/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>9700266

Enjoy your last day of freedom, nerds.

I'm coming for your ass.

>>9700268
can I call you onee-sama

>>9700268
We'll see about that, faggot.

>>9700275
I'll let lick my feet at most.
That's all you virgin dweebs are good for.

>>9700283
It's already been decided, I have online customer support experience and I used all that shit to fill out a Janitor application so good that if I were to use it to actually get a job it would guarantee me entry in any place I would want.

I'm going to police you cretins like there's no tomorrow.

>>9700304
>>9700268
This is nothing like princess snow black, why are you so mean?

>>9700304
moot won't pick you. Keep dreaming, sucka.

RIP /jp/.
Soon, there will be no freedom, any small infractions will be silenced, we will be living in a police/nazi state and there is nothing anyone can do to prevent this.

>>9700310

Just look at this fucking try-hard.

Even Obama would give me a job if he saw my application, dweeb.

Start your prayers, after tomorrow the shitposting is mine to control and mine alone.

I'll save this piece of shit board.

>>9700312

Go away if you don't like that,it's not that hard

>>9700319
What if you get permabanned before that for shitposting, hypothetical situation of course.

>>9700319
A shitposter saving the board from shitposters? Ha.

>>9700323

I have proxies, you imbecile excuse for a turbonerd.

>>9700319
Obama would also give a child with downs syndrome a job. What's the difference between you and that child? The child would probably do a better job.

>>9700335

>>9700321
Look, they've already gotten to this guy. Very depressing.

If I earn the right to wear the maid's gown, I will do my best to help keep /jp/ clean and fun.

>>9700345
>If I earn the right to wear the maid's gown, I will do my best to help keep /jp/ clean and fun.

If only ZUN!bar was here...

>>9700312
I'll be impressed if /jp/ gets a janitor they don't drive insane.

So how many of you potential janitors are fags that will delete OC and MMO threads?

>>9700375
More like how many will delete blogshit?
I still cant believe how you guys allowed it to be written into the rule.

>>9700375

Depending on my daily mood, I'll delete anything that I won't like.

My rule is law, end of story, nerd.

>>9700400
Your gimmick has run its course sir, please excuse yourself from the board.

>>9700375
>>9700381

OC - no. That's hearty board elements and typically about /jp/ material
MMO - generally no. Japanese MMOs can stay. Korean and western cannot.
Blog - yes. No place on /jp/. There can be one hikki thread at a time as /q/ has asked for, but no more.

>>9700381
i can't believe it either

Whoever makes it should discriminate against the shitty /a/ and /v/ posters. It's not so much what they're posting about as how they post.

>>9700400

Can I fuck you?

>>9700400
>Janitors ARE NOT...Interpreters: Rules are to be enforced as written. Janitors enforce site policy only and personal motives should never influence deletion. They are objective, not subjective.

I'll give you an hour, maybe 2 hour tops.

>>9700428
I laugh how 4chan still doesn't understand janitors...

>>9700452
I clap how you don't think that this should be what an actual janitor should behave like. I understand people have biases, But they need to have some form of self control to overlook them.

Enjoy yet another AoC jerking himself off until they remove his powers because he ignored the whole "don't go abusing your power or bragging about it to everyone" thing.

>>9700487
>CURRY!butt

>>9700487
pls tell zunbar to come back

>>9700549
Aside one person who used to post very rarely on /a/, I talk to literally nobody from 4chan, let alone /jp/. You'd have better luck of doing that than me.

>>9700266

Who keeps making all these shitty images?

>>9700487
why do you keep coming back here after saying you won't ever come back and today is just a special case every time you do

Currybutt is tsundere for /jp/.

>implying moot won't just ignore all the /jp/ applications


lel who quote i??

If I was janitor, I'd delete this thread.

>>9700671
Same.

I put "I would delete all bullies and my friends are here" under why interested