/jp/ - Otaku Culture

http://poll.pollcode.com/KhV4

I want a psp.

I'm from my mom's uterus

She is getting it removed next month due to tumors.

>>9684429
I'm sorry for your lots.

Does anyone else mutter to themselves and have "ticks" (like you twitch or cringe randomly)?

USA

VNbros where you from?
Vote here:http://poll.pollcode.com/jAu

Vote here

http://poll.pollcode.com/H5iB

>>9684432
he need do way instain mother

the Netherlands

is this the new thread?

Canada, 905.

>>9684463
>other 56%
/jp/ - Finn culture

pangea, earth

>>9684426
I have one, but the screen is cracked and it depresses me every time I look at. Those screens are really, really sensitive.

>>9684433
Yes. Sometimes I'll read things aloud, or pace about and think aloud. My neck occasionally twitches.

>>9684426
I want one too. My computer is shitty and gets really noisy whenever I try to emulate anything.

lincolnshire, england

What do you NEETs drive? Normaltypes with jobs please don't reply.

The South, United States.

Argentina

>>9684525
I have 3 of them avaible all of them belinging to my brothers, I kinda ruined one by trying to update firmware but being too lazy to finish the job but luckily there is another one avaible to play pirated games for me

>>9684565
Driving is for neurotypicals.

>>9684569
If I remember correctly even the most up-to-date firmware one can be cracked safely. My cracked screen one is cracked and has an isoloader and emulators on it and stuff that I can use and I'm pretty sure the firmware is also up-to-date.

White Argentinian male here, anyone want to fuck?

>>9684572
Weird to see i'm not the only one from the end of the world. At least it's quite easy to be NEET here.

>>9684565
one of these but without the sidecar

Brazil

huehueh

I'm from gaia

>>9684572
Weird to see i'm not the only one from the end of the world. At least it's quite easy to be NEET here.

You guys hate my country so I don't want to say which one.

>>9684619
let me guess it starts with an F

>>9684623
fugggg :DDDDDDDDDD

>>9684627
Fucking mongoloid

return to your precious mongolia ape man

>>9684630
Hey man, Finns are white.

>>9684635
Just buzz your head, it'll look and feel a lot better.

/jp/ im balding

its the worse feeling in the world

at least neets and overweight people can control whats happening, but people who are balding cant

please cherish your hair

>>9684637
Or just buy a wig

>>9684635
Same here yo, 19 and losing it where the hair parts on the left side. It's a shame because I have such beautiful blonde hair...

>>9684637
Not everybody is a natural negro who looks great with a shaved head. Lots of people look like rats without their hair.

>>9684643
Oh I didn't mean cut off all the hair. Just let it be extremely short, that way the bald spot doesn't look quite so awful. But I guess you may be right either way.

>>9684637
i cant. i'm asian.

what's that japanese game developer that is bald and wear sungalsses? i may go for his look. he doesn't look so bad.

>>9684651
>i cant. i'm asian.
eww. If it makes you feel better, you look like shit either way.

>>9684651
Asians look fine bald as long as you're not stick thin.

>>9684655
Asian women are the most beautiful in the world.

>>9684655
pls

I Asked my brother to merge 2 of my drives then he transferred several hundred gigabytes of anime and 2h images onto a drive so slow that it's basically unusable and I can't transfer it back either because it would take too long

Looks like I have to start from scratch, fuck I wish I was dead

>>9684661
lol you can't be serious. They all look like aliens.

>>9684662
That's what you get for entrusting your loot to somebody else, faggot.

>>9684664

>>9684672
Aliens are moe.

I save all my anime/VN on an external hard drive. I know it's unreliable but I really can't be bothered to correct it since I have already spent money on it.

>>9684674
Maybe 2d but real life? No.

>>9684678
since we're talking about tech in general, i just want to point out that i killed a $230 processor today.

i feel like shit

>>9684680
Have you seen a lot of real life aliens?

>>9684688
My girlfriend is one.

>>9684685
did you bend the pins on it

>>9684695

I'm from buttbrombastic Finland, home of e-bigness. Hello, nice to meat you.

>>9684714
Can I sex you?

I hear Finland is very easy sex, all need just ask.

Looking for some NEETbros to talk on steam with.
I'll initiate the convo to get the ball rolling, so as long as you don't give one word answers, we should be cool.
Post your steam ID if you're interested. (I'm aware it would be easier to post my own but, I have my reasons why I can't)

>>9684727
Fuck off back to /v/ loser.

>>9684727
what this guy said
>>9684731

but you can stay if you post more sexy drawing of girls

I hate when people who use the word "bro". What's the point? Do you think it makes you sound cooler?

>>9684724
Please don't ask, I can't control myself ;_;

Truth is that women are programmed to seek outsider genes in order to produce more genetically diverse offspring, so at least in the first world women are always easier for foreigners.

>>9684740
Ok then yeah I want to sex you, especially if you are woman.

>>9684739
It's short for "brother", "broseph", and "brosephiroth"

>>9684748
Why do you people think everyone here wants to be addressed as such? It just makes you seem like some kind of /a/b/v/ crossboard poster.

>>9684739
It's to create an illusion of a bond between two strangers with nothing in common. Like a shady street peddler calling you a "friend" while trying to push his shit on you.

>>9684753
a better question would be why it annoys you so much, this is /jp/, take it easy bro!

>>9684753
It more or less confirms them as one of those posters.

>>9684747
Turns out I'm not. Do you think women make posts like mine?

>>9684762
I don't want someone like that making these NEET threads.

Eirin looks so sexy when she's doing housework.

>>9684764
I don't know, I don't know any women. What posts do women make?

>>9684572
>>9684610
So we are 3 and counting in this crappy country, living in here is one of the major reasons of why I'm a neet, all the good stuff is in u$s and our money worths nothing, you have to spend tons of hours working just to get a bad salary and when you want to buy something everything is overpriced.

I see how this place is becoming venezuela/cuba and we are getting distanced from the rest of the world, I want to leave this country but thinking the amount of time and effort that It takes... I just get depressed and I don't feel like even trying.

>>9684766
It doesn't matter what the fuck you want.

>>9684753
So? Why are you upset that people browse other boards? Grow up.

>>9684772
Please don't use vulgarity.

>>9684769
Cookie cutter posts that blend in. Posts that don't stereotype women. Cultural marxism teaches to the submissive lady that all stereotypes are an enemy of humankind.

>>9684635

rogaine, folligen and emu oil. Stops the balding and will give you a bit back.

Apply rogaine first, wait maybe 15 to 30 minutes to follow up with the folligen. Wait another 15 to 30 minutes to apply the emu oil.

They work together with each other so the effect is greater than just rogaine alone. The combination also stops you from getting the giant flakes that rogaine alone would give you.

Works well for me.

ahh I want to have my dick sucked.

>>9684795
Do it yourself

>>9684766
>I don't want NEET threads
Fixed. Those threads are the current #1 crossboarder attractors.

>>9684731
I don't go to /v/, feel free to continue assuming stuff though.

>>9684737
No more sexy Tenshi for you.

>>9684572
same here.

>>9684796
No.

You do it.

I want to fuck a cute truNEET girl.

>>9684812
>a cute truNEET girl
Good luck finding one of those.

>>9684819
>>/b/
>>/soc/
>>/craiglist/
>>/facebook/

>>9684825
NEET are much better at sucking cocks than those losers. In fact I dare say sucking cocks was the sole reason god created NEETs.

>>9684819
those hips can't be legal

>>9684825
Nice links dude.

Maybe you should read the FAQ

>>9684897
Housewives are exempt from NEET status.

>>9684824
>a cute truNEET girl

Isn't that just another way of saying a housewife?

>>9684900
Why?

>>9684919
Because they have the job being a house wife.

>>9684824
w u qt

>>9684930
What's the point of this? He just quoted the wrong post

>>9684927
>Because they have the job being a house wife.

That isn't a job, it's a phrase that you don't have a job. It's the equivalent of saying "I am married and unemployed."

>>9684674
The nose is too low, even for anime standards. The glasses are there to hide that.

>>9684795
Me too. Luckily I have a Fleshlight mouth with the swallow texture, so I get my dick sucked anytime I want.

>>9684969
But that's not how society sees it. Just 50 years ago, even classes at top colleges like Wellsley specifically groomed girls to be housewives, with classes like feminine mannerisms, etiquette, ect.

>>9685010
Were there classes for male mannerism and etiquette too? /jp/ could use some.

>>9685033
xmfd cranked

The nearest Asian supermarket is a three hour drive from here and I've never had a girlfriend. No friends either.

>>9684771
You are NEETing it up the wrong way.

>>9685129
Don't worry, it's probably just because you're extremely unlikeable.

>>9685138
He seems like one of those people who just complains all the time about insignificant things.

How do I stay dry?

>>9685143

Not being able to buy Nong Shim ramen by the box is not insignificant.

>>9685162
It is.

NEWCASTLE ww

>>9684635
>at least neets can control whats happening
Not really. If your parents kick you out and your country doesn't have any of those social services, you have no choice but to work. Or you can kill yourself.

watching the DNC so I can watch the liberals drop their spaghetti all over the floor

>>9685295
Or you could become a hobo
It's not so bad

this thread reeks of /v/ and finnscum

just wait till I'm janitor

>>9685321
You'd lose your position in a week, autismo

>>9685209

>>9684572
>>9684591
how do you get money?

Get a job, losers.

>>9684739
I'd like to point out that to many people it's just a regular word. You may as well ask

"I hate it when someone uses the word "people". What's the point? Do you think makes you sound cooler?"

No, it's just a word that delivers the intended meaning.

>>9685478
Make me, you shit coated kernel of corn.

>>9684411
>NEETS

Get a job and a life, you fucking worthless virgin nerds.

Pic very fucking related. You people make me sick.

>>9685499
Shut up, nerd.

>>9685499
u can be NEET without touching any weeaboo shit, nerd.

>>9685499
>that chair when your voting for Obama so your NEETbux are continued

>>9685526
They wouldn't be here though.

>>9685010
>Just 50 years ago, even classes at top colleges like Wellsley specifically groomed girls to be housewives, with classes like feminine mannerisms, etiquette, ect.

I imagine they were very good at being housewives.

First day working at a job today, and I hate it! I envy you guys--some day, I hope to build a NEET mansion, and subsidise a NEET lifestyle for a few dozen people at a time...

I have also thought (as I'm sure many of you have) of an actual avenue for making money without having a 'traditional' job and while still maintaining a 'NEET' lifestyle... this could be participated in by the residents if they so desired.

Mesa, specifically East Mesa, in Arizona. Not much besides chain restaurants, chain stores, and mormons. Lots of empty shopping plazas and buildings and certain trailer parks that are completely empty during the summer. There's also a huge glow coming from Phoenix that makes the western/north western sky look ugly.

>>9684788
Posts like this are retarded. It's like those people who go "what business is it of yours what hobbies other people have? Grow up." What if one of those hobbies is dismembering small girls and mailing their limbs back to their families with descriptions of how you go about your torture?

It's of the quality of those boards. If you're sufficiently liberal I guess you would be upset to find all your /jp/ friends visit white supremacist forums, like /pol/. Likewise, it's only natural to despise crossboard posters from /a/ and /v/. Now go back to whichever you're from. You're not a truNEET like us.

>>9685598
>dismembering small girls and mailing their limbs back to their families with descriptions of how you go about your torture?
If there is no coercion, then what is the problem?

>>9685598
You're not supposed to take "truNEET" seriously.

Marblehead, MA

Are there any other NEET females out there? I hate pointing out my gender, but I know there are at least a few of you. I've been such a neet for the past 8 months, I don't work, I only go out with friends once a month or so, and I haven't had sex in over a year. It's so hard to get guys when you're a neet girl, they all think you're losers and want trashy, loud, orange fake tanned sluts.

>>9685605
That's what the falseNEETs want you to think.

>>9685598

Posts like this are retarded. Only a truly autistic individual would be completely intolerant of someone who was simply referring them with a term of endearment and somehow compare that with dismembering little girls. Furthermore, you somehow assume that anyone who posts on /jp/ 'magically' gets a job, a car, and a girlfriend when they make a post on /a/, /b/, or /v/. Are you serious? Anyways, it's not a big deal, bro... take it easy, bro... it's not like you can help it!

I'm such a neet, I broke up with my gf a month ago and now I only bang escorts because I'm not getting enough hours at the gym

>>9685611

>Go out with friends once a month
>Haven't had sex in a year

I'm not even technically a NEET, and yet this is still a lot less 'NEET' than me! (I'm a virgin, of course!)

Go kill yourself, cumdumpster.

>>9685619
You guys always get so incredibly bitter and hostile whenever a woman posts, why do you hate us so much?

What does it feel like to have a hardcore gamer girl put her soft foot on your dick and as she gets frustrated playing her game she jerks her foot around as she steps on your penis?

>>9685611
I'm a male, but wanna fuck? Virgin btw.

I want to reproduce, /jp/. Don't hate me for going to university so I can get a job to support a family.

>>9685611
>and I haven't had sex in over a year.
Epic post bro.

>>9685619
why did you fall for that dude?

>>9685629
Shut the fuck up, faggot. Call me and say that shit to my face, little bitch.

>>9685626
>I want to reproduce
Fucking disgusting. Kill yourself, you waste of space.

>>9685626
Wanting to reproduce is hardly an excuse for going to university. What about those lower class families with 10 children?

>>9685641
Whatever, virgin. Enjoy being the end to your family's genetic line, they've been reproducing for thousands of years and all their work will die along with you.

>>9685644
It's really somewhat unlikely that any given person is the sole living descendant of any ancestors besides possibly his immediate parents.

So...are most of you alone in your apartment/home ?

Id love to find a nice cheap studio. Unfortunately, its way too expensive for a single neet to sustain.

>>9685644
Nope.

>>9685656
Would you consider sharing an apartment?

>>9685656
Try renting, you can get some nice places where the owners are barely ever home if you shop around

Last time I posted in one of these I found two other guys who lived in Oregon as well. Hell, one of the guys was a 5 minute drive away. I wonder if they still come here.

>>9685656
Yeah right. I'd never be able to live on my own.

>>9685690
I don't think I'd ever want to meet someone from this board, that's a perfect recipe for the most awkward and uncomfortable moment of all time. Imagine sitting facing away from each other, making no eye contact, and making painfully awkward small talk.

>>9685521
>>9685526
>>9685532
LE NEET CULTURE xD faggots pls go.

>>9685701
Only normals would feel "awkward" in that situation.

so do any of you guys in CT want to smoke weed and play touhou

>>9685681
>>9685681
>>9685681
Please respond.

>>9685711
Shut up. I can't even feel awkward in social situations now without being a "normal"?

Tokyo, Japan.

>>9685711
I don't doubt quite a few users here have legitimate social anxiety. Being able to relate to another 2hu-lover isn't going to necessarily solve that.

Personally I would like to meet someone from here, but I'm afraid I'd come off too much as a "normal." I can party on weekends and come on /jp/ too!

>>9685739
The truly autistic neets are a vocal minority here

>>9685741
Well I just mean it's silly to say anyone who'd be awkward in the situation is a normal who can't relate and may not actually be someone who shares interests, but lacks the ability to socialize.

>>9685721
You spoke a word aloud today? Fucking normal.

Any NEETs here who aren't NEET by choice?

>>9685791
Like how?

Being laid off, or just being unable to function in society?

>>9685791

No such thing.

this is the worst neet lifestyle thread yet, which is saying a lot given they're already drowning with shitposts and crying about just what a NEET or truNEET is. some ground rules need to be laid down for these threads.

>>9686032
Where you from bro?

I made the mistake of sleeping during the day, now it's the middle of the night, and I can't sleep.

How should I pass the time?

>>9686043
Masturbate.

>>9686032
>this is the worst neet lifestyle thread yet
I'm sure the bar is lower than that.

>>9684556
hello i am nearby can we hang out

>>9686133
Don't do it, man, he just wants you to suck his cock.

>>9686151

In your mom lel.

>>9686151
Aaaaaand? What, are you straight or something?

Would anyone here be open to the idea of sharing a one or two bedroom apartment with another neet? I imagine as long as we stayed out of each other's way for most of the day there's wouldn't be any problems.

>>9686212
Sure, but I'm a top.

>>9686263
I hope you're not thinking bad things!

>>9686201
/jp/ hasn't managed to work its dark homo magic on me yet. My will is strong. I'll go down fighting, dammit!