/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Why is Kirigiri so ugly?

Ask professor snape. We all know that's what he really wants to teach.

What happened to Reisen's ears?

>>9661808
Take that back fukker

Nah, shut the fuck up.

why are /x/ fags always trying to summon demons so they can be raped and eaten instead of cool shit like cursing people with pox or putting voodoo nails into dolls in order to wound them from a distance?

they could be making girl fuck knives to death for their own amusement and all they want to do is summon some entity composed of pure sluttiness instead of using the already humanoid entities composed of pure sluttiness they have easy access to.

My mom taught me how to read hands and gave me a few tarot decks (a traditional one, an egyptian one and one about angels). I also have an extensive knowledge about astrology and about the Great White Brotherhood.

>>9661817
Voodoo is scary... Nigger magic is only second to nigger ghosts. mein gott.

>>9661816
Why don't you get better tastes?

>>9661818
FAKE. that sigil is not in the goetia. In fact none of the sigils are enclosed in circles.

enjoy your deathtrap.

>>9661802
You should do something safer, such as the ritual for opening a portal to Gensokyo.

>>9661837
What exactly does this do? Considering trying it tomorrow.

/x/

>>9661846
Is the Lord of Chaos a good starter demon?

I went to catholic school for 9 years. does that count?

>>9661802
I need to kill you
and the demons

>>9661837
I thought this was supposed to make crystals.

>>9661839
Kills you instantly, have fun.

>>9661846
All those fucking Umineko names.

>>9661846
Can you trap demons into seals and then release them to fight one another in tournaments?

If you pour boiling water into a sink at midnight a demon slaps you in the face
Warning: may result in jaw injuries

>>9661850
Most of those demons don't even fucking exist.
Look up King Salomon's Legeton. It has a list of 72 demons and their sigils are completely different.

>>9661846
Eksusha sounds like a cool name, should I try that one? I'm about to try it /jp/, I'm ready and everything.

I have to summon that one!

>>9661866
No worries. These demons are just as real and the runes equally effective.

The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth


1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.

4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.

7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

9. Do not harm little children.

10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

Why doesn't anyone take pictures or record videos when they summon a demon?

>>9661874
Those seem pretty reasonable.

>>9661874
LaVey was so pretentious. I do like the irony that he died in a Catholic hospital.

>>9661874
Woah, who knew Satanists were such pansies.

>>9661874
Those sound like better Christian rules than the Christian rules.

>>9661846
Why isn't the Lord of Chaos considered unsafe?

>>9661874
>5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
I knew it. Even satanists are under the control of feminists. I knew it! I knew it!

>>9661870
Look. Sigils aren't just for decoration. They are meant to facilitate a conversation between the host and the guest by acting as shackles. Salomon used to trap them and tortured them until he got what he wanted. Other grimoires will tell you how to negotiate with them by using offerings, but the principle is the same.

If the Sigil is fake, the demon can do whatever the fuck he wants. He is not bound by any rules. That could mean misfortune and disease for you and your loved ones. And you can't just try this shit whenever you feel like it. Some work at a specific time of day and under certain circumstances.

Do your research. Fuck you're like the people who try to learn how to read Japanese from watching Anime. It's embarrassing.

>>9661895
Since the powerful are few in number compared to the masses of the weak, the weak gain power by corrupting the strong into believing that the causes of slavery (viz., the will to power) are 'evil', as are the qualities they originally could not choose because of their weakness. By saying humility is voluntary, slave morality avoids admitting that their humility was in the beginning forced upon them by a master. Biblical principles of turning the other cheek, humility, charity, and pity are the result of universalizing the plight of the slave onto all humankind, and thus enslaving the masters as well. "The democratic movement is the heir to Christianity."[6]--the political manifestation of slave morality because of its obsession with freedom and equality.

>>9661908
Can you teach us how to cast Magic Missile next?

>>9661909
>[6]
Ya blew it

I think you need to look into other kinds of occult arts, here, I even went and found some details for a binding friendship ritual from some weird blog. Much safer then demon summoning, and 100% less chance for being cursed as a beginner.

>>Step 1: Print and cut out the attached image. It is a paper proxy for the benevolent spirit "Sachiko" and is the foundation of the ritual.
>>Step 2: Gather in a circle around this paper proxy, each person gripping it wherever they can. Participants must now invoke Sachiko's name by chanting the phrase, "Sachiko, we beg of you." This phrase should be repeated numerous times – specifically, once for each person in attendance. No more, no less. If you should flub the line in any way, DO NOT attempt to restate it. Instead, just move on. This is of the utmost importance. Correcting a flubbed line counts as invoking the chant one extra time, and will disrupt the ritual.
>>Step 3: Sachiko will now be watching, and you should all still be holding on to the paper proxy very tightly. If necessary, dig into it with your fingernails so it won't slip away. Then, when you're ready, pull back as hard as you can. If done correctly, the paper will be torn into pieces, resulting in one scrap for each person.
>>Step 4: That's it! You and all of those involved have now gained the approval and protection of the spirit "Sachiko". Move forward knowing that the bonds of friendship that unite you will last forever.

>>9661916
Shut the fuck up tripfag.

Can someone explain how drawing shapes controls things? Are there sigils you can use to capture humans?

>>9661933
Are you going to send your infernal legions after me?

>>9661930
Nice try but you forgot once crucial detail
No one on /jp/ has friends

>>9661930
Reminds me of how in Persona 1, the persona thing was a game that they all played and resulted in them being able to use personae.

It also reminds me of shikigami.

>>9661984
I was thinking of P1 the entire thread.

Why believe in demons but not in God? If you believe in Christian demons, then you believe in Christian God. If you believe in Christian God, then why not use holy power? JudeoChristian demons as well as angels all have to listen to God. Hat means if you use the power of God then they have to listen to you anyway, since you're made in His image and all.

>>9661998
I am not favored by the Heavens.

>>9661846
Carabia is unsafe now? While Malphas is safe apparently, despite being a jerk full of lies. And how come Lucifuge Rofocale is now "Lesifuges"? Does he flee from lesbians now?

If you have guts you'll summon Andras. Or just summon Barbas and become the little girl, his ability is to transform men into any shape they desire.

>>9662017
>Guts

>>9661970
Think of them as constellations. Celestial shapes or talismas associated with specific entities.

I always wanted to hear more about the occult side to Buddhism and Taoism

>>9661908
Lol, this is the gayest shit ever.

How do I activate my magic circuits?

>>9661998
modern demon summoning literature does take into account christian beliefs.
in fact 18th and 19th century demonology was for the most part just a christian adaptation of solomon's discoveries. That's why pretty much every book on the subject says the same things, they all use the same source material.
the biggest religions all make a distinction between good and evil, so as long as it's used for innocent purposes magic does not go against any rules.

>>9662049
Read the black pullet and make yourself a magic ring that you makes you attractive to women.

What if you found the Black Bible jaypee? What would you do with it?
I would make myself a loli futa.

What do demons look like? Are they cute?

If you are male you won't achieve good results in occult.

>>9662754
Can't I offer my anal virginity?

>>9662214
LIKE THIS

I joined OTO when I was 18.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHON0sUj8PE&

Heres a good guide for a cool spell I know.

>>9662766
warning: dont use this spell on /jp/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLKZhu_dgxA

I'll do this to you if you summon demons!
and I'll do the same thing to the demons!!

THE CONTRACT IS IT WORTH THE PRICE?

>>9662851

I can give you a mountain of gold

>>9662856
I wanna know where the gold at

Is this stuff really works? Or would it be easier to download Goetia and study it, than go through a pages of probably non-legit spells?

>>9662856
>>9662858
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4DAkW4VwfA

>>9662861
Start with this

http://www.sacred-texts.com/grim/bcm/index.htm

>>9662858

The village..the river..

I don't really remember..sorry..teehee!

I want to be a Warrior of Light, not a demon summoner. Where can I study 'White' magic, not dark arts?

>>9662905
He seems so genuinely happy and excited.

>>9662903
you too?!

yay!!!

>>9662900

Dabbling with dark arts is the best OP! I've been researching and doing it for years now. Then on one day I got possessed. Or more like I got some evil spirit in my body. It has totally boosted my magical abilities but it wants me to shitpost and do evil. Also listen to Linkin park etc

>>9662909
why wouldn't he be. hes a real life shitposter.

>>9662903
Going to church can help you leveling up.

>>9662920
I'm not seeking to become a monk, hermit or priest though.

>>9662924
are you fucking retarded? Paladins HAVE to be religious. have fun never being one poser faggot.

I want to be a witch.

But pussy is necessary for that...

>>9662924
Oh yea... Well ku klux klan got some holy knights... Seems like training in today's world is rather hard to come by. Maybe some islamic suicide bomber is the closest thing you can get.

>>9662930
So much frustration. Maybe it's you who should visit a church.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RgN2KFXMqw&feature=related

a pretty good documentary on the dark arts.

>>9662934

Not true

Would you like to make a contract with me?

>>9662934
but you are a pussy?

>>9662954

>>9662952

>>9661903
What the fuck is a "mating signal" supposed to be, anyway?

>>9663009
*Spreads boypussy*
tee-hee~!

Here you go, nerds:
http://archive.org/details/lesserkeysolomo00laurgoog

Some of the demons can transform and such, so you might be able to request that they show up as little girls.

>>9663327
> The Twelfth Spirit is Sitri. He is a Great Prince and appeareth at first with a Leopard’s head and the Wings of a Gryphon, but after the command of the Master of the Exorcism he putteth on Human shape, and that very beautiful. He enflameth Men with Women’s love, and Women with Men’s love; and causeth them also to show themselves naked if it be desired. He governeth 60 Legions of Spirits. His Seal is this, to be worn as a Lamen before thee, etc.

Lewd.

>>9663327
Have you summoned them?

>>9662861
Are you seriously asking whether you can summon demons? Seriously?

omg /x/ how i sumon sucubus???

:( pls respond

Why don't they just fuck each others so they become unvirgin?

>>9663381
But you can. Just not in the conventional "lol a demon, kill my foes with sooper powers". It's not Shin Megami Tensei.

>>9663389
Enjoy getting your levels drained until you go to level 0 and die.

Summoning demons is perfectly safe OP.

>>9663389
you need to do way instain demons>

>>9663416
How can you summon what it doesn't exist?

You mean like a tulpa?

>>9663435
`how can light be particles its a luminous aether made by teh gods ur dumb for suggesting sumthing so paranormal'
- u

>>9663439
Yeah okay dude, that's totally what I said.

>>9663456
Pretty much is.

"But it doesn't exist guise, how can I how can you something something that doesn't exist guise??!?!?"

Can a summoned demon turn you into a magical girl? Highschool DxD seemed to suggest it's impossible.

there's a difference between simple, inanimate particles and complex, intelligent, magical beasts on the level of humans or above.

i'd sooner believe that demons are just aliens who use their scifi technology to pretend it's magic.