/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Looks gross.

Is that a dildo, onahole, or epilator?

>>9676869
both? wouldnt suprise me.

has anyone tried fucking an onahole while dildoing their ass?

>>9676869

All of the above

by the way /jp/ whats a good Onaholealso a good place to buy one as well

>>9676902
j-list

>>9676917
Stop bully

en-nls is pretty much the de facto king.

>>9676959
>toy for baby

>>9676959
Whenever I see these I think, "Isn't my hand good enough? It's always done fine, after all." But so many people swear by them, I have to wonder.

Is it really that much better?

>>9677033
It's like discovering masturbation again.

However, the drawback is that it's sometimes too much effort to get out the onahole, lube it up, and then when you're done, clean it up, dry it, and put it back- compared with just whipping out the dick and using your hand.
But it really is like discovering masturbation again.

>>9676902
Please don't misuse spoilers.

>>9677056
Why can't you just use a condom? It is a rubber vagina already.

>>9677056
I'm just about convinced. Do you have any suggestions about brand or type?

>>9677084
Uh what?

>>9677060

Sure whatever.

>>9676959

Neat thanks....Ordering one of the loli ones won't wind me up in jail right?

>>9677090
Buy a cheap one and see if you like it first or if its worth the effort to masturbate.

>>9677125
That seems like good advice. Thanks.

Oh boy oh boy

Can't wait for my Scarlet Twin Tales to come in on Saturday

I've been kind of curious about these. I've encountered this USB Onacup which comes with some sort of character creator software. As you fuck the Onnahole, you fuck the girl you created on the screen. Has anyone tried this?

>>9677292
Well, take it with a grain of salt. The cheap ones are made out of a more rough material, and are more prone to breakages. (when I mean rough, I don't mean sandpaper, I just mean it's less squishy and soft), so they can overstimulate your penis. If you have a sensitive dick this can be unpleasant.

As for loli ones- if you have a western sized penis you should just ignore the loli ones. They're too small. Onaholes that are too tight are just unpleasant. They're designed to be tight for asian sized penises, so they'll strangle yours.

>>9677496
For clarification, here is a link: http://www.kanojotoys.com/custom-girl-usb-onacon-set-p-1078.html

>>9677098
1. Put condom on ya dick
2. Fuck the toy
3. cum in condom
4. No mess to clean up.
It's not like you'd lose sensation or anything.

>>9677589
But you do lose sensation
And you lose the satisfaction of cumming inside

>>9677589
>>9677591

Not to mention that condoms are rather uncomfortable, both to wear and put on.

Surprisingly enough, a fairy mini mini is probably the best thing I've bought from en-nls.

>>9677815
How is it, as a vibrator? I've always wondered since I've only had experience with those egg types (because of the mechanism, a weighteed motor, I assume the wand is different)

>>9677815
How is that useful to a man?

>>9677840
The penis is a large clitoris, bro.

>>9677826
Sadly, I can't really compare it to any others as it's all I've bought so far.

>>9677840
It is a henshin wand. You can pretend to be a magical girl with it.

>>9677841
So you are telling me...what? You just put that against your...wow.

>>9677840
That's what I thought at first, but it works just fine. I'd recommend the minimini as opposed to the full-sized one though as it's easier to use for a guy.

>>9677852
Oh, okay I get it. You use it for its actual usage that's meant to be. Do you massage your back with it?

>>9677602
And they smell.

>>9677860
If by back you mean dick, then sure.

Why would you purchase an onahole when all you need is two sponges and a cup?

>>9677911
Probably because they expect they'd feel better than two sponges and a cup.

>>9677911
Huh, I'm totally doing that
Like today

I'll let you guys know how it comes out.

>>9677921
Prepare to be disappointed.

>>9677911
Growing up I made and used things like this all the time. About three years ago I bought an onahole and upon the first use I knew why they were so popular. The two were not even comparable. A couple of sponges with some gloves is just that - sponges with some exam gloves. An onahole is made specifically for masturbation. It has no other purpose. The materials are not really comparable either. The material most onaholes are made from is much softer, stretchier, and hold heat better than any of the masturbation devices I made when I was younger. The insides are also textured in just about any way you'd like.

>>9677941
But no-one here recommends buying the overpriced crap from J-List

>>9677935
Thanks for telling me, Jlist.

>>9677932
Aw, really? Is it worse than the hand?

>>9677941
Nobody here has ever recommended buying anything from Jlist.

>>9677935
Are you some sorta onahole MacGuyver? Teach me your techniques! Y'know... Just in case...

Yes, you should buy your otaku culture related items from J-List and help support the cost of running this website!

>>9677935
Was there any homemade creation that stood out from among the rest, or were they all pretty bad?
Or was there perhaps something you haven't tried that you think might work?

>>9677943
Pretty much.

>>9677951
Get out happy merchant!

>>9677953
One that I went back to consisted of hang rags, a long, reusable ice pack, and a Pringles can (or tennis ball tube or something that size). The tube and ice pack had holes poked into it to let any air out, some hand rags were rolled tightly and put in the bottom of the tube so your dick had something to rub against (more satisfying), and other handrags were less tightly rolled around the water bottle provide a bit of stimulation. The trick was to use enough rags along the ice pack so that your penis would still fit inside, but only just. The whole ice pack with rags was put into the tube, with the end of the ice pack pulled wrapped around the outside of the tube. It's hard to explain.

The ice pack looked exactly like this, with the hard plastic part cut off and a hole poked in the other end. Depending on how tightly the "wall" rags were, it could feel like it were sucking you.

>>9677986
Could you draw a cross-section?

>>9677951
*notices the J-list banner*
*types "J-list" on google to find the site*

>>9677994
Something like this. How tightly the coils are together are just meant to show how loosely or tightly the rags were rolled before being put in there. The blue is the ice pack. I used maybe 2 rags for the very back, and only maybe 2-3 for the whole length of the thing.They were folded to make them a bit thicker.

I don't think I went back to it because it was especially good feeling, but rather they were things that were just in the bathroom that were reusable.

Baloons are surprisingly nice. I use those small balloons you can buy like 100 for $5. You cut off the thin part, then cover the head of your cock with the bulbous part. Works likes a cum recepticle. I use it when I stick my penis in the hole my couch has. It prevents the head from being roughed by the foam, but still let's the rest of your cock have contact. It doesn't fall of when you cum either.

From which store should i buy one? Im finally curious about acquiring those.

>>9678062
Oh I see now. The padding is a rag.
Hmm. If lack of tightness is the problem with the sponges, maybe I could combine the two, and have like the sponges be the core, but most of the material is a nice solid rag matter.

Research ongoing.

>>9678109
en-nls is the first stop to go to.

>>9676869
It's a seventeen; obviously.
>>9677292
For a first onahole, I'd say pick a few from toysheart, and check reviews on http://www.onaho.net/..
Toysheart's a solid brand for mid-range onahole.
>>9678118
This, unless you're looking for something specific, or find a cheaper alternative; NLS shipping price is a tad bit high.
iirc loveshop.hk doesn't charge anything for shipping.

>>9678360
>loveshop.hk
>doesn't charge anything for shipping
What, really? Even to other countries?

>>9676826
>Discuss
This isn't how you start onahole threads, post-neo /jp/.

>>9678368
Well it worked, autism-man.

>>9678371
Since when has aiming for mediocrity been cool?

>>9678371
Just don't make it a habit, crossboard-san.

>>9678374
Since /jp/ was born.

>>9678378
Stop projecting.

>>9678379
Stop not knowing what words mean.

>>9678380
No, that's pretty much the definition of it. You're projecting your (perceived) mediocrity onto everyone else.

>>9678378
You mother and I had other ideals when we were making you.

>>9678365
It was free for France, so most likely anywhere else in Europe; I don't know for USA or anything that would require to cross the oceans, as in my case it travelled across the land. Probably smuggled in a truck or something.

Only downsides are that it requires a signature and ``adult toys'' are mentioned on the box.

Sure is derailing hard here.
>>9677602
>>9677591
I dunno i've had a few good condom faps myself. Maybe you just need to find the right brand for your penis? As I certainly enjoyed the tightness and lubed up feeling of them.

>>9678382
So anyway, I'm just going to point out the irony that your shitty autistic complaint did more damage to the thread than what you were complaining about.
To stop myself being too hypocritical I'll stop now, since I've amply proved that this stupid argument (and similar stupid arguments) are much worse than what you're so upset about in the first place.

>>9678389
Ew, just ew. And condoms are expensive.

>>9678390
If that's what it takes to keep people from making threads in your /a/b/v/ manor then I'm more than happy to do it.

>>9678390
>did more damage to the thread than what you were complaining about
Yes, to the thread. An onahole thread getting a large number of replies isn't the pinnacle of imageboard quality and enjoyment, especially if it starts with "Discuss".

>since I've amply proved that this stupid argument (and similar stupid arguments) are much worse than what you're so upset about in the first place.
This part made me reply. If only you had left it out.

>>9678392
>Ew just ew
B-b-b-b-but it really can feel kimochii man. You're right about it being expensive though... The things are certainly not reusable because they stretch so bloody easily and out of the few times i've done it I couldn't pull it off quick enough to not cum inside.

Only now has it occured to me that a onehole can most of them times also be used as a dildo.

>>9678442
No tru/jp/sie ass would be big enough to fit an onahole.

>>9678445
Don't underestimate other people's asses.

>>9678447
No whores allowed, please go.

Ive always enjoyed the thought of using an onahole that is inside of someone.

>>9678445
More like no tru/jp/sie ass would be sufficiently not loose enough to use an onahole like that without getting it stuck somewhere unpleasant.

>>9678452
It could probably work as both a dildo, a onahole and a condom, all at the same time.

>>9678452
It'd probably be good to use if you have a tiny penis.

If a virgin shoves an onahole up a woman's vagina (or her ass, doesn't matter), then fucks the onahole, is he still a virgin?

>>9679630
He's a virgin but not pure.

>>9677840
Yes it works. You can even try use electric toothbrush on glans area and you will cum.

Picture related.

>>9679701

Too lewd for /jp/

Would 3D Custom Girl be a good investment?

>>9680676

Only if you have a gorillian dollars

>>9681156
The aforementioned en-nls has it for around 100 bucks. I'm mainly wondering if the onahole itself is good and whether the software is nice.

>>9677850
It's awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLV1R_j_gvk#t=1m17s

>>9677911
shit, better lube that up

>>9681209
Considering how nobody ever comments on it its probably just not very memorable to post about. A great fap is always something to brag about after all

>>9681389
That makes sense. Still, you'd think being able to fuck one's waifu would be memorable.

Heads up for all European Anons:
Omochadreams (who are usually horribly expensive) have added a 10€ onahole to their shop.

So if you just want to try it before you buy something more expensive, this is probably the cheapest way
https://www.omochadreams.de/artikel_en.php?art=F000297


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So, regarding the Succubus/Lilith/Venus(but those seem to be too expensive)
Does anyone have any experience with the different variants/textures?

>>9682004
Succubus bumpy road normal : gentle on the dick, loose, stimulating, durable, easy to wash. I initially looked for something that would be gentle on my dick, and it just feels like you're fucking a marshmallow. One of my best buy so far, and I'd push it as far as to say it's a must have.

Lilith spiral wave soft : very stimulating on the head, (I had to take short breaks on the first use; but no chafing), easy to wash, but there's a weakspot at the end of the tunnel and it's on the verge of being punctured by my dick. If it weren't for that it'd be the best buy ever, but the other tunnel structure seem to have a thicker bottom wall. Mindblowing orgasms, ease of use at a really affordable price; if it weren't for the bullshit prices of course.
I have yet to fix it with a soldering iron and see how it turns out.

Maybe that problem would have been avoided with a normal texture, this month's buy should've been a normal lilith uterus, but I'm unable to provide more information as it's been postponed.

By the way, the cheap ones you linked have been available there for over a year now. I'm afraid I have no information on those, as such hard textures are quite unfit for my dick.

To be honest, the ``wet meiki monster wakefulness'' is a good buy if you don't mind the look;

>>9681364
I had forgotten about that one; I guess I won't get to eat much this month either.

>>9682494
are the "Normal" versions generally more durable than the "Soft" ones?

>>9682501
I'd say so, but then again, the model were different so I can't tell for sure.

Who cares if we have two threads up for the same topic right, the catalog/archive is for losers. Epic win /b/ros.

>>9682641
Oh not you again.
You should realise that there's a line between trying to protect your board and just being a whining cunt.

>>9682652
Shut your dirty crossboarder mouth when /jp/ is talking.

>>9682656
Well at least now I realise it's just one person being this aggressively cuntish for no reason.

Take it easy.

>>9682673
There's plenty of reason for it.

>>9682674
Unjustified hostility is counter-productive.
You attack everything you don't like.

>>9682682
This is hardly unjustified. Either do things how they're supposed to be done on a board or don't post at all. If you do stupid shit, I (and hopefully/evidently others) will tell you to stop and if you learn from it, then that's good. If you don't, I will remind you again.

Your "I'm a self entitled little shit and I don't give a fuck about board customs" mindset is really not welcome here.
"Lurking" before posting really seems to be a thing of the past, now people just click on a new board and start vomiting their garbage right away. For shame.

>>9682688
You don't seem to grasp the nub of the issue- your hostility is great, but it's misdirected.
You've grown overly paranoid, seeing every slight as a threat on your homeworld, the slightest infraction, real or imagined, is grounds for immediate level 10 hostility. Everything you don't like is garbage, everything you can't stand is vomit, everything that isn't exactly to your exact tastes and not exactly like you want it in this board or any other is wrong, and must be shouted at until it goes away. Everything else is wrong, no other views are correct.

And I can tell what you're thinking as you're reading this
"If this is your argument, go back to /abv/, crossboarder scum"
Because I'm the enemy, right.

>>9682703
No, I think you shouldn't be abusing spoiler tags.

To actually respond to your post:
I'm a big fan of the slippery slope argument and I think it holds true in almost every case. If you're lenient even with small things, people will just abuse it. If you don't say anything, new people will take it for normal and do the same later on.

Captcha ate my post.

>>9682494
Postponed until when?
If it's not too long, I might wait until you review it.

would you recommend using an onahole without lube?

>>9684002
You could try it, but it would probably be painful

>>9684002
No. Lube is cheap as hell too and lasts for a while.

Ordered my Secret Twin Tales the other day. Really looking forward to it.

>>9683098
Probably next month if I don't have any bad surprise.

>>9684002
You can use spit in some cases, but it dries out way faster than lube and also, spit contains enzyms and shit that would make your skin more fragile. Think of chapped lips, you wouldn't want a chapped dick now, would you ?
Also lube lasts for a long time, evenmoreso if you dilute it, its thickness should be adapted to the onahole you're using and your preferences anyway.

>>9684045
Just used mine.
Fuckin great.

>>9684002
Just use conditioner, its even better than lube.

To some unfortunate fuck that has had access to both a real vagina and an onahole, how do they compare?

>>9684067
Not again this fucking question.....

>>9684061
NLS got my last onahole to me in seven days from the order date, but I still haven't gotten the shipment notice even though they responded to my comment and took the order of the page already. Really can't wait to fap to some lewd Akazawa RED lolis with it.

>>9684067
Onaholes are made to feel good, real pussies aren't

>>9684045
Mine is apparently sitting at customs right now. I just pray they actually followed my instructions on destroying the outer box.

Also, USPS tracking is dogshit.

>>9684166
> I just pray they actually followed my instructions on destroying the outer box.

>destroying the outer box

I don't think thats enough. It also comes with cards as well I think... Although I might be paranoid in choosing to omit that in my order... I hope to shit and back though that they did follow my instruction at least.

I'm too young to go to jail

German anon who posted a few threads ago here

My package finally arrived today, after some interesting dalays with customs (Seriously, look at that tracking info)

Had to pay the taxes as expected, but it seems like they didn't mind the loli too much otherwise

>>9685810
Are you Canadian?

>>9686172

'Murrikkan

>>9686166
>Seriously, look at that tracking info
wait, wat? it was delivered and then sent back to the customs?

>>9685810
Cards? Oh God, what. I doubt they destroyed the box anyway. I asked them to do that with my last purchase and they didn't. This shit sitting at ISC for days is bothering me, though. I've seen other packages from more dubious countries than Japan processed in a day. The black vans are probably on their way.

>>9686188
That first delivery was to the local customs office (which actually is neither in Stuttgart nor Frankfurt) and that's probably an official there or something.
Then I got a letter that they wanted an invoice/paypal printout/whatever for the taxes and that I could either pick it up there or send it to them and pay the taxes to the mailman.

I usually just go there and get the packages (it's no big deal for videogames), but i really didn't want to open a package with onaholes in person, so i just sent the documents in....so it seems like they sent it back to Frankfurt, did the customs stuff there and then delivered it again.

Can you turn the secret twins onaholes inside out for cleaning, or would that destroy the opening?

>>9686422
>or would that destroy the opening?
yes

>>9686480
So would you have to use some sort of waterjet to clean it?

>>9686494
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fr1EPQllLOo

>>9686500
Thanks. That was very informational

how much does shipping from nls cost to the US? Also do they combine it all in one box and send it?

>>9686570
why dont you just check on the site
just click on the stuff you want to buy and then select the delivery option and it will show you the cost

>>9678432
You just need to take care of the condoms better.

After each use of them, wash them out and store them in a gel.
Don't get some flimsy piece of shit either. A good quality one will last you for a long time.

>>9686570

DHL shipping from there cost me around like 40 bucks

>>9686736
What's the point of using them in the first place?

>>9687428
Because you have a latex fetish? Because it feels nice?

It is basically an extremely cheap onahole if you get a nice average-ish one that isn't some brand label shit with the price of a car. (exaggeration)
And if you want to go further, throw some rubber band or a few around it for more of a tightness to it.

Yeah, not going to beat an onahole any time soon, but you can buy a condom pretty much in any store pretty easily and it will last for a while.

>>9687573
The guy was talking about using condoms in onaholes and it doesn't feel "nice", why would it even? The fetish thing I can understand.

>>9687575
Oh apologies, misread that part.

Personally I have found it quite nice.

In fact, one thing I have even done with holes is lubed up penis, put on a soft-ish plastic food bag, but which is still quite crinkly and noisy, then lubed that and used the hole.
The plastic is rough enough to give a good feel against the penis, but not soft enough to make it feel as if it isn't there, and potentially rip too.

I just unpacked the Meiki Monster onahole that was recommended here.
It's *really* soft, probably the softest one I've had so far.

I'll use it later today and report back

>>9683098
Actually, I just bought it since I recieved some money today.

>>9687798
It is indeed a soft one, with a gentle texture, yet tight; it's fairly resilient too, perfect for daily use. I was afraid at first since the bottom end seemed to overstretch, but it can take a dick just fine.

noo, the board ate my reply ;_;

anyway, >>9687798 here
>>9688845
> it's fairly resilient too
It is? The end definitely seemed weak, and the outer walls also felt quite thin, but maybe that's just because of how soft (and stretchable) it is?

I actually liked the monster design, because having an irregular texture on the outside feels nicer than a smooth surface...you don't have to look at it if you don't want to.

It is quite tight, but since it's so soft, the stimulation isn't that strong, so you can take it easy and last a while.

Also, since it's so stretchable, cleaning it was easy, which is always nice.

So in summary, a nice onahole if you want to take it slowly, but I am kind of concerned about the durability of that thing
>>9688845
>Actually, I just bought it since I recieved some money today.
Keep us updated

anyone have the poorfag home made onahole image

>>9689002
...Is that thing near the upper right supposed to be an Onahole or a BETA?

>>9689381

Looks like a fleshtone turd

>>9689002
>it is? The end definitely seemed weak, and the outer walls also felt quite thin
Yeah, I felt that way upon first use too, but then I stretched the thin area twice as much as my dick does and it whistood it; and twice the runing condition is how they test shit in industry.

>having an irregular texture on the outside feels nicer than a smooth surface
Yeah, the thickness of the onahole is non linear and in return, the tightness varies; it's definitely ingenious.

>Also, since it's so stretchable, cleaning it was easy, which is always nice.
I just tried flipping it inside out, I was actually hesitant because I quite like that one to be honest, but it went just fine. I'm not sure about repeated inside-out flippings, so if you don't feel like taking risks I'd advise prudence.

>Keep us updated
Without fail.

ne ne /jp/

Prostate massager or Onahole? Which one is preferable in your opinion to make a purchase on?

>>9692255
I'd go with the latter because that one is guaranteed pleasure.

I just received my first Onahole a Scarlet Twin Tales Kana and y'know i'm not seeing the appeal behind these things. As its not very...Tight. A condom feels more pleasurable and hugs more of my dick than it does honestly speaking.

It feels -very- fucking nice on my hands though. Its all nice and smooth and shit. If I didn't know better i'd say its meant to eroticate me through my hands.

>>9694692
I'm quite large so it squeezes me pretty tight(The first 2 times I used it I had trouble coming, it felt like it was holding it in). But yeah, I just finger it all the time, rubbing your fingers all inside it, playing with it, kissing and licking it, etc. are all very satisfying to me.

how are those <$10 onaholes from nls?

Anyone got some good cheap ones to recomend or do I have to fork $40 + shipping for a decent one?

>>9677911
I tried this shit and it was worse than my hand.

>>9694937
Try put the thing inside some socks as well to tighten it up a little.

That is the best part about this thing, it is capable of being changed very easily from loose to tight as anus, or tighter.

>>9694692
Sounds like you might have used too much lube.

>>9695585
Not him but what how much would you recommend on a Kana. I have around 5 different onaholes and my kana doesn't really see any action anymore because it just feels too flimsy and I feel like ill rip it if I try to force it.
On a related note does anyone have any tight/firm onaholes they recommend? I bought http://en-nls.com/disp_product.php?pid=17274&c2=12001116 on a whim based on some reviews and it was well worth it and quickly became one of my favorites.

>>9686182
It's...uh...legal, y'know?

>>9695620
This one is extremely tight
http://www.onaho.net/muzigen/turupeta_nyu.html
if you let go, your dick will be pushed out.

But i didn't like it that much because its quite hard, and i prefer the softer ones

>>9695620
http://www.onaho.net/muzigen/tyonikusyokukei_mai.html

This one is pretty tight. Like above, it pushes your dick out if you take your hands off.

>>9677503
>asian-sized penises
Is there really that big of a difference? I always assumed it would be negligible, if not a stereotype entirely.

>>9695877
I am black and my onahole is 14cm in length with the hole being no larger than an American dime, while my penis is 18cm with 14cm circumference. I've had no problems with this one. My previous onahole was 18cm, and I enjoy the smaller ones.

>>9695909
Is that one of the small ones the other poster was talking about? I imagine as long as they're soft enough any size actually works. However, does it bother you not being able to hilt your ona?

>>9696003
I use the one in >>9695678 and some transfer student one that I don't really care for (www.e-nls.com/pict1-26860), but that's more due to the former feeling so good that there's really no need to reach for the less pleasurable one.

As for not being able to entirely enter the ones I have, well, I didn't enjoy the feeling of being completely buried inside an onahole as much as I thought. My last one was about the same length as I am, and it just seemed boring and clumsy to use in comparison to the one I use now. It's not like I can't completely enter one of the ones I have now either; all these onaholes stretch quite a lot so even the smaller ones I have can fully accomodate me.

With the one I use now, I more often than not fantasize about it being a loli because of how tight it is and how it pushes outwards. To go with the fantasy, I mostly go slow with it, but that's not to say it can't take a bit of jackhammering. I think going slower feels a lot better, anyway.

>>9695585
>Too much lube

I didn't think that was possible. I just used like a drops worth on my dick and probably 2 jelly beans worth on the toy.

I think i'll try some of the tighter ones mentioned in this thread eventually though...Like this one

>>9696063

d...doshio...Its so big...and and...hard looking...it might be the one for me...How much is it?

does anyone have a succubus and which version? how is it?
i'm thinking of getting the 2d wavy ripple

>Page 9

Don't die, onahole-thread

>>9696063
is that made out of marble

Oh hai :3

>>9700888
Boobs too big.

>>9696063
Imagine living in a house made out of these.

>>9700888
Do you have to post that every time?

My balls can't take it easy with Lain in this thread. She scares me.

>>9700922
It will be FUCKING great.

>>9677056
Thanks for getting my expectations so high. I'll surely not enjoy it.

>>9684045
>Secret Twin Tales
What is that?

>>9701635
two popular loli onaholes

>>9701744

I like how this picture made me realize that the only way to tell a Kana from a Sana is the prominent vagina bones.

Damn it.... I really just need to man up and order a few of these.

>>9701819
And the personalities!
Kana is a slut whos asking for it.
Sana is afraid of sekusu, but will certainly warm up to it once she gets going.

>>9701902

>>9701891

>a few

I couldn't even bring myself to buy more than 1 because of how hard els raped me on shipping.

>>9701942

Me neither. But then I remind myself that I've spent $300 on keyboards in the past couple of years, so maybe I should just do it.

>>9701948
>I've spent $300 on keyboards in the past couple of years
how many fucking keyboards do you need

>>9701954

That was only two.
The first was a Filco with blues but then I found that irritating for STGs, so I got another Filco with reds a couple of months ago.

>>9676891
No, but I will now.

Secret Twin Tales is ice, but it's soft and not very tight.

This onahole is the tightest one you can buy:
http://en-nls.com/pict1-28466?c2=12001012
confirmed by myself and reviews.

>>9702053
tightest does not necessarily equal best

>>9702062
I imagine that some of us are circumsized so natural tightness is all we kinda have Anon. Its fine if the materials feel kimochii and shit but we gotta be able to properly feel something from it dammit. Otherwise its just like sticking your dick into a plastic bag that makes a SCHLUP SCHLUP sound.

What are some good anal holes?

>>9702080
I'd like to know as well, any personal favs like with this anon>>9702053 from en-nls? Also any tips on buying one overseas to states, like mentioning in the special instructions to remove the box when ordering one to have less BS from customs or something from that regard

>>9702053
Thats a fine hole, I'm ordering that next.

>>9702129
Nobody has ever gotten in trouble for an onahole.
I order them to the states all the time.

>>9702147
oh ok, I got worried from reading these
>>9685810
>>9684166

>>9700888
Why does she have a penis?

>>9702053
That looks fucking tiny. As in made for 4" peckers.

how discreet are the packages from j-list?

I ordered an onahole but I'm almost too scared to go pick it up at the post office because it's almost certainly too big and that means I have to ask for someone to give it to me...

>>9702195
Since it's coming from abroad, it'll have a description of it on the package.
Worst it'll say is rubber toy.

>>9702195
You should return it.

>>9702195
I'm sure every employee knows exactly what is in which box because everyone that works at a postal office has x-ray vision.

Why aren't onaholes as big as dildos or other tools you can find in your local store? I'd assume there'd be great demand for tool-assisted masturbation.

>>9702218
Because social stigma. Men who buy sex toys are hopeless virgins who can't get laid, but women who buy sex toys are empowered, enlightened, and members of the 21st century.

How advanced are current onaholes and other male masturbation tools? You'd think there's a lot more possibilities in the field of penile pleasure than just sticking it in a pleasing hole.

>>9702214
wow is that really true

>>9702231
like what

>>9702231
i saw a video of some automated masturbation machine and it looked like sticking your dick in a blender

>>9702231
In Japan, they're pretty much the most sophisticated technology on that side of the planet.

automated toys are still in the stone age, I'm afraid. Still you could always get a fucksaw and stick an onahole on it.

>>9702230
Of course. Do you think they would employ them if they didn't?

>>9702231
Take two oscillating belt sanders, stack one atop the other, turn them on, and stick your dick in. Lube is optional.

>>9702294
>belt sanders

>lube is optional

>>9702328
You just need to scream really loud and it doesn't hurt anymore.

Anyone considering entering the masturbation aid market, do not even consider Fleshlights.

I had never before smashed a possession out of sheer hate, but the Fleshlight broke that status.

>>9702360
How come?

>>9702408

The are noisy - the suction cap makes a ridiculous squeaking noise, it also rattles. Taking it off reduces the efficacy to near-zero.

They are impossible to clean - running water through it, like suggested, does nothing. Soaking it does very little. Cleaning it with alcohol, as suggested, is expensive and barely effective. If you turn it inside out, it will break. It will smell strongly of ejaculate after 1 month as it permeates into the material.

They don't provide particularly intense stimulation and ejaculating inside them feels somewhat uncomfortable.

They can't actually be warmed up to anywhere near body temperature without leaving them in continually boiling water for 20 minutes. They also cool off very quickly. If you don't dry it fully, it will feel cold due to the evaporation.

They require a very precise amount of lubrication, too little and it will burn you, too much and you'll feel nothing. You have to reapply very often as the water based lubricant evaporates within about a minute.

>>9702458
That sounds awful
thank god for tenga

just ordered 160 euros worth of onaholes

>>9700922

I know everyone and their dog wants to buy Secret Twin Tales and its posted in almost every thread, but has there been any other onahole you have bought recently that you have enjoyed? I'm trying expand and get some variety beyond my kana and r17 evo.

>>9702531

>>9702519

Call the cops. I don't give a fuck.

>>9702578

What do you do when they cut the electricity?

>>9702591

Fap using imagination.

>>9702564
Thats the point. Every thread feels like some twin tales advertisement gone wrong mixed with people freaking out about customs stealing their loli pleasure hole. Rarely do you get opinions out of the "Big 3" of onaholes.

>>9702600
That only started recently though. Suddenly everyone was ordering and commending the twin tales. Really weird.

>>9702600
Very well then, I can recommend this one if you're looking for a pretty cheap hole. I bought this one about 2 years ago and it's still in a pristine state.

It has both anal and vaginal holes so that's a plus, the material is quite hard so it offers a lot of stimulation.

If I had to pick something negative about it's that since it has holes on both sides cumming inside can lead to your love juices emerging on the other side.

I have the "Misaka" one, but they're probably very similar.

Link: http://en-nls.com/pict1-26360?c2=12001012

>>9702600
I wonder if we could get nls to give us some kind of /jp/ exclusive discount code. I bet all these threads gave them a lot of sales.

>>9702705
http://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/thread/S27447184#p27447443

Not a big secret that people are advertising things on 4chan.

I just have this. It's not gloriously Japanese, but at least it can fit a larger than average dick and still feel good.

And it looks relatively obscure.

It's called the Tracey Cox Supersex Sensation Stroker. It's not that expensive. Haven't used it in quite a while though because I live in an apartment with other people and I can't really take my time to clean/dry it properly like I used to.

I've noticed that I don't last very long in my onaholes. If a vagina feels better, I'm probably screwed at my first fuck if it happens.

On the other hand, if these are better than real vaginas, then I can practice up and be quite ready for any unthinkable events.

>>9702870
Are you rubbing it around your tip or are you jacking off all the way? I feel like I last a lot longer when I do it all the way instead of just "massaging" the glans.

>>9702870
You're screwed regardless. Since unless you know what your doing or shes already had some pre game, your going to spend at least 10~20 minutes just to get her off. Your not going to come at the same time like in your doujins

Has anyone ever used a Kong (dog toy) as a sex toy? They look very lewd and multifunctional.

>>9702870
You're screwed regardless. Since unless you know what your doing or shes already had some pre game, your going to spend at least 10~20 minutes just to get her off. Your not going to come at the same time like in your doujins

If i order the secret twin tails how v& will i get i just moved to Aus and i've heard they are quite strict.

>>9702908
I would not want to put that thing up my ass.

>>9702928
If you can get heroin into Australia I'm sure you can get a stupid sex toy into it.

>>9702933
It comes in different sizes, and it has a hole on the bottom end to stick ``dog treats'' in. Unfortunately, the hole size and overall size don't really match up well.

>>9702908
I don't see how that would even work. The inside is too big for a dick except the part that's too small and the outside is too big for any ordinary ass.

>>9702933
I live in aus and got my twin tails about two weeks ago. I don't like it though, Kana is very soft and loose. The best thing about it is watching your member enter that beautifully molded hole. Kana is also very short, you can't bottom out in it. IMO get something else, the 17 evolution mightnt look as good, but it's a much better fuck.

>>9703026

>Kana is very soft and loose

>very loose

Fucking slut

>>9703047
Don't worry, he might have a small penis.

>In a way you are a virgin

I won't want to hear that from her of all people

>>9703085
It pains me to acknowledge the probability. However it's loose even if I stick two fingers in and I've got rather large hands.

>>9702714
Google even admited this, indirectly recently. Not about 4chan specifically just that they indirectly control an army of people on the Internet to post on blogs and places like that.

And that thread was about a fucking google product.

GIYUS which is some Zionist propaganda group also posts on 4chan.

>>9703085

Obviously not him but considering how tiny the thing is out of the box...That'd be a hell of a miracle. Hell even with Manual squeezing it doesn't exactly grip my penis very well.

>>9702458
So I wasn't the only one!

Thought I was just going crazy.
Any idea what Tenga to buy?

/jp/ - Discuss

>>9702714
I knew a few game devs who advertise their games on /v/. Apparently it's really effective.

>>9704496
>game devs
You mean "RAT/Trojan" authors? Because I was bitching about that at the staff back when they banned people for complaining about real problems.

Real problems, meaning, like, the tons of idiot children downloading porn shareware off 4chan and just running it like it was no big deal, and, like, starting thread after thread after thread about it on /a/ because their "game" was "anime related."

Actually, sticky on /v/ or no, they still do ban for that! In b4 I get banned, lol!

whee

>>9704496
It's funny because there's a Recettear thread up right now.

>>9702638
>That only started recently though.

No it didn't. The Twin Tales have been recommended for a damn long time, and they've been the #1 search on en-nls for months. I think more people are ordering them and then recommending them, but it's not like this was some unknown item that just appeared.

>>9704530
oh god that was horrible, remember that? Three boards. Three. /a/, /v/, and /jp/. 24/7
Hope it was worth totally alienating me, because otherwise I would have bought & paid for it.

>>9702231
give evolution some time; it's coming. http://www.e-nls.com/pict1-31958?c2=new
>>9704537
Pretty much.


Am I the only one looking forward to magic eyes' new product? It's appealing, but I don't have much money.
http://en-nls.com/pict1-32178

It looks really promising, seeing how the company has improved. By the way, does anyone own this one : http://en-nls.com/pict1-31187; the review all

And for those looking for some recomendation, puni virgin seems to be a good one, some anon mentioned it two threads earlier iirc.
http://en-nls.com/pict1-31833
Here it is, it's not listed in toys heart products on their english site for some reason. It's the new version of the ubu virgin.

My lilith uterus should arrive today, and so would its review.

>>9705035
>the review all
The review are all spread and don't seem to corroborate a define opinion; is what I meant to type, derp.

>>9705035
>give evolution some time; it's coming. http://www.e-nls.com/pict1-31958?c2=new

What the HELL is that thing? I can't read runes for shit, so it just looks like one of those things people who run in marathons use to drink water. Except with instructions to stick your dick in it.

>>9705644
i assume it sucks your cock, dude

>>9705035
>http://en-nls.com/disp_product.php?pid=31187
The inside material looks almost identical as the 17evo line with the same general premise with the hard numb indent. I'm not a fan of that material as its tight and hard but doesn't feel as good as other firm materials.
The new magic eyes looks interesting but looks fragile and easy susceptible to ripping and at that price I'd rather wait for some more reviews/info.

Regarding all of these ona holes: It's fucking suffering to have a 19cm+ dick. Tore my first one within a few uses. It also loosened up too much...

A recommendation for a larger, firm model with a realistic texture would be very well appreciated.

Also, can /jp/ show me some nightmare fuel ona holes that would disgust a regular mortal but would make a channer want to fuck it even more?

>>9706821
>Fleshlight Alien

I had to do a double-take to see if this was a real thing. Apparently, it is.

Also
>being 19cm+ is suffering
God damn, son.

>>9700888
I wish for a bigger version of this.

Instead I modded a Love Body Aki with support inside for a heavier body and made a fake penis that isn't entirely comfortable.
I intend on making it squirt eventually, as well as be internal.

>>9706859

Really want to to buy one but sucks to be in Canada.

>>9706859

Yeah, but I want one with a realistic texture that isn't as cumbersome as a fleshlight.

http://en-nls.com/pict2-27467-9999?c2=12001214
Something like this texture.

And you wouldn't understand. It's not even the length that is my problem, but more my girth (~16,5cm). Not that I want to dickwave, but just saying it so you understand it a bit better.

I'm still a technical virgin because I couldn't just j-j-j-jam it in the one chance I got.;__;
And my general spaghetti and lack of interest in most 3DPD girls doesn't help either. It's not even THAT big...

With onaholes it's a bigger bother. They do stretch, but they get loose fast or your dick comes out on the other side, making it tear a bit faster than it should. And they are not that sturdy to begin with. And the ones with closed holes are disgusting to clean.

>>9707053
How about the Kashin 5 or 6?
http://en-nls.com/quickview.php?pid=14010&c2=12001019
http://en-nls.com/quickview.php?pid=14651&c2=12001019

>>9707053
>technical virgin
>;__;
>spaghetti
>3DPD
>disgusting to clean

maybe you should've just been born a girl

>>9707053
>>9707098
Maybe you just both just go back to /a/v/.

>>9707109
fuck you

Is there an universal penis size/hole tightness scale for onaholes? I can't seem to find easily comparable information for this between different holes.

>>9707125
Tenga has a penis "fitting" thing. It's hilarious but also kinda useful. Also, has that spaghetti meme guy above tried a U.S. Tenga?

http://www.tenga-global.com/fitting/

>>9707133
They couldn't find a product for me for some reason.

>>9707091
I'll definitely look into these. They sound interesting. I usually trust TUV checked stuff not to break after years of abuse.

>>9707133
Nope, nothing for me either. And I didn't try a Tenga yet, because I heard that even the US versions were too tight.

>>9707169
omochadreams has better descriptions for the kahin onaholes, but horrible prices

I think I'm going to buy an onahole next week.
However, I'm looking through en-nls and there's are so many different onaholes with high ratings. Is there such thing as Anon's first onahole?(pref not loli sadly, as I'm an ausfag) A good allrounder that doesn't cost $70+?

I'd buy anything willy nilly but money doesn't come my way very easily.
18.1cm in length, 5.5cm in width if that matters all

>>9707212
Asian onaholes with that length are going to be tough. I think you could easily bottom out a fliphole with that.

>>9707214
Is it possible to just massage the tip with an onahole, or do you need to envelope your whole member for it to be of any use?

>>9707214
19cm+ guy here:

Fuck. There is no real hope then...

Western onaholes are either way to expensive, or don't have the texture I want. And then there is the shit China quality that persists with every toy...

>>9707224
have you tried the seventeen
http://en-nls.com/pict1-2823?c2=12001110
it should be long enough, dunno about the thickness

>>9707222
Well yeah but I don't particularly like that. I've wrote it once already but it makes you cum way faster than if you do it all the way.

>>9707222

Just the tip and most of the shaft is more than fine and will feel nice. Especially if you are still uncircumcised, I think.

But my most "favourite" spot is my base between the balls, so it works, but it misses that extra bit of feel good stimulation.

>>9707232
All of the above apply to me.
That combo'd with >>9707228 might just work for my first onahole.
I'll browse around a little more and see what else I find.

I'll get back to browsing, thanks for help.

>>9707228
I'll look into this one.

Do you know any more like this with a better texture?

i will be getting my dick sucked in a few days. how do i prepare myself?

>>9707657
a liberal application of icy hot

>>9707611
Nvm, found this. It fits the bill exactly.

http://en-nls.com/pict1-18902?c2=9999

They texture looks like it would almost feel the same like the insides of a real girl.

From what I can understand from the engrish, it's an co-op design and an improvement on the seventeen. I heard good things about it, so I hope it holds true.

Any experiences with the Seventeen or this?

what shipping method uses omochadreams.de for eu

>>9707709
I think it's DHL

>>9707711
DHL Paket International?

>>9707709
>>9707711
i ordered something there a couple days ago and i can confirm that it's DHL

Forgot to clean my man juice out of the old onahole and then this happened. What is that you might ask? Well that there gentlemen is 3 cockroach eggs that used my onahole as an incubator. It's unfortunate but it seems that they did not make it past that stage.

Thus I would like everyone to have a moment of silence for what would have been my children.

>>9708118
RIP in peace

>>9708118
Another thing from you guys to be paranoid about. You should move somewhere without cockroaches, and keep your living quarters clean.

Also I wouldn't be too sure of yourself, I'm pretty sure many types of insect eggs can remain ( like delaying hatching in unfavorable weather for instance ) for a long a period of time before hatching. Get those away from your living place, and bug proof everything, ASAP!

>>9707224
I'm also over 19cm (around 7.75') and I can bottom out in the twin tales Kana. They're quite stretchy. With a large girth and length, it wears faster though, I have a small tear on my entrance and it's a bit looser than when I first got it. After I insert myself in it, it's almost twice as wide as it originally was, which looks kind of strange with the loli body shape design.

>>9708162
I saw one cockroach one time a couple days ago and I'm still paranoid about them. I feel like they're crawling in my walls, waiting to make their move.

>>9708433
I think the small entrance stretching so much to wrap tightly around the penis looks really arousing.

>>9708440
It is pretty awesome to watch it along with the hips and stomach expand to accommodating your member. If it was a real little loli there would be a little blood and you would ask if she is okay and wants to stop and she would tell you no, it's great and she loves you and to continue.

>>9708585
>the hips and stomach expand
>a little blood
you mean a lot of blood and broken bones followed by death

>>9708607
Will you really break a loli's bones if you have sex with her?

>>9708646
Depends, it takes some years before the female body can actually bear children, trying to use it before that time can seriously damage her.

>>9708650
Forget the birth part. Will she die with her bones broken just because I put my penis inside of her?

>>9708646
>>9708650
>>9708661
Geez, with the size of the onahole, the Kana would be a newborn. If it was a real loli there wouldn't be any expansion as she would be much larger. You couldn't break a bone boning a yung'un, their bones are actually much more flexible and less rigid than an adults.

>>9708118
Wait, a mother cockroach actually made it into your onahole, all the way to what I assume is the deep end, to lay her eggs? Just what kind of circumstances do you live under for something like that to happen?

>>9708748
Well he said he didn't clean it, so the cockroach just used his semen.

>>9707222
Unfortunately, hilting it is what feels best.

>>9707716
DHL International Parcel, that's what it reads. For some reason they switch over to local post service once they reach border, but that might not be your case.

>>9707228
I personally would not recomend the seventeen, it guzzles down too much lube and was too rough on my dick; throw mine away a long time ago, never looked back.

>>9708118
Usually, after 12 hours, the stench is too strong for me not to wash my onahole, even if I'm feeling especially lazy. There are things one simply shouldn't neglect, and this is one of them.

>>9707224
I personally would recomend kashin ver.3 and succubus bumpy road as a happy owner.
I don't know about other versions, but you cand find info on onaho.net and other various website.

Kashin is harder and more resilient, while still stretchy, and the succubus is really soft, like marshmallow soft, and really stretchy.

I wouldn't recomend the Lilith, given your lengh; I should still be around 18cm, and I've almost punctured the bottom end.

Though, from what I gathered, the spiral wave seems to have the thinner bottom end out of all 3 versions, the uterus version that should have arrived yesterday is still on its way. Will review once delivery mens stop fucking with me.

As for your inquiry about a ``lol xD nightmare fuel le e/b/in'' onahole, there's http://en-nls.com/pict1-30929 which would fit the description. I was worried about its durability at first, but it can take the dick just fine.

Well, Finally recieved my Lilith uterus normal texutre.
It seems that omocha dream values packaging, I got more than the usual spider booklet and sticker; I guess that's part of where the extra money goes. One guide about onahole and a booklet about tomax products. Too bad it's all in german, the onahole booklet could've been interesting.

It's a really nice onahole, every inch of the tunnel feels nice so wether you go for small thrust or long ones, both are enjoyable. The way that uterus thingy at the end of the tunnel clamps on your dick is really nifty.

One thing that hit me is that it's harder than the normal texture succubus, maybe because it's bulkier; the soft lilith is closer to the normal succubus, albeit a bit softer.
Also, it's less sticky than the soft lilith or normal succubus (which really feels sticky).

Also, something that is worth noting, is that the first third of the tunnel is really tight, and that might pose problem in some cases, as it may be too tight.

There doesn't seem to be any durability issues, as opposed to the soft texture spiral wave.

All in all, I'd say it's what the seventeen wanted to be and what it should have been.

While it's softer than the kashin, it's also bulkier, it evens it out; so it's not really a soft onahole like the succubus serie was, or like the secret twin tale is. Well, unless you order the soft texture I guess; which should be fine regarding durability.

>>9710776
>Too bad it's all in german, the onahole booklet could've been interesting.
Post some pictures, and I'll translate it

>>9700888
Is the penis on that thing functional? Like if I cum in it will the toy send my semen up into its dick looking thing and squirt it out?

Cause that'd be hot

>>9710799
here are the two interesting looking pages.
http://www.mediafire.com/?gtzltqfvnso325o

It's only 8 pages long, but I doubt you feel like translating everything from crappy mobile phone pictures. If you really want to just say so.

Also, german humour and playmobile wizzard.

>>9710849
Some of the entries on the first page are available here
http://www.omochadreams.de/en/onaholes_faq.html

The ones that aren't, are the second and third entry:

The "Vacuum Pump"
Generally, you can squeeze the air out from all tunnel structures, but some masturbators have a large chamber at the end that acts as a pump. Simply squeeze out the air before and while entering. This causes a stimulating vaccum, similiar to oral sex, that tightly draws the onahole to your penis.

Horizontal Structure
This type offers a straight passage. The penis moves through a tunnel with a firm, but flexible diameter. It causes a moderate, but constant stimulation that is enhanced by the creases and nubs along the tunnel wall

>>9710900
The second page is the same as the cleaning instructions a bit further down.
The only thing that isn't translated is the first bold sentence on that page:

[You can turn it inside out...The materials are very durable] "You should still avoid leaving it inside out for longer than necessary, since prolonged stresses can cause tears"

>>9710900
>>9710913
Get out omocha devs.

Thanks for the info, though.

>>9708433
>twin tales Kana

This looks like the realistic texture I'm looking for. My only gripe is the packaging and the loli theme. But I remember the twin tails being very popular here.

But the things are only 15 cm long with like 10 cm of hole?

http://en-nls.com/pict2-26132-9999?c2=9999

More larger, firmer, realistically textured ona holes please!

>>9711007
>More larger, firmer, realistically textured ona holes please!
http://en-nls.com/pict1-20034?c2=9999
It's one clic away.

>>9711028
>http://en-nls.com/pict1-20034?c2=9999

>94.92

Not him but at that price it should turn into a fully formed fucking(literally) girlfriend. God damn that is a lot of dosh. The Kana is like half of that.

rate my purchase. I was about 12 shots of vodka in when I purchased them all. I always purchase things online when I drink a lot, I hope this time the $80 were worth it.

>>9711050
No anal stimulation? You're missing out.

>>9711050
If I were you, I'd order fewer and more expensive. Most of those are of lower quality from the reviews I've read. Though the Boku Ona is supposedly decent for its price.

Back to the condom fap discussion, I have it because I used to steal condoms from my dad's wallet and fapped with them when I was like 12. Shit left a so strong impression that condoms make me cum in like a minute so I can't even use them for the real shit

>>9711701
Try getting a ribbed/studded condom.
Turn it inside out & add some lube.

Instant cheap thrills.

>>9702908
I use these.