/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>9690144

3: The Doll of The Neckbeard Wizard:

An enchanted gothic lolita doll that is a foot tall and that can come to life for 5 hours a day (The 5 hours begin whenever you want, but cannot be interrupted until they are finished). You may not do anything sexual with her (including masturbating while she watches, talking dirty for your sexual pleasure, having her get naked and dance for you, etc).You cannot sell or otherwise financially benefit from her in any way.If you verbally or physically abuse her enough, she will attempt to murder you whenever you awaken her. However, if you are generally kind to her, she will be kind and friendly to you. She has a perfect memory of everything you do to her.

4: The Mystery Box

To be revealed after 50 posts. Choose it at your own risk. It could be grand or terrible. The loli wizard makes no promises and gives no hints to it's contents. It may only be chosen before the 50 posts-after that, only the first three options are available.

>>9610360

doing it again because guaranteed replies right OP?

>>9690158

I just think it's fun. The mystery box is also different from last time.

Why is it called "The Mystical OTAKU Gloryhole"?

>>9690167

Because this is otaku culture, of course. Is that your choice of item?

mystery box fuck yeah

>>9690144
> You also may not put the money into any sort of bank or credit union.
How the fuck am I supposed to buy my animu mangos easily without being able to pay off a credit card? Or am I going to have to loophole and have someone else buy shit for me with their credit card and pay them in cash?

>>9690206

Disposable credit cards.

Reported. Having these kind of threads every once in a while is okay (anything more frequently than every couple of months is wrong.)

NEET wallet. Buy $500 meals, sleep in the streets.

Seriously neet wallet needs to be minimum $1000 since you are permanently limited to exactly $500. Shittest item.

I pick #4.

>>9690144
>>9690149
all of those fucking suck
cant even put the money in the bank? good luck doing anything useful with it
you wont be able to get an apartment or buy shit online
cant have sex with the doll? fuck that

>>9690214
woah guys watch out this dude means business

>>9690218
its two grand a month what the fuck is wrong with you

This thread again?

>>9690229
You can't store or stack money you dunce.

>>9690242
you can rent an apartment for less than 500 a month you mouthbreathing retard

I kind of want the doll.

MY VERY OWN ROZEN MAIDEN

OP, these choices are fucking silly. #3 is completely worthless as a magical doll because you can't do anything sexual with her and, in any case, she's a foot tall. Not much use having a Suiseiseki if you can't bone her.

#2 is just stupid. I'm pretty sure you could find plenty of gay sex opportunities if you were so inclined. #1 is probably the best of the bunch, but I'd end up working and using it as a supplement since 24,000 dollars a year is just barely poverty line-living.

>>9690287
24k direct income is like 35k salary

I'd still pick the NEET wallet.

After all, the stipulations this time are different. Could I sell drugs on the side?

>>9690296
Well, that's true. 35K still isn't that much, but I guess you could live on it. Def. #1 then

>>9690287

It's 26k a year.

Also, you don't have to work for it. I'd rather get a free 26k a year than work 5 days a week for 100k a year. If you live with your parents as a NEET, you'll feel like you're rich.

>>9690299
>Could I sell drugs on the side?
as long as you dont use the NEET wallet in any way to get the drugs

I wonder if the NEET wallet disappears f you actually work or study.

>>9690322
no
but you cant use the money in any way to aid your work or studying
for example, if you buy a bus ticket to work with the money, the wallet will disappear

>>9690144
>or any other potentially income-producing product
You can get income from anything just by reselling it at a higher price. You wouldn't even be able to buy food with these restrictions.

>>9690327
good thing that's an easy one to work around.

>>9690327
I don't care much for work but why study?
I mean, it's not something you necessarily make a profit off.
Anyways study can be made in the comfort of your own home.

>>9690327
By that logic, buying food to keep you alive so you can work will make the wallet disappear.

>>9690337
Does that mean if I bought a figure and later got tired of it and tried to resell it, that the NEET wallet would disappear?

That's bullshit.

>>9690344
you can blame the OP for that

Only thing worth considering is the mystery box, so I guess I'll go with that. Come on lucky number 7.

I will use the NEET wallet to slowly accumulate gold jewelry and decorations. That is their purpose. Then, when the monetary crash comes, I will simply melt them down and be rich. The wallet might disappear but by that point its purpose will be served and I won't need its useless currency anyway.

>>9690144
Awww shit. Indestructible wallet. Wear it on a necklace for bulletproofing.

I'll attempt to rewrite the wallet option to make in not entirely useless.
(I'm not the OP.)

>1: The Enchanted NEET Wallet:

>This wallet will magically produce 500 USD or USD equivalent dollars in it once a week. It is inflation-proof, and will always yield the equivalent of 500 USD in 2012 dollars.
You may not sell, give away (except by throwing in the garbage), or transfer anything purchased with the money. Note that this means any interest gained on this money or something purchased or leased with it can not be spent.
>You may not sell or otherwise financially profit from the wallet it any manner aside from the money it produces. If you do, the wallet will disappear. If the currency of your country changes or is replaced, the wallet will produce the new currency. If you move to a new country, the wallet produce whatever currency that country uses. If someone steals the wallet, the wallet will vanish and reappear in your home the next day. The wallet is also indestructible.

>>9690373
Will you still be alive then? Would make more sense to just hoard the money somehow, ie. hiding it under your mattress, buying valuables, ect. Then when you feel you have enough just use it for profit and screw the wallet.

>>9690144
The wallet.

The only reason I have a job is because of money. If I had the wallet I would be a NEET like nobody's business

>>9690373
I figure if the local currency crashes, the wallet will start producing gold or some other hard currency.

>>9690376
Also add that you cannot sell, transfer, or give away anything produced by a tool purchased with the money. This applies recursively.

Guys, the NEET wallet is called the NEET wallet because it basically forces you to be a NEET.

Magical NEET wallet for sure. I already own a relatively significant amount of money, so I would invest that, while living off the NEET wallet.

>>9690373
>or potentially income-producing product
you cant

12 more posts till mystery box revealed.
#3 would be really nice. I need someone i can talk to confidentially and someone i can relax, drink tea with and relieve stress.

>>9690443
Having a steady source of income would relieve my stress.

OP here.

Guys, the

>You may not use it to purchase, in any manner, circumventing or otherwise: Stock, mutual fund investments, foreign currencies for use in FOREX, commodities, or any other financial income-producing or potentially income-producing product outside of insurance.

Refers to financial/banking products that directly produce income themselves-like a corporate or government bond, a stock, or a 401k plan. You may buy and resell products.
The part about

>You may not sell or otherwise financially profit from the wallet it any manner aside from the money it produces.

You may use the money to buy and resell non-financial/banking products that do not directly produce income themselves.

I'm sorry that it wasn't clear before-I didn't write it out very well. Please forgive me.

>>9690452
>Please forgive me.

>>9690466

Don't be like that, Anon-Kun~ I love you!

>>9690452
So commodities trading is okay?

If I have a job now, and take the wallet, can I keep it if I quit immediately? Do i have to ditch work immediately or can I give the proper 2 weeks notice?

Can I have a few days to think about this? It seems like a really big decision. A lot of these seem like life-changing things, especially having my own personal cock to suck.

What people don't realize is that all of the other options and more can be bought if you pick the wallet.

You could have the gloryhole and the loli and without any of the restrictions if you pick the wallet. This is because both the gloryhole and the loli are essentially imaginary because you're the only person that can interact with them.

With that 500 dollars coming in every week you could easily create or purchase the drugs that you would need to sufficiently break your mind to the point that you could create the loli or the gloryhole with your imagination and it would be just as real to you, but without the limitations.

Everybody always underestimates the mind when it comes to these things. If you have the drugs that you need to get your mind to that point and you know how to channel that insanity through meditation then your imagination can create anything for you.

>>9690479

No. Commodities trading is listed in the original post as being prohibited.

>>9690480

You must quit your job immediately.

I'll take the box. I don't need money and the other two are stupid and useless.

>>9690511

Who couldn't use more money, though? What if the box is violent nigger rape for the rest of your life?

>>9690502
but I want a real talking doll, not a mind-drug-influenced talking doll :(

I choose......The Enchanted NEET Wallet

All the Otaku needs I could ever hope for.

Do you mean food, toilet paper, and things along those lines, when you say commodities?

The box is opened.

Congratulations!

Your favorite type-moon girl will hang out with you on the weekends, every weekend, for the rest of your life. You can do anything you want with her-play games, get drunk, go for walks, but there is no guarantee that she will fuck you. However, she just might if you play your cards right, and she has to spend the entire weekend with only you-she just might fall for you, anon-kun! She disappears at 24:00 on Sunday, and reappears at 00:00 the next Saturday. She will remember your previous weekends.

>>9690199
>>9690364
>>9690511

You each have gained the mystery boxes reward. Which type-moon girl will you be hanging out with all weekend every weekend?

>>9690515

I could probably sell the nigger rape and make more money, since it's an infinite supply.

>>9690520

When I say commodities, I mean entering into commodity trading, where you purchase large amounts of raw products like gold or wheat, and sell it for a profit. Personal use items are A-OK.

>>9690522
No TM, Touhou pls.

>>9690522
IT'S GONNA BE RIDER
BECAUSE TALL GIRLS ARE CUTE TOO!

>>9690522
I knew the mystery box was the best choice.

>>9690522
you can just rape her and she still has to hang out with you every weekend
just dont pick someone too strong

>>9690530

Sorry, but it's type-moon whether you like it or not.

Wallet is best. Gloryhole is only good if you're gay. It should be something that appeals to all /jp/ers. Doll is nice and all, but meh. I've been living on $140 a week for the last 8 months. $500 a week would be...super amazing.

>>9690533
>just dont pick someone too strong
>TM girls
Uhhh...

So the bedridden chick from Kara no Kyoukai?

>>9690541

Who?

Also, why not just pick a slutty TM if you wanna fuck, like red saber? Or Sakura?

>>9690522
Well, shit.

For five hundred dollars, I could probably convince some woman to dress up as Akiha and hang out with me. But we both know that would be a godawful poor imitation at best. Oh well.

>>9690566
The one in the first volume that caused all the high school girls suicides as a ghost I guess.

>>9690522
Arc, easily. We'd go have burgers then wreck mayhem on the general population before mysteriously vanishing into the night. No one would be able to stop us since the rest of the TM characters wouldn't exist.
Also she'd be easy to please compared to the rest of the girls I'd imagine.

A dream come true.

>>9690607

Taking Arc out for hamburgers would be lovely. Does she like hamburgers, though? She'd probably make you take her to the movies.

>>9690611
Well that's the nice part about it in a way, even she wouldn't know what she'd like till she tried it.
I've no problems with going to movies and other outings, given I have a reason to do so, and she's a good enough one for me. Cost wouldn't be high, least initially, so paying for our dates wouldn't be too much of an issue since it's once or twice a week.

Or we could just go rob someone..

>>9690631

I don't think arc would approve of robbing random people.

>>9690522
Now if you'd said ant TM "Character" I'd have gone for Zelretch. I'd endure his hellish training for the promise of being able to cross dimensions like him so I can enter the TM multiverse and have them all to myself.

>>9690522
I- I want Saber!

>>9690641

Who's to say, Shiki's the one who thought her the general ideals of right and wrong, she may be open to alternatives.
Plus they wouldn't have to be random, we could go the way of Romio Kasuga and rob the robbers.
Either way it really depends on how the relationship would proceed and what she enjoys. Simple outings wouldn't be much of a problem for me to handle, longer ones such as vacations would just have to be taken in stride.

On that thought, would she appear where ever I am at that moment? Even if it was another country? Or would she appear in a specific point, like my home.

>>9690665

She appears wherever you are and spends the weekend with you.

>>9690522
Guess I should prepare a room and some jewels as a welcoming present. Since I live alone in my own house we won't have to worry about privacy for intimate moments. I wanna cuddle with her and have her dress up as a meido one day.