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Don't forget /jp/, your "waifu" can still savagely kill and eat you.

>> No.9692673
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>> No.9692678
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Not Sanae...

I would be the one punt cunting her...

>> No.9692681

>>9692664
Youkai lost their ferocity. They hardly eat humans anymore.
That's why a shitty yokai from the outside like the tanuki could be the extra boss.

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If that's not part of the appeal for you, you need to get out of /jp/.

>> No.9692693

>>9692664
I know, I didn't miss the memo.

>> No.9692715

So whats the big deal about Touhou anyways?

>> No.9692723

I don’t have a waifu but Keine would protect me.

>> No.9692732

They are not real.

>> No.9692747

That's my daughter, you're talking about.

>> No.9692772

Patchouli would never do that to me.

>> No.9692773

Alice doesn't eat humans.

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>>9692664
So could an Orangutang, but you don't see me abandoning Mr. Orange Pancake Face any time soon.

>> No.9692794

lel waifu epic meme /a/non

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But my waifu is a cute fairy. Faeries don't eat people.

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But she won't.

>> No.9692834

>>9692664
I'm calling bullshit.

>> No.9692897

>no she won't !
>she can't possibly do that !
>you're wrong anon !
So much denial in this thread... You're all already playing in the palm of their hand, and you'll die a gruesome, atrocious death while she'll be next to you, laughing at you.

>> No.9692906

>>9692897
That’s why you sexualise humans or human-friendly half-beasts/yōkai.

>> No.9692918

>>9692897
>you'll die a gruesome, atrocious death while she'll be next to you, laughing at you.

I regret nothing then.

>> No.9692920

Your waifu will eat everything except for your head, leaving the head alive, she will fuck some big strong guy in front of you as you die.

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>Human Threat Level: Unknown
You don't know that, OP.
It will forever remain a mystery~

>> No.9692946

Normal human woman can do that too.

>> No.9692947

>>9692940
I think it’s safe to asume the Oni aren’t too fond of humans, though.

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So long as I keep donating I'll be fine.

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>>9692947
Suika seemed to like humans.
So others might too.

Yuugi didn't seem to instantly hate the player as they entered Hell. She was even happy to see them.

Oni should stop being butthurt that we kicked their asses. We should all enjoy a well-intended fight and drink together.

>> No.9692965

>>9692897
Tell me why I should believe you.

>> No.9692991

... so it means that i'll be the only one fighting if they invade our wolrd? Fine. You just hurt my feelings anon.

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>>9692947
I think the problem was they liked them too much, what with all that kidnapping.

>> No.9692997

I bet human sperm and male genitalia are a delicacy for them.

Asians love eating weird shit.

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