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Why don't you have an adorable little sister yet, /jp/?
Being an older brother is one of the greatest things you can be.

>> No.9680289

OP has no sister

>> No.9680293

worst 2hu

>> No.9680298

>>9680289
She's actually very adorable, I don't see her much anymore, but we play MMO's together sometimes!
The distance makes it hard to keep ugly boys away from her, but I still do my best to make sure she has standards.

>> No.9680302

>>9680298
I bet she thinks you're a bitter loser that doesn't want her to be happy.

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>>9680302
Sometimes she gets annoyed at first, but she comes around usually and admits I had the right idea. She's still young, she'll learn.

>> No.9680326

Ask my parents you retard.

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>>9680326
There's always adoption, don't give up hope so easily!

>> No.9680344

QUALITY THREAD

>> No.9680354

>>9680311
What does she think of your penis?

>> No.9680357

Fuck that, I love being an only child.

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>>9680354
She's never seen it, that's silly.
>>9680357
But imagine taking your imouto to the store, or helping her shop for school supplies, or teaching her how to play games. It's wonderful and I wish the same experience upon everyone.

>> No.9680373

>>9680365
It's a fun and games until she turns 13 and starts sucking dicks for money.

>> No.9680375

>>9680373
You're just jealous you can't suck dicks for money.

>> No.9680387

>>9680375
Th-that's not true! ;_;

>> No.9680392
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9680392

I've got a big huge ugly massive 240 pound obese little sister who weighs twice as much as I do and half the wit. She's a disgusting foojoeshi and draws horrible furry fanart. Not to mention she's getting into reddit's epic meemees only now and it's absolutely painful to be around her.

I guess I'm just unlucky.

>> No.9680397

I can't force my parents to have sex and make a child.

But I can find a woman who I can make a child with if I lower my standards enough. Besides all the things you guys like about little sisters can be found in daughters too.

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>>9680392
You should always cherish your little sister anon-sama, and know that she'll take your advice even if she rejects it at first. Suggest a healthier way of life, a more appropriate culture to be apart of.

But know that you should be happy with her no matter what, support her always!

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>>9680400
I don't think you understand so just keep your shut fucking trap.

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>>9680407
I think you're giving up

>> No.9680445

>>9680430
Make that present tense a past tense and you've got the right idea.

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