/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Can't sleep on the floor because of my shits xD

I'm going to have a bed in 3 days! I haven't slept in a bed for years.

>>9610989

Lucky. I'm still sleeping on the floor.

Murder on my neck and back.

I broke into my neighbor's apartment and stole some food.

I hope he doesn't mind.

>>9610981
Get out falsNEET, that's why we like sleeping there.

Dying

I just took my first piss in a bottle. Having to interrupt listening just to piss is terrible; grabbing a bottle from below the bed during an interlude is bliss.

>>9611006
Don't die yet. I need you!

>>9611006
What's wrong moe?

>>9611006
Can I have your computer?

this thread is a joke
back then when someone had issues they made a separate specific thread about it
NEET general is just a breeding place for unfunny trolling

>>9611006
Will you let me visit you then?

>>9611006
>>9611029
>>9611032
>>9611040
>>9611051
Nobody cares, samefag.

>>9611086
Please don't bully my friends.

Does anyone else have pain/tension in the right hemisphere of the neck and shoulder because of being on the PC every waking hour?

>>9611086
He is a shitposter of high magnitudes, but I'm worried anyways about him.
I just wish he would reply

>>9611144
Usually only happens if I'm playing something that uses the keyboard a lot.

How do you let your parents let you be NEETs mine are throwing me out in a month?

How do your parents let you be NEETs? Mine are throwing me out in a month.

Since that dumb ass janitor kept deleting my threads:
What should I call my three hard drives?

>>9613115
My mom just doesn't care. She continues to enable my hedonistic lifestyle day in day out. I don't even do any chores or make my own food.

I'm still poor as fuck, though, as I don't like asking her for money.

>>9613119

FUG :D
e/b/in
bussy :-DDD

Any of you NEET's ever dealt with flea's?
I've had a few this summer and they are a pain in the ass.
Twice I've completely stripped my room bare and covered the carpet in powder.
But I still found a couple on my feet today.

I love cooking, /jp/.
I want to buy ingredients, but I'm too afraid to go out.
What do I do?

>>9613122
My mom doesn't care because I don't spend money or ever ask for it. But my dad is the one kicking me out.

>>9613115
Luck of having lenient parents. For someone like you, I recommend you start believing in reincarnation, and then killing yourself with a firm hope that you will be dealt the rich/easy life next time.

Alternatively, you can surrender to the system and start working. Both choices are equally grim, but such is life on planet Earth in 2012.

>>9613131
Sucks. My stepdad has no say in the matter at all, he's whipped as hell.

>>9613133
But I do believe in reincarnation and if you kill yourself you'll be reincarnated as something worse.

Its been two years since I've graduated from HS, zero friends, varying degrees of depression, balding, and feel like shit in general. But I have a side job on the internet as a merchant and only goes out to mail stuff.


Just wanted to share.

>>9613127
Not NEET anymore(got a job at the grocery store in may, the people there are really nice), but I'm dealing with the fuckers right now. Although it's not as bad as it used to be due to the fact I've already taken care of some rooms.

The bottom of my legs are fuck up beyond belief(it looks like they've been stuck in an iron maiden). They'll get into your socks and just be in absolute bliss as they keep making new bites.

The powder does jack shit from my experience. There's a spray out there that works wonders and last up to 9 months. Can't remember the name right now though.

>>9613115

I'm lucky to have one of those moms who would put up with almost anything. My dad is annoying.

What is up with that picture, OP? Marisa and Sakuya have jobs.

>>9613147
I really don't want them to end up in my clothes or bed.
I'll try some prey once this powder runs out.
I've also started leaving a few bowls of water around the floor as it seems they can't swim because after a few hours there's a few dead in there.

>>9613115
Prove that you can live on the streets for a while. They will let you back in and stop caring if you do anything with your life.

>>9610978
My floor is carpeting, and surprisingly comfortable.


>Both choices are equally grim, but such is life on planet Earth in 2012.

Agreed, this is literally the shittiest time to be alive, thanks to jews. Born too late to explore the planet, born too early to explore the galaxy. Born just at the right time to experience "diversity", cultural marxism, feminism, and reverse racism. Oh and censorship. At least I got to experience 90s and early 2000s internet.

>>9613135
Oh. I don't know what to tell you. If I had the money and didn't have a fixation to absolute cleanliness and living alone, I would support you until your death. Unfortunately, I too, am close to being kicked out.

>>9613183
Well that's kind of you, all I would require would be internet and a cup of ramen a day.

>>9613119
Soma
Nepenthe
Melange

>>9613179
They leave eggs at an alarming rate. A few dead means absolutely nothing. You have to poison them. It's much more fun if you imagine them as victims of a plague in medieval europe. Picture the flea children trying to wake their papa up, but find he just won't open his eyes. Then they all hide in their little flea basement, worrying as to when the same sickness that killed their father will come unto them as well. The older siblings will try to comfort the younger ones, but then notice that their youngest brother is infected. They tell him to wait there while they go out to get food. In truth, they are never coming back for their now doomed brother; they are moving to a new place altogether. They cannot even say a proper goodbye to him.

Here's that stuff I was talking about, by the way. Finally remembered the name.

http://www.amazon.com/Virbac-Knockout-Area-Treatment-oz/dp/B001ANYHY6

>>9613119
Caspar, Melchior and Balthazar.

>>9613181
I'd like to try that. But I'm afraid they would just pretend not to care and still be sad about it. And I don't want my mother to be sad.

I also thought about living out of a van and not even coming back to live with them, but that would probably have a similar effect. My parents are really holding me back. A NEET needs to let his spirit flourish. I hope they will realize that someday.

>>9613127
There were some here when my mom had a dog. Rather, after the dog left and they turned to biting other things. They never noticeably bit me or came in my room (probably because it's shut tight most of the day) and in the end the solution was bombing the whole house.

If you guys with fleas don't have pets to get rid of, I can't imagine how much it sucks. I guess you can be happy they aren't bedbugs though. (then again bed bugs don't carry the plague)

>>9610978
I imported a futon from Japan to sleep on the floor. It was a great investment and cost less than your average mattress even with the 50 dollar shipping.

>>9613119
Did you remember to mention that you were unemployed? Your life and blog is always /jp/-related if you have no job.

>>9613223
We have one cat, which is probably the cause of it.
I'm hoping it dies soon.
It's easily in to it's mid teens and my mum said we won't get any more pets after that one, thank god.

>>9613211
Stop personifying fleas. They don't have the capacity to feel or think like you described in your post. Just a bunch of nature's primitive experiments that were only given the instincts needed for bare survival.

>>9613225
There is a farm about a mile from my house that's been empty for like 8 year. I lived there for a while. It still had some furniture in the house part so it wasn't too bad.

I suggest working part time on a night shift.

>>9613248
I know that, idiot. It's just more fun to imagine them having emotional pain in addition to the already agonizing poison.

>>9613268
This is what I'd be willing to do, but where? Being a security guard here requires a bunch of training and you have to give something like $500 in order to enter. My friend works at a casino as a roulette table host, but that is dabbling in social interaction. What else is there?

>>9613271
I honestly just think you have had a traumatic childhood/upbringing.

>>9613280
But that's so lame. I want to browse /jp/ while at work.

>>9613273
Somewhere like a Walmart. Not very many people come in at 1-5am

>>9613280
Wal-Mart is horrible towards it's workers.
Go with Kroger.

>>9613276
Of course I did. Why else would I be here?

But what does that have to do with wanting the little bastards who turned my shins into ground beef to suffer?

>>9613280
I can recommend this or a gas station. Plus if you do see people they're usually drug addicts or eccentrics so they want as little social interaction as you.

>>9613276
Why do you think that?

>>9613286
Well, it just has to do with your attitude. While almost everyone in /jp/ has had a largely distressful childhood, not everyone has developed such hatred and apathy. They have channeled it to other things or have actively have concentrated to alleviate those kinds of thoughts as they tend to make taking it easy a more difficult task.

>>9613290
Gas stations are good.
The only people I see are truckers or drug addicts and they don't want to talk just get their shit and get out.

>>9613300
What makes you say everyone had a distressful childhood?

>>9613303
I said almost.

>>9613305
I had a pretty relaxed childhood. All the wierd shit was my own doing; I could have backed out of those things at any point.

>>9613307
But you didn't!

>>9613307
Yeah my childhood was pretty good and high school for that matter. I just have no desire to do anything or make money because everything I want is on the internet.

>>9613317
Because I enjoyed them.

Actually, I have to wonder, why is Sakuya in OPs pic? She has a job.

>>9613341
Not to mention the Scarlet sisters most likely have some kind of investment enterprise going on, the rich fucks.

>>9613357
Maybe before they went go Gensokyo, but probably not inside of it. And even then, I imgaine Remilia would handle that and not Flandre.

What the hell happened to this site? On so many other boards there's tons of threads about people starting University soon, being freshmen, etc. Did the average user age drop yet again after summer?

Why aren't there Kaguya, Reimu, Flandre and Yuyuko on OP's picture?

Fuck I hate when good pics are ruined with senseless shit.

>>9613917

/jp/ is different from the other boards

>>9613917

are you a joke? everyone here either dropped out or never bothered with college in the first place. go back to /adv/ or /b/ or wherever you came from.

>>9613963
Reimu has a job, technically. Koishi might fit better.

Hopefully if my friend can use his parents car he'll pick me up so I can drop this application off at a local gaming store. I haven't really been into games as of late so I hope they won't ask me too much about the state of the gaming industry.

>>9610978

>neetles
>no Kaguya
>no Patchouli
>SDM
>no Patchouli
>Marisa

Sakuya clearly has a god damn job. Delete this thread OP.

>>9614086
They'll ask your ability to direct people to the latest Call of Duty.
Also they pay minimum no benefits, fast food pays more.

>>9613917
see
>>9614043

>>9614043

it's like you didn't read his post at all!

>>9613917

the site grows in traffic every year, there's always going to be an influx of teens sadly. thankfully they stick to /b/v/

>>9614096
Fast food sounds hard and stressful.

>>9614165
Leaving my room is hard and stressful, too.

ive been listening to animal collective and death grips all day everyday for the past 2 weeks

i also started watch sao

it kinda sucks

I'm going to get an official mental health diagnosis tomorrow. I'm hoping for ADD so I can get Ritalin and finally start learning Japanese and programming.

>>9614095
The best representative from SDM for NEETdom is Flandre, because she is NEET + hikki whereas Patches actually goes out to investigate shit and works on things. Not conventional work, but still more.

>>9614258

I wanted to do this too. They said adults can't have ADHD (fucking Europe). Got diagnosed with depression. Put me on antipsychotics and SSRI. Gained weight, dick stopped working, no benefits.

Unless they offer you Bupropion or amphetamines it's probably a good idea not to take that shit.

>>9613127
You could try a flea trap to kill off many of them. It's a small heat lamp to attract them, with sticky paper beneath.

I've been gradually doing more and more work. I think my laziness is dissipating and my mind is adapting to responsibilities that I much oblige to.

This is a good day!

I finished reading a mystery novel and got my 3rd touhou 1cc on normal. Taking it easy while listening to the rain splash upon my window. The sound of raindrops is absolutely lovely - this type of weather freshens the stagnant air and rejuvinates tired spirits. I've had an enjoyable stay today.

I just took some laxatives for my constipation!

It's a good feeling going to sleep and knowing you have something to look forward to the next day.

I slept for a good part of the morning, and then after my short-term memory loss erased my knowledge of the past four days I went on a walk to buy fifty chocolate-chip cookies from the grocery store for five dollars. I ate ten of them as I browsed 4chan and checked on some stuff in some online games I play.

Later on I made potato soup and two grilled cheese sandwiches for dinner and then watched my roommate's dog. She was a good girl, and she didn't want to leave my room as she kept on wanting to sleep on my bed.

I did more stuff in some of my online games again after I took a shower, and read up on how an overheated CPU can cause your computer to randomly restart itself. I then made plans to buy some compressed air next week if I can afford it.

That leads me to here. I'm probably going to go to bed soon and wake up early tomorrow for that meeting and free breakfast that the program I am a part of has every Wednesday. I have Asperger's and Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder and because of that I am living in a community housing facility that teaches people how to become independent, and one of the requirements is a mandatory meeting every Wednesday.

I hope they make scrambled eggs, sausage, and biscuits and gravy for the meeting tomorrow. I love scrambled eggs, sausage, and biscuits and gravy.

>>9616338
I want Alice to offer me pancakes when I deliver the newspaper to her.

>>9613223
My old apartment had bedbugs. Cinnamon oil is very effective in repelling them.

>>9616344

im jealous, that actually sounds like an awesome life.

I've been really depressed lately, just that I feel so isolated from this world, including my parents and most of my friends: besides only 1 friend, my other friends seem really distant to me and it seems like my relationship with them is just bullshit.

I just want to do nothing and stay in my room.

Ok guys, listen. A couple hours before, we had a thread where there was the list of the Tripfags who never returned. Some of them killed themselves.

I want to say this. I love you all and I value the time I spent here. You're precious to me. So if you're going to die, please die thinking that you had a place with friends who cared for you, even if at times they tell you to shut up or suck a cock.

That's all I wanted to say, now please continue taking it easy.

>>9616370
I'm sorry to hear about that. I don't know what to say in this situation except that I hope everything gets better for you.

>>9616374
I don't think any of them killed themselves, anon.

Well, maybe Disability-san.

>>9616378
wtH

>>9610978
>white people
>master race
>this thread

I've been a NEET for about 4 years. My dad is finally making me get a job. He took me to a temp hire place today but we arrived today for interviews. He's taking me again tomorrow. They said they were interviewing for warehouse positions but I'm a small and frail little girl and don't want to do this. I'm only looking forward to being able buy stuff again and being able to help out with bills a little. How soul crushing is having a job? What do you do to make money? Make me feel better about this.

>>9616511
arrived too late for interviews*

>>9616511
Sorry you're not one of us anymore.

>>9614086
Update-

My friend did not get his car, so I spent all day watching anime, playing videogames and playing with my pet Iguana. Sorry I let you guys down.

>>9616511
I work as a barman in a old-men hunting club
stay in the bar serving them wine and rum with coke (they don't ask for anything else) and listening to their shit for a tip.
If only i haven't dropped mechanical-maintenance engineering

>>9616546
I actually read that as Batman. Nothing you have to say could be better advice than that.

>>9616527
I... I've still got a few more hours left...

>>9616546
Do you ever get to see any bar fights?

>>9616569
You can stay until then just don't touch me, I don't want to catch your 9-5.

I don't really want to live, and I happen to be sick (have a fever)

Anyway I can use this to kill myself?

>>9616592
O-okay... I'm really hoping it's not 9-5 and I can just work part time or something. I don't want to spend anymore time away from my precious Internets than I have to.

This weekend I helped my brother paint his house. I've been taking it easy Monday and today. I have some real life stuff to attend to tomorrow, but it shouldn't be that bad. After that I'm going to have a chicken dinner with my mom. I really value the night time after everything is done. It's really satisfying to just take it easy after getting everything sorted.

>>9613231
Where did you order your futon from, anon?

>>9616511
At first you'll be freaking out because of all the new people wanting to talk to you and finding your way around and getting your job down pat. After a few weeks you'll feel more comfortable with your job, and after a month you'll think "well this isn't so bad at all." Then the depression of spending all your free time working to make some guy rich will get to you. Being surrounded by normalfags so much will gnaw at your brain and eventually you'll quit after about half a year.

At least that's how it goes for me.

>>9616711
Are you me?

>>9616697
I bought mine from Amazon because I got a gift card for christmas, I think it was from J-Life outsourced through amazon.

>>9616718
Thanks, I found them. Those prices aren't bad at all.

>>9616723
It's well worth it if you don't mind appearing ultra weeaboo. It's great if you have back problems because sleeping on the floor gives you the best support you can get. Just be prepared for some upkeep. I air mine out once a week, since you sweat so much in your sleep and there's no springs to keep air circulating it tends to get mildewy and quick.

>>9616739
Yeah, I need a new mattress badly (and have for a while now actually) and had briefly considered a futon but didn't know where to find one for any decent price... I hadn't even thought of checking Amazon.

As for
>appearing ultra weeaboo
it's not like anyone else will ever see it anyway ;_;

>>9616750
You can always show it off to all your best friends on /jp/ in a room thread!
;_;

>>9616711
>Then the depression of spending all your free time working to make some guy rich will get to you.
I already get depressed about that and I haven't even applied yet.

I actually stuck to a McJob for almost 2 years, and hated every minute of it. I absolutely hated it, even though I was working with a few of my high school friends. I still feel the built up rage burning inside of me from working at that job. Anytime I've thought about applying somewhere, I feel that feeling of every time I've ever wanted to stick my head in a deep fryer, or run out into heavy traffic, or lock myself in the deep freezer and die there... And the work wasn't even hard!

My mom is forcing me to look for a job. She doesn't seem to understand how bad my social anxiety is.

>>9616919
My mother seems to expect me to get a girlfriend and make some kids for her despite her enabling my NEET ways. It's awkward.

>>9616948

I'm sure there's NEET girls out there on /jp/.

Thumbs upboat if you don't and never have had a facebook.

#truneet

>>9617039
post the pic

you know the one

kudasai

Currently staying at a backpacker hostel. I am NEETing as HELL but I can only last maybe two months at this, and that's spending no money on food. I don't know what's going to happen next.

I think I might walk across the country or something. I have nothing else to do. The internet seems pretty boring when you don't have the privacy of your room.

>>9614235
I've been addicted to Death Grips, AnCos new release was disappointing.

For some reason I've been having a hard time not thinking about what it'd be like to stick a knife through my neck or thigh or if my entire body was split in half. GW2 is starting soon so that should keep my mind of things for awhile.

>>9614235
>>9617090
>death grips all day everyday
>I've been addicted to Death Grips
I am number three. Please don't discriminate against me because I am third. Other than that, let's into 5D.

I am now officially on the dole. I look forward to my free money. Well, I guess it's not really "free" though since I have to apply for jobs to qualify for it, but eh, whatever.

>>9616780
I know that feel. I get so angry that I have to slave away doing terrible degrading work making some other guy rich just so I can afford a place to take it easy for maybe 8 hours of each day, and eat enough to stay alive. I hated every moment of my McJob. I thought I was supposed to be someone, but now it's either the streets or flipping burgers. I think I might just become some angry ultra-left anarchist who squats and steals because land ownership is bullshit coercion in the first place.

>>9617098
G'day how's it going alright

ANON! Where ARE you?!

>>9617106
R-right here...

>>9617104
fuck off aussie scum

>>9617073
http://mashable.com/2012/08/07/no-facebook-psychopath/

>>9617117
Seems accurate. I am a diagnosed psychopath (antisocial personality disorder) and don't have a social networking account of any form anywhere, unlike those mass-murdering casuals.

Wonder what my count will be.

>>9617126
You're so deep and edgy and cool man. Only not.
>>>/b/

>>9617133
Why did you redirect him to another board?

>>9617126
Counts are usually for spree killers.
Spree killers tend to be seriously troubled individuals, that cannot deal with something or other, and tend to be more mentally unstable than a psychopath. Psychopaths are the serial killers, the ones that manipulate others, kill and try and get away with it.

>>9617126
>psychopath (antisocial personality disorder)

le monkey face

>>9617126
You know, FBI and other authorities are all over this site. People have been arrested in the past for making threats on 4chan. You should be careful.

>>9617136
Because he belongs there.

>>9617144
Why?

>>9617141
He'll be fine as long as he doesn't mess with football.

>>9617148
Exploding vans haven't been the only thing, anon.

>>9616344
Where do you live? I'm curious what kind of place has such nice benefits.

>>9617126
"Though the diagnostic criteria for ASPD were based in part on Hervey Cleckley's pioneering work on psychopathy, ASPD is not synonymous with psychopathy and the diagnostic criteria are different."
-The most reputable source of information on the internet.

Sorry, you aren't a psychopath. You're just a nobody with babby's first diagnosis, which is what all personality disorders are. They don't mean shit.

Good luck getting your autism bucks from that, normie.

>>9617158
I am actually relieved because I was under the impression that ASPD was the formal name for psychopathy. Now I can say I'm not a psychopath and not feel like everyone can see through my obvious lies.

>>9617166
Why haven't you gone back to /b/ yet?

>>9617141
If you think the government has money to waste on trying to actively track down people that make hateful comments on an anonymous imageboard you're delusional.

>>9617184
Not hateful comments, anon, legitimate threats to kill. Mainly announcing plans for mass murder.

>>9617184
Not the guy you're replying to, but he blatantly said he's planning to go on a killing rampage, and further implied he's trying to beat the records of people he considers "casual." I've already informed the FBI of this post, we'll see how funny they find it.

>>9617184
Money? Why do you think moot isn't accepting janitor applications for /b/? It doesn't require any effort. Moderators probably have a protocol in place for when they see a certain type of threat, too.

I'm having a Poe's law moment here...

I feel bad because I don't really have any excuse to not be working or in education. I just really want to do nothing else other than stay at home all day with a computer and internet and have no restriction on how long and what times I sleep. I probably am just lazy, I do get bored with things too easily though.

Sleeping has been bad lately though, even though I have a memory foam mattress, and it feels really comfortable, I manage to wake up with my shoulders and upper back aching every day.

The weather is still awful in England, it's too hot and I wish it was Winter. I will be going to play football with some friends on Friday though, it might be cooler outside. I've been wanting to do some physical activity for a while now and that might meet the criteria.

I've been playing a game for a long time and it feels like I just can't improve in it lately.

There's everything I've been thinking about lately.

>>9617190

Just like the guy from Colorado who announced on /soc/ he was going to kill all those people. Yea the FBI totally caught him days before he did it.

>>>/x/

>>9617250
It's okay, most people here are like that. Very few have legitimate illnesses.

When I asked to borrow the car to go up north for the day my parents instead urged me to call in repairs for my car, telling me they'd pay to get it fixed. I don't know why they pay for everything related to my car.

I've been NEET for 8 or so years now, today is my monthly trip to the psych for my sertraline.
I wish that the medication did more for me, but I still have panic attacks in my home, outside is even worse..

I hope to actually get a job someday, all it takes is my mother dying and Ill have nowhere to live (my autisimbux would not cover any rent here)

Worst thread on /jp/

>>9614258
Welp, I did have some ADD traits but not enough for a diagnosis. I need to see a neurologist if I want to press that matter further.

They did diagnose me with mixed personality disorder, though. I'm mostly schizoid with a hint of obsessive compulsory and borderline personality disorder. I'm too fucked up to fit into any one disorder, it seems.

>>9617333
They still believe that mobility could save you from your assburgic ways.

Packing for my end of NEET.

>>9617039
I actually know a NEET girl, or at least a girl that isn't in work, education or training. She spends all of her day reading books on her Kindle, playing video games or sleeping because she has chronic migraines that prevent her from even going outside.

I've spoken to her a handful of times since I'm friends with her live-in boyfriend, who used to be a NEET until just a few days ago. Now he's trying to go to college to get an education so he can run his own computer repair shop. When he's not at college he spends all of his time playing video games and if you let him he'll eat nothing but ramen for days while doing so. He technically has Asperger's but he doesn't receive any benefits from having it because his doctors don't think he actually has it.

As for me, I woke up this morning and felt kind of shitty. I had a stuffy nose and a headache, but then again I've been sick for the past week. It's still too early for the meeting that I'm required to go to every Wednesday, but the housing manager and lady who runs said meeting should be here within the next half-hour to hour or so. I might ask her if she needs any help with making the breakfast this morning, since I love to cook.

However, I've got this feeling that it's probably going to be donuts again if anything else. That's because there is only a breakfast if the people in the apartment the meeting is held in actually do their chores and clean up their dishes and such. Otherwise for the meeting on Wednesday someone goes with the housing manager to pick up two dozen donuts from the local supermarket.

I'm usually the one that goes to help her get said donuts. I like to pick one of each for the dozen I fill so that none of them are the same, even though I usually just go for an apple fritter. I like apple fritters.

Anyways, I hope you have a good day /jp/. I'll post again later I guess.

>>9617039
There are NEET girls on /jp/
btw i'm a gurl ;-)

What kinda cars do all you NEETs have? I don't know why I'm so curious, but now I really want to know.

>>9617791
>He technically has Asperger's
>his doctors don't think he actually has it.
Why do you think he has Asperger's then?

>>9617806
I don't have a car. I don't even know how to drive one.

Why is the Bitcoin price so silly now?

>>9617806
Toyota Carina II -92

It's a pretty nice car although mine tends to rust somewhat easily. Nothing a little paint and fiberglass can't fix, though.

>>9617806
Jeep Wrangler. It's got a soft top and has been broken into several times.

>>9617806
I started taking driving lessons but I eventually stopped because being in a heavy, large metal deathtrap on a road with other large metal deathtraps just drove my anxiety through the roof. Curiously enough though I'm fine with riding my scoot-scooter.

>>9617834
Wouldn't a scooter be even MORE scary to drive?
>>9617824
Man that blows, the same thing happened with my sister's jeep all the time.

Me, I got myself a '92 Buick LeSabre. Best car out there I swear to God. Yeah, so what if it shakes a little? So what if it backfires? It still runs damn it.
It has a flat right now though, and I've been too lazy to check if I have a spare - let alone go out and get a jack and change it.
RIP le sabre face

>>9617811
>Why do you think he has Asperger's then?
Not him, but let's be honest: A lot of people have spergy tendencies. Deciding if it's enough to qualify as full on Asperger's or not is really arbitrary and may vary from doctor to doctor. I don't even think they see Asperger's as a serious illness. It's just a way to get money.

>>9617847
I don't think so. I don't use a high speed scooter, just a slow electric scooter that's street legal and caps at 20mph. It's quiet and light and easily maneuverable. It's light enough to carry over my head.

I also got into a serious car accident when I was a kid so that might have something to do with why I hate cars and the responsibility of driving one.

>>9617856
I sorta want a scooter, but I'm supposed to be saving my money. Me and my mom are supposed to go half and half on a cheap car sometime soon. I'm trying to learn a stick but it's sorta weird. Any you guys drive sticks?

I was also in a car accident when I was younger, two in fact. And I was the driver. (They weren't my fault though, nigas and their texting and driving). Anyway, it scared me really really bad for a while, but in the end, it just made me a super careful and alert driver.

>>9617856

>>9617824
Here.
Car accidents are not fun...I actually lost my job a year ago because some old lady cut me off and made me rear-end her, so I had to go to a meeting with some lawyers which made me request a day off, my boss forgot to mark it down and lied about it to the store owner to make it look like a no-call-no-show.

I don't have good luck with vehicles.

>>9617864
>I'm trying to learn a stick but it's sorta weird. Any you guys drive sticks?
Get a load of this Americlap. Hilarious.

>>9617864
Well if cost is an issue and if you don't have a need4speed like typical normalscum you can invest in an e-scooter too. I don't need to register or insure my scooter and I don't need a license either so that saves money right off the bat. It's also electric so I don't have to pay for gas at all. It can travel roughly 30 miles on a single charge and one charge costs half a dollar. If it ever happens to die on you, it has pedals.

As long as you aren't a huge 250+ lbs fatlord or constantly need drive your whole family around then it's a good deal.

I'm not happy driving because there are too many things to focus on and it's difficult to.

Anyone think about getting a job at a graveyard. Very little social interaction.

>>9618204
Because no one ever attends funerals right?

>>9618217
You aren't around for the funeral.

>>9618219
Well that would depend on your job position wouldn't it.
Which you didn't specify.

>>9618204
Ahh, that made me think of Dampé the gravekeeper.

Maybe that's what I'll do today, play Zelda.

>>9617901
Oh that sounds nice. The car I have right now is a rusty ol' bucket. Costs me 70 dollars to fill my tank, not to mention constant maintenance. Somethin like that would be lovely.

I have to go to work in nine hours, and yes, I count down each hour as it passes in fear. I've had this job for two years and yet I still dread each day. I want to crawl in a hole and starve to death.

>>9617856
Which scooter do you have?

>>9617901
>need4speed like typical normalscum
Woah, fuck off dude
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43vQPaS7qSc

>>9618309
No, you fuck off.

>>9616511
I used to work craigslist jobs. While some of them are sketchy as hell, you can find decent work for as little as four hours and up to 2000 hours if you're willing to spend a little bit of time digging. Depending on where you live, the pay is decent. I just finished 1,500 hours of work at 11.50 an hour and i'm set for the next year or two (if not more) and can resume being a NEET. All I did was sit in the dark basement of an office building and sort files for a few hours a day. No social interaction and the only person I had to deal with was the guy who paid me.

>>9617806
>>9617806
A 2002 pontiac montana. I don't have it insured and it has tons of dents/scratches and misc damage because it used to belong to my mom who is the epitome of old female asian driver. It fucking guzzles gas though so I only drive it if I have to go long distances of places I can't access via public transit at night. Otherwise I just walk or steal my brothers student ID.

I'm not sure whether I want to become a neet or not. On one hand, I have an opportunity to be taken care of by someone obsessed with me, who'll do all the work and everything, and I'll have no responsibilities and a bit of spending money. On the other hand, I can continue on with schooling until I become a doctor, and someday gain more money than I'll ever need.

>>9618451
There's an easy test for this.
Are you planning to grow to old?
If not, NEET with the best of them. If so, head over to /soc/.

>>9618318
How about you come and say that to my face you pathetic manchild? Name a time and place and I'll come fucking beat my tax money back out of you

>>9617811
He's told me he has Asperger's because a doctor had in the past diagnosed him with it, but he has also said that his current doctor doesn't think he has it. That is because his current doctor is a quack that doesn't even recognize his other problems, like chronic staph infections and a bum knee.

>>9617852
I have Asperger's and I sort of agree. I have more problems with my Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder and Tourettes' than with my Asperger's, though then again anyone with severe psychological trauma and a fucked up nervous system will have problems either way.

>>9618232

haha I wasn't the only one

I have 2-3 months to find a job or my parents are kicking me to the curb. Any suggestion for a low demand, low social interaction job? Part time would be even better.

>I've recently been experimenting with sleeping on the floor. It's surprisingly comfortable.


Can you tell me more about your experience? I recently threw my bed out, and put my mattress on the floor, but I want to get rid of it too. What do you sleep on?

>>9618530
Not that guy, but I sleep on my floor its pretty comfortable if you sleep on your stomach.

>>9618530
Are you asking him how to throw down a blanket and sleep on top of it?

>>9618530
Its not bad, even if you just fold your arms and use it as a pillow.

>>9618530
Not OP, but I sometimes lay on the floor with only a pillow to rest my head. That does wonders in summer, or if you try with a blanket is good too.

I don't think I could sleep on the floor.
Think about all the spiders and bugs!

>>9616948
Mine does not at all understand the concept of social phobia/anxiety. She looks at me like I just spoke to her in tongues when I mention it.

>women

>>9616948
>>9618567
Mine gave me the option of get a girl friend or get a job. I chose to live homeless for a few months.

>>9617791
>NEET girl
>Can still get a BF with 0 effort.

Do you guys ever talk with NEET girls?

I've been seeing an otaku pseudohikki girl in my area lately. We made plans to meet again on Saturday. We first met last Sunday and things went really well. I'm going to be meeting her mother... I'm so nervous! I hope it's not raining in Portland. She's a little bit out there sometimes, but then again, so am I. She's a very pretty and kind girl, and she can be pretty clever at times. I get the feeling she really likes me, I can't wait for the weekend to come!

Is anyone lucky enough to live on their own and not have their parents constant bitching about your lifestyle?

>>9618574
What kind of a person considers getting a girlfriend and getting a job on the same level?

>>9618579
So this is how it will end, huh?
Beat back the gloryhole nerds only to drown under that.

>>9618579
I'm disappointed in you.

Oh yeah, I've recently begun the SSI application process and seeing a psychologist in my area. He's a really kind guy and he's given me some good advice for dealing with my mental illnesses. Wish me luck for getting on welfare /jp/!!

>>9618583
They saw it as at least its doing something with my life. Maybe I'd start a family and get my life together or some shit.

>>9618587
It's okay. Just don't kill yourself, Tokiko.

>>9618579
I literally hope she murders you.

>>9618579
Why are you meeting her parents after only one date?

>>9618579
Don't you think her parents will be disappointed you're also a NEET?

>>9618600
1. She is not a NEET so there is no "also".
2. They'll be disappointed at first site from how short he is.

>>9618596
I don't think it's exactly a date... we just hung out together. Played some games at an arcade, got lunch at a Japanese place, looked at some figs in a store, and talked about life. Maybe it was one? But she said that she's been telling her mom about me and she wants to meet me. I don't really have a problem meeting her mom... I'm sure she's a nice woman. And since neither of us can drive, if I make a good impression, it'll mean that we'd be able to see each other more often, I figure.

>>9618600
Ah, I don't think so... but there's plenty of other reasons people could find to be disappointed in me.

>>9618609
She's a NEET. She told me she's been a shut-in for 2 or 3 years now. And I'm also very tall, 6'4"!

She likes this Touhou that I've been attaching to my posts, btw. I'm not using them as "avatars" or anything Janitor-sempai.

>>9618615
You said pseudohikki which means not really hikki which is also not equivilant to NEET.

>>9618627
Well, she left the house to see me, so I'm guessing she can't really be a hikki. But she spends a lot of time inside. On the other hand, she's unemployed and unenrolled (in lack of better words), so although she's not a hikikomori, she is very much a NEET.

Ara ara, an older woman I see

Bye Tokiko.

>>9617791
Everytime I see a comment like this is pretty boring. But this one was interesting.

>girlfriend
>girlfriend
>girlfriend
>" I would like to see you walk in one day with a [ohgod] girlfriend [/ohgod], surprise me anon!"
> my brother has a drawing of his "girlfriend" on his school binder
>GIRLFRIEND

Why isn't Kaguya in that picture?

i fucking love sleeping on the floor, ill be fine in my bed then sometimes when im tired laying on the floor for some reason ill suddenly go

Fuck this floor is comfortable, and be unable to get up, so comfy

>>9618694
Kaguya runs a moon museum once a year. She's like Santa, and nobody would say Santa is a NEET.

So today was my first day back on /jp/ after my hiatus from 4chan and I noticed we have a sticky outlining what does and does not belong on /jp/. One thing that jumped out at me was that all NEET life blog topics are to be consolidated into one topic now.

So on one hand while I do find it interesting to read NEET blogs by the people I love on /jp/ I also feel that on the other hand maybe just being NEET doesn't give you an excuse to post your blog on /jp/ and that all blog posts might be better suited on /soc/.

I think I agree more with the former but what are some of your guy's opinions on it?

>>9619736
I always enjoy reading you nerds blog about your (pretend) NEET lifestyle. /soc/ doesn't interest me at all.

Tomorrow I'm going to visit an employment gathering for twenty or so winter-season businesses.

I'll make sure to bring my Milky Holmes shirt!

I woke up at 6PM today and reapplied for food stamps. Technically I shouldn't even qualify for help because I live with my mom and she buys everything for me, but for some reason they accepted my case and gave me money last year.

I haven't done anything else today. I think I'm going to clean my room.

I love you all. Don't forget this niggas, I love you with all my might. I know you're having a bad time because I'm like you. Please take it easy and enjoy your time here.

Daily reminder.

>>9619736
Isn't /soc/ just a bunch of camwhores and dudes jerkin it?
Would NEET-related blogs really belong on /soc/?
I don't know.
I just don't know.

>>9620610
Well I've never been there myself but it's /soc/ - Social right? I would assume that would include people blogging about their lives.

Although I think most of them probably have jobs or go to school so NEET blogs might not be too well received there.

I was always under the impression /r9k/ or /adv/ would care to read blog posts. /soc/ is just camwhores and hook up threads.

>>9620715
It's off boarders from places like that coming here to pretend to be NEET and shitting all over the place in the first place.
You'll notice, they're the same people who made glory hole threads too.

I do beleive /r9k/ is the board they are meant to go to for that kind of thing though.

Did you ever used to fear weird things as a kid? Not like, fear actual objects, but like, I'd see pictures of the Pacific Ocean on a map, and I'd get uncomfortable. To the point where I wouldn't be able to look at it on a map without someone in the same room with me. Pictures of tornados used to do the same thing to me, but not as much now. Even now, I kinda quickly go past maps of the Pacific or tornados, just to not get anxious

This isn't unusual, right?

Lately I've been a having a lot of trouble at work, several people are about to see through the mask I throw on every day when I go there and deal with them. They are about to know what a miserable failure I am and it will be incredibly shameful for me when they find out. I don't want to to quit this job, I've been taking it easy here for four years at a comfortable place. Moving on will be horrible.

>>9621157
>They are about to know what a miserable failure I am
You aren't a failure, anon-sama; you have a whole world full of friends who share your hobbies.

>>9621157
How are they going to find out?

>>9621101
>This isn't unusual, right?
Maybe.
I've never been afraid of much except bugs, the sound of planes flying overhead, and dying.

>>9621157
Sounds bad. You could try telling them you're just stressed out. Whenever I'm feeling miserable about being NEET I just tell my mom that and she lets me be moody. Maybe this will give you a few days to be a moody bastard while you recollect yourself and put that mask back on.

Also if you have a job I don't think you are a failure. Half the people in this thread, myself included, have never worked a day in their life.

>>9621214
I got this job as an internship out of high school, I said I was taking the year off last year from college. I don't plan to go back again this year either but I have been telling them that I am. Only my boss knows I'm not going anywhere so my hours are the same. People are going to start wondering why I'm at work all the time when I should be in class. I need to find a new job...

>>9621216
>Half the people in this thread, myself included, have never worked a day in their life.
I'm sure that most of us have worked at least a day.

>>9621233
Yea I used to work.
It's one of the things that fucked me up and made me never want to associate with normals again.

>>9621432
Pretty much. Work sucks, people suck; Ive accepted it already.

/jp/ remember to stay truNEET


If I found out one of my friends killed themselves I do not know what I would do.
NEET life is something that we are blessed with. The ability to leech off the government and our families is great, as is not working. Cherish it.

When I get really stressed out, I tend to eat too much and eat unhealthily. It's not a good habit. Just in the past few hours I had half a pizza, half a watermelon, three peaches, and three tablespoons of peanut butter. I am underweight.

>>9621814
I wish I could afford such a lavish life.

>>9621814
Fruit makes a good comfort food due to its tastiness mixed with healthiness. So long as you can afford to eat quite a lot of it.

I just want you guys know to something.
Work is suffering. No help from colleague, superior that act like freaking elitists. goddamm we are working for the same company, stop being a dick and it is not 4chan. Fuck this shit, I havent been this depressed in my whole fucking life.
Good thing it is the end of August already, soon, just 1more month and I would be a trueNEET. Fuck WORK.

>>9621968
Ｇood job

>>9621968
Don't worry anon, it'll be better soon. Just remember, you've always got me, and I'll be your best friend.

>>9621968
as a truNEET you have to say good bye to the bathroom.
Shit on the floor and collecting piss bottles if you don't do that you re just a normal fag without a job

>>9621101
I dunno but when I was a kid hearing that olleh olleh olleh olleh we are the champions song would make me nauseous and occasionally vomit. I never even cared for football.

>>9621968
Sorry to hear that. My boss is super nice. :c
Where do you work?

>>9622042
>Nichijou_with_his_suprize_face.jpg
>his

>>9622053
Lolwut

>>9622200
Women have breasts

>>9622200
>>9622042
This is why all anime and anime-related things are treated the way they are in /jp/.

>>9622205
Good women don't

>>9622222
your mom doesn't turbonerd

Any (now or soon to be) university NET's in here living a NEETish lifestyle?

>>9622232

>>9622232
>>9622239
Please don't "shitpost``.

Now that we have these threads I can finally talk about neet life. Now that my gf has moved in I can't bottle piss anymore.

wot uk energy drink should i buy

inb4 es it tastes like piss

>>9622458

They all taste like piss.

Why would you spend money on sugary piss.

>>9622458
Coffee/ tea

>>9622458
for me its
Budget: Emerge (its around 20p so I can buy tons)
Non budget: red bull or some type of monster drink

>>9622537
This is true, I only really drink them when I really want to focus on a game or have a long late night movie/anime session. they just taste of varying degrees of piss

>>9622553
But >>9622550
have much more caffeine. I am on season 5 of The Office and it has only been 3 nights.

>>9622537
If you freeze them super cold, they lose their taste and no longer taste like sugary piss, just sugar.

>>9622576
Have you ever had those tablet berry things that make everything taste like sugar?

I had them and mixed Red Rain and lemon juice and it was the best thing I ever had.

Isn't being a normalfag the best way to enjoy life? Having friends and things along those lines. We've all been normals once so how did we get to despise them?

What would you guys do if you went blind?

Isn't everything in NEETlife dependent on the ability to see things?

>>9626484
I probably kill myself.
There is no point living if you lost your sight and hearing or hand function.

>>9626484

Isn't everything in normal life dependent on the ability to see things?
Regardless, I'd fumble my way to a gun.

>>9626485

I think I'd off myself if I lost my hands too, hearing I could live without.

Music, there is still music.
I'd get back in to playing guitar.
I would probably be really depressed though, for a long time.
It would be a very hard adjustment to make.

>>9626486
Normal people have friends and the drive to work regardless of their disability. Normal people can survive without sight.

>>9626498
I duno dude.
I kinda think something like that would hit most normals even harder than NEET's
Because it would really fuck up their normal life style.
At least we are used to staying at home doing jack shit already.
Get a good text to voice addon and we could probably still post on /jp/

>>9626495
Playing guitar after a while of not doing it can be both frustrating and refreshing. I don't play as much these days because I'm focusing on electronic music production, but I did it last Saturday for a while and it was very interesting because you always learn a trick or two from writing music on a piano-oriented system.

Try different kinds of techniques to avoid that "stale" feeling, learning is fun.

>>9626502

I'm not sure about that.
I think if it was me I'd be dead within a week, I'd rather go deaf and have all four limbs cut off.
Seeing is how I know the world, and humans have no other sense that comes close to it. How would you know what was real any more?
Almost makes me want to buy a gun just in case it happens one day.

>>9626502
I dont think so man.
You basically cant do shit without sight.
How do you danmaku?
You telling me braille manga exist?
The only thing you can do is read braille novel.
sight>hearing>hand function in order of importance.

>>9626525

I would put hand function above hearing.
Can't play video games with no hands.

>>9626518
>dead within a week

Guess it depends if you got support or not.
Man, if I was alone, I'd be dead in a few days ;_;

>>9626525
There's audio books.
And you can get family to read manga to you.
I'm not trying to say it would be easy, fuck no it would be hell.
Just that there are little things you can at least try to do to help with the coping.
I can understand why some people would top themselves, but I think I'd try and fight it, at least for a while.

>>9622458
Tea is the best. It's not just the caffeine, but also the theanine. Together they help you think more clearly in addition to being a bit quicker. If you can drink a few cups of fresh brewed shincha, you'll feel great for at least a few hours.

My parents forced me out of NEEThood and made me go to university. Why is everyone so lewd here

>>9626677
We are talking about Tea/being blind.

How is that lewd?

>>9626678
Here as in my university

>>9626677
>and made me go to university
How awful. What are they going to do when you eventually drop out for lack of motivation

Why is this thread mostly talking about jobs/school? This is no different than a regular blog thread.

>>9626693
Wow, you're sharp!

I'm going to Italy next week.

>>9626719
I wonder what it's like to sit inside all day in a foreign country.

>>9626732
As a kid, I used to do this whenever my family and I went on holiday. Everyone would be out on the beach or whatever, and I'd be sitting inside all day playing on my Game Boy.

Surprised it took me so long to realise I was an introvert.

>>9626748
>Surprised it took me so long to realise I was an introvert.
I wonder why some parents don't talk to their kids at all. It makes a huge difference. I've learned almost everything about the world from my peers and it has always been a disadvantage for me. Is it blind stupidity or disinterest? A child doesn't know what he's supposed to know.

I am now reading this thread with the voices of the various units from Company of Heroes.

You guys could fill up several Volks squads.

>>9626732
I just need to watch foreign TV ads to feel like I'm traveling.

When do you think the next big war will be? 20 or 30 years? It will be hellish.

I now look like the guy in the image, and im thinking of shaving my head.

>>9626878
This december

>>9626895
Are you going to start it?

>>9626878
Never. What's point to war with people with whom you was playing on your xbawks or bullshitting on imageboards like yesterday?

>>9626922
What if they call me a scrublord and tell me they poop on me?

You can't expect me to just take that.

>>9626930
Hopefully my love for you will cancel out any bad things they say.