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>>9662430
>>9662431
Fuck you criminal scum.

The bestest most perfectest ZR.

Sexy law.

>>9662483

Flat law

CRAZY law.

>>9662485

Do you know what happens to criminal scum that does not follow the law?

Lewd law.

I AM LE LAW

>>9662532

Heaven or hell.
Where do you wish to go ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uboOzUJ8gA

>>9662717
One ticket to Gensokyo, please.

Light Anti-tank Weapon?

>>9662575
NOT what I thought when she said to meet her in chambers to discuss my latest legal brief!

STOP RIGHT THEE CRIMINAL SCUM! You're stolen goods are now forfeit. Now pay the fine or it's off to jail.
-Pay
-Jail
-Resist
-Fap

>>9664031
Pay

>>9664031
Roleplaying is against the rules.

Eiki sure has a nice singing voice.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAQ8rGcwbJ8

>>9664039

We got biggest problems on this board,don't break the balls

Delicious happy pregnant Shikieiki.

>>9664039
Your mom is against my dick

>>9664067
That's very unfortunate, seeing as how yours isn't against mine.

>>9664069
Gay as HELL

>>9664069

>>9664076
Awesome image.

She is the judge of my desires.

Might I request the chibi Eiki leaning over a big desk captioned I AM THE LAW.
I saw it once and haven't had the fortune to find it since.

>>9664163

Would it make you feel better about being sentenced to hell after you died if it was by a cute Touhou?

Talkin' legs.

>>9662488

Rather curious how often the good judge is portrayed as unstable or even ignorant or immature, especially considering how her divine power is specifically always being able to tell clear-cut right from wrong.

Dem legs. How can she preach about how we shouldn't be sinful while at the same time showing off that incredibly sexy little body?

>>9664199
It's cute.

>>9664057
Mind kindly posting sauce?

I have the doujin but I can't find the translated ver. anywhere.

>>9664216
Use exsauce.

No lewd images of the purest 2hu please!

>>9664223
Am I missing something here? An Exhentai search only comes up with the raw.

>>9664199
Where did that start, anyway?

>>9664243
Yes you're missing, http://exhentai.org/?f_shash=ed2d1f11d3255e90e00e97ff9d6c4c21edf04d2c&fs_similar=1&fs_exp=1

>>9664199
>>9664232
The appeal is from the incongruity of it. Of course she is pure and incorruptible and will mercilessly sentence the immoral to the Buddhist hells, but that's why it's fun to imagine her as a cock receptacle.

>>9664255
> but that's why it's fun to imagine her as a cock receptacle.
Nobody was saying that!

>>9664260
Its her socks. No girl wears socks like that unless they have an unquenchable thirst for the male seed. Just look at them.

>>9664260

what the hell is she doing in that image?

>>9664199
Good judgment can only be born of experience in the contrasts of life, a sane mind tends to idealize too much and end misjudging, to be able to tell from bad and evil, good sense and madness, malice and innocence. You need to deal with the limits of each one, become both and synthesize the verdict.

Of course at some point she had to assimilate in herself those otherwise she wouldn't be able to do her job, probably gangster, cruel, malicious and other bad traits are locked inside her head, doesn't mean they've always been.

>>9664255
Spoken like a true secondary.

>>9664260
Those are part of her uniform, you ass. Eiki doesn't want dicks.

>>9664290
Better uniform.

Imagine if Shikieiki Yamaxanadu were corrupt. She could extract all sorts of sexual favors or tasty snacks in exchange for letting people escape unpleasant reincarnations.

>>9664286
Get on my level. I'm a tertiary: all I know about Touhou is from passing references made by secondaries.

>>9664300
Ugrggk.
Yes. Much better uniform.

See >>9664198

>>9664302
>sexual favors or tasty snacks
Sounds like a fucking Yukkuri.

>>9664302

How unpleasant are we talking here?

I'm not sure how this happened

>>9664302
Just because she always /knows/ right from wrong, that doesn't mean she always does right. The reason she gets so angry with Komachi could be because her lax attitude towards her work means the Yama has to wait longer between sessions of delicious "persuasion" and coerced ghost sexings.

Cutest judge.

Eiki after a hard day's work.

>>9664339
>>9664344
I don't like this idea.

>>9664349
>I am so enamored of this idea that my brain can't even comprehend it, and this scares me so much that I hope I don't like this idea.

Someone Shikieiki with ZR is more lewd than without.

>>9664381
If they're smooth enough, bare legs beat anything. And I'd be willing to bet that they're smooth and soft as silk.

>>9664367

>>9664393
> bare legs beat anything
But less is more, that is why ZR is superior.

Upgraded Shikieiki, now with heterochromia.

>>9664406
I remain unconvinced. Perhaps with some more persuasion...

>>9664447

>>9664463
I was going to post the same thing but it's far too lewd!

>>9664463
Sexy, but...porn is cheating.
Also the black panty version is superior.

>>9664467
Not sexy at all. And barely counts as Eiki anyway.

>>9664478
>And barely counts as Eiki anyway.

But she's wearing a shirt with "I am Yama" written on it!

>>9664488
Exactly.
Look at her. Listen to her. That's no Eiki; no way.

>>9664478
It wasn't supposed to be sexy or show how good ZR was, I just liked the shirt.

>>9664447
Really?

>>9662442
>>9662454
>>9664076

>>9664240
>>9664255
>>9664284
>>9664199
Now look here: it comes from people seeing through something so flimsy and shitty as 'she can know right from wrong hurfdurf'.

What is she going to do when she gets one of those carribean cannibals in there? A decent lad I presume, someone you could talk about Football with if you weren't his enemy and therefore on the menu. So he dies and ends up at her place. And what is she going to tell him then? That everything he was taught by his parents is wrong? Yeah, she could. It could be true after all, for a given value of 'true' and 'wrong', as fickle as these terms are with time and changing morals.

But she couldn't tell him that he's evil for it given that he was pumped up with that stuff since he was a baby. After all, he didn't choose that life.

Or lets talk decency, she'd have to send about all of today's modern western women to hell for being whores given that in 99% of human history they were way more covered and less promiscous. This right and wrong bullshit don't make any sense and I believe most artists have looked through that. So she's displayed as nuts since, well, if you're telling everyone what is right and wrong, you are always right and absolutely nothing can slip past you then you are definately either a) Hitler b) crazy or c) both.

>>9664578
>What is she going to do when she gets one of those carribean cannibals in there?
She's only the judge of Gensokyo. I don't think there are any Carribean cannibals there.

>But she couldn't tell him that he's evil for it given that he was pumped up with that stuff since he was a baby.
Why not? He had his conscience to tell him otherwise. "Everyone says it's okay" is just an excuse: people can and do routinely realize that parts of their culture are evil. Most people ignore this realization, and pretend they have no choice other than to go along with the majority, but the law of the Yama Kings makes no allowances for this.

>>9664578
All your logic falls apart when it's noted that yamas are nigh-omnipotent gods who exist to do the things they do. They know better than us, period.
Oh, you think this or that judgement isn't right? Well, you're wrong. Get over it.

>>9664578
>Or lets talk decency, she'd have to send about all of today's modern western women to hell for being whores given that in 99% of human history they were way more covered and less promiscous.

Not all of them, just around 80%.

Ah yes, a completely innocent and worksafe, nonlewd picture of Shikieiki-sama.

>>9664620
>big breasts
No way.

>>9664613
Who is to say I'm wrong and they are right?
What makes their say so much more truthful than mine?

>>9664620
That artist draws such sexy looking faces

>>9664626

>>9664632
Reality, the universe, whatever.

>>9664640
I said no!

>>9664632
>Who is to say I'm wrong and they are right?

If there is such a thing as objective right and wrong, then they are in a much better position to access it than you are.

If there is no such thing as objective right and wrong, then your complaint is stupid to begin with -- they judge according to their own standards, just like everyone else, and their night-infinite strength is why their standards matter and yours don't.

>>9664648

>>9664632
>Who is to say I'm wrong and they are right?

If there is such a thing as objective right and wrong, then they are in a much better position to access it than you are.

If there is no such thing as objective right and wrong, then your complaint is stupid to begin with, since they have no need to justify their actions by any external moral framework. They judge according to their own standards, just like everyone else, and their nigh-infinite strength is why their standards matter and yours don't.

>>9664672
A cow!?

You are hereby sentenced to being my feet's servant until I say otherwise. You are to lick and service them throughout your sentence.

>>9664681
Perfect...perfect!

Shiki is one of my favorite touhous

>>9664673
>their nigh-infinite strength is why their standards matter and yours don't

That's not very righteous or moralistic at all.

She's yelling at you, but you have other things on your mind.

>>9664696
Oh god so sexy aaaaah

>>9664689
is that tickling?

>>9664731
>>9664731
Yup.

>>9662425

>>9664632
She is a god and you are not. In Buddhism Yama is the ultimate law, so deal with it.

>>9662425

>>9665142
But I am not Buddhist and neither is the majority of Gensokyo.

>>9662866

First thing I thought of, too.

>>9665315
I'd give her my law, if you know what I mean.

>>9665142
she isn't even real, dude. she's just a cartoon, so he's actually the one in the right, because a fictional character can never be.

>>9665354

>>9665286
They aren't?

Flat chest is better

Eiki is a good girl.