/jp/ - Otaku Culture

No because they are shit in real life.

If you did have a sister. You wouldn't feel this way at all. But that is just common knowledge.

The only way you can turn them into a sex slave is by severely fucking with their head when they're much younger and you don't want to do that, trust me.

Yeah, I've always wanted a sister

If you play it right: It's like having a convenient girlfriend who lives just down the hall.

If you play it wrong: You're in for years and years of hell.

Sister complexes are for people that don't have sisters. Or hillbilly rednecks that fuck everything that moves anyways.

Real sisters don't have to be shit. The perfect girl requires the perfect education from a young age. The people who have little sisters but hate them only have themselves to blame.

I have a pretty close relationship to my cousins. There are 11 who live just down the block and they all visit fairly regularly, enough for there to be random articles of clothing that get in the laundry here (with the occasional pair of panties). Growing up I was always over there, or they were over here and it didn't really matter which house a person slept at. I know it's not the same as siblings, but enough for me. I think of my cousins as siblings more than my actual siblings (who I never grew up with). One of my cousins came over on Friday evening and hasn't gone home since. I feel bad calling her my favorite, but it definitely seems that way. When I think "little sister", I think of her more than anyone else.

>>9668055
>If you play it right
You write as though this were a possibility.

Hell no. I'm a single child and I fucking love it.

Of all characters for you single child kids to get attached to, you choose Kirino?

>/jp/ is full of only children.

No wonder this place is so fucked up. Every only child I knew growing up was a entitled ugly crybaby with bizarre habits like playing with their pet cats vaginas.

My sister was an annoying unreasonable cunt. I'd rather had sex with my brother if I had to choose.

>>9668155
Who are you quoting?

I love being an only child! Never had to share anything, got almost everything I ever wanted and now I get to leech of my mother until she dies of old age. I'm living the dream!

My imouto is autistic, so there's barely any interaction hence I somewhat feel like an only child. Still love her to death, though.

>>9668160
I'll fucking kill you.

>>9668095
Ahahahahahaha

>>9668155
Are all siblingfags this prejudiced and uncultured?

Go back to fucking /a/ you're not going to purge this board too.

>>9668183
That's not an answer.

>>9668189
You are a proud autist.

>>9668186
It's a fact that only children are generally shitty in any way imaginable.
Look it up

>>9668206
I doubt it. It seems to me like it's just another case of bitter poorfags lashing out at people more successful than them (naturally, only children are far more likely to come from successful families as rich, educated people can control their breeding habits). Your hostility seems to confirm this hypothesis.

My elder sister is probably the only human being I really care about and the only one I can have an interesting convesation with. We have been living together in a rented aparment for a year and we have never had a problem, I even sometimes feel that he has grown way to attached to me, when she is at home she is always "Anon, anon, anon anon, anon do this, anon do that" and this summer I decided to spent 4 weeks with my mother that lives 2 hours away from my city and I had to go to visit her every weekend because she can`t stand being alone and gets to paranoic and starts sending texts constantly asking when I am going to come back.

I have a sister and it isn't really anything to be envious about.

>>9668094
It seems that the girl on the left had a great life, while the life of the other was rather dull and boring.

I have an older sister and a younger sister. They're both fat sluts.

>>9668236
>It seems that the girl on the left had a great life, while the life of the other was rather dull and boring.

Slutty femanon detected.

>>9668238
You might as well be married. I swear there was a doujin with this exact plot.

>>9668246
Stop promoting rape culture

>>9668238
Does she actually call you "anon"?

> "Anon, anon, anon anon, anon do this, anon do that"
So in other words she bosses you around.

>>9668061
I have a real little sister and I love brother/sister incest.

I have a sister and she has a boyfriend that she brings over and they make me feel like a stranger in my own house and like I am not welcome because they stare at me when I walk by..

>>9668261
Beat him.

>>9668248
Please try to remember. I like reading vanilla doujins for the plot.

>>9668238
How pretty is she?

>>9668261
You should kill her boyfriend.

>>9668261
She's probably embarrassed by you.

>>9668261
That's the kind of situation that calls for piss bottles in your room.

>>9668061
I have an older sister and an older brother and brother/sister incest is my fetish.

>>9668250
You femanons love rape.

>>9668261
If someone did this to me in my own house I'd ask them if they wanna die. Doesn't work if you are very small/feminine though.

>>9668238
Eat her out.

>>9668238
She sounds like she'd be up for the sex.

>>9668250
women were made made weak by god so we could rape them

>>9668238
Sleep next to her and move her hand on your cock under the covers while pretending to be asleep. If she doesnt pull her hand out and/or grabs your cock you're set.

This is what I did with my sister and we fucked multiple times per week for years. 100% serious.

>>9668250
Rape is the good old traditional way of breeding for both humans and dolphins.

>>9668238
You should say "I will only return here if you have sex with me every day"
She will likely refuse at first, so you'll have to leave for a couple of days. But then she'll agree to the terms and want you back.

I have three younger sisters and it's not like one of my Japanese anime at all.

>>9668301
How is it reasonable for her to believe you navigate her hand under your clothing while sleeping?

>>9668306
>>9668304
>>9668301
>>9668293
>>9668287
>>9668281

Only children lacking tact, subtlety and situational awareness.

>>9668155
>Every only child I knew growing up was a entitled ugly crybaby with bizarre habits like playing with their pet cats vaginas.
I actually knew an only child that liked playing with his cat's vagina. Is this a common thing?

>>9668320
Yes, those are the only ones I go for.

>>9668320
You're right. He shouldn't explicitly ask her for sex. He should just imply that he's planning to leave her and she'll naturally resort to bribing him with sex as a last resort.

>>9668267

>>9668304
>Scientists have strong evidence that most dolphins are promiscuous.
perhaps we're all dolphins

>>9668306
>>9668304
>>9668301
>>9668293
>>9668287
>>9668281

I am asexual and she recently got a boyfriend

>>9668336
>I am asexual

>>9668336
Wow, what a lame fag you are.

>>9668336
Way to be a doormat.

>>9668336
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cognitive_dissonance

>>9668336
Do they have sex in your apartment? How does an asexual person like yourself deal with something like that?

>>9668336
NTR that shit dude.

>>9668336
well I guess God likes to give bread to the toothless

>>9668320
Just say "autistic", it's shorter.

>>9668320
I'm the one fucking my sister, who the fuck are you shithead?

At least when your parents die your inheritance won't be split two ways.
That fact depresses me; I have a 16 or 17 year old sister.

>>9668335
These scientists sound like furries

>>9668362
At least you have an inheritance.

>>9668362
What inheritance? I'm poor as HELL dude.

>>9668362
Just use the old-fashioned solution. Add arsenic to her food.

>>9668348
Deal with what? They do it at late night and close the door is not my damn bussines. But one day my sister asked me to buy her pills, that was akward...

>>9668369
>>9668371
What kind of moron gets born to poor parents?

>>9668379
You should have been fuck off dude

>>9668369

I suppose so. My maternal grandmother is 100 though, so if my mother follows in her footsteps I won't see any of it.

>>9668372

A car crash with all of them in the car would be the optimal solution. I say that as a joke of course.

>>9668379
You're so beta it hurts to read. You're like her mommy or something, it is so pathetic. I laugh at you.

>>9668378
Hey man that's cold. I respected you.

>>9668379
Well, now it's clear the reason she always says "Anon, anon, anon anon, anon do this, anon do that" is because she knows you're her bitch.

>>9668385
Organize a family conference at a small island and once they're all there blow it up. Problem solved.

I get even more depressed when I remember that I was supposed to have a sister but my mom got an abortion thus killing her. She would have been 7 years younger than me, a good age difference ;_;

>>9668408

A foolproof plan. I shall begin preparation immediately.

>>9668414
>got an abortion thus killing her
What are you talking about? It wasn't even alive to begin with.

>>9668414

>>9668419
everyone get a load of this libtard. Get out of /jp/, this is a Christian board

>>9668414
Can you blame her for not wanting another one of you?

I have three older sisters and one younger (mormon family), and while it's nothing like my girly cartoons they're nice to have around.

Sure they're bitches sometimes, and selfish just like everyone else, but they don't hate me for the sole reason that we're family. I'd highly reccommend at least one sister.

>>9668021
I have a younger 11 yr old cousin.
You don't want to hang around young girls OP, trust me. She is a true sadist and I'm too beta to refuse her ideas about what to do when I visit their house with my family. Fuck off with kids.

>>9668414
I was supposed to have a few years older brother/ sister, but my mom aborted him/her because our father was cheating badly and fucking shit up back then.

>>9668429
They don't hate you because they want your dick.

>>9668379
Wow dude. Murder them both.

>>9668441
You have no idea what I would do to have a sadistic little girl torture me in every way imaginable.

I was able oversee the development of my little sister since she was born when I was 14. She's still a bully sometimes but at least she won't turn out into a complete vapid bitch.

>>9668441
>>9668441
> true sadist

Bueno.jpg

>>9668419

>>9668459
I can read this AND my mother murdered me before birth. Balls in your court

Younger sisters aren't really great. I've got to admit I used to have fun playing together and such and we share taste in video games (we played Ace Attorneys at the same pace, for example), but now that she's growing everything has pretty much going to shit. She had problems in school because she performed bad just to get closer to some boy she liked (likes? I hope not...) and he blackmailed her into doing his homework.

>>9668196
>>9668320
>>9668186
>>9668218
>>9668338
>>>/b/

Younger sisters aren't really great. I've got to admit I used to have fun playing together and such and we share taste in video games (we played Ace Attorneys at the same pace, for example), but now that she's growing everything has pretty much gone to shit. She had problems in school because she performed bad just to get closer to some boy she liked (likes? I hope not...) and he blackmailed her into doing his homework.

>>9668196
>>9668320
>>9668186
>>9668218
>>9668338
>>>/b/

>>9668468
>he blackmailed her into doing his homework.
have you beaten the shit out of him like a true Japanese?

>>9668468
thats terrible
you can't trust anyone except family

>>9668442

I actually thought this for a while. When we were younger, my little sister and I got along really well, and had cute kisses and stuff. We're pretty close in age, and at this point I was extremely attracted to her. When she started growing up and getting hairy though I started getting grossed out by her body, and near the same time she started to realize how off I was. So now we're just casual family members, which is probably for the best.

I love my little sister more than anything else in the world. We do everything together. She's currently asleep in my bed right now.

>>9668468
She only went looking for other men because you failed in your duty.

>>9668474
>We do everything together
Good, at least one person in this thread has given into their natural state.

I fucking wish I had a little sister.
My parents seem to think the same too, since they keep trying over and over again. Now I have too much brothers.

>>9668468
If she was doing his homework, wouldn't she have been performing well? I mean she'd be learning everything at a normal pace and acing tests and assignments, right?

Sorry, I'm not challenging your story at all, it's probably a difference in our educational systems.

>>9668470
I don't even know his name. She was sick of her stomach because of stress, my mom went to talk with her teacher and she explained it to her. Later she (my mom) told me when my sister wasn't around. Since then she has recovered good grades again.

The blackmail thing wasn't threatening her with violence or anything physical, he said he would tell everyone she liked him unless she did his homework.

>>9668490
In her class, children with bad grades are sit the most close to the teacher. She got bad grades in exams in purpose to get close to him.

What if you people who had imoutos got her kidnapped one day, and then after a month without her you find CP of her posted in /jp/?

I'd start crying an entire ocean.

>>9668486
I hate to let you down, but there's nothing lewd going on.
She does still sleep with me though. Hates sleeping by herself.

>>9668497
>children with bad grades are sit the most close to the teacher
That is retarded as fuck. I remember when I was in highschool, just by sitting on the front and paying attention like an interested autist, I would score from 7 to 9, I never studied apart from paying attention.

>>9668505
What a shame. Please avoid boring us any further then.

>>9668505
>>9668511
I like the cute imouto route, not the lewd imouto.

>>9668510
Oh, but the teachers are the ones that decide the seats of children, and her teacher uses that criteria.

And by the way, I'm a superb college student and I agree paying attention is one of the most important parts of getting good grades.

When I was younger I went to my friend's house. He has 4 sisters.

After that experience I can safely say that I don't want one.

>>9668520

I sit in front in college, pay attention.

None of the shit they say in class is included in the test itself. Basically "read a fucking book or fail".

>>9668530
Well, for me it's pretty much the opposite.

>>9668535
Well, for me it's pretty much the opposite.

>>9668535
You probably go to a decent college.

>>9668530
you can pass those classes?
From elementary onwards, the teachers have always taught the tests.
But once i was in college, the teachers spent all day talking about their own shit and no anything on the test. Not even the textbook covered what was on the test.

>>9668510
In middle school I had to sit next to the teacher's desk because I would look around all class and not focus on the board. I had the highest grades in the class regardless though, so I'm not sure why they gave any sort of shit whether it ""looked`` like I was paying attention. It must be SO distracting to have some four foot white kid staring at the ceiling during the lecture, right?

I don't have an imouto.

If you had a cute sister in real life, she would eventually be brainwashed by school, or by the medias, or by feminism, or by......
Anyway I think you got my point now. Humans are fickle being, especially women, just keep on fapping to 2D.

>>9668538
Well, for me it's pretty much the opposite.

Let's keep the thread about imoutos.

>>9668544
Little girls are now molds, and can only be molded by media.

How do you mold a mold?

>>9668545
Well for me it's pretty much THIS!

*whips out dick*

>>9668520
I gave up on the education system when I realised that everything apart from mathematics and the hard sciences was basically "don't think, feel."

>>9668551
makes me wonder what your subject is

>>9668554
With lots of mold.

>>9668549
You can be your imouto's mold if you actually cared.
I homeschool my little sister because she doesn't go to school anymore (family issues). We don't own a TV, either. >>9668505 here.

>>9668552
I remember that in secondary school, I had a 10 in Physics and 9.8 in Math, as for Biology, 6.1.

Although that isn't related imoutos.

>>9668561
Eromanga has taught me that you can mold your imouto's vagina using your dick.

People with actual little sisters that I know say that if I did have one I probably couldn't stand it, and there is nothing sexy about a little sister.
Have VNs and animu corrupted me?

>>9668561
>You can be your imouto's mold if you actually cared.
Lie. She'll listen more to a Canadian kid than her loving older brother.

I only have an older sister. Who used to be a delinquent in highschool, though she tried to keep me out of the bullshit I still had a bad a reputation.

>>9668573
Ask them if they sexually experimented with their little sisters. Though they'd probably deny it if they had. (I know I did.)

>>9668561
You are a nice person, I hope that things are going well.

>>9668573
No one is going to admit they love their little sister except Anonymously on the internet.

I have a little sister, after she turned 13 she turned into a promiscious, pretentious little slut. Bringing home a new boyfriend every month. Nothing new though, at least not when you live in a country like Sweden.

>>9668626
>Sweden.
She must be very pretty.

>>9668634
Half of sweden is muslim now, they are embracing diversity.

>>9668441
The closest imouto I have is my cousin too. She wasn't a sadist like yours, so I'd be the one teasing her all the time while she giggles.

I would turn out to be a bigger loser every year while she grows to become a beautiful young lady. The last time I saw her, I barely said anything and avoided having meals with my family. The only thing I did was getting one of my family member to show her a text message I asked to relay, which involves a funny way of saying 'good bye, have fun' and her pet name added in. I heard she laughed when she read the message.

Fast forward a couple of months, I heard from my aunt that she has been going home late at night daily while dropping grades harder than Kenshiro can drop thugs. She was so pure, why is she turning out to become like how I used to be? I wish I can help her out, but she lives too far from me. I trust her nii-san and nee-san will do something about this issue.

>>9668626
Kill her

I have two older sisters. One has big breasts and the other is flatchested. I used to let my sister do my hair and paint my nails. I would fuck the middle sister, the eldest one feels too much like a guardian for me to be interested.

>>9668663
> I would fuck the middle sister
Explain further

>>9668021

I have an older sister. Our years together were filled with so many ups and downs... No pun intended.

>>9668663
>2 sisters
>the middle one

>>9668700

He accidentally counted his mom.

>>9668700
he's the youngest of 3 siblings

>>9668676
>>9668700
from oldest to youngest
>older sister
>middle sister
>the above poster (probably a faggot or lesbian)
there, not that hard

>>9668561
I hate you with a great passion. Fuck you.
Jealousy kills me, why it was you and not me? I envy you so much.

> real imoutos
> depressing thread
This is why I told you not to mix reality with 2D !

>>9668721
I just feel happy for people better off than me instead of being jealous, because it is pleasant enough to know there is still some happiness left in the world.

>>9668561
Could you give me a description of her? I'm starting to fantasize, non-lewdly.

There's this little girl in my Japanese class that I'm currently taking. I'm trying to think of a way to convince her to be my little sister (non lewd, of course). Help me out.

>>9668752
how little?

Step-sisters are better.

>>9668763
Hmm, I don't know exactly. She looks 10-12 though.

>>9668728
who are you quoting nerd

I just went to see a movie with my sister. It was nothing special to be honest.

>>9668771
What if she went to ask her parents for permission first? You'll get into big trouble.

>>9668781
Ask for permission for what?

>>9668778
he's using meme arrows you gaylord

>>9668784
You are going to convince her to be your little sister, right? So at one point, you'll be asking her to become your little sister, right? What if she tells you that she has to get permissions from her parents first before becoming your non lewd imouto? Then before you can tell her not to, she runs off back home, and then...

>>9668790
Damn, I guess I hadn't considered that. Perhaps I'll need to rethink my strategy.

>>9668744

>>9668155
That's true. Everyone I know without siblings was completely fucked up.

>>9668304
>Rape is the good old traditional way of breeding for both humans and dolphins.

Indeed. Every human alive is the descendant of countless men who raped women, and countless women who didn't put up a fight when they were raped.

Therefore, it is natural that men rape, and natural that women don't try to resist even if they claim they don't want it.

I have a little sister and she is great I have shaped her into a little nerdling much like my self and I spoil her rotten we have even had tea parties where in I use my pastiear training to make great deserts like rustic fruit tarts and various cakes as well as homemade pies served with fresh pressed loose leaf teas and we discuss anime, mangas, j-pop, k-pop, internet humor, and traditional gaming most of which I have bought for her.

>>9668839
Yeah but does she let you fuck her?

People with siblings seem to end up more normalfag.

No sibling, no offline friend master race individuals like myself can truly escape the shackles of normality.

>>9668839
> a little nerdling much like my self
Please fuck off and use the two keys that are right next to the M more frequently.

>>9668839
Damn you're such a fag.
Get the fuck out of here.

>>9668744
>>9668815
I'm not sure what you want. Blonde hair, blue eyed, she's fairly short for her age (she's eight). She's cute now, and will most assuredly stay that way. As far as personality, she's the kind of kid that you don't find anymore. She's the adventurous type, we take regular romps around town and into the desert, she loves 'exploring'. She has an incredibly mischievous streak in her as well, but I consider it another facet of her curiosity so I try not to be hard on her. The 'homeschooling' I give her isn't legitimate, I'm still following along the material the state gives out for it but she's fallen too far behind from moving around and there's not really a plan to get her in school yet. All the same, she loves learning, and she'll put just as much effort into it as I put into it, which I find really endearing.

>>9669000
And I've already passed wall of text territory, so I'll stop. My biggest regret and simultaneously my biggest motivation to improve is the fact that she looks up to me so much and I am pretty much a complete fuck up. If it wasn't for her I'm not sure where I'd be at.
When we lay down to go to sleep, she'll snuggle her head right up to my ear and whisper "I love you." and give me a kiss. I can't articulate the overwhelming amount of love I feel for her.

>>9669005
You're a good brother. Be a good example for her!

>>9669005
I truly and honestly wish the best for you and your sister. Disregarding any jadedness and angst I might have picked up over the course of my life, I can say that I wish more people like you existed.

>>9669005
>When we lay down to go to sleep, she'll snuggle her head right up to my ear and whisper "I love you." and give me a kiss

Growing up alone sucked massive shit. I was supposed to be the second child of the family but the first died from a miscarriage. She was supposed to be a girl.

>>9670392
PWNED HARD

>>9669005
Even though I have a hard time believing this, my heart actually skipped a beat while reading the spoilered text.

I have two sisters an older and younger and its hell. They're awful.

Nah, I'm an only child and it's fucking great because I get to have whatever I want. I don't want some shitty little sister ruining that for me.

I have a little sister and we're really close. I feel so grateful to have someone I can just talk shit with when I'm bored. She's like a best friend. God knows why she looks up to me of all people considering how much of a fuck-up I am, but I'm glad she does. Of course, I secretly wish she was more like an "imouto-type", but perhaps it's best to let fantasy remain fantasy.

For those who have bitchy little sisters, I think most of you only have yourselves to blame. An older brother exerts tremendous influence upon younger siblings. It's your fault that you didn't nudge her in the right direction.

>>9669000
>>9669005
A keyboard. My keyboard, is simply incapable of feeling what I wish I could type. I seriously cannot fathom it, but I'll try.

Dear Anon,

I recently happened upon your messageboard post in which you claimed that one of my dearest objects of affection and enthusiasm was, in fact, real and dignifying for admiration by anyone of taste. Upon reading your uncouth words i was utterly taken by an immediate and paralyzing jealousy. Seizing the nearest piece of computer machinery, I flung it with great force towards the window in a scintillating display of exploding glass fragments. And while seized by this paroxysm, I proceeded to thoroughly destroy all technology which could possibly convey your maddening words to my eyes, howling at the very gods for
bestowing this cruel fate of jealousy upon me. As I write this now from the alleyway on the crudest of borrowed apparatus, a shell of my former self, I can only curse your name, and rue the day on which I read your post.

>>9670464
You do know some people are just born bitchy like myself for example.

I have always disliked my older sibling just because I find him weird and gross looking and I doubt most people in the house would care much if I go missing as they tell me they can't wait for me to leave so they can cut all contact.

>>9669000
I call bullshit, this can't be real.

>>9669000
>>9669005
you're doing this so a bunch of failures over the internet feel jealous about a fake story, even if it's anonymously.
your "I don't care if you believe me" type argument will not be of any use.

>>9670549
Suck my dick. Even if it's not real I'm happy I believe it's true. Now fuck off.

>>9670554
Dude, that's like believing a doujin is true.

my imouto is turning out horrible thanks to pop culture. she's also a total bitch and tries to beat me up, then cries when I do judo on her.

>>9670514
>just born bitchy
I really doubt that. Though babies are born with certain temperaments, I have yet to hear anything about those carrying onto their personalities as they grow up. You are probably bitchy as a result of your upbringing. Perhaps between your brother and you is too large of an age gap (or not enough). If he did a better job as an older brother, maybe you wouldn't be so bitchy.

>>9670558
Y-You mean they aren't?!

>tfw you big sis enters your room and mocks you everyday
>tfw youe lil sis enters your room and gives you head and the you cuddle her to sleep

I love mi lil sis

>>9670587
Fuck you

I said before he is disgusting to me (I do not like being in the same room as him let alone talk to him) maybe you should open your eyes and read lard ass instead running your diarrhea box.

FUCK dealing with /jp/ shitheads make blood boil!

>>9670650
Like I said, if you think he's disgusting, it's probably because he's not doing a good job of being an older brother.

>>9670650
You have kind of a temper. I wouldn't want you to be my brother either I don't think.

>>9670689
His face is disgusting

>>9670716
Fuck you shithead I'm a girl

>>9670747

>His face is disgusting

I'm sure you ain't no work of art yourself there, woman.

I have an older sister, and we get along really well despite not having much in common. She's the only one in my family who still gave me gifts after my 6th birthday, and she always asked if there was anything I wanted instead of getting me something random I probably wouldn't like. She also pretty much raised me herself since our parents spent most of their time arguing over every little thing. I doubt I'll be able to repay her for everything she's done for me, but knowing her she probably doesn't care. I love her to bits.

>>9670804
I have gotten work done (fillers in my nose,teeth whitening) and am part of the online thinspo community.

I hate ugly people and it's the reason I am on the internet 90% of the time.

I find anime characters to be the ideal (though a bit exaggerated) look thin,pale,clear skin and I want to try my best to look as good as that.

I want to get my calf muscles shrunken to as big calfs are manly.

>>9668188

/jp/ is being killed by these underage faggots

>>9670747
Get out of /jp/ you 3D filth. Unless you're going to post pictures of your unworthy 3D tits for me to fap to (and them feel bad about doing so) then leave. Only little nice girls and 2D females are allowed, not angsty teenage bitches.

>>9670866
*then

>>9670866
Get bent fuckface my body is only for the enjoyment of me!

I wish I could really marry myself sometimes because it really seems like no man or woman could satisfy me.

>>9670908
Do it; two cocks are better than one!

>>9670848
>Thinspo community
Sorry I'd rather be with someone naturally thin than someone who has to be part of a "community" to not be a fatass.

>>9670920
Speaking of penis it disgusts me to think of how many men don't shave their pubic region it is highly unappealing to have hair anywhere but your head.

I get so damn depressed about having a sister sometimes.

Anyone else feel this way?

>>9670932
So you're implying that women should also shave down there? How slutty. It's like anticipating the exposure of one's crotch.

>>9670941
Not that guy, but I find all body hair to be nasty, so yes they should.

>>9670925
We in the community are not just trying to be average weight like a fat cow we love bones.

There are so posers who post "real girl thinspo" but they are just fakers.

I am pro-Ana and pro-Mia and weigh a perfect 90lbs.

I hate fatasses more than uglies!

>>9670514
You sound like a complete bitch.

I'd destroy your vagina. How would you like to get raped by a bunch of /jp/ers, slut?

>>9670955
Sex is for losers who can't appreciate the greatness of their own body so no.

I got a vibrator ready If I want to provide MYSELF with comfort without dealing with some guy who doesn't know what he is doing in my dollhouse.

>>9670968
Rock on gurl.

>>9670968
I didn't say it would be up to you, whore.

Me and the rest of my fig collecting, eroge playing bros are going to hold you down and have our way with you. And because you're a dirty slut who fantasizes about shit like that, you're going to cum over and over again.

Fucking whore. We'll teach you to be so disrespectful to your onii-chan. I bet you love getting slapped around in bed too.

>>9670976

>bros

How old are you?

>>9670968

So you take an imitation dick and imagine men using your body instead, lol ok.

>>9670968
>>>/cgl/

Although I can't say I disagree with allowing yourself to only sleep with people you want to, but the rest of your posts are fucking awful, and you're not really welcome here.

/jp/ - trolls trolling trolls

>>9670988
I imagine me inside of me satisfying me in a way that only I can.

You disgusting uglies wouldn't understand self confidence and loving yourself.

>>9671000
Then why use an imitation dick?

Femanons are batshit.

You exist to please us. That's why you were put on Earth. To sexually please us and bear our children.

>>9668021

I wish I had the best girl in Oreimo as my imouto. Pic related.

The capacity of humans to be deluded is astounding. Also,
>212 posts and 11 image replies omitted. Click here to view.

This thread is the sort of shit I would expect to see on /a/

>>9671011
I don't think anyone's deluded. People are just bored and reply seriously to trolls to make conversation.

>>9671002
Because most vibrators are shaped like penises I saw some chord like ones in a doujin but I don't know what they are called.

Anyways living life for anyone but yourself is retarded and I will soon remove my uterus than have children.

>>9671002
I wouldn't say all femanons are this bad, but this one certainly is.

I just don't take well to a lot of the pro-ana people just because I personally find people who are just bones sickening though, and that movement leads to a lot of women with insecurities, such as this one. See how defensive she's getting over the fact that SHE loves HER body and you silly /jp/ers are scum? She has to make herself feel better, so she talks down people on /jp/ to feel competent, thus making her own inherent lack of confidence and self-acceptance obvious. (It's okay to want to lose weight, but pro-ana is bullshit)

Just ignore her and hope she starves herself to death with her own stupidity.

>>9671023
It's probably just a guy having a laugh. Everyone knows that right?

>>9671019
You = Lewd slut.

>>9671023
I smell a fat bitch

>>9671017
People like her do exist though, talking about "self confidence and loving onself" as if it's holy. Wouldn't be surprising, though I agree most replies are probably assuming troll and countertrolling.

>>9671023

She disrespected her brother. She probably disrespects her otou-sama too. Girls need to be obedient, demure and loving. Who the HELL taught them to be so lewd?

>>9671035
Thank you

Nobody on /jp/ ever has sex.

I'm probably the most aesthetic guy here and I've never even kissed a girl. Peterpan4lyfe

I have a little sister that I watch anime and read VNs with, but you all probably know about that already because I brag about it at every chance I get.

Seriously, I don't mention it too much, do I?

>>9671053
If you are beautiful then all you need is yourself don't listen to the normals and their war on beauty!

Only you can love you
Only you can love you
Only you can love you

>>9671050
One day you'll want to have kids, I guarantee you that.

>>9671053
Aesthetic in a girly-boy way or aesthetic in a burly manhairchest way?

(I won't be able to sleep if you don't answer.)

>>9671023
Yeah, an inferiority complex. she probably (assuming it isn't a fat neckbeard) browses /jp/ to feel better about herself. It's okay though. A lot of females are this way. "Oh, you're a NEET/Hikki on the verge of suicide?!" *feels superior*

>>9671071

girly-boy I guess.

I'm 22 but look 17/18. Lifting now for 2+ years

>>9671067
No I won't children are a burden and cause financial problems if I wanted a pet I'd get one then when it gets too big and ugly I can leave it outside to starve or send it to the pound.(I can't do that with kids at least not in the US)

I want my life to be about ME and what I want.

i hate my sisters!!!!!
the elder one is a stupid gamer girl who has mood swings
the younger one is a 13 year old facebook girl who watches pewdiepie
they both are horrible!

>>9671081
Thanks, that means sweet dreams for me

>>9671082
Like I said before 2D is the closest to my beauty ideals (I like touhou and idolmaster too) I couldn't give less than a fuck what some fag in the "NEET blog" thread does.

>>9671084
>Wants to be promiscuous
>Hedonistic
>Hates children
>Vile attitude
>No love/affection for anything
>No love even for family
>Can't even cook

The funny thing is, you may be obsessed with physical beauty but you're about as unfeminine as a fucking fat beer swilling man.

I'd take a plain, feminine girl over a worthless piece of trash like you any day of the week. You're a man with a vag.

>>9671093
Are your sisters ugly?Are you ugly?

>>9671093

You're a girl aren't you?

I remember your cute song.

You aren't a slut like the other girl ITT are you?

>>9671100
Yes and yes.

>>9671100
yeah theyre ugly and im ugly too

>>9671098
Meh, some of those things aren't a big deal, but this girl's complete lack of empathy for other human beings kinda bugs me.

Plus the fact that she attacks others to make herself feel better isn't exactly great. Why does she even care? Bring the people around you up, not down.

>>9671098
Personality is easily faked so I don't care!

When I'm in public I get complimented by the most ugly people about how sweet and kind I am all while trying to hold back the vomit in my throat.

So enjoy your plain bitch.

>>9671104
thats acutalyl my friend kafukas song not mine sorry for the confusion

this is my favorite milky holmes picture

>>9671105
Don't worry I'm sure after some surgery and weight loss you could be pretty.

>>9671112
is kafukachan slutty?

I have a half sister. My father was a horny fuck so he had to knock up a prostitute, resulting in her.

I have probably spent less than 30 minutes of m time together with her total within my life, which of most was just me visiting my father years back in hong kong and she just happened to be there. Her whore of a mother probably taught her to call me older brother to be polite but I feel nothing.

>>9671111
you remind me of that person n a z
she called me ugly and talked about how attactive she was and how it justified her being mean

we will all be worm food one day so be nice while it counts
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li312puFga1qb6t6wo1_500.jpg

>>9671130
His name is Joseph.

>>9671130
You're so adorable, bully-chan, way nicer than that horrible masculine girl. Do you ever want to have children of your own?

>>9671116
im underweight anyway i dont care about being attractive who am i going to be impressing? i never want to leave my bedroom ever

>>9671119
no shes really nice and her boyfriend makes good mash ups on youtube

>>9670951

You say your pro-anorexia & pro-bulimia. Why do you idolize mental disorders such as these. Have you ever seen anyone die from malnourishment. When you have seen anorexics being feed via a nasogastric insertion in order to keep them alive you would change your mind. It is a dibiletating disorder.

(Picture Kate, died age 31 weighing only 29.8kgs).

>>9671130
You're such a sweetheart.

>>9671130
Go get bent Milky Slut why don't you become worm food right now you ugly sack of useless human garbage?

>>9671148

Wow, she was pretty hot.

>>9671145
i sort of do and i sort of dont
i want to have cute kids and raise them well but im scared of being a bad parent and raising a worthless person like me

>>9671134
i dont care because she wants to be seen as a girl so thats what ill call her

>>9671147
If she has a boyfriend, that means she's slutty because it means she's had sex.

Girls shouldn't be allowed to have sex unless their father says they can.

>>9671111

You sound like someone who gets bullied at school (not saying you do) Who compliments you? Your family? Guess what, that's their job. A well established family isn't going to belittle you for your lack of empathy. Heh, I bet you feel really bad ass though. That "vomit" you're holding back is caused by the grief you secretly hold within. You try too hard to give off a "non-conformist bitch" attitude, but honestly, you just sound silly. Maybe one day you'll outgrow your naivety and clouded logic.

In the mean time, have fun dying alone; may your two fingers serve you well.

>>9671098
>Associating any of that with masculinity

Yeah, no. Get fucked, you sexist piece of shit

>>9671148
The ones who die quickly were probably losers already so fuck if I care~

I would never want a face that boney (Only my ribs and thighs/arms) because it is not attractive.

>>9671151
have fun with your hatred

>>9671150
i believe that if you can put some good out into the world it will come back to you

>>9671160
i dont know anything about kafukas private life but i dont think shes a slut
what if your father dies or goes away who can say then? :/

>>9671175
Femanon slut pls go.

>>9671182

This has nothing to do with my gender and everything to do with the quoted poster's view of men = bad, women = good

>>9671162
I was never bullied and I don't get complimented by anyone because I rarely speak to anyone (including my family) unless something is in it for me otherwise people are a waste of time.

>>9671175

suck my cock, dude.

>>9671187
you = slut

you = unfeminine

>>9671196

>>9671178
I like you.

Some of your post suck but these posts are actually good. /jp/ needs some positive reinforcement from someone who makes cute posts with Sheryl.

>>9671200

I don't think you are grasping the fact that I am an unrelated poster taking offense at the quoted poster's view on me as a male

>>9671206
thanks! im gonna play dark souls now
dont let bullies get to you

>>9671202
So I'm edgy because I think logically?We all die by ourselves so why can't I enjoy life by myself and using who I have to when I need to?

>>9671178
What do you look like, bully-chan?

THIS THREAD FUCKING SUCKS BALLS WHATAFUCK IS HAPPENING TO MY /JP/ HORRY SHET

>>9671173

That girl lived with Anorexia for 16 years before dying as the direct result of organ death related to lack of blood supply, resulting from her condition. Your lack of empathy for another human being is disgusting.

>>9671229
It's just girls pretending to be "badass". You know what girls are like, deep down they're all absurd empathetic to the point of being able to forgive a guy who beats the shit out of them. So sometimes they play at being sociopaths just to seem more 'badass'.

Girls need husbands.

I'm a girl!

Ask me anything!

I never thought I'd see the day when the best part of a thread was the milky holmes pictures ;_;

On-topic, I have an older brother so maybe he would like me to be his little sister. I'm not cute though so I doubt it. Are ugly sisters with big square chins okay?

>>9671239

>Girls need husbands.

I think you spelled kitchens wrong.

>>9671236
How many vibrators do you own?

>>9671213

Psychopathy from the Ancient Greek "psyche", -soul, mind and, "pathos" -suffering, disease, condition) is a personality disorder that has been variously described as characterized by shallow emotions (in particular reduced fear), stress tolerance, lacking empathy, coldheartedness, lacking guilt, egocentricity, superficial charm, manipulativeness, irresponsibility, nonplanfulness, impulsivity, and antisocial behaviors such as parasitic lifestyle and criminality.

>>9671250
Stop!

She's pure!

>>9671241

Cuteness is as much mannerisms and spirit as physical appearance. Don't underestimate your moe, femanon. We all have a little!

>>9671229
People die everyday so why should I care about some random bitch who I did not know and held no value in my life.

I'm not going to cry over her "sob story" because I honestly don't care.

>>9671255
How is being a whore for attention considered pure?
Whore.

>>9671261
Deep down you just want to be loved, lol. Female transparency is so cute. You're all vulnerable deep down.

>>9671262
you don't know her like I do

>>9671273

In the Biblical sense? Whore.

>>9671269
Not really but I would "love" a rich guy (or girl) who had enough money to give me a fabulous life of riches.

The only person who can truly love you 100% is yourself like I have said over and over.

>>9671257

Ah no that didn't really come across like I'd expected. I'm a man.

>>9671296
You don't fool me.

>>9671261

I can't seem to face up to the facts
I'm tense and nervous and I can't relax
I can't sleep 'cause my bed's on fire
Don't touch me I'm a real live wire

Psycho killer
Qu'est que c'est
Fa-fa-far better
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, away

why are you conversing with a trolleru?

>>9671296
This is what sluts actually believe.

>>9671329
Is that The Bane from batman 3?

>>9671325
Okay I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree on that.

>>9671316

So? It's only a difference in pronouns; I stand by my statement

>>9671325

You know, even if she's being an obnoxious cunt about it, she's right. Please do not assume all of us are sitting around hoping for twu wuv to rescue us from our life of banality

I mean, it'd be nice to find your one true love, but really, I won't cry over missing out on it, and I doubt she will be either

>Implying she is not just the most blindingly obvious troll in the thread and you have not been looking like a retard for the better part of an hour

>>9671348
Are you a girl?

Girls are emotionally vulnerable and desire to feel special and loved. Why do you deny this?

Girls randomly start blubbering at stories on the news too.

>>9671348
Thank you for atleast agreeing with me.

Also my replies are completely serious but I can understand why you would think I'm trolling.

>>9671357
>Are you a girl?

I've been told I'm rather feminine, whatever that means.

>Girls are emotionally vulnerable and desire to feel special and loved.

Perhaps the same could be said of all humans.

>That last comment

trollstrollingtrolls.jpg

>>9671379
I see you like to play Castlevania.

Well that was an interesting night and I hope you guys think about my ideas on life tonight.

With love~

thinspo anon

>>9671409
>With love~
>thinspo anon
I'm not going to read this thread, but what the fuck.

btw im a girl