/jp/ - Otaku Culture

They don't seem to be too different where I live. But I live in a nice neighborhood where nobody really parties like that and I can sleep through lawnmowers.

For me it's too loud here no matter which day it is.

I live in the countryside and the neighbors are all elderly people or quiet 50+ EETs. Weekends aren't any different from normal days, which are dead silent.

>>9696546
FalseNEET Kagushit

I love weekends because my parents buy me candy and whisky on saturdays.

>>9696614
I imagined a little girl saying that when I read that.

One of my parents is disabled, so I never really have the house to myself.

All my neighbors are silent grannies and there's no lawn nearby for lawnmowers to cut, so every day is the same for me.

NEET is no excuse for poor dental hygiene

>>9697026
True, brushing your teeth is very important, anon.

Is it me or does today feel slow and boring all over the internet?

>Parents want me to go to church with them.
>Gleam from their comments that they want to use prayer to get me to stop my NEET ways.

They're good hearted people, but oh so naive, it hurts.

眠い眠い眠い

>>9696630
What kind of disability? Maybe there could be sort kind of "accident", if you know what I mean.

>>9697469
Who are you quoting?

>>9697522
Your mother's penis.

>>9697532
Pics please.

I'm a journalist
My brother has been NEET for two years and spends most of his days playing Wii games

Why am I the one browsing /jp/?

>>9697538
Like a Travel Journalist, can you travel or is it all local?

I literally just got my mech keyboard with Reds and now I want to buy the Blue version. It's not that I don't like it I just want to try it.

>>9697549
I'm still in school, I'm not a "real" journalist. Apologies if I misled~

I still have to go around and talk to people and act all fake and cheery though.

Sometimes I wish I was streetNEET. I'd have all the fun of traveling and wandering around but I wouldn't have to talk with people and get into deep conversations where I have to drill into their heads and pry bits and pieces of information so I can write articles no one will read.

Why the hell did I choose politics as a career anyway. This is nothing like my bootleg chinese video games.

my neighbours have recently decided that every weekend they will have an excessively noisy barbeque that lasts all afternoon and then a party with music that lasts all night

I wouldn't mind if they invited me. not that i mind anyway. i would have said "no thanks"

My parents are throwing me out in 2 days. Its been fun.

>Depart USPS Sort Facility, CHICAGO, IL

I have been obsessively tracking a package from China for the past few days. I hope it gets here soon.

I have the opposite of OP.
Because behind my house is a workshop.
So weekends is the only days they don't make noise.

And my mum normally goes out on weekends to see my grandparents or something.

So weekends FTW

My house is surrounded by a decent amount of land, the neighbors are just far away enough to not bother me. The family on our west side is separated from us by a creek/woods, too.

Jack's uncle? You around?

I live on a farm. It's always quiet here except for the occasional cows mooing or dogs barking.

>>9703788
▼o・ェ・o▼

I like the weekends because it's the only time I get to be a NEET. When Monday rolls around the house is always quieter, but I don't get to enjoy it as much because I spend a lot of time at school or work.

>tfw not NEET anymore
At least now I'm like Clannadman messing with electricity and all

>>9703788
That sounds adorable. You never have to kill anything do you?

>>9697522
/r/atheism

>>9696546
>everyone is home,
I actually live alone. I love weekends.

>>9703869
Congratulations! You've officially graduated from this shithole and are now ready to become a normal. Your life will be prosperous indeed.

Go now, your future awaits!

>>9703627
I live in Chicago, too. Would you like to suck my cock, dude?

My sister is out of school now, so she's always here. Feels like HELL

>>9697469
>Parents pray for you to get a job
>You pray that you never have to work
What happen?

There are thousands of great pictures that can be used to represent NEET characters or a NEET lifestyle. I know it's petty, but stop using the same ones over and over goddamn.

I appear to have developed haemorrhoid problems, sitting has become very uncomfortable. How can I take it easy like this?

>>9703957

When you're in the shower, push the haemorrhoid back into your ass, beyond the sphincter, with your finger. Then, get an anti-hemmerhoid anal suppository and put one of those things in twice a day. The problem will be gone in no time. /jp/ - hemmerhoid culture.

>>9703950
Seconded. The terrible images are making me lose interest in these threads.

I'm making chicken wings tonight. Went to the store, bought the wings, came home, cut them, steamed them, chilled them, and they're in the oven now.

For the sauce I started with a roux and added hot sauce as the liquid, and then a bit more butter to loosen it up a bit more once it started becoming too thick. This way, the sauce stays nice and mixed with no oil spots and it's just thick enough to hopefully not soak into the wings too much.

I am really excited.

Lots of NEETs live on farms, huh? Maybe that explains why I want to go back to that so bad. (Being NEET, not living on the farm. Fuck the farm.)

I've always spited my parents for moving me to the middle of nowhere away from my friends when I was 14. It changed my life, for the worse in many ways. I'm working to getting back to a lifestyle that doesn't force me into situations where I'll be controlled by fear. I'm 25 now and I work at a few different hotels while trying to go back to college and working on investment plans and creative projects to supplement my income. Back to living with my parents while I pay off the car they co-signed for, since my credit wasn't good enough. I pretty much don't go out except for too and from work, and errands that I don't really have a choice to avoid or put off.

Every day I can see my father's disappointment as he looks at me. Well, most days. I don't want to be there anymore. I want to be a NEET on my own where no one can cast their eyes down at me and look on in disgust.

I can't take people's disgusted, downcast glances any longer.

>>9704278
Cool blog bro

I want to become a NEET. I hate college ;_;

>>9704351
oh sorry I thought that's what this thread was for

>>9704379
Thread is for NEET's
Which you are clearly not.
So please leave.

Does anyone know if taking a bullet to the head will hurt?

>>9704406
but I want to be a NEET again ;~;
and other non-NEETs have been posting.

>>9704438
It's fine. Most of us just pretend anyway.

>>9704406
There are no prerequisites towards posting in a thread.

>>9704434
If you fuck up and live? Yea, probably.

>>9704364
I'm not a fan of college either, but my dream is to get a place of my own and decorate it like pic related. Guess I can't be a NEET until I have the resources to build my dream cave.

>>9704474
That's kind of what I'm trying to do as well, hence the non-NEET status. I won't be NEET for true again until I can support myself on investments made during my tenure as a normal.

I'd drop off the grid if I could find a way to connect reliably to the internet.

Unfortunately, I'd probably have to either settle for Satellite internet or run my own FO cable god knows how many miles.

I spent the whole weekend in my smartphone on my bed

I probably slept like 80 % of the total time

And goddamn does it feel good

>>9704484
>>9704474
This is exactly what I intend to do as well. And until I make enough money to be totally NEET, I'll get a job with as much solitude as possible, like working in a lab.

>>9704438
Do you also go to fig threads and talk about how many figs you don't own?

>>9704517
But I own all the figs I want. Also I'm not an autist that can't stand some normal shitting up his /jp/ with aspirations of taking it easy.

>>9703957
circular cushion with a hole in the middle

>>9696546
are you me?

I was very productive last month, constantly looking up jobs on craigslist and finishing my resume. Then a hurricane hit and I had nothing to do for a while so I took it easy, but now its been two weeks and I can't stop taking it easy. I need to break this laziness.

>>9704495
>solitude

I already picked business as my major, so FUCK. Going to need to make sacrifices and learn to socialize at a competent level so I can make my dream cave a reality.

>>9704522
I'm just asking for a little common courtesy here.

>>9704543
Well, you're coming off as an asshole.

But then, so am I. My bad, I guess.

>>9704539
>「not picking Japanese as your major」
Why?

>>9704492
Why do you have a smartphone if you're NEET?

>>9696626
Thanks. That was the intent.

NEET THREAD

-EVERYONE IN SCHOOLAN

-EVERYONE HAS JOBSAN

NEET GENERAL - EET EDITION

NEETBROS, WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
VOTE HERE: http://poll.pollcode.com/jAu

>>9704562
His parents might be the ones paying for it, kinda like mine do.

My mother will pretty much send the army after me if I don't keep in touch.

>>9704562
they're actually pretty useful. I use mine and a remote access app to reduce its function to that of a wireless mouse/remote control while I'm using my laptop and leaning back in my chair.

What do you drive, NEETbros?

>>9704522
in this case, you are the normal. anyway, what is happiness? to most neet, it is a very simple thing. internet, food, shelter and a life with no commitment and no worries for work or assignment. You guys wanting more than this, just go be normal else where.

>>9704590
I made a poll too. please vote

>>9704599
your mother. with her consent of course, because she's a respectable lady, son

>>9704599
I don't know how to drive. Probably for the best, my incompetent ass would kill somebody first day on the road.

>>9704600
The only criteria needed to be NEET is to not be obligated to any sort of education, employment, or training.

>>9704602
You're not even my real dad FUCK OFF FAKE DAD

>>9704601
I forgot to link. how embarrasing
http://poll.pollcode.com/sd236t

>>9704599
My roller chair around my room.
In terms of a car a 71' Chevy.

>>9704605
Then why all the talk about school and job hunting?

>>9704605
we have our own definition of NEET.
go away please

>>9704605
Does being retired and having millions of dollars count?

As a NEET I've been trying to cultivate my skills, like drawing for example. The thing is that I can't bring myself to do anything. How do you manage to break free from lazyness?

>>9704599
Me and dad are fixing up an FC.

>>9704610
Of course I'm not your father, your mother doesn't love your father anymore. Every time I deliver your mail your mother is happy to see me.

>>9704474
>>9704484

You'll never be able to. Enjoy your half-bit life as a pseudo-normal.

>>9704619
3 hours of Japanese practice a day every day.

>>9704600
So now people who support their hobbies and buy things they enjoy are normals?

You're really taking the ~truNEET~ thing too seriously.

>>9704619
You don't.

>>9704632
>You're really taking the ~truNEET~ thing too seriously.
Uh oh. Here we go again.

>>9704619
embrace lazyness

>>9704640
Sorry. It seemed funny at the time. And to be honest, you really did look like a fag.

>>9704612
Because people want to talk about those things maybe?

See:>>9704462

>>9704599
I rollerblade where I need to go. One time somebody threw a half full coke can at me from a car window and yelled "FAG".

I still feel bad.

>>9704640
That was probably me, sorry anon. I was driving with my friends and they asked me why I was staring to intently at you, so I told them it was because you looked like a homo so I threw my soda at you.

You have a beautiful ass by the way.

>>9704640
Rollarblades?

What is this, the 90s?

>>9704612
New moderation reduced every blog thread into this.

>>9704641
Stop pretending be somebody who bullied me.

>>9704640
Why don't you have a more common type of transportation, like a bike?

>>9704640
I feel sort of bad for you.

>>9704632
No you dumb shit.this is a neet thread, not eet thread. go be eet else where. your job or education status has no bearing to the usual /jp/ discussion so you don't have to bring it up.

families and groups of friends tend to go outside on weekends so I have to stay home and I can't go for my daily run.

>>9704607
I'm a little upset by these results

>>9704687
hahahaha

>>9704607
I'm a NEET, but I'm a full-time college student too. Why kind of shitty poll is this that it doesn't even have that option?

I want to bully a NEET. Where do I find some truNEETs?

>>9704721
Just blog about your life right here.

>>9704721
in the mirror

whats the best NEET transportation? I was going to buy inline skates, but now i fell insecure

>>9704714
if troll pls go

if not troll pls go

tyvm ^___^

>>9704728
Delivery.

>>9704728
Bicycle.

>>9704721
Go bully this full retard here >>9704714

>>9704721
How can you troll someone who doesn't even care anymore what others think of them? Pay your taxes and shut up, motherfucker.

>>9704734
Okay.

>>9704714
Hey you you're a fag die in hell!!

>>9704739

I live near a night club or whatever these places where people go to dance to loud music. the bass is way too loud and they don't let me sleep until 2 or 3 in the morning.
I tried calling the police but they told me that I need to fill a complaint or something but they will probably ignore me.


>>9704714
you can make your own poll too

If I had the necessary skills I would leave and build myself a small log cabin deep in the woods where nobody could find me. I'd locate it next to a freshwater stream & maybe grow a small vegetable garden. For food I could take up fishing or learn to hunt small game, though I'd need to learn how to shoot first in order to do that. I'd probably turn into one of those crazy recluse hermits after a few years I suppose, but at least I would finally be at peace with myself. This world was not meant for introverts.
I kinda wish they'd actually taught me some actual useful skills in school like fishing, farming or plain just building things. 4 years of complete waste/

I'm bored guys.
Could do with a film to watch.
Any recommendations?

how do you guys deal with back pain

>>9704721
Bullying is not a joke, it is serious and can have harmful effects on the victim so it's never okay. Please don't do it.

>>9704759
"the pirates band of misfits"

>>9704766
I like it when people are mean to me. It's kind of a fetish

>>9704761
shiatsu massage

>>9704761
Always change the position in which you sit after a while. Maybe try stretches and drink milk.

>>9704756
How would you get the ammo for your gun, and how would you be able to hang out with your fellow NEETs online if you're in the woods?! That sounds scary...

>>9704759
A Serbian Film

>>9704766
Mediator, not the girl depicted in your pictures, but the poster. Do you love me?

>>9704756
>f I had the necessary skills I would leave and build myself a small log cabin deep in the woods where nobody could find me.

Not even your family??

>>9704767
>>9704775

Alright, will try them, thanks

>>9704777
You are a very nice person, and have all sorts of interesting qualities!!

>>9704766

>>9704759
cabin in the woods. don't like Hollywood, then watch Chinese cartoons. I highly recommend yuruyuri or taritari.

I hate weekends as well! My nephew comes over and I have to look after him often and he does not let me take it easy! He is only 4 years old and doesn't understand it.

>>9704807
Why don't you teach him to take it easy? When I was a child I used to play with a horizontal paper cutter and watch my onii-chan played Unreal Tournament right next to him on a small stool.

>>9704796
Like you are any better, onii-chan.

>>9704786
Of course I love you, silly! Do you love me back? I think if we try really hard we can fill /jp/ with smiles, but everyone has to try their hardest ok?

>>9704826
I know you've brought a smile to my face.

Also, what are some alternatives to food than ramen that's affordable and (hopefully) tastier?

>>9704795
you just remind me that I'm not a very nice person, so that makes you a bully.
congratulations

>>9704841
He was lying to you to begin with you fucking idiot. No need to try and outsmart him, you've already failed to grasp the point of the comment.

>>9704855
Please, verbally abuse me more, anon.

I wish I was a neet. 12 hour days and feeling exhausted and sore all the time sucks.

>>9704826
Jinrui is great and all, but I'm just going to give you a friendly reminder that using an avatar while posting is against global rule 13.

>>9704878
I hope you realize how disgusting I find this. I'd recommend suicide but I think it's a little too good for you.

I've got skin cancer.

Can you die of skin cancer? The doctor didn't act like it was a big deal and kind of rushed me out of the office.

Anyway, it sounds too expensive and hard to fight. I think I'll just die.

>>9704944
what kind of doctor does that?

Anyone here a NEET due to mental or psychological disability?

>>9704944
You should probably do something about that, being in financial ruin is better than being dead.

>>9704955
One who suspects that he isn't going to be paid, I guess. I have done that to him before (he ended up selling it to some debt collectors I think).

>>9704965
Does "Peter Pan" Syndrome count?

>>9704944
Unless you have melanoma it's hardly worth worrying about.

>>9704965
If you're including social anxiety then I imagine it's the majority.

>>9704973
Those are the worst kinds of doctors, it's a shame that so many of them only picked the profession because they thought they'd be paid really well.

>>9704965
does being dumb count?

>>9704971
I'd be really shocked if I could take out another loan for anything. I ran up my credit limits on all the major credit cards buying stupid crap, then proceeded to default on them. I have nothing to sell except semen-ruined dakimakura. I live with my parents, so I can't sell anything.

I guess if it starts hurting, I'll ask my parents for some money to buy heroin with or something.

>>9704984
That's good to know.

>>9704928
My second ban in a row expired 2 hours ago.. but I can't let the bullies win so I have to stand up for myself.

>>9704965
I have chronic laziness and I wouldn't do anything to change it.

time to blog about myself

I have a phone, the only person who ever even calls me is my dad just to bug me so every time it rings I assume it's him

recently I've kept getting phone calls from someone, luckily I never answer and I see it says number withheld on it

today I had been sleeping until around 9pm in the afternoon, I got a call that woke me up. Being tired I forgot to look and I picked it up thinking it was my dad bugging me for something again.

There was a man on the phone speaking in some weird language, it wasn't English. I had already said hello and he just started talking really fast, I panicked and hung up and turned my phone off, just a minute ago I finally turned it back on. I hope he stops calling me

>>9705027
I just don't want my friends to get banned ;_;

I have a lack of concentration and want to learn japanese. How do I obtain a subscription for adderall?

>>9705025
You sound like a fucking loser.

>>9705062
Just use meth.

>>9705043
That sounds scary.

>>9705043
It was the Sun Goddess, calling you back to your home in Nippon.

>>9705058
How insightful. Pray tell, how did you deduce that I was a loser? I thought that I had hidden it so well!

>>9705043
The phone isn't actually ringing. No one called you. It's all a hallucination.

>>9705043
I got anxious and uncomfortable reading this

>>9705043
ḑ̶̧͟͝o̴̢n̶̴̢̡'̨̕t̵ ͘͏̡ąń̛s̴҉̸͠w̴͟e̸҉̸ŗ̸̡͞ ̧͡y̨͢͡҉o̴̶̕ų̸́͢͠r͏̵́ ́̀p̡̕͜͏h̶̛͢o̡͢͝n̛̛͢͠e̛͘͜͞,̡̧͜͠ ̶̡́͠h̵͞ę̷̸̀͝ ̷̷͠͝͝į͏s̵̸̵ ̛̀́w̧̨͜a̢̕į̷t̵͟͝i̕̕̕ņ̴̶͡g̴̵҉̛ ̨́f͡͡҉̕͢o̢̢͟͏r̢͢ ̢͡҉y̷͟͜o̵͜͞u̸͟
̷̛͢h̴̸̕e̢͘ ͘͟͠͡҉ẃ̛i̵̛l̢̢͟ļ̵͘͜͜ ̶͘͟c͏̕͟͏ǫ̸͠͝m̵̴̛͠e͜ ̡̛҉̶͝i͘͟͜n̸͞͏̶̨ ͟͡t̷̶̷͡͝h̶̶͝é̛ ͢͠n̸̴͘i͠g̢͝h̨̧̛͟t̨҉̴́͜ ̨̧͜͠t̢͘ớ̸͞ ̸̶̵̧̕t͟͜҉á͘͞k̸̸̛e͘͜͞͡ ̢͜͡͝y̶̧̡̡͟o̷͝ừ̵̶̵ ̢͏h̵̵̢͘͟ó͢m̡͢͢ȩ̷ ͘̕͝
̷̡c̨̀͠҉h̡i̵̸l̢͞d̷̢̧̧͘ ̨̛́o̵̢͜f̸̵͘͟ ̵̨́͢͟m҉̸̴į̸s̸͜͟͠f̧̡͢ǫ͟҉̵́r̷̕͡t̸̴̀͡u̴͢͠n҉̶̀ę̡̕͠ ̴̵̨

I know it's a little late in the thread, but to everyone who had problems with noise, try out some foam earplugs. It made a huge difference for me when I had problems with leafblowers and schizophrenic neighbors.

We're low on food so I tried making a ration (We have a whole box of them in the kitchen for some reason)

I thought it might be productive to learn how to make these just in case my NEETness goes on difficult times (and I thought I would feel like Sam Fischer on a mission) but instead I started panicking when the ration was puffing and steam was coming out so I flushed it down the drain. That was a close one!

>>9705199
What the fuck is this `ration' to which you are referring? I know it's a word, but I still have no clue as to what you are talking about.

>>9705218
this, but put together in a bag and sealed, you cook it by putting it in boiling water for an hour, when you open it the contents are cooked and ready to eat in case of emergency

>>9705227
I've canned shit before, but I'll go through two cans of food a day. There is no way that would last me a week.

>>9705227

Can you take a picture from a further distance? That plate alone can't last for more than maybe a day or two...

>>9705769
It's meant to let you survive and not to fill your stomach completely.

>>9705769
>>9705243
actually this was a week's worth of food per adult

So I was going through my subdesuh downloads. And then there was the one called Hang Bang or something like that. The tags said anal and not rape so I tried it out.
There was no anal scenes. I don't even know how they could have thought so. She says stick it in my ass a lot but it clearly goes into her vagina every time. Although it was interesting that she had a fantasy of being forced. Does this really happen? I mean I like being forced and everything, but do people really dream about it? I've never had a dream like that. It was deleteable in the end. The shota one was good though.

>>9705788
Fucking autist, there's always someone like this. Even when it's proven a hoax "hurr my cousin was there this is exactly what the rations were"

>>9705798
some canned vegetables and fish wouldn't hurt in addition to that. I'm also sceptical that you'd need that much meat.

>>9705144
Lies. No-one cares about me. Not even the night terrors.

I saw smiledog posted once and the post claimed it will visit me every night. It didn't show up even once. I stayed up until 4AM each night for a week. It didn't even visit in my dreams.

>>9704839
You should go and lurk around /ck/. They can help with precisely these things.

I lived for a while off rice and beans. Takes some time to make, but is pretty tasty and filling.

>>9704561
The japanese program at my university is fiercely competitive, they admit less than 20 people a year and only half of them finish it.

My uni has a summer exchange program with Japan. This is the only foreign country worth going to in the program. I would lIke to go but that would mean I'd have to start Japanese courses, which would be more difficult than my planned foreign language (German) would be.

>>9706143

the fuck?

>>9706186

I really want to study abroad as well but I have to bring my GPA up to a 3.0 this semester. The first few semesters of Japanese are easy as fuck. I'm in 401 right now and people are still terrible.

>>9706143
wat? There is no university in the top 20 that has such a strange Japanese program.

>>9706143
>>9706186
>>9706282
Going to uni/college and still can't read what this thread is about?

Well, whatever. Just try to get a job and pay your taxes.

>>9706300
Please don't project your murrikan peasant mentality all over the place. Universities are free and students are paid to attend, so being a student is actually a wonderful way to leech.

>>9706327
NEET

Not in Education, Employment or Training

Not in Education

Not in Education

Not in Education

Not in Education

ok?

>>9706327
It's a NEET lifestyle thread, a secret club house for all the NEETs on /jp/. You are in education, thus you are not a NEET.

Besides, attending a university can hardly be considered leeching. Sure, you might cost them money now but you are more than likely to get a high-paying job or even create more jobs in the future.

>>9706333
Who cares about syntax? I'm already more of a leech than an unemployed Chinese person could ever be. This is why the idea of a NEET blog thread is stupid.

>>9706343
>Sure, you might cost them money now but you are more than likely to get a high-paying job or even create more jobs in the future.
HAHAHAHAHA
I'll report back when I graduate.

I'm a high school student but my university is on strike for 5 months.
Can I be considered a NEET?

>>9706352
>HAHAHAHAHA
Typical falseNEET post. Please don't express your mirth obnoxiously like that.

You can become permaNEET for roughly $30k.

Work is not necessary, but if you decide to work briefly, it will happen faster, and reliably.

1.) Work for or inherit or steal 30 grand

2.) Purchase a plot of ground for cheap, whatever you can find in low-income states/provinces/prefectures. $10,000 got me a 1/4 acre lot in Idaho.

3.) Use Uncle Remus' guide to getting autismbux.

4.) Spend 3,000 on a nice wooden shed, 20x10x12, so you don't need a building permit, but you'll have enough room for furnishings and comforts in addition to necessities.

5.) Furnish your new home

6.) Put the rest of your money away for rainy days.

Congrats, you now have room, utilities, and concerns handled for life.

>>9706360
Alright, I'll remember to use "ｗｗｗｗｗ" or "Oh, you surely jest!" next time.

>>9706362
land is cheap in america

>>9706368
u sounds mad as fuck nigga

>>9706352
Please do. You can bring your girlfriend along if you want to.

You are extremely stupid if you think you can, or even want to, be a leech for the rest of your life. For one, people tend to be somewhat more mature when they hit 25 and two, Europe is going down the shitter at an ever increasing velocity. Unemployed people will lose all their benefits once employed people start having hard time affording anything.

>>9706377
That's why I don't have a mortgage and a huge network of people to be responsible to. I'll just off myself when life gets bad enough.

>>9706377
What school did you study European politics in? I'm curious.

>>9706377
I'm hoping to move to Scandinavia before the EU perishes. In Finland everyone gets broadband. And everyone is allowed to live off the land.
That's all I need

Any Brits want a UK NEET-up?

>>9706377
They won't someone like me who was diagnosed with schizophrenia die on the streets, at least not in the civilized world. On paper I'm absolutely unable to work so they won't stop giving me money ever.

>>9706388
I'd recommend Norway. It's wealthier and the culture is objectively better.

>>9706377
You're a fool if you think any politician will dare cut benefits from a large number of people. Any country would rather take massive amounts of debt and go bankrupt Greece-style rather than have some millions of people who can no longer afford food or shelter rioting in the streets.

>>9706390
and what would we do? Sit across the room from each other and complain about shitposts?

but I am looking for someone to share this house with.

>>9706397
I prefer to go with the underdog

>>9706397
>>9706406
Finland is the most Japanese country in Europe, it's a perfect fit for /jp/.

>>9706399
And what happens after they go bankrupt? Who's going to save Germany, the main force keeping Southern Europe afloat?

>>9706396
> Sit across the room from each other and complain about shitposts?

Exactly, but in a pub.

>>9706406
If things go down the shitter, Norway will last the longest because it has oil.

>>9706427
ok. where?

>>9706430
I don't know, you pick.

>>9706434
it was your idea

>>9706439
Bristol.

face it, with the coming economic resession soon you'll be considered lucky to even be able to afford to live on your own
we're gonna have millions of 20 & 30somethings moving back in to their parents basements once their job folds and they realize they have no actual skills except pushing papers around
its already happening in Europe and soon it'll be occuring in the US as well

>>9706468
This will end in gay sex.

>>9706472
It's funny that no one talks about it. Maybe it's too important and explosive to be discussed in public. When a toy manufacturer is considered to be the most valuable company ever, things do look a little strange.

>>9706504
That fruit company is just selling a bunch of fad and toys but people still buy it like it is some kind of cult religion. You cant blame their business model, they are damm successful with it. Humans are just stupid.

>>9706468
Too far.

Who's the new kike mod on /a/?

She keeps deleting all the fun threads.

She should just catch gonnorhea/AIDS already.

I planned to go outside today to buy food

But then i realized i could just watch another series and stayed inside

Well, fuck eating i got enough water to last until tomorrow.

>>9706527
Why do you keep referring to him as she?

Is that because you realize he's the old Kino mod? What a tremendous fuckup, spurdo.

>>9706495
more like gay rape

I got my first onaholes today. I was planning to try it out later this evening, but when I opened them up to examine, I was driven wild with lust and couldn't resist the temptation to just go to my bedroom, strip naked, lube up and insert my dick in one of them. I started with the bare minimum of lube and it actually didn't feel that good at all. Then I remembered the suggestion to be very liberal with the lube, so I just poured a bunch into her and tried again. This time it was amazing. I felt like I was on the edge from the very second I put it in. I briefly thought to myself that I should hold it in, because if I was with a real woman, she would call me a premature ejaculator if I came as fast as I wanted to. But instead I just listened to my body and went at max pace so I could feel the pleasure of releasing my seed inside her as fast as possible. And it felt really fucking good. Usually when I spend too little time up to the ejaculation, it doesn't feel pleasurable at all. But this time it was amazing, I was panting wildly and almost laughing because of how intense it felt.

I was feeling kinda down earlier today due to various problems involved with being a NEET, but now I feel like I can take on anything. Knowing that I live in a world that can give me such joys and pleasures makes it impossible for me to be unhappy.

Fuuuuck, why can't I NEET for another year.

Today is my last day of being a NEET. my parents told that if I don't go to uni they'll kick me out.
I wish I had a plan B

>>9706556
god damn, you make me wanna rape a random woman on the street at 2am

>Not being NEET and posting in this thread
>actually wanting to be NEET because you think its cool
>Thinking /jp/ is your role model
Just stop having these threads

>>9706568
just get kicked out and find your own accomodation. It's not that hard. Also, your parents are bluffing. They will not let you live on the street, if only because it reflects badly on them.

>>9706585
>just get kicked out and find your own accomodation
that's impossible with no money.

and they aren't bluffing, I'm sure about that.
the worst is that I know I'm going to fail uni and they'll kick me out anyway.

>>9706583

LET'S HIT ON THE ONES THAT ARE LIVING ON SOCIETYS LOWEST SCALE

THEY DON'T DESERVE ANYTHING ELSE THOSE FAGGOTS LOL

>>9706600
go to uni and it'll give you time to think and plan shit out so when it finally comes time that you get kicked out you might have a decent plan

>>9706585
It sounds really, really desperate. Institutions offering the highest education aren't exactly designed for people who have no willingness to do anything at all.

>>9706599
It's your mothers' fault. I don't blame you. Do you hear me NEETs? It's all your parents fault for being horrible at raising you. Please kill yourselves.

>>9706599
NEETs are not societys lowest scale. You seem to be upset because perhaps I hit a nerve. Being NEET is not something "cool", "fun", or "special". Being NEET is also not something you feel sorry for or pity. You clearly don't understand how it is so don't pretend like you do. People need to quit posting in here talking about their jobs and college saying they want to be NEET. Go be normal, you buffoons.

>>9706625

no

>>9706627
fk the baby boomers!

>>9706625

What reason should i have to live up to your standards?

I'm living the dream

>>9706600
>>9706568
>Parents kick you out because you cost them money.
>Demand that you go to University, where they will have to spend even more money, or they kick you out.

American logic?

>>9706625

>Being NEET is not something ''fun'', or ''special''

but it is

>>9706625
I sure have a lot of fun being a NEET.
no responsibilities, taking it easy all day everyday until I die.

>>9706629

>>9706640
His parents have money but he obviously doesn't. Americans can't into parenting.

>>9706640
Why are you using the quoting function incorrectly?

>>9706643

o-oh god that is actually m-me and my dad

>>9706640
not american.
they want me to go to uni so I can get a job and get out of their house.

>>9706654
It's funny because there are no jobs, especially for those who don't care about them.

I wish my parents would give me any money.

Or buy me things.

The pay for the food and internet but that's it.

My goddamn shoes are held together with duct tape, man.

>>9706667
Poor baby doesn't get free things from his mommy your life is so rough.

>>9706613
But if you have nothing planned out, how do you figure out what university to go to and what to study?

>>9706667
why do you need shoes?

If I ever somehow have children, I'm going to teach them to ask me for everything they'll need to support their NEET lifestyles once they grow up. I wish I'd asked my mum for a flat instead of that robot toy when I was 8.

>>9706667
Fuck off back to /r9k/ you piece of shit teenager, go on GIT. If you were a truNEET you would understand that you are living the dream but you are a piece of shit weekendNEET child.

Guys, my goal in life is to become a NEET.

>find a japanese wife
>retire when I'm 30
>NEETs together for life

my dream

>>9706671
I thought math was the automatic pick for those who just want to hang around.

>>9706689
Seriously? Over, say, liberal arts or women's studies? There are even degrees in paranormal studies and constructed languages now. Mathematics is the worst choice for that, unless you already know it all.

>>9706682
>>9706674
Uh oh, the /b/ kiddies are on their high school lunch break.

>>9706701
Uh oh, get out of /jp/, shithead.

stop fighting

>>9706701
Go away.

>>9706697
I kinda want to study Japanese at university and just use it as 3 years of playing eroge, since I know a lot already and just need to refine it through using the language.

Has anyone done anything similar and can tell me whether it's a really bad idea or not?

>>9706689
>PhD in mathematics
>Any job I want
>300k starting

>>9706701
Do the non-NEET break durations get shorter depending on how immature they are? e.g. it's between two semesters if there's some student just trying to fit in, but it's lunch break if it's some juvenile /b/tard?

>>9706697
Please explain more. I can't see your point.

>>9706625

mad as HELL
>>9706726
perfect choice, is why I'm studying it.

Sleep.

truNEETs are the master race. falseNEETs get the fuck out of this thread and pay your taxes so that you can pay for me.

I'm feeling down in the dumps lately, /jp/. I don't want to do anything but eat and sleep.

What should I do to get out of the dumps?

>>9707786
Start working out.

It's fun.

>>9707786
a) suicide
b) shut the fuck up no one cares

>>9707798
Why are you so mean?

>>9707798
I care.

>>9707786

Watch a scary movie so you fear sleep.

>>9707802
why are you so useless?

>>9707831
thats fucking hilarious dude, youve put so much effort into helping him feel better why not just suck his cock or something to seal the deal

>>9707837

Are we avatarfagging now? Two can play at that game.

>>9707786
Stop masturbating so fucking much and work out.

>>9707846
How much is ``so fucking much''? Isn't once a day normal?

>>9707848
Once a day is what makes you feel like shit.

Twice a week is fine.

>>9707840
jokes on you im not even looking at the images im choosing

>>9707852
I masturbate once a day and I feel great.

>>9707837
You're a pretty edgy dude.

>>9707869
if youve got a problem speak up you passive aggressive spunkguzzler

Anyone else practicing magic? My progress is slow, but I can almost see auras now.

(Please don't troll me)

I prefer weekends over weekdays because weekdays are always so empty in online games.

When it's the weekend I can actually see other people running around and it makes me feel better.
Not that I party with them or anything, maybe I would, if they were to approach me first. I don't like forcing myself upon others.

>>9707903
I read Crowley's Magick once, but that and some random rituals is a far as I got.

It was fun though.

>>9707931
no don't

My Blog:

Guess who just started HRT!?

>>9707900
Wanna fight?

>>9707932
Tell me where and when you fucking queer, just keep in mind that if we do this near your house you might make a bad impression on your neighbors with all the screaming you'll be doing. I guess that only matters if you survive. Ever heard of Mr. Hands?

>>9707935
Why not?

>>9707955
Yeah yeah whatever save it, you don't scare me. What country are you from? Are you in the US? If you're 100% serious for the fight I'll figure out a time and place.

>>9707977
What, you think I would live in some third world ape quarantine? I'm as serious as your desire to sign your last will and testament in blood on the asphalt. Make my day

>>9707977
>>9707955
Can I watch? Also, will you two be doing this with any weapons, barehanded, or butt-naked? That's very important.

>>9708005
What state then? Are you near Minnesota? I need to know if I have to wait a week for you to get here or if you're really my next door neighbor.

>>9708009
I carry around a pocket knife at all times when outdoors but it's likely I won't use it unless this seemingly short tempered guy pulls out a weapon. I don't want to end up arrested again. The way this guy posts means he's either insane, retarded or full of shit.

>>9708041
I don't think anything further about me is really important to this discussion unless you're trying to back out, not that I would blame you. A fucking pocket knife? I'm seriously laughing over here. Is a swiss army multitool your idea of threatening or are you some tryhard redneck with a $50 3" folding knife that makes you feel like a big boy ready to defend himself? If I travel all this way and you don't make it worth my time I'm going to be very disappointed and I'm sure you understand I'll only have one person to take it out on

>>9707854
>happen.

Yes, it's all just one big coincidence.

so is perfect dark only good for anime/manga/doujinshi/vns?

>>9708074
Are you so insecure that you have to talk down a sharp piece of metal in my pocket? It gets the job done.

I'm trying to accommodate your arrival here and all you want to do is flap your jabber on the internet with your big boy tuff talk. I'm not asking where you live, I'm asking if you're close by. Are you driving here? Arriving by plane? Running a marathon here maybe? You seem like a really tough guy and I wouldn't be surprised if you do just that.

I live in Rochester and could meet you in one of the parks, you know, depending on which direction you're coming from. Or I can meet you on interstate 90. It's up to you, big boy.

Can you guys please stop using ``ebin" reaction images?

Why are these threads often more shitty than not? This one in particular seems especially shitty.

>>9708132
Do you think I know where any of that shit is? If you're incapable of making a decision this simple do you think you'll be able to react quickly enough to flee with death staring you in the eye? I asked you for a time and place an hour ago. I honestly think you don't understand how deep the rabbit hole you're about to step into is. From the bottom of my heart, I think you're just in over your head, I almost feel sorry for you, but that's not going to make me hesitate for an iota of a second. Did your mom ever teach you that there are bad people in the world? Have you ever understood the truth and weight behind her warning? Maybe you felt it when that one man passed by your school during recess and you could have sworn you saw him looking at you through the chain link fence, maybe it was the black man that seemed a bit too angry and a bit too rushed as he walked down the street or maybe it was just a smile from an otherwise unremarkable stranger as you crossed ways and he looked you in the eyes. Let me make this really simple for you, here's what I need to open your world:

A time
A place
An immediate form of contact, I don't care if this is just a throwaway email you attach to a phone
Another contact method for someone that gives a shit about you, you can be damn sure I'm not calling 911 in the off chance I decide not to kill you
Your choice of flower to be left with

Don't get cold feet now

>>9708148
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD SPURDO SPARDA

>>9708148
Back to the textboards ``please"

>Do you use a facebook?
What the ever loving SHIT?

When the fuck did this happen where not having one could hinder my chances at getting a job?

What's the best excuse I can use for not having one? I have no friends whatsoever to give me reason to have one.

>>9708261
Tommorow, between the hours of 12-3pm. I'll be on the side of the road with a black dodge ram.

Will you make it or should I make a few adjustments to the schedule?

>>9708339
Just lie and say you don't feel the need to have one, since you can keep in contact with your friends through phone and email.

>>9708339
You can use the "they're not respecting my privacy"(facebook, not the employer) angle. It's going to make you look like a bit of a nerd, but in a good way. Just make sure to read up on it so you know what you're talking about.

Also, it's possible that they DON'T want you to use facebook - for some people using facebook is shorthand wasting time on the internet, so maybe they just want a productive employee.

I used to think aggressive and rude people could only live in shitty third world countries such as mine, but I was wrong.

Wait, what if I'm getting trolled by a samefag?

>>9708340
Are you by chance still learning English? Are you an immigrant? Did I tell you? I fucking hate immigrants. This is no joke kid. As much as I'm sure you'd love to sit snickering in your mom's basement feeling clever imagining someone murdering that high school bully whose parents bought him a brand new truck while you were driving a Pinto I am not here to be played with. If you keep wasting my time I will have to assume that is all you plan to do. Try again

>>9708339
Maybe it's just wishful thinking, but I think that even among normals, most people who have grown beyond their teenage mentality don't really glorify facebook and probably won't judge you for preferring to keep in touch with people in more traditional ways. If anything, a potential employer who asks whether you have a facebook might just be curious whether you're the type of person who will be spending 90% of the time your boss isn't looking over your shoulder playing farmville or something.

>>9708393
Guess that means you're not coming then. Sigh. Keep on pretending you're a shonen badass anti-hero then, I can't really afford to waste my time and gas to drive down to the interstate for a loser no-show who only spouts how hard and secretive he is.

>>9708375
Please respond aggressive faglords

>>9708413
It's alright, I understand completely. It's starting to sound risky, right? You didn't really think it through, right? You're getting uneasy, right? It's just a threat from someone on the internet, you can just try to pass it off like he's backing down. Some retards might even believe you. Even if they don't, who cares? It's an anonymous imageboard, no one is going to laugh at you tomorrow for it. I have spelled out for you in very simple terms what I need. If your testicles ever decide to descend I'm always here

>>9708445

>>9708451

>>9708413
>>9708445
lol wow I've been reading this argument for awhile. Both of you should meet up, but on different circumstances. It should be to take each other's virginity, faggot nerds.
Thanks you for wasting my time.

>>9708478
Do you want to start something twink?

>>9708445
>>9708413
SHUT
THE
FUCK
UP

SHITFAGS

>>9708445
Always where? In your basement ready to throw empty threats? You already told me you were going to find me in here >>9704132 but I guess you got distracted (by me) again, huh? You're hilariously pathetic and sad. You're nobody. You don't run a gang, you were never arrested, you still live with your parents and you don't even know what a fucking interstate is so I bet you can't even drive. Bitch fucking PLEASE. You are so lame it hurts.

I bet you don't even lift. So suck my cock, dude. Whenever you decide to stop being a cowardly baby back bitch who hides under the "i'm too badass to reveal anything except how badass i am i'm anonymous!!!" guise just say so and we'll meet up at YOUR convenience. I'm not giving any of my personal information out here in the visible public because I'm not a fucking moron.

I'm giving you one last chance to reconsider because unlike you, I'm 100% serious and actually capable of meeting up with somebody over the internet. I've already done so before.

>>9708499
S
H
U
T

U
P


FUCK

>>9708494
woah there bud, if you try any harder you might strain something take it easy

>>9708506

>>9708491
Lol nerd

>>9708491
Shut the fuck up twinkmaster. Go watch south park or something you fucking loser.

>>9708499
>>9708499
Not a moron? Maybe you're just a really good actor then? I'm sorry, to be honest I've had the impression this whole time that you're not very bright. Should I apologize? Since we've established that your mind is functioning I'm sure it's within your faculty to understand why I'm asking for the information I've requested. Are you afraid that if you give me your mom's email I'll tell her about you browsing 4chan past your bedtime? That's fine then, if you're not worried about your safety I don't really need it. There's really no reason for you to object to the rest, right? Maybe I'm being slow here and you should explain to me in 200 words or more why you won't cough it up so I will understand. Stop wasting my time

>>9708524
>>9708530
Get in line children

>>9708611
HOLY FUCK JUST SHUT THE HELL UP YOU HOMOLORD

AND

GO
THE
FUCK
BACK
TO
REDDIT

PLEASE

PLEASE

>>9708611
le ebin reaction pic /a/non

>>9708620
>>9708625
Sorry I'm busy, based on current volume your present queue time is approximately 1 hour

>>9708611
This one didn't even make any sense and was embarrassing to read. Admit it nerd you got served.

>>9708638
Sorry >>9708499, samefagging won't save your soul at this point

>>9708643
You already got served, please go to the back of the line if you want seconds, bitch.

>>9708652
Sorry parroting me doesn't look ironic if that's what you're going for. Take two

I did this before and it went okay so I wanna do it again.

Does anyone want to go on tinychat and make like a chronic procrastinators support group?

Just put lr0k6 after the main tinychat url

Lame. Well at about this point I can only imagine you're curled in a corner sucking your thumb desperately wishing it was your mother's teat. Or maybe you were just here to try to troll, hey that's cool I'm sorry it didn't work out so well come back any time if you think you've improved. If you actually want to have a go at this in flesh and blood I've told you how to organize it, I've told you where to find me. Really I shouldn't have expected any more from a sniveling kid on a weeaboo imageboard, I know we have some pretty smooth operators here and it's just too bad you're not one of them. Don't worry I guess there's always next time, kiddo

>>9708995
Get a life.

>>9709014
Sorry, what did you say? What are you, neurotypical? Shut the fuck up before I get serious

>>9709146
What are you gonna do? Cry like a bitch?

>>9709226

great going sperglord, now he's going to type an hour long paragraph about how he is going to disembowel you with a cheese grater or something.

>>9709293
Fear not, I have the perfect comeback.

>>9709226
I want you to walk to the nearest window, look up at the sky and find a star to thank that this thread is autosaging and might fall off the board before I decide to use my cock to play your vocal chords like a fucking harp. Then think about what you've done, go to sleep and be grateful when you have the privilege of waking up because honestly I'm not in the mood after dealing with these uberautists. If by some sacred miracle you are actually a dumb enough nigger to come into my turf talking shit again I will have no choice but to pull out every stop, track you down by the putrid stench of your stupidity and grind your impotent, meaningless existence into the floor of your parent's basement. You're ten millenia too early to even consider the notion of standing against me as an equal you insignificant fucking grub

>>9709325

>>9709331
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
sick burn dude

>>9709357
yea nig i told that NERD

>>9709393
I know it was an accident that you just called me a nigger, if you apologize I will sincerely consider forgiving you

>>9709406
good one nigger

>>9709407
Not as good as the prices I'm going to get selling circus tickets to see your micropenis LOL fuckin owned like your mom by her cock addiction

>>9709331
That .gif is so fucking retarded.

>>9709430
as if lol nobody would buy anything from u because ur smelly n fuckin ugly LMAO!! FACE!!!!

>>9709407
Tsk.

Does this thread still bump?

>>9710116
no idea

>>9709470
Don't bully him!

>>9710741
Don't talk back

I actually went to try and get a job, but everyone requires atleast 6 months of past employment. I can't even get into a Best Buy or Game Stop.

>>9711201
Only things you are qualified for is fast food and even NEETs have too much pride for that.

How do you deal with the extreme anxiety over upcoming events?

I can't exactly rationalise it and convince myself it won't be that bad, as the sole cause of the anxiety is that my routine is going to be broken.

>>9711222

Uh, fast food requires experience too.

Volunteering requires experience.

Starbucks offer a fucking apprenticeship.

No longer a NEET.

It was either higher education or get a job.

Take it easy twice as much for me /jp/sies ;_;

>>9711572
I got a job delivering pizzas with no experience.

>>9711572
Starbucks requires a liberal arts degree.

Crab fishermen get $50,000 in about 8-10 weeks.
That is per boat but still a ton of money. I think I might give it a try.