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Post some yukkuris shitting everywhere.

>>9642678
Bitch! What the fuck you want!? Get the fuck out of here!

Not anymore since Zunbar's ban shows that people definitely can't on here.

nsfw image

No

Post images that make me pissed off at the little shits.

one day we will come full circle and the tards that migrate from /v/ to /a/ will come to /jp/

righjt now /jp/ is a cool place to post and make friends and have fun but nothing lasts forever.

/jp/ is one of the yukkuri-est places on the internet

people are almost never mad here, just pretending to be mad

>>9642784
Some people actually believe this.

>>9642786
the fuck, are you saying im wrong you little bitch?

>>9642786
And they're right!

http://yukkuri.shii.org/pool/show/94

sup faggots can i see some happy yukkuris not like diein and stuff thanks

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>>9643021
damn thats some cute s*it

>>9642702
I shall await this day with great anticipation.

>>9642692
YOU ASKED FOR IT.

>>9645256

So this is the Manju breed of Yukkuri?
The trashy welfare-esque ones that everyone hates?

Because I like the nice Yukkuri, what are they called?

>>9645276
They're called Pet Yukkuri. Even then sometimes the pets are assholes. Sometimes the pets are always assholes. Guess it depends on the artist.

Shit gotta go. Rest of the series:
http://yukkuri.shii.org/post/index?tags=series%3Ayun_donuts
sorry.

>>9645292
It stopped right before it got good.

Never have I wanted to see a Yukkuri abused, but now I know of those filthy fucking Manju. Whenever I encounter some wild Yukkuri in GoS next time it's going to be a whole different ballgame.

>>9645276
all yukkuris are manju

there's just the strays (live in the city), pets, and wilds (live in the forests or whatever).

>>9642798
>>9642805
That's some cute stuff right there.
Why is Kimeemaru so perfect?

>>9645347
Just read the soft translated pages further down the list.

>>9645489
Why is Kimeemaru so sexual?

>>9645522

Scary

>>9645502
That was lovely.

Thanks for pointing it out.

I love seeing Yukkuri's being violently tortured. Little fucking shit bags. They're like rounded insects with the malevolence of people.

>>9645522
So healthy~

>>9645522
"Wanna fug big boy?"

>>9645562
here's the gold standard of abyuse

http://yukkuri.shii.org/pool/show/440

here's another favorite. it's kind of fucked up but also very funny. http://yukkuri.shii.org/post/show/26149/anon-danger-knife-murayu_aki-series-yugyaku_educat

this sucks

>>9645588

I'd fug her big boy

>>9645292
I kept reading into the soft translated pages, but the MC just turned into a villain at some point. He should've taken the little ones that didn't do anything and gave them to a Yukkuri pet store or something, rather than putting them through unwarranted mental torment because one or two Manjuu were being assholes.

>>9645684
I'm so hungry now, I want to hunt hunt.

>>9642692
There are not enough abuse images/comics/games.

>>9642684
What did he do to get banned?

>>9645909
No there are too many

tribble mashup

>>9645920
https://www.4chan.org/rules

>>9645502
Is there anymore after his friend is explaining he can just kick them out if they're not pets and another one comes in? Or is that just the end?

does /jp/ like patchy abuse?

can anyone read the other languages?

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>>9645998
Who the fuck typeset this?

>>9646056
I did. You got a problem with it?

>>9646054
The portuguese one makes no sense.

>>9646074
i kind of figured that, since even the english ones make it obvious the guy just used an online translator

but what's the jist of it?

>>9646013
Abuse of pet yukkuri is disgusting, they should be abusing themselves for raising it incorrectly.

>>9646054
portuguese: the yukuris is used for produces alcohol as a substitute of sugar cane
i don't understand the last part.

>>9646096
But the woman is sexy so I forgive her.

I always take the easiest path. If I can, I simplify a conflict town to a mathematical problem and then solve it. Doing that requires a lot of assumptions, but the outcome is usually congruent with reality.

Take this scenario for example:

Someone has wronged you, but they have a position of power over you and you are unable to seek conventional revenge. What do you do to get back at them?

It's simple - you attack them emotionally. A classic way to do this is by doing something for this person where the deed is of greater value to that person emotionally than the satisfaction they reaped from their wronging you. So long as they are aware of this imbalance of favors, it is interpreted as a mistake on their part and a hit to their self-esteem, which makes them feel bad, guilty, and indebted to you. You may exchange this favor or leave it -and them, by association- to remain in its state, which would be guilt for them.

The greatest thing about this is that it establishes a bias where they will be less likely to wrong you as they expect that you are more valuable to them than what they might get from you by wronging you.

Benefits to this type of solution:
Indefinite resolution for both parties
No downside

You get revenge by making them guilty, you ensure that it won't happen again, and you now have a position of power over them. Glorious.

>>9646137
i'd give that bitch a good spanking, hot or not.

>>9646148
Unless the person on the other side is too stupid to notice what you've done, and simply assume that by harassing you they can get you to do whatever they want in order for you to find yourself in their good graces.

>>9646168
Hell yeah, I know what you mean. Top it off with a bit of anal rape and it's perfect.

Also, the morphing of yukkuri, which should only be disembodied heads, to some sort of retard mutant creature with a unique physiology disturbs me. I cannot take that easy.

Because they disturb me, I also reap satisfaction from watching them be hurt. I for one would like to use one as a baseball, where it would make contact with a bat and find its self somewhere beyond my discovery. The gore of these creatures disturbs me even more, however, as that reminds me of their nature, and would prefer their innards not be exposed during their harm.

>>9646169
To this day I have never found someone smart enough to figure it out. There is a standard bias against superrationalization where it seems too convoluted to be grounded in reality.

Obviously if a person is sufficiently obvious with their act and motives such that they can perceive your act in a rational way as having foul motives, the other party will catch on. In my experiences thus far it has proved adequate for the act to be unrelated to the matter of motivation.

IE:
Scenario A: Someone steals your coat and wears it around you, denying that it's yours, so you buy a new coat and give it to them.
The two acts correlate. Bad. Also, they already had your coat.
Scenario B: Someone steals your coat and wears it around you, denying that it's yours. You apologize, compliment them on their taste, and purchase another coat. Later, you offer them a candy bar.
The two acts do not correlate. Good.

It seems unrealistic that a person would be nice to you to get back at you, and people will refuse to believe it even in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary. They must believe that you were nice to them because of some redeeming aspect of themselves, however. This makes them dependent on you emotionally, as their guilt damages their self-esteem, which is immediately remedied by their perception that there is something redeeming about themselves, which they only believe because you were nice to them. This means that you control a portion of their self-esteem, and at any given time you may redeem that control in any way which satisfies the balance of their self-esteem.

kimeemarus are very comfortable in their bodies
that is how they are able to take it so easy

>>9646241
Why people enjoy bullying such cute creatures is beyond me. We live in a truly evil world.

>>9646222
The flaw in your theory is that you think the other person cares enough about you to think deeply into your motives. You might just be an outside element that doesn't really have a presence in their mind.

/jp/,

Is there anywhere I can maybe find some lewd pictures of Yukkuri? I mean, They look attractive to me, as in sexually.

Help me out here.

Yukkuri's and Jissou being tortured fill me with so much pleasure. It's strange-because I don't like seeing humans or animals hurt.

But these little monsters are like disgusting, selfish little human parodies that breed in the most disgusting, unending manner-like asexual shitrabbits.

>>9646291

They're not cute. They're fucking disgusting bags of shit with eyes and hair.

Does anyone know of any video games where I could torture similar things to Yukkuris?

>>9646332
Look at the OP.

>>9646338
I mean lewder, and more sexual.
Not just a cross anus or a line for a vagina, I want detailed parts motherfucker.

I could just imagine using one as an onahole, shoving a tiny little Yukkuri onto my cock as it yelps, eventually succumbing to the ecstasy as I shoot my load inside it's cute little womb, afterwards it's just panting "fu~ fu~, id felt so good and eajy" I'll then raise it up to my face and lodge my tongue in it's mouth, being delicate while stimulating the Yukkuri's vagina until it starts to piss, I'll then drink down that sweet sweet piss with a smile on my face, before cuddling up to my Yukkuri and going to sleep.

Bliss, true bliss.

>>9646381
wow dude, sick.

>>9646392
and I mean sick in a hot way. Getting a bit flustered here.

>>9646381
Wait you're not going to torture and kill it in the most gruesome ways possible?
What kind of a sick fuck are you?

>>9646336
>bags of shit
I know not everyone likes it, but red bean paste really isn't that bad.

>>9646381
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>>9646336
i know dat feel

i find animal abusers abhorrent, but i love yukkuri abuse.

and for you guys wanting lewd pictures of yukkuris just go to OYP

>>9643021
time to fap

>>9646381

That's kinda hot. I have a boner now.

>>9646381
http://yukkuri.shii.org/post?tags=humansex&commit=Search

>>9642678
Why the hell does that thing need a butthole?

>>9646567

Why do I find this hot?

http://yukkuri.shii.org/post/show/48115/

>>9646637
cause you're lewd

>>9646332
>>9646381
http://yukkuri.shii.org/post/index?tags=humansex
http://yukkuri.shii.org/post/index?tags=muchimuchiaki

Muchimuchiaki is the GOAT Yukkuri artist in my opinion.

>>9646322
They're already emotionally involved from the initial wrongdoing.

>>9646148
could someone break this down for me
i'm too retarded to understand

>>9647046
pretentious shit

>>9646727
Cheers big ears.

>>9648058
Sadly, It's mostly bodied Yukkuri.

>>9646596
But that doesn't explain anything! They are pastry, they don't need buttholes and the person that invented pastry with buttholes should be stabbed in his butthole.

>>9648213
they are magical pastries but to be living they need metabolism, therefore they eat and shit and piss.

All this talk of sex with yukkuris makes me want to see some REALLY sick stuff, like... yukkuri scat or something. Muddy penipeni, 2yukkuri1cup, that sort of thing.

>>9650489
http://yukkuri.shii.org/post/show/15636/deibu-gesuaki-koyukkuri-reimu-selfish_mother-seque

http://yukkuri.shii.org/post/show/17427/DO_NOT_WANT-anyaru-edit-reimu-shit-untranslated

http://yukkuri.shii.org/post/show/46365/anon-anyaru-ball_gag-chinese-hy835230-reimu-shit-t

http://yukkuri.shii.org/post/show/10830/apocalypkkuri-do_not_want-ikuramaru-mutant-nightma

>>9650551
I wasn't too put off by the first three, but that last one really did the trick. Wow.

>>9650614
this one actually disturbs me: http://yukkuri.shii.org/post/show/43618/alice-cannibalism-crying-danger-doomed-drooling-ey

>>9650630
That's a very creative means of torture... only possible with a yukkuri of course.

Those farting pictures really piss me off for some reason. Especially when they do it so gleefully.

I fucked up by reading that doujin about the donut shop.

Not the babies, you sick fuck.

NOT THE BABIES.

>>9651084
They all needed to go.

>>9651084
He should have fucked the babies.

He should have got on >>9646381's level.

>>9651084

When that komarisa without eyes calls for her family, because it's scared of the darkness ;_;

http://yukkuri.shii.org/pool/show/176

Why are yukkuris so annoying?

>>9651749

To make it sooo good when you see them get tortured, ruined and killed.

I bet torturing a yukkuri feels better than an orgasm. I hope science creates small, asexual annoying little shits to take stress out on some day. Imagine ordering a can of these little shits, taking care of them for a few days, letting them become spoiled fucks, and then brutally torturing them during a weekend slowly until they're all dead-except one. Then you order more, and continue the process, saving scarred yukkuri for more horrible things. I'd feed them to my dog and cats too.

>>9651794
>asexual
they're anything but. they're hermaphrodites with both "penipeni"s and "mamumamu"s

>>9646222
Sounds like an extremely passive aggressive way of doing things. In other words, being a bitch.

>>9651794
Or you could just get some food color and some seaweed and dress up some mochi or a bao as a yukkikuri and tear them apart and eat them

>>9652801

But they wouldn't scream, cry, feel despair or fear that way. I want to know that I'm hurting the disgusting little bastards so horribly.

so is this like japanese fluffy pony?

One of my favorite yukkuri comics:
http://yukkuri.shii.org/post?tags=series%3Ahigh_grade_pet_shop_reimu+translated&commit=Search

Seriously.

>>9652914
Oh god, eradicate them.

>>9651794


is it weird that i popped a boner when i read that?

>>9652914
I love them and hate them.

I want to cuddle them but at the same time I want to step on them!

Is this considered yukkuri abuse?

FUCK YUKKURI ABUSE
ITS LIKE HURTING LITTLE CHILDS
IT DEPRESS ME EVERYTIME
HAVE SOME NON-ABUSIVE IMAGE

>>9653906
I'm with you on that anon. Yukkuri abuse disgust me.

Anyone willing to eat one?

>>9642678
Yeah I'm taking it easy.

>>9653906
You don't like hurting children?

Yukkuris make good reaction faces.

>>9653959
They sure do

>>9646381
>>9651794
That's disgusting

>>9653809
I was about to call you a sick fuck but then I read the post you're referring to and I popped one too.
>>9653906
Lol what the fuck are you going on about? They're more like talking rats.

>>9653927
Fuck no, it hops around on the ground. The only kind of yukkuri that doesn't is a pet yukkuri and I wouldn't want to eat something I love. Maybe if it seriously turned into an asshole I'd fucking eat it. Slowly.

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>>9653869
I lol'd so damn hard. I don't even know why.
Is this a yukkuri being portrayed as a bullied child? Lol. There a source?

>>9645936
No, there are few.
I wish there were more.

>>9654011
you should visit e-hentai

>>9654023
Dat Reisen.

Refreshed.

>>9653927
Plot twist.
The Yukkuris will eat you

>>9648200
What's the point of bodied Yukkuri?

>>9654031
I like this one.

>>9654031
Little fucker messed up the circuit breaker.

>>9642784

This is pretty much true. Unfortunately some people can't sense irony though.


"I-I got mad on the internet...so you should too!" - /a/ user, probably a teenager. Total time on 4chan: 2 years

>>9650551
i laughed at this one

>>9654301
So their own poo taste disgusting to themselves, even though they poop red bean paste which should be good tasting

>>9654301
Personally I think people shouldn't have them melt. I really just think because their design they should drown easily and have things involving water based torture, but the whole dissolving in rain thing doesn't seem like a good idea.

>>9654175
so lewd NEETs like you can have a sex partner

http://yukkuri.shii.org/wiki/show?nordirect=1&title=anko3741

I'm only browsing here today for the first time (mostly /co/) and you guys seem like a pretty chill bunch.

>>9654888

It's mainly /a/ we don't like. They think that they belong here, but they're retarded kids.

I want a yukkuri as a pet
theyre so cute :3

>>9654931
don't fall for their charms, anon. they're inherently little shits!

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>>9646148
Autismal as fuck.

i'm a computer scientist btw

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>>9646148
Even though mathematics is a good way of solving most real world problems, "fixing a conflict town" involves so many factors you can't just make a model out of it and solve it.

Stop pulling shit out of your ass, ``please".

How can you find yukkuri's cute? They're disgusting little fucking monsters. I don't understand how you wouldn't enjoy watching them get brutally hurt.

>>9654975
I don't get it either. They're the same as any other pest, except they can talk.

>>9654967

Please post a link to the full comic-this looks promising.

>>9654975
>>9655000
They're adorable babies! So innocent, and no less intelligent than most beloved pets. And they just want to take it easy!

>>9655010
First of all, fuck you.

Secondly, I hate babies too. They're selfish little dough babies that just shit and piss and think they are worth anything. Fucking dirty manjuu shits. The fact that they can procreate by themselves is further proof that they are disgusting monsters that deserve nothing but pain. I'd do everything I could to prolong their suffering-both psychological and physical.

>>9655021
get a load of this autist

>>9655021
I'll rip your cock off, fagstorm.

>>9655049
>>9655057

Bring it on, little queers. Maybe after I beat the fuck out of you two, you two can spend the rest of the evening sucking each other's micropenises.

P-please be gentle with my tight anus, >>9655068-kun!

>>9655010
the difference is pets don't think you're obligated to make them feel easy

What happens if you take it difficultly?

>>9655021
That's some sick reason to why you would harm a yukkuri or anything living. It's best for you to never spawn children not that you were planning to as you hate babies. At least you're out of the gene pool. Your hate is not needed here.

>>9655077
Sure they do. In fact, cats tend to view the house as its property and you as its pet. Many birds and dogs constantly bother you if you're not giving them fresh food...even if they still have leftovers, they'd rather starve until you give them pity food.

And let's not begin on actual babies. They'll cry unless they're satisfied with something in their mouth.

That's just how pets are and we still love them.

>>9655101
Don't waste your time anon. They probably don't even own any pets, have kids or young siblings to understand what we've experienced.

>>9655101
My cat is annoying as fuck if it wants something and pisses constantly on that one carpet.

Goddamn inbred cat.

>>9655128
I love cats and have two younger siblings, yet I cannot help but feel immense disgust towards yukkuri. The only good yukkuri comics are the ones where all of those little shits end up dead after being tortured for a long time.

this sissy kid is you yukkuri lovers

forgot pic

>>9655004
The girl overcomes her inhibition by masturbating furiously while torturing the yukkuri.

Good end.

>>9655746

Goddammit, post the comic nigger.

>>9655173
The teacher makes an excellent point though. They are manjuu and not living things so it's no more abuse than if you smashed a furby with a hammer.

>>9656174
You're a big manjuu.

>>9656174
Wouldn't mind crushing your dumb ass ;) Maybe I would set you on fire first, maybe take some razors to your face.

I already finished reading every yukkuri abuse doujin.
Why there are so few ones?

>>9656206
Pffft you probably can't even kill a toddler.

>>9656214
Good thing you are weaker than a toddler then fagshit.

>>9656206
I'd probably slap your face with my huge black cock, silly cute white boy.

yukkuris deserve being abused

time for non-abuse storybook

I don't know why that first panel was messed up

In stories where yukkuris get abused. They act like common kids. So when one reads those stories where they get brutally slaughtered. It feels justified.

I really wish there was more stuff like this

>>9654031
Although piss doesn't come out in that much of a solid stream to be conductive.

Especially with a home power board.

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>>9657946

Fuck off with your faggotkkuri shit. Yukkuris should be viciously tortured in every comic.

>>9657977
Oooh, tough boy, tough boy

I want a Udonge Yukkuri.

>>9658007

I want to rip the eyes out of a family of Yukkuri's and then feed them to some cats. Then, I would seal their shitholes shut with fire, and laugh at them as they ran into each other screaming and crying. When I got tired of listening to them, I'd put them in a thick plastic container and put them in the freezer. I wonder if Yukkuris die if you freeze them?

>>9658035
Freezing things to death is considered a humane method.