/jp/ - Otaku Culture

why aren't you doubles?

why aren't you triples?

But I'm not.

I am, sometimes.

>>9681711
Hmph!

>>9681729
>9
Holy shit...

>>9681798

It was a 10% chance, don't get excited

Dated a girl, wasn't really too emotional, she thought I was boring, broke up with me.

Now I'm more emotional and girls like to friendzone me instantly.

i hate wimenz

How is this otaku culture?

Rolling, wish me luck.

>>9681902
I am a dating otaku.

Too much bullshit.

The first and last date I ever went on was when I was eight years old. I went and got hot dogs with a girl I was friends with and her mom. then we fucked. Imagine my surprise when ten years later I finally realize that was probably intended as a sort of date by our parents.

>>9681915
Who did you fuck? The girl or her mom?

>>9681935
Threesome.

Because I prefer fucking over having baggage.

because loli cat girls do not exist

Because I can't be bothered to leave my apartment in this heat unless I have to.

Also most of the people my age I know are my coworkers (thus, wd not fuk).

I've been in two relationships. Long story short: I'm sick of changing myself for others.

キモオタから

I literally do not know how to talk to women.

>>9682010
why would you want to date people your own age? older or younger are bound to be more interesting.

Had a girlfriend for 4 years. At first I thought it sucked that she broke up with me but I quickly realized that being alone is fucking awesome because I get to do whatever I want all the time.

Not gonna be doing that again, that's for sure.

i don't even have friends, how would i get a girlfriend?

Because all the touhous are in Gensokyo.

>>9682049
Younger disgust me so no. It's hard enough finding intellectual equals as it is.

I wish I could find a nice older man to romance but I am too nervous and lacking in self-confidence to be charming.

>>9682032
Me too. I feel like it was something, or a life lesson skipped over. You know how you missed a couple days of school and missed out on learning an important lesson? That's how I feel about with women.

Whatever.

>>9682032
>>9682112
You're thinking too hard.

>>9682136
I used to not think hard and every other word out of my mouth offended people.

>>9682112
There are women who feel like that too.

Don't worry Anonymous, you'll find the one for you someday if you don't give up.

Someday I'll find a girl who likes reading vanilla nukige

But not today

>>9682147
But I never leave the house.

And I have no job or car and I don't own the house I live in. I dropped out of college and have no marketable skills. No woman would ever want me.

Having a girlfriend can be quite a hassle. They get jealous whenever you do anything that isn't giving them attention. You'll never have time to enjoy your hobbies again, and if you even try to you will get an earful.

Count your blessings, singlefags.

>>9682205
Every one of my hobbies has ground to a halt. I have no energy for any of them anymore.

Having a boyfriend can be quite a hassle. They get jealous whenever you do anything that isn't giving them attention. You'll never have time to enjoy your hobbies again, and if you even try to you will get an earful.

Count your blessings, singlefags.

>>9682212
btw I am of the opposite sex to you

I have the most perfect girlfriend in the whole world. There's no girl on the planet who is as perfect as she is.

The only downside is that to create her I had to trip on hallucinogens nearly every day for three months while meditating until I lost my grip on reality. A good chunk of my sanity for the perfect girlfriend seems like a fair trade though.

>>9682248
Cool, what's her name?

>>9682172
I'd let you move in and be my little NEET. I get autism bux, we can NEET together in my mom's house

>>9682248
>A good chunk of my sanity for the perfect girlfriend

Most people lose their sanity to get a shit one so I'd say you did good

I did worse than have a girlfriend. I got engaged. Now, I've been gradually losing interest in her over the last year and getting more and more sick of her bullshit. On the one hand, I want things yo get better between us. On the other, I want to be single again.

>>9682300

>>9682300
Did you live with her beforehand at all?

>>9682300
please go blog about this on /soc/ and take this thread with you

>>9682315

Yeah, around 1-1.5 years.

because my fuck buddy is only that. all we do is play videogames together, and fuck me when either of us feels stressed down or haven't released in days.

>>9682372

OBESITY

>>9682372
holy fucking fatlegs, ahab

>>9682378
thats leg muscle dude