/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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>>960420

>>961029
You forgot yukkuri cuteness paradise.
http://yumebouei.2-d.jp/index/

god damn thats mean.
shit.

Too bad, I'm not a summary anon. Kanjis are beyond me unless I can ctrl-v them into Wakan.

>>961054
Yeah, wakan rocks. You can even understand some parts of thewaterducts. Something like "Skin, peel, screams, agony, "Yuuuu-!"".

"Mottogattene!". Motto = more, gatte = ?

>>961227
?
hit more

>>961227
>>961245
Yeah, my mistake, it's butte.
So yeah, "Hit me more!!!"

>>961250
>"Hit me more!!!"
Shit, Yukkutenshi is a masochist too?

I want Remirya guro; and for her to die screaming for Sakuya.

>>961250
Oh god...a Yukkuri who likes the abuse. This can only end in horror.

>>961250
>"Hit me MORE!"

Reminds me of someone.

>Old, autosaged, got, abuse, yukkuri, new, thread, Anon, the, Summary, best, is, etc.
Completely overdoing it.

The best fic is that one in which sakkuri goes out with her ozeu-sama to see some buddeflies. It's the fucking paradise of the mentally handicapped.

Yukkuris not listed in the wiki yet:

Tenshi-types, they enjoy suffering.
Prismriver Sisters-types and Mystia-types, they can sing and remember some songs.
Yukari-types (Yukkaris), they think they are beautiful.
I think I am missing some

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>>961463
DEAR GOD THE BOTS ARE ON TO US

It looked like the thing to do. Everyone seemed to have fun with it, and no one else seemed to care for their population. I've heard all of the stories, how perfectly normal people would mutilate and kill them. It sounded like it was one of the greatest pleasures in the world.

If only I Knew, I would have started earlier.

"Mukyu!" shouted the Patchouli. I had bought two of them to take home. This one I had planned on killing. The other one, I had planned on torturing. "Take it easy!" The Yukkurisa shouted for the umptinth time. I can see why people were annoyed with them.

I arrived home with both of them and a glass box with a small hole cut out of the bottom. I had step the room up prior to be the resting place of these creatures. I set the glass box on top of the desk and set them both down on the ground. "Take it easy while I go and get everything set up!" I said. My cheerful demeanor was answered by Mukyus and take it easys. I had left the room and locked it.

I returned a short while later with the vibrator I stole from my ex-girlfriend. And for the last time, I'm not obsessive over her. I did that out of spite. I give the two little cute monsters some sweets. My last act of kindness. I turn on the vibrator and touch it to the Marisa.

"Vrr!" She shouts in surprise. "rrrrrrrrrrrrr.... Mawisa feels good...!!!"

Perfect. I stop.

"Yu! Don't stop! Make Marisa feel Good!" It shouted. I just smile in return. I pick up the Marisa and turn it towards the patchouli.

"Mukyu?" Was all it could say before the Marisa Leapt on top of it. "Mu...kyu..." It panted, already out of breath. The Marisa violently rubbing itself against it. I almost thought it would squash under the pressure. Unfortunately for the Marisa, it didn't.

I left them to their devices for the next two days, feeding them and commenting on their beautiful children. The Patchouli had sprouted 4 koyukkuris. All of them were Marisas. "Grow up Easy!" "Mukyu! <3"

It really was a sight of purest beauty and love. The kind of purity that is all the more orgasmic to corrupt.

The four little Marisas grew up to be big an healthy. The Mothers grew bigger as well. Soon, the house was filled with a cacophony of "Take it easy" and "Mukyu"s. Once I felt the Marisas had matured, I gave them all one last set of sweets. I picked up the Mother Marisa, placed it under the Glass box, and turned it to face it's loving family. Now the fun part begins.

I bring out the Same Vibrator and switch it on. Touching it to each of the Marisas, I turn them all of Patchouli, one by one. Soon, all four of them are raping their own mother. "No! Stop it Easy!" The Boxed in Marisa Shouted. "Mu...mu....mu...KYU!" The Patchouli was already wearing out. "Mister, why are you doing this?" It asked me. I didn't think it really had the intelligence to process this all. I simply told her to take it easy and let it run it's course. The Four Marisas continued to hump the Patchouli, almost squishing the bean paste out through her mouth. I almost thought it would squash under the pressure. Unfortunately for the Marisas, it didn't.

Even more unfortunate for the Patchouli, Four sprouts appeared. This almost tore the Patchouli apart, and it's screaming mukyus attested to the pain she must have been going through. The other four Marisas were panicked as to what has happening to their mother. "Who would do dis to mwommie?" They shouted.

The Boxed Mother then shouted at the four of them. "You did this to Patchouli! She can't take it easy because of you!"

"Liar!" They all cried. "You must have done this to mwommie!"

D-did she just start crying? Did the boxed in Marisa start crying? This is ... This is even better than I imagined.

The Patchouli survive the birthing along with the sets of young Koyukkuris. She was still panting and breathing heavily, finally gone of the pain, but the other were still showing concern for her. I decided to take the Patchouli, and told them all that I would take her to a place where she could take it easy. I wonder if they heard the Screaming from the other room as the pan started to sizzle with oil.

Biding my time again, I fed all of the Yukkuris, including the boxed in Marisa. It was still distraught over what had happened to Patchouli, but I cheered her up by telling her that she now has grandchildren. I even let her play with the only Patchouli Yukkuri that popped out in the last batch. Once I felt that the Grandmother had become attached to young Patchouli, I put them both in the same box. They nuzzled each other's cheers. How heart warming. I fed both of them and started to leave the room. I locked the door and waited for a little while. "...Mister forgot to feed us." One of the four Marisas shouted. I snickered, and walked off.

A Few days later, the none boxed Yukkuris were starting to go insane. "How come you only feed them? Feed us Easy!" But of course I denied them food. "How are we suppose to eat easy?" they asked me. I then gave the two -safe- yukkuris a laughing glance. "I'll show you!" I said to them. I bent down, picked up one of the Koyukkuris, and cut open it's backside. It started screaming. "Mister! What are you doing to my grandchildren?" The Boxed in Yukkuri Marisa asked in a frighten tone of voice. "She can't take it easy like that!"

"But if I don't show them," I answer back to her "Then none of them can take it easy. I only have enough food for you and the Patchouli."

The Boxed in Marisa looked at me with a hint of despair in her eyes. This just keeps getting better and better.

IS THIS SUM ORIGINAL CONTENT OR SOMETHING TRANSLATED

The other Marisas were more captivated by what I was showing them than the poor little thing's screams of "Let me down easy! I wanna go home!" They looked inside the new hole and saw food. I turned my attention to them. "That's right. all of you are filled with food. Now you can eat easy knowing this!"

And with that, the slaughter began. And remember folk, you can't spell slaughter without laughter. That I did. "Stop them Mister! Stop it Easy!" It kept shouting. The little Patchouli's Mukyu of despair was also cute.

The Four big Marisas were stomping away, jumping on the little ones and licking up whatever they squashed. "Yummy Yummy!" They shouted. They didn't waste a single Koyukkuri.

Once it was done, the Mother Marisa's torture began again. "Why! Why did you kill them easy? Why did you eat all of the babies?"

"We didn't eat all of our babies. There were no babies. Liar!"

The big one started crying again. I smiled. This truly was fun.

I reached into the glass box and pulled out the tiny Patchouli. "No!" It shouted "Stop it easy! Don't take her out easy!" I ignored the cries, and only offered that the Patchouli would get squished if it stayed in there with her and grew. I Assured her I would keep them all feed, and wouldn't let the others hurt the little Patchouli.

And so I fed them, and soon enough, the Patchouli grew into a health, large, Mukyuing basketball. The Boxed in Marisa seemed happy at the Patchouli's growth, but I couldn't help but feel that even though the other four Marisas have happily forgotten everything the Boxed in Marisa was still jaded but everything. I wonder if I could break it's spirit. I've heard only one story before where that happened. I believe it was because of a girl named Alice. I thought it was time to see how far it would go to turn this Marisa into a homicidal ball of beanpaste.

So then, naturally, I got out my Ex-girlfriend's old vibrator out again, and touched it to each of the Marisas. I then turned them all onto the Patchouli.

So here's the low-down folks. If you want to play with a Yukkuri, Get two. You'll have endless amounts of fun.

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>>961679
Original Content, From Anon, With Love.

goddamnit anon. you can't stop there. IF YOU'RE GONNA DO SOMETHING, YOU GOTTA DO IT ALL THE WAY!

I'm hard now.

>>961718
It's really just an endless loop after that. If you want more, go back to the first time the four Marisas raped a Patchouli. Of course,I am entertaining a sequal.

Also, I encourage everyone to bring their Yukkuri Torture fantasies to light through story telling. We can't depend on Summery Anon for everything.

>>961749
Why did you get the Marisa and Patchy?

>Prismriver-types have the ability to recall and sing songs. However, their songs are filled with nonsensical lyrics about food, masturbation, and/or Code Geass.
I lol'd at this.

>>961749
I love what you're doing, Anon, but please run it through a spell check :S

>>961749
come on anon. break the Marisa's spirit. surely you can do it.

>>961758
I got the Marisa because apparently, it's one of the few types that can remember bad things happening to it and can potentially realize the extend of barbaricness Yukkuris can attain. Therefore, forcing one to watch it's own family kill and rape each other would make it the weakest against psychological torture possible.

The Patchouli is physically weakest, and therefore suffers more from physical pain than the average Yukkuri would. This made it the Canidate for being Raped, Gangbanged, suffering through a painful pregnancy, and cooked alive, all of which are physical torture methods used.

Also, the Boxed in Marisa is made to grow attached to every Patchouli that inevitably gets raped and killed by her daughters, for added torture.

>>961797
Where'd you find them?

I'm sad and lonely.

>>961453
>>961042
Translations for these, please?

>>961816
Gensokyo, in the wild.

>>961825
;__;

>>961825

Bring some back next time and sell them on ebay.

>Also, I encourage everyone to bring their Yukkuri Torture fantasies to light through story telling. We can't depend on Summery Anon for everything.

This! C'mon everybody let's get creative. I'm in the writing process now too~

>>961841
ebay = the factory

Oh, yes. This image brings me ideas...

But I thought we weren't allowed to write fanfiction on 4chan?

>>961858
We're not writing Fanfiction.

We're writing Canon.

>>961868
That's deep.

>>961858
>We're not writing Fanfiction.

We're writing History.

>>961858

We're not writing Fanfiction.

We're writing AWESOME.

I feel I might write on Eirin's laboratory tests on Yukkuris. But my therapist tells me to stay away from things like this. What do I do, /jp/.

>>961934

do it anyway.

>>961934
Why the fuck do you have a therapist?

Just let your inner emotions flow and enjoy the little time you have here (before suicide, padded walls, or jail time).

>>961934
Replace Eirin's lab with the factory's scientists.
Also, do it while taking it easy, if your therapist is too anal.

>>961959
>Why the fuck do you have a therapist?

Court order ;_;

>>961960
>>961959
Well, my therapist was kind of like "If you go back to this stuff, we're putting you on medicine." Low threat crazy, he said. No need for medicine unless it gets worse.

I don't want to make him think it got worse, it's actually been getting better.

>>962001
Mind telling of your story?

I'm a bit envious in a way to the people who have help.

>>962019
Gee, don't be. It's kind of boring and their system is way too Freudian. I had a childhood that was just as good as my peers. I'm in control of my emotions.

>>962001
Tell your story, replacing whataver you did with Yukkuris (or what you did, you did it to a Yukkuri)

>>962032
I'm the type who needs help and not getting it nor wants it.

I-it--it's like I died and went to Yukkuri Paradise!

>>http://thewaterducts.sakura.ne.jp/cgi-bin/up/upload.html
Oh. Right then.

>>961934
Stop trolling.

Weekly dose.

Am I the only one who LIKES the yukkuri heads? They make me laugh.

Gotta love pixiv, the moon's devianart, for this.

>>962388
Hell no.

>>962649
ORA!ORA!ORA!ORA!ORA!ORA!ORA!ORA!！！！

One for now, more to follow later:
Anon has decided to play the execution game with a family of yukkuris, and has obtained a mini-guillotine for this purpose. He finds a family of Yukkureimus in his garden. They're surprised to find out he's their neighbor (they consider the garden their home) and they announce that his house is going to become theirs. He invites them into a room with nothing but the guillotine. They instantly announce it to be theirs, and demand food, but as soon as he says he's going to show them a toy, the kids forget about the food. He executes a daikon, and they're all shocked. They try to run away, but he grabs the mother and puts it in the guillotine. He then gets all the children to hold the rope so the blade won't fall. After a while, they're getting tired, and he puts a plate of sweets close to them. This is a major dilemma for them, especially for the younger ones. Eventually, the smallest one leaves the rest and starts eating. "Bring some for us too!!!" "No, I'll eat them all easy!!! You keep pulling easy!!!" After this, more and more kids moved to the plate. In the end, only the two eldest ones were pulling, but they couldn't hold the weight.

>>962696
They then start screaming at the younger ones. The smallest one screams back "It was your fault!!! You didn't pull hard enough!!!" While stuffing its face with the sweets, of course. The two eldest ones snap, and pound all the others into bean paste in a minute. Anon leaves them there for half a day. When he returns, they've eaten all the bean paste in the room, including their mother's, and are now trying to eat each other. The biggest one bumps the other one into the guillotine, and executes it. Its maniacal laughter scares Anon away, and he later lets it loose. After that, yukkuris in his area decreased dramatically, and some people claim to have seen a large yukkuri stomping other yukkuris while laughing like a lunatic.

Also, what >>961749 says. Personally, I have little to no writing talent, but if you've thought up a story, post it here, there's nothing to lose. You may get trolled, but everyone gets trolled in the chons, so pay no attention.

>>962692
Awesome.
for those w/ a pixiv account, here's a search result for yukkuri: http://www.pixiv.net/tags.php?tag=%E3%82%86%E3%81%A3%E3%81%8F%E3%82%8A%E3%81%97%E3%81%A6%E3%81%84%E3
%81%A3%E3%81%A6%E3%81%AD

Pixiv gives more results with ゆっくり than with ゆっくりしていってね.

Don't take it eaNNNNNGH

I want to pat a yukkuri...

>>962388
I think they're funny, happy creatures. I like things that base their lives off of being happy!

>>963000
>I like things that base their lives off taking it easy!
Fixed that for ya.

>>962696
>>962699
I can't help but ask: How do you "behead" a Yukkuri on a guillotine?

>>963012
You just cut it in half, I suppose. Also, thinking of making yukkuri headbutting gif rigght now...

>>963022


But new yukkuris grow out of the halves

>>963022
I think it would be funny. It bounces and smacks it's face into a wall over and over.

>>962326
>>962327
>>962328
>>962330
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>>962356
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>>962373
i assume this is the genesis of the running-mat Yukkurisa

>>963047
That's not canon, actually. It's one of the possible interpretations, but it's commonly accepted that they don't.

Remember when /jp/ was creative?

Man you guys are sick.
I hope you all die painfully.

>>963322
No

What the hell? He/she switched from Mokou story to some... some... arrgh.

>>963360
D'awwwwwww

>>963074
Because there's a painting depicting food and sweets on it? Sounds amazing

>>963360
Fuck. Now there's not enough bullying

>>963402
Fuck you.

>>963360
that is so unpossible

And now I'm hungry, I feel like a fucking Yukkurisa. Bitch.

You are terrible people. The lot of you.

Enjoy your Hell and firey buttrape.

>>963442
Seconded.

>>963135
Nah, that's Alice.

>>963442
>>963453
Samefag, with and without namefag

>>963461
Just keep telling yourself that.
Why, its just IMPOSSIBLE for multiple people on /jp/ to not like being evil! HA HA HA HA!

Needs less guro and bullying.

>>963771
You'd better be joking, nigger

>>963794
that sound like /b/
mmm....

>>963771
Agreed.

D'awwwww

Any editors here that can clean this up >>961214 ?

>>960420
needs translation

Boredom makes me do this...

Yukkuris are barbaric creatures that should be exterminated.

Posting shitty fucking translation.

>>963959
Beautiful.

>>963940
Keep it up

>>963965
All with Paint.

>>963959
What's the green SFX?

>>963981
"Buku" or "Fuku". Dunno what that means.

>>963981
The original translation didn't say, but I guess it'd be something like "hmph."

One more thing. What does the kanji pointing at the tea stand for?

>>964054
I didn't know either. Something easy.

>>963360
it looks like marisa sucked out reimu's bean paste

>>964087
hot

That's it for now. More yukkuris tomorrow. Love 'em.

>>964168
Iiiii- iiiii---- iiiii---

>>964159
Thank you SO much.

I once worked as a glazier for a while. Outside of the shop, there was a small garbage dumpster for all the broken we produced. Now, if we attach a thin chain or metal wire to the inside of it, opposite to the opening, and then stick a yukkuri to the other end of the chain (this will probably take some serious piercing, given yukkuri anatomy), so grab a knife (or a suitable shard of glass). This could then make for a pretty nice setup where the dumpster yukkuri has to dodge liberal amounts of glass shards thrown in it's general direction on a regular basis, and then somehow climbing up on the pile to avoid being buried beneath it all. Life as a soft, naked creature on top of a big pile of broken glass probably isn't all that nice either. Those who feel like it can set up a betting pool for how long it'll survive. If it ends up looking like it'll die from hunger, toss it some food very now and then, preferably something slightly sticky, and see if it ends up consuming any broken glass as it eats. (Speaking of which, probably best to put a pair in there so it doesn't die from loneliness.)

Obviously this is highly unsuited for any yukkuri you'd like to eat in the end, but it could make for one that'll work excellently as food for other yukkuris (which you probably shouldn't eat either). having those you intend to eat in a small cage where they can watch can be a good idea though, making sure that they know they'll end up either in the dumpster or consumed alive.

>>964266
well, damn... nice.

>>964168
png? quality? good, very good.
wallpaper? maybe.

These pictures scare me... °-°

The executions of Francis Ravaillac and Robert Francois Damiens, adapted to culinary treatment of yukkuris.

Begin with pressing the yukkuri, severely, but be careful not to rupture it. You can use a cutting board, frying pan, or some such. Then put the yukkuri in a well-heated frying pan, on it's side, for a short while. Then its time to get some good pliers, preferably well heated. Pinch the yukkuri all over, tearing the skin a bit every here and there. Pour molten sugar, hot jam, hot oil, or some such (according to taste) on the wounds. For a Ravaillac style, you now form a small ring on the yukkuri of some suitable material (glazing, or paste from another one perhaps), and pour some more hot liquid there to make a small puddle, which is left to cool on it's own for a while. For a'la Damiens, simply omit that part. Finally get a friend (or hang around Chernobyl until you grow an extra pair of arms) and slowly tear the Yukkuri into four somewhat equal pieces (though I guess a budget version of two pieces, or three with a vice, can do as well). The skin should be sufficiently broken up from the pliers for this to work without you simple stretching it to cover half the kitchen. Serve with accessories to taste bon appetite!

>>964168
Sprinkler system + battery acid

I wonder if Yukkuris can somhow be added to Marisa's Mushrooms recipe.

>>964159
You might want to add the note about the tea, "For Yukuri"

>>964309
You need more training.

>>964316
>hang around Chernobyl

GET OUT OF HERE, STALKER

>>964266
>>964316
>>964328

Delicious.

I especially like the Battery Acid one, even though it wasn't explained in full. I can just hear the "Mwommie it hurtz!"

Melt Easy!

>>966999
very nice!

>>966307
Well, I thought it'd be pretty much self-explanatory.

Needs more Summary Anon.

>>968225
I would take udonge home

They all look like they have a Down Syndrome.

They all look like they have Down Syndrome.

>>968301
They're supposed to be cute, however you have successfully noted the reason that they are not cute, and indeed fail horribly.

This is centered around the same events as the one where Remirya is forced to cook its children.

A troupe of Alices have just finished gangraping a bunch of Yukkureimus and Yukkurisas, and are discussing which type they prefer to rape. They spot a frightened Remirya, follow it to its nest, and rape it. They then go on to find a nest. They enter a cave in which a big family of Yukkureimus is living, and (guess what) rape them. The kids die right away, but the mother lasts a while. In the morning, they've all rotten away, but the mother has given birth to many Koyukkureimus. The Alices eat them, and go on their way. They eventually reach a village, and choose the biggest house to live in, because they're from a city sect. They decide to tidy it up, which involves spreading dirt all over the house, breaking the vases and throwing anything paper-like into the fireplace. When the owner comes back, he listens to their explanation. "We're doing you the favor of being your roommates, so bring us some food!!!" He nails a couple of them to the floor, and the others start begging. He then takes them out, puts them in a frying pan to soften them, and squeezes their custard out. He then goes to a nearby store to sell it. In that store, the owner and Alice are training a mother Remirya. They cut off the arm from one of its kids, and make it cook it. The owner asks the guy if he wants to try one. The Remirya protests, but Alice's dolls start driving spikes through it, so it eventually submits. It's also punished when it fails to say "Bleaze ejoy jis mead bun made from Rebirya's kids!!! *sniff*". Alice then takes the Remirya to the back room for further training. The owner buys the custard at a high price, and says that he'll soon become rich.

>>968383
Foul critters deserved that.

A Remirya exits its nest insearch of food. It reaches a village, and sees a Mukyu in a garden. It flies toward it, but ends up impaling itself on a bamboo spear Anon, the owner, was holding. He then says he'll leave it there for the night as punishment, although there are Flandres in the area. It screams louder than before, and Anon says he'll let it go if it helps him with his work. He'll also let it stay there, and feed it. It immediately agrees. A while later, a bunch of Remiryas are in the SDM, doing their retarded dance. Sakuya brings them pudding and leaves. They devour it, throw the bowls away and start dancing again. However, one Remirya is eating something and exclaims "This is better than Sakuya's pudding!!!" The others are excited, and it offers to guide them to where it got this food. That place is, of course, the factory, where they're all "processed" (except the one that led them there). In another place, a single Patchouli is living in a cave. A group of Marisas comes in and claims the cave is now theirs. Patchouli just walks (?) out. They try to eat the food it had gathered, but it all turns out to be fake. Patchouli comes back and says "Take it easy, Marisa who can't tell between real and fake food!!!". The Marisas are pissed, and try to attack it, but they're caught in a net set by Anon. He takes them to the factory, and sells them. (He also takes the money for the Remiryas he sent there.) Upon returning home, he's greeted by a pair of Patchouli and Remirya, both of which have done their jobs. He says that today, they'll eat their favorite food, as much as they want. They both exclaim "Pudding!!!".

>>968410

Happy ending!

>>968410
Oh shi-. Good endings FTW

>>968383
Yukkualices are higher in the food chain than Remiryas? Interesting...

>>968486
There were many of them, and they had a territorial advantage due to the enclosed space. Individually, they're not too strong, but they're smarter (and much hornier) than the average yukkuri, hence the rape troupe.

translations for deceive it, easy

animooted

happy ending

>>968506
"rape troupe"
that has a nice ring to it

also there should be a yukkuri death(/rape) match tournament to test their power levels

I wonder if their power to make people beat them up is an evolutionary response to reproduction.

>>968536
>>968539
Godfuckingdamnit.

Behold

AND IT'S NOT CANON! WTF!

>>968640
D'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Hijacking for a while. The OP image is weirdly familiar to this comic posted in pooshlmer, but not quite. Pasting here with "translation" (it's 99% retarded yukkuri onomatopoeia) if some anonymous wants to edit.

ゆー
Yu-

ゆー
Yu-

スシ
[sound effect for putting the tray on table]

ゆっ！
Yu!

ゆっ

ゆっ
Yu

ゆっ
Yu-

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Hyu!

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Yu!

ゆる~！！
Yunnggghhh!!

んーっ！！
Nghhh!!

ゆっゆっ
Yuh yuh

ゆっゆっ
Yuh yuh

んゆー！
Nyu-!

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Yu!

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Pu-!

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Poing

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Yu-!

you've probably heard of the factory

here's a glimpse to how one of the production process looks like

it's a heartwarming tale, really

in the factory, adult yukkuris are positioned in a way so the newborn is ejected towards a pit upon birth

this is a traumatic process for the mother because it remembers what will happen after that

That being said, it is not uncommon for fellow factory yukkuri breeders to laugh upon and enjoy the misery of other yukkuri breeders.

A more in-depth look to how the breeding room looks like

this is just one model, mind you

there are several others

While the factory is almost entirely a yukkuri hell, there are rules. For instance, employees are not allowed to bully yukkuris unless it's for the purpose of an experiment. There are also yukkuris that are allowed to eat/bully other yukkuris, and those are relatively happy. There are even yukkuri-friendly services, such as a yukkuri caretaking facility, in case you want to go on a vacation without your yukkuri.

Ehh.. depends on the owner, I guess

Anyway, here's one of the finished products offered by the factory

Why is this one still alive, you say?

Certain factories package their yukkuris half alive (or half dead, depending on how you look at it)

They do this because DESPAIR MAKES A YUKKURI FLAVOR TASTE BETTER and a dead yukkuri can not experience despair any further.

Such a nice place, that factory... I hope biology advances enough to make yukkuris real...

>>968742

"Let me out of here"

"It's dark"

Where are the editfags?

When I see happy yukkuri families like >>963890 and pic related and then think about all horrible things that could be done to them... my heart aches.

>>968789
When i see a happy family like that, i will squash the children one by one with my feet and then kick the mother until she begs me to stop, after that i will proceed to pick her up and tear her into half.

>>968802
I feel the same way about real life 3D families.

yukkuri are not people
they're not even animals

Ahaha! Hump in hell!

>>968816

fucking saved

>>968814
Neither are you.

>>968764
You rang?

yukkuri family destruction is the best kind of yukkuri abuse

>>968825

the amount of pleasure I get by watching this is equivalent to popping all those plastic bubbles that come in packages x1000.

I could stare at this for weeks.

>>968636
>>968637
>>968640
>>968816
>>968630
>>968631
Translations please? The Mokou parts ahev been already edited, but not by me.

>>968821 You rang?

Good going.

>>968825

"It looks like I took it easy!!"

"They'll become good kids!!"

"STOOP IIIT!"

And then there's these:
>>968693
>>968695

>>968830
Same here

>>968825
Fucking signed. Fuck those happy ending stories, there should be none when yukkuris are involved.

>>968830
Thats because you're a monster.

Translations for >>968816 ?
I only got parts with "I wuuuuwww marisaa", "Die easy!" and such.

You're all less human than these Yukkuri, and THEY arn't even real.
You should all be slaughtered like the pigs you are.

>>968833
Not exactly.

-Grow up easy!!!
-Become good kids, okay?

-STOOoOoOOOOoooOP!!!
(rip rip)

>>968836
More or less:

1)Al: Mamamamamamamarishaaaaa!!!
Let's get refreshed a lot!!!
Ma: Yuyu!!!
Re: Ooh, obscene, obscene.
2)You suck at foreplay!!! Drop dead easy!!!
3)You're worse than an amateur!!!
4) Ma: Become a baby and try again!!! (as in become a baby, live life all over again and retry)
Drop dead easy!!!
Re: We can't get refreshed like this!!!
Drop dead easy!!!

>>968833

I don't think this one has been posted yet

>>968849
Hold on.
>>968842

>>968849

I don't want to nitpick, but yukkuri Reimu's yukkuri sodatteittene means "grow up slowly"

but since this is Yukkuri lingo I guess that means grow up easy

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>>968816 The Mokou parts haev been already edited, but not by me.

Can you post them, please?

>>968630 seems a bit tough, but I could try it. Not promising anything, instead, I'll translate what I can from >>968831 now:

"Mamamamarishaaa!!!"

"I like you very much!!"

"Yuyu"

おお
Oo

>>968870
>>968848

>>968870
しろうと=amateur
いか=below

This thread moves too fast.

it will be revived again eventually this afternoon

because our cruelty is infinite

>>968882
Personally, when I make a large post, I copy the text, refresh the thread to see if anything changed, and then post.

And then it got autosaged again.

>>968630
to
>>968640
seems actually to be chinese with just the yukkuri sounds in japanese. Wtf?

>>968848

>>968842
Sorry I missed that. Reedited

I think I am not meant for this yukkuri bullying.

Sure they may be just bean paste buns but the thought of hurting a capable, thinking creature for personal enjoyment is too much.

>>968943
Come over to the dark side, we have meat buns.

>>968991

I am afraid that if we can enjoy something cruel like this, whats there to stop us if we are given the opportunity in real life.

>>969049
WE WILL BECOME AN UNSTOPPABLE FORCE.
WE WILL BECOME FLANDRE.
WE WILL BECOME THE LITTLE GIRL.

>>969049
Reason? Personally, I have never wanted to hurt someone out of malice, before or after finding out about the yukkuris. As long as you can distinguish between 2D and 3D, you're okay.

>>968706
This is so badly drawn I don't know what the hell is going on.

I seem to like the idea of external birth (sprouting tendrils) rather than internal (pregnancy).

Though the promise of abortion by baseball bat holds so much delicious cruelty.

Also, the wriggles look like they can occupy both the top and the bottom of the food chain.