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Anonymous Mon Aug 27 13:44:30 2012 No.9641135 [Reply] [Original]

What if Touhous were cops

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 27 13:45:16 2012 No.9641136 btw fug the bolice (litterally)

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 27 13:45:30 2012 No.9641139 They would be like me then drunk and fat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 27 13:46:00 2012 No.9641143 File: 164 KB, 447x600, eb7857b2b10dabead495ae2161d13e50.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 27 13:46:00 2012 No.9641141 File: 946 KB, 1952x3264, tokiko4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	ＨｏｕｏｕｉｎーＫｙｏｋａ !!0giIbsOJnf3 Mon Aug 27 13:48:15 2012 No.9641145 File: 27 KB, 600x338, Mad scientist.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What if I was a cop? How would you deal with a MAD SCIENTIST COP?

>>	Shikieiki Yama !xANaDUB7qY Mon Aug 27 13:48:31 2012 No.9641146 >>9641141 Why are you posting pictures of Coal? He was confirmed to not be Tokiko a long while ago.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 27 13:49:45 2012 No.9641148 File: 1.86 MB, 360x270, tokiko.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9641146

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 27 13:50:46 2012 No.9641151 >>9641146 Oh, so it's you this time. I still don't know why you aren't rangebanned.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 27 13:51:30 2012 No.9641153 >>9641148 Why is someone throwing balls at that dyke?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 27 13:52:46 2012 No.9641156 File: 283 KB, 600x842, b5a25d761bd8f1e146733a121f722602.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "I'll be fine but hurry, the criminal is getting away!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 27 13:53:50 2012 No.9641161 >>9641156 y-you too

>>	Shikieiki Yama !xANaDUB7qY Mon Aug 27 13:55:19 2012 No.9641169 >>9641151 it's me this....what?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 27 13:57:04 2012 No.9641180 all cops are pigs fucking stopping me for 90 in a 55 the nerve!

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 27 13:59:49 2012 No.9641187 >>9641156 She could clearly just slide her hands out of those cuffs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 27 14:00:49 2012 No.9641188 >>9641187 psst... she want to be raped

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 27 14:03:04 2012 No.9641198 File: 100 KB, 850x680, 1305446741451.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "I'm sorry, Mr. Anonymous, but I am going to have to give you an intensive cavity search. Now drop your trousers and stick your cute butt out."

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 27 14:03:19 2012 No.9641195 File: 13 KB, 150x181, y.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9641188 Y-you lost me...

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 27 14:05:34 2012 No.9641205 >>9641198 b-but my butt is hairy

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 27 14:07:49 2012 No.9641216 >>9641205 So is hers

Anonymous Mon Aug 27 14:08:34 2012 No.9641224
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>>9641205
"No exceptions. Our records show that you have a history of internet piracy. I need to make sure you don't have any illegal downloads stored inside your anus. Now bend over, you buttpirate."

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 27 14:10:04 2012 No.9641229 >>9641135 what if ur mom saw u shitpost

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 27 14:10:04 2012 No.9641230 File: 422 KB, 700x968, 932221872850209661b4fbd1a323ab93.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I AM THE LAW

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 27 14:10:19 2012 No.9641231 File: 131 KB, 1061x1500, 25971a0c832a9304b9f7e35b0211babb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I was thinking of some You're Under Arrest & Touhou character crossovers, but couldn't come up with any.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 27 14:10:49 2012 No.9641232 >>9641224 Show me yours and I'll show you mine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 27 14:13:09 2012 No.9641241 File: 230 KB, 800x1100, 1305446576278.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9641229 "Shitposting is against the law on /jp/." >>9641232 "This isn't a negotiation. Now do it before I force you to."

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 27 14:14:24 2012 No.9641247 >>9641241 so is roleplaying, yiffmeister

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 27 14:15:24 2012 No.9641251 http://yaoihaven.wetpaint.com/page/Sexual+Roleplay+Chatroom+%28Large%29

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 27 14:15:54 2012 No.9641255 wld u fuk ran

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 27 14:18:24 2012 No.9641269 >>9641255 I want her to handcuff me and tell me I'm a bad boy before she pepper sprays me and beats me with her stick.

Anonymous Mon Aug 27 14:22:54 2012 No.9641295
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In the Otaku Culture Board the people are represented by two separate, yet equally important groups. The posters who report shitposting and the Janitors who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 27 14:23:53 2012 No.9641299 best thread on /jp/, though right now there's a lot of competition

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 27 14:24:53 2012 No.9641304 >>9641295 me on the bottom left

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 27 14:26:27 2012 No.9641314 File: 2.24 MB, 1280x1024, 16b1c48d4a954c34dd5983c19dc6f182.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 27 14:31:12 2012 No.9641347 >>9641198 OK, but be gentle please

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 27 14:34:42 2012 No.9641363 File: 90 KB, 567x800, 23221b17da663dbf8ca4e21ac9e3f6eb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9641269 "Oh, you are going to be beat and sprayed by my "stick" aright."

Anonymous Mon Aug 27 14:37:27 2012 No.9641372
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"Stop, in the name of the law! This is the Virgin Police. We have reports that you are in the possession of one intact virginity. Such contraband is illegal here and I am afraid we will have to confiscate your virginity immediately."

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 27 14:43:00 2012 No.9641395 Damn it Reimu, that little girl you beat up was the Senator's daughter! We're going to be up to our necks in this!

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 27 14:53:36 2012 No.9641408 >>9641395 "the senators? time ta stomp over the big guys big castle then lol" puts shades on -reimu

>>	Unnamed Book-Reading Youkai !denX47.muQ!!XUU92Uht5OG Mon Aug 27 14:57:40 2012 No.9641415 no roleplaying please.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 27 14:59:24 2012 No.9641422 >>9641415 Fuck off, Tokiko.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 27 15:03:25 2012 No.9641431 >>9641314 I like this one

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 27 15:20:22 2012 No.9641470 >>9641136 YOU FUCKING STOLE MY JOKE ASSHOLE

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 28 01:50:46 2012 No.9643852 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tlW7lODQsc

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 28 02:38:28 2012 No.9644072 what if my dick was a touhou. Would you suck it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 28 02:52:43 2012 No.9644110 File: 805 KB, 902x978, i_am_the_law_by_rabbitjunk-d41gzra.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Joke's been said, I just thought it was more fitting, but I thought the internet would've turned up something more pleasant.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 28 02:57:53 2012 No.9644116 >>9644072 no, id fuk it

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 28 11:49:24 2012 No.9645250 File: 244 KB, 1200x815, 273ad0d492ebdb5b640626a1b721f026.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9641135 Sup.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 28 11:55:27 2012 No.9645269 File: 62 KB, 500x663, tumblr_lv4qr4Xcht1qh2olgo1_500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I find the japanese police cool,but I don't know why

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