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a two hour thomas

Probably 2 minute 2hu

>>9646012
Five Minutes Millhouse 70%
a Minute Man Marcus 20%
an Hour Arnold 10%

45 seconds to 10 minutes.

>>9646012

Depends on how fast I want it to be.

Normally about 20 minutes. But I just pulled one off within about 1-2 minutes, because I was trying to finish before someone got back from the store around the corner.

45-80 seconds

Depends on how fast my hands are going.
I can go for hours or minutes.

<2 minutes = lewd images
<5 minutes = doujins
>5 minutes = video, h-scene

Shortest - 1 minute
Longest - 3 hours
Average - 20 minutes

>>9646063

Who are you quoting?

Also, when taken out of the context of math, and informally applying those symbols in the manner you did. Despite the names they are actually reversed, and <2 would actually mean "over 2 minutes" in that case.

Logically explain to me why it would not, without referring to the names of the symbols.

Around 10-15min usually, but when I have the time (Ha!) I like to go for about an hour.

>>9646084
buzz off nerd turd

1st fap of day: 25 minutes
2nd fap of day: 45 minutes
3rd fap of day: 1 hour and 30 minutes
And so on.

Average around 30-40 minutes, once every night. It's my nightly ritual.

If I have plenty of free time I go for an hour or a bit more though, edging is half the fun.

the release after a 200 page doujinshi is fantastic

>>9646105
I did that a few years ago all the time, whenever a new RaTe or Monzetzu H Manga was fully translated. I held it in until I read all of it, then went back to my favorite chapter and showered myself in semen.

I used to be able to go for almost an entire day. Yes, I mean a full 24 hours. But my libido just isn't what it used to be anymore.

>>9646012
With porn: 2 to 3 minutes
Without porn: anything between 1 and 3 hours

>>9646084
What do you mean out of the context of math?
They are mathematic symbols.

5>2
5=x>2
amount of time taken to masturbate = x<2

<2 minutes = lewd images
makes perfect sense as the time x is implied to be on the other side of the inequality, which makes it less than two minutes.

Does anyone else reset if they wait too long?

Sometimes I'm reading something or I'm watching something and I want to wait until the good part before I "charm the serpent" so I try to keep it on the edge but then all of the sudden it just stops and I'm at 10% arousal and I have to redo the whole thing. It's like the orgasm retreated into my penis

3 hours. I don't know how people do it so fast.

Is there a female version of this thread? I'd like to know out of curiosity.

>>9646186
Women don't masturbate silly.
They just stuff their vaginas full of alpha cock when they feel horny.

Depends, am playing a loli rape game? I probably won't last 10 seconds.

Am I playing a true love eroge? I can last hours.

by the way, have any of you discovered the rub-glans-through-boxers-method? i found it during my younger years' endavors for a stealthy masturbation technique. in a dire situation, it can even be done through soft fabric pants

1. sit in a relaxed position with underwear on

2. place your hand over your crotch, palm resting on top of penis base, glans between your middle and index finger

3. do alternating beckoning movements with your middle and index finger, repeat until climax

prerequisites: semi-erection (this will come by itself when you start rubbing), intact foreskin (cut anons feel free to try it out) for precum lubrication

it's such a good method that i use it 80% of the time, mainly because you can fap for 3 hours straight without the swelling that comes with long traditional fap sessions

>>9646195
this will of course result in cum-soiled underwear

Are you guys serious?
I always fap for hours.
sometimes I fall asleep after hours of masturbation and continue the next day
I use my nipples btw

Alright, scenario.

You're fapping while lying down and your cum gets all over your pubes. What do you do?

>>9646195
I don't wear underwear and I'm cut anyway. Which sucks because 9 times out of 10, fun masturbation techniques require it in order to actually feel good.

Anyway, my length of fap depends on how I feel before hand. Sometimes I do it just to cum and end in a minute. Sometimes I want to have fun and go for an hour.

>>9646213
It always gets on my pubes anyways. Is that not supposed to happen? I just use toilet paper to wring it out.

>>9646195
>>9646197
What the fuck? You are talking to people who stick their fingers to directly stimulate their prostate, fuck off with your teen shit.

2+ hours.

Do I have something wrong with me?

Each time I've attempted to masturbate in the past, I've gotten bored and stopped.

It's not for me. I'm not a very sexual person.

>>9646233
It's probably because of your meds.

Depends on quality.

-NTR = 1-2minutes
-Vanilla = 2-3minutes
-Imagination = 5-10minutes
-Eroge H-sence = 1-5 minutes
-Touhou non-yuri = 3-5minutes
-Touhou yuri = 1-5minutes
-With left hand = 10-20minutes
-Animated - 1-5minutes
-Ecchi - 3-10minutes

>>9646238
Chemically, there's no reason for that to be the case. More likely, it's because of some undiagnosed disorder.

>>9646224
Really? I swallow it or put it inside my butthole.

I now last 20-40 mins with anything. Nothing gets me off anymore.

>>9646227
you seem to think that i was thinking of myself as some sort of sexual deviant renegade for rubbing my penis

take it easy

>generally fap to 30-1 hour ero voice
Around that range.

>>9646242
inb4 I'm fast.
Are we including the watching/reading time? Or are we basing the answers from the very time I start to fap?

Also I'm wondering how come masturbation would take hours when the normal interval for sex is 5-10minutes?

I spent all day masturbating
I really wish I could stop

>>9646266
What else are you going to do? Go outside? As long as it doesn't start bleeding or something, go for it.

>Average completion time

Like half an hour, not counting the hour or two or so of the concurrent erotic roleplay and hentai while rub my dick through my pants slowly.

It's the most pleasurable part of the day, but I get to a point where I just need to blow my load.

>>9646270
Do something constructive
...I don't use my penis that much when I masturbate

>>9646274
I do exactly the same, every single thing, the same.

I've stopped doing that for two months, it became boring to me I don't know why.

roughly 2 hours...

>>9646281

I often roleplay as a girl to get attention from lesbians. Do you do that too? I think half the girls I talk to are actually boys like us pretending to be pretty girls.

Depends on how long I want to take it.

My fastest is about 20 seconds, but I regularly reach 40 minutes to an hour if I have the time and no reason to rush.

>>9646344
I do it but not to get attention from lesbians. I'm not gay, but that turns me on.

>>9646358
Well, cocks are wonderful.

>>9646012
>Minute Man Marcus
>Five Minutes Millhouse
>Hour Arnold
The fuck am I reading? LOL

I'm a half-hour Hitler.

>>9646366
Very good, almost assumed you were girl.

One millimeter Peter reporting in

2-3 hours. Srsly. Howifix.

>>9646213
I wrap a tissue around my penis and fap with it, so it doesn't get anywhere near my pubes.

>>9646206
Cool, I also use my nipples.
And my butt
And my mouth
And sometimes my hair

I am a man with a lot of free time.

Every 48 hours I edge for 5-6 hours. I used to be able to do up to 10 but then I started getting big veins and my dick head wouldn't inflate, was bruised too. Now its just purple on most off days.

I blame pixiv for having 120 pages of R-18 every 48 hours + Ehentai galleries + 2chan + japanese aggregators + Dlsite games + ero doujin games.

It's dry edging too, but I stop every 45 min, get up for 5 min to eat / piss / walk around

Anyone else fap so much your balls retreat inside of you when you're about to cum? Feels bad man when you have to push your balls back out (actually it's usually just one ball)

>>9646206
I normally use my hand. That might explain the difference.

>>9650459
If you are serious: how. Please write a guide. If I edge I end up going flaccid after like 20 minutes.

>>9650616
You aren't alone.

>>9650651
Try masturbating to erotic literature, not manga or pictures. If the story is long you can easily go for 2 hours or more. The release feels fantastic.

test

I'ma a "Day Ray".

>>9646195
What are beckoning movements?

I recently tried looking at POV porn with my laptop screen in front of my groin to create an illusionary effect.

If I do that, it takes me less than 30 seconds.

After masturbating an uncountable amount of times I can now control when I cum. Depending on the amount of time I have, I either keep it in or get over with is quickly.

Variable. Fastest I can get it done is probably a minute or two.

Longest I ever did was as a kid I think, held it all in all through a H-game downloaded off kazaa, paradise heights 2 if I remember. Probably 5-6 hours of holding it in, then releasing it at one go. Blasted at some intense velocity, probably would travel a good 2-3m.

Depends. I'm one of those people that take a long time looking for good material.

Sometimes I just get bored and do something else though.

When i have things to do it can be 5 minutes or less, if i have nothing to do even 4 hours.

Captcha: comformt expained

It takes about 30-40 minutes on average. Yesterday I had to a doctor's appointment to go to and 1 hour before I needed a quick fap and it still took me 15 minutes. In order for me to cum in <5 minutes, I must be really aroused, something that will trigger my hormones to release when I least expect it.

Well, if I force it, I can usually do it in under a minute...most of the time it's around 2-3 minutes, though.

Usually around a minute. Masturbation just feels like a chore that I need to do everyday, so I try not to spend much time on it.

When I was on the 60mg Vyvanse I could go for over 6 hours, and have on several occasions. That pill makes you so fucking horny though.

Normally I finish in about 1-10 minutes with about 4 minutes being the average.

usually 10 minutes. If I fap every day, then it becomes more difficult.

Abstaining for 1-2 days makes masturbation much easier, and pleasurable. As you masturbate more frequently you require more extreme porn.

fapping 5-7 times a week prevents you from progressing.

>>9650645
I laughed, thank you

>>9651177
I couldn't have said it better.