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Because Remilia has a big ass house. When you have a house that big you might as well let your best bro live with you.

No, I don't want that bitch coughing on me.

>>9646763
>Why does Remilia let Patchouli stay in her house?
Because they're old friends.

>Would you let Patchouli stay in your house?
Sure. She probably wouldn't hurt anything. Don't have many books though, and the local library is a few miles away.

>>9646763
>Would you let Patchouli stay in your house?

Yes, she's mai waifu.

Why can't I live with her instead? She probably has more space in her library than in my tiny room.

The answer to both questions: I would let her in.

>>9646763
Remi doesn't have many friends, and even though she's a bit of a shut-in Patchouli-sama is a good friend to her. Plus, her magical powers means that she can do quite a bit that Remi cannot -- it's canon that Patches does a lot to keep the SDM running.

>Would you let Patchouli stay in your house?

Patchouli-sama doesn't like trouble, but she's not afraid to step in when the safety of Gensokyo is at stake. She's a good girl.

>>9646784
How does she do that when she haven't even bothered leaving the library for 100 years and she'd be out of breath to run around?

She stays because they're friends. Patchy pays her back by providing her with magic whenever she needs it.

I'd let Patchy stay here. Food probably would be an adjustment for sure, but we've got a guest bed on the top floor (and that whole floor is my room. Score!) and more space than we know what to do with. We've also got a ton of old books that my dad buys at this annual used book sale. Dunno if they're up her alley, though. What kind of books does Patchy like?

>>9646784
>she's not afraid to step in when the safety of Gensokyo is at stake
What? She helped in SA because she wanted to see what the underground looked like, nothing else.

>>9646789
Woah ``bro'', you got me there. I guess you win this argument and can now return to redd*t, ``thank you'' very much.

>>9646789
She goes outside plenty in the fighters.

The better question is why does Patchy put up with Remilia?

Remilia is a very poor librarian, and she probably can't even make hot chocolate properly.

>>9646795
I think he meant SWR.

Does Patchouli prefer Dewey Decimal or the LCC?

>>9646813
I need more of Remi forced to be a servant.

>>9646813
Indeed, Pache could leave and live with Alice. They could spend all their time talking about magician stuff.

>>9646832
Alice and Patchy didn't even know the other existed until Marisa came along.

>>9646821
The Voile library is organised via a set of XML documents which are transformed into both METS and dublin core. Koakuma produced a process (in Common Lisp and XSLT) to handle the transformations.

>>9646855
Speak English please.

Patchouli is actually Remilia and Flandre's master. She summoned them as familiars long ago. She lets Remilia act as Scarlet Devil Manor's master and do her thing because she just wants to be left alone with her books and doesn't want attention. It was actually Patchy that moved the manor into Gensokyo with her magic.
Did you seriously think a puny vampire would be above a great elemental magician? Patchouli was the real mastermind behind EoSD. Her familiar took the blame and no one in Gensokyo ever thought she was actually the culprit.

>>9646855
Why isn't she using Project Xanadu and storing them in gopherspace?

What a hipster.

>>9646883
blew my mind XD

>>9646883
So why was she the stage 4 boss?

>>9646887
>Why isn't she using Project Xanadu
Proprietary and therefore unreliable.

>storing them in gopherspace?
Gopher lacks support for metadata beyond a one-character file type. That would never support the range of volumes in her library.

>>9646893
As a decoy. All part of her plan.

>>9646893
That doesn't mean anything, Satori was the stage 4 boss and she was the master of Okuu who was the stage 6 boss.

>>9646901
But according to him she's stronger than Remilia.

>>9646907
She's obviously faking being weak due to "asthma".

Would you lick Patchouli feet?

>>9646893
Because Yuyuko is a stage 1 boss.

>>9646938
That's not fair. Yuyuko was quite obviously not trying while Patchouli was.

>>9646918
Close. She WOULD be at least as strong as Remilia if she wasn't in such poor health.

>>9646936
Since she floats around, her feet are super soft and tender

>>9646936
Yes.

>>9646957
You really want to lick 100 year old feet?

>>9646961
That's like saying licking Yukari's feet is like licking a skeleton's feet. Why completely ignore the fact that they're ageless?

>>9646961
Yes.

>>9646969
Ok well what about the fact that she doesn't wash them?

>>9646883
In the EX stage she was running herself ragged trying to keep Flandre from fucking things up too much and barely managed to keep her inside with a particularly heavy storm, and even then she was pretty bored until Marisa/Reimu got there.

>>9646975
Is that supposed to be off-putting?

>>9646893
Hey, Yuugi was stage 3 and she didn't drop her sake

>>9646975
That's not a bad thing.

>>9646855
>XML
Yeah, no, Patchy doesn't use harmful stuff.

>>9646901
Okuu had only acquired her super powers days earlier, but she had been Satori's pet for years/decades.
The whole point of the story was that Okuu had come into powers that she couldn't control or understand

>>9646855
So, Patchouli is a complete fagstorm and Koakuma is a gentleman, except a very cute one.

Yeah, I'm picking Koakuma for my next project.

>>9646883
Yeah, and Jews did the moon swap in IN.

>>9647003
They're only available as a set.

>>9647010
Never doubt the Jews.

>>9647013
But I don't like XML.

>>9647013
Actually, Patchouli can come as a single item but Koakuma is only available as an accessory for Patchouli.

>>9647017
Well I'll put the Patchouli in a cage with a Plan 9 computer and SICP.

>>9647015
She could borrow Orin, ressurect the spirit of erik naggum, and have him convert it into SGML if it makes you feel better.

>>9647035
SGML is a bit less harmful, but still harmful.

>>9647038
When you don't know anything, the proper course is to shut up.

http://www.schnada.de/grapt/eriknaggum-xmlrant.html

>>9647050
>| Basically XML is just another way of writing S-expr or Trees or
>| whatever you want to call it.
Lord, I'm not sure if I want to keep reading.

>>9647055
That's quoted text being responded to.

The fact that you couldn't figure that out means that you shouldn't be responding at all. Jesus christ.

>>9646763
Patchouli can stay in my house, but only if she takes her hat off while inside.

I need someplace to dump my cum.

>>9646945
Yuyuko lost it, that's all. She ate too much and became too lazy after her defeat. She is not relevant anymore.

Why would Remi want to kick out a cute girl like Patchouli?

>>9649217
Koakuma's ass

>>9649328
Did you mean to quote >>9649133?

Because, if you do, I totally agree

I made a comic about (my version of) her back story and how she came to live in the SDM, if anyone would be interested in such things. I tried to tie it to canon as much as possible, but Patchouli's official story is pretty much unwritten.

>>9646763

No, she smells.

>>9649590
You take that back you bitch.

>>9649595
She smells patchouli.

>>9649581
Please post a link to this comic.

Yes, but she would never be allowed to wear shoes or socks inside my house.

>>9649581
Rags what program are you using to ink and tone this?

>>9650104
But then people could see her feet!