早く出て行け

Further proof that Japan is terrible.

>>971698
>further proof that only the good boards like /k/ are properly moderated
fix'd

>>971698
Touhou fags.

If they did more to make better /jp/& threads, this place would be hoppin'.

Make a Touhou game with Koizumi. It would help.

>>971698
Thread now perfectly horrible thanks to your presence.

>>971696
Forgot your sage.

Everyone get in here!

you called sir?

>>971717
There's nothing left to talk about regarding Japan.

>>971734
really?

>>971741
ya rly
Shit isn't bizarre anymore.

>>971741

If your point is a reposted motivational, I think you should really rethink it yourself.

>>971741
You counter with an ancient motivator.....
facepalm.exe

>>971734
According to standard textbooks. I hated my high school txtbook
JAPAN TIMELINE:
Feudal Era (Jimmu DID NOT EXIST)
...
Tokugawa Shogunate
...

Meiji RESTORATION

...

World War II World War II World War II World War II World War II World War II World War II World War II World War II World War II World War II World War II World War II World War II World War II World War II World War II World War II World War II World War II World War II World War II World War II World War II World War II World War II World War II World War II World War II World War II World War II World War II World War II World War II World War II

>>971390
>>971365
>>971387
Shut the FUCK up, all of you, HIPOCRITES & FAGGOTS, you're all the same shitty anons who always fight about retarded topics, TAKE IT EASY
.
>>971437
Morrons, I, RRUSKI, AM NO MONGRREL LIKE YOU GUYS.
Sure, fag, keep drowning your own Anon life here, you'll soon be b&.

>>971452
Sorry to dissapoint you, but there's ONLY a JANITOR not a MOD, that's why he deletes everything but NEVER bans anyone besides the real butthurts.
And that's why the supposed lots of /jp/ Mods don't delete shit like this, or just check out what Mr.Janitor missed on >>971493 at the moment.

sage

>>971765
facepalm.jar

its java run

>>971782
facepalm.swf

>>971773
If it's history you want, go to the library. We'll jsut tell you to fucking google it anyway.

THose who care already know and those who don't care don't WANT to know.

>>971775
Since when can janitors ban?

saGAY

>>971802
Thanks, Anon.

You know how to properly pronounce sage.

Just die already

Japan sucks. I am here right now, and the whole society fucking blows. I cant wait to get back home in May.

I love VNs, some anime, and foreign languages always are fun, bbut i fucking hate living here

>>971809
Your welcome. I can type it too.
下げ

>>971819
>Your