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9641681 No.9641681 [Reply] [Original]

Satori is not depressed. Satori is not autistic. Satori would not love you. Satori would read your thoughts and fears and grin mockingly at you while she tells you all of them. She'd laugh while you fall to pieces, just like an actual satori.

This is what your hatred did to her. Are you happy about what you've done?

>> No.9641689

Citation needed.

>> No.9641690

>fall to pieces
Average /jp/sie's reaction at being told all that shit would be "Yes, and?".

>> No.9641698

>>9641689
Citation is my Japanese grandfather who works at Team Shanghai Alice

>> No.9641709

>>9641690
I'd be crying while saying it.

>> No.9641718
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9641718

I want to love Satori like I love all other touhous, but I'm afraid my heart will be seen.

>> No.9641714

>>9641698
My grandma is ZUN's best friend and she told me you're full of shit.

>> No.9641727

>>9641690
Real life is different to the internet. I'd burst into tears the moment she so much as looked at me bad.

>> No.9641721

>>9641698
But Shanghai Alice is a one man team.
Are you saying your grandfather... is ZUN?!

>> No.9641736

>>9641681
*punches satori through wall, is 300lbs*
No one will know my secrets.

>> No.9641737

>>9641681
>She'd laugh while you fall to pieces, just like an actual satori.

When did she ever do that?

>> No.9641745

>She'd laugh while you fall to pieces, just like an actual satori.
But satori are pretty harmless and can easily be defeated by just punching one hard enough. There's a reason they try not to show themselves before humans.

>> No.9641782

But she will read my mind and see that I'm different and want to become better for her.
The beatiful thing is that she'll know that I really mean it.
When I tell that to real people they never believe me

>> No.9641791

>>9641727
Not all of us are so timid that we would tremble before the sight of a little girl.

>> No.9641788

I wouldn't fall to pieces because I already broke myself and all she would be doing is confirming the things I already believe.

AKA she's only useful to mind-fuck normalfags and would probably like me as a person.

>> No.9641799

I can still date her pets though right

>> No.9641800

>>9641745
Hey, let's beat up Satori! Punch her in the face!

>> No.9641803

>>9641799
Yiff in Former Hell, furfag.

>> No.9641810

She'll have a hard time telling me those things once I shove my dick down her throat.

>> No.9641811

But I don't have any hatred for her.

>> No.9641819
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>>9641810
Please don't bully the often misunderstood Satori.

>> No.9641822

>>9641819
Shut the fuck up

>> No.9641824

>>9641819
Translate it weeaboos!

>> No.9641840

>>9641824

The man is saying "Satori here's my hand in marriage!"

>> No.9641849

>>9641840
Koishi is a man?

>> No.9641910
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>>9641849
You didn't get the memo?

>> No.9641997

>>9641824
Uh... let's see here...
おねえちゃ ん ぺろぺろ！！ = Onee-chan pero pero!!
Pero pero means licking btw so she's telling her to lick her hand I would assume.
ぺろぺろじや [I can't read kanji]まねーから！！ = pero pero ja [something]mane kara!!
I think she refuses.

>> No.9642010

>>9641997
I messed up, the ro was in katakana ロ not hiragana ろ but whatever.
Same shit.

>> No.9642046

idk man, I'd just ziptie her hands together and show her a reason to fear men

Hopefully she'd get pregnant and have to live with the memory of me defiling her forever.

>> No.9642045

>>9641997
>>9642010
Thanks for all the hard work.

>> No.9642066

Actually I think I'd like someone to read me my mind. I have pretty stupid thoughts and fears so I doubt they would shatter my psyche.

I guess embracing the fact that I'm a shitty person with stupid flaws makes me more resilient against mind readers. Good to know if we ever have some X-men kind of shit go down.

>> No.9642089

>>9642046
Have fun getting eaten by her many protectors the moment you think the wrong thing

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9642097

I'd be a little shy about the disorganized mess inside me but I wouldn't mind a little company every now and then.

>> No.9642100

>>9641791
I would.

>> No.9642119

>>9642010
Thanks weeb.

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>> No.9642131

>>9642127
Well that's one way to deal with that.

>> No.9642134

>>9642127
Horrible image

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>>9642134
I agree.

>> No.9644742

>>9641681
>Are you happy about what you've done?
Wasn't me.

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>>9641803

That was a good one. No, really!

>> No.9645052

>>9642127
Oh yeah, Reimu would do that, instantly, the moment Satori tried to verbalize something that she read from her mind.
And I like Reimu. But there is some shit you just don't do to powerful people.
Shouldn't there be more blood in this image?

>> No.9645075

>>9641721
but ZUN isn't that old, is he?

does he even have kids?

>> No.9645122

If Satori-sama was my mommy, things would be different around here.

>> No.9645137

>>9641681
I'd pity everyone who could read my thoughts.

>> No.9645440

>>9641824
>>9641997
There's a translation on Danbooru, for god's sake.

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