/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Only if he let me suck his cock~

My brother is kind of a /jp/sie...

While he plays Dota 2 all day I tell him stories of the good old days and explain /jp/ culture to him...

>>9615413
Of course I would.

>>9615421
You're such a great onii-chan.

That would be nice. We could just mind our own business and be too introverted to bother with small talk or anything annoying like that.

>>9615426
But what would happen if someone wasn't doing their dishes? Would you get confrontational, or just put on your maid outfit and start doing all the housework?

>>9615437
If it's a normal person, then I would complain and confront them.

If I was living with someone from /jp/, I would put on my maid outfit and get to work. Might be cool to become the maid.

>>9615428
I am the younger brother tho...!

My dream is a jpsie boyfriend ;_______________;

I... won't. My body gets very warm when I am in bed. That's embarrassing.

Only if they were of the 'clean and fastidious' sort of mindset, I would be happy to room with a /jp/sie. I'm fine with being impoverished, but not with being unclean.

>>9615510
That would make the cuddling more comfortable.

>>9615437
I never understood the problem with things like this.
If you didn't make the mess just leave it there. Sooner or later the one responsible will handle it.

>>9615511
I'm with this guy

>>9615542
Wrong. "Oh, I need a plate. I'll wash that one from last month and throw it back in the sink, dirty, when I'm done."

Don't ever room with a Filipino.

>>9615552
D-do you want to come play dress up with me?

I want to dress up as Remilia or Marisa but you can be whoever.

>>9615510
And then you'd get warmer from being embarrassed, which would embarrass you more, etc.

>>9615573
This is why you keep your silverware and plates and pots and pans all separate. If he wants to keep his under a pound of creeping fungus all year long let him, yours will still be fine if you take care of them.

My brother is a NEET and my dad keeps threatening to drop him off with me because I 'enable' him by not constantly telling him what a failure he is.

Once I get a stable paycheck I'll probably take him up on it. Fuck, I might be miserable working 50 hour weeks, but at least I'll know my brother is happy and not being harassed by my dad.

>>9615593
Busted.

>>9615586

Fun fact: this is how nuclear fission works.
Don't believe what your professors tell you, they're lying.

It might be interesting to give it a shot, but it'd never work out in the end.

>>9615594

Okuu uses fusion though. I guess it works in a similar way.

>>9615510
:3c

I would love that idea. any /jp/sies live in maryland?

They'd probably be the first to make a move and kill me, but that's fine.

>>9615409
no way, the only way i would ever make any contact with any of you neckbeard fucks is over the internet

>>9615649
I'm sure some of us don't have neckbeards, since we're all cute "girls" here.

>>9615577
we can play pretend

>>9615613
I'd kill your ass with my cock :3

Chaser here looking for poz /jp/sie in the Detroit area to live with.

>>9615667
Are you sure that's ok?

You don't have to force yourself to do lewd things with me.

I'd really like to cuddle with a /jp/er.

Everyone on /jp/ is a slut. I would only want to be roommates with pure maidens.

>>9615720
Big spoon or little spoon?

>>9615724
Big, but little is fine as well.

>>9615723
Not even cuddling?

>>9615593
>Fun fact: this is how nuclear fission works.

No way for real!?

No. I can't take it easy if I'm not alone.

>>9615689
Please be gentle at least...

I already made a promise with him that we would live together. So yes, it's happening in a year or two.

I have a fraternal twin brother who browses the board so I imagine living with one would probably be kind of like my highschool days all over again.

He actually used to be pretty normal too, played sports, had a decent social life. Then one day he saw me playing PCB and asked me what it was. Gave him the game and next thing I know he 1ccs it a week later before I even manage to clear it and asks for more. Then he starts watching anime and reading doujins and... Oh god I am a terrible person.

>>9615731

We all know where that would lead anon.

Lately I've had an intense desire to fuck a really pale nerdy /jp/sies ass. I don't even care, I just do.

>>9615744
Please fill me with your cum, Anon-kun.

>>9615747
So who's going to be on top?

>>9615747

You better make a thread about it when you do.

of course, as long he has good higyene and dont fuck girls in the room..

>>9615757
What if I fuck you in the room

Yes I would and I want. Sounds interesting.

>>9615757
So it's okay if I fuck boys then?

>>9615762
I-I had the exact same idea.

Define /jp/sie.
Is it someone who just browses this board, or is it a full fledged autistic NEET?

>>9615768
As long as he is a truNEET at heart, he's a /jp/sie.

Wow guys. This is like a neet homosexual paradise.

Now I love you all even more.

No, a thousand times no.

>>9615762
are you a woman ?

>>9615768
Some where in between. Isn't just a fifthly crossboarder, but at least has a job to pay rent, or doesn't mind being the maid in exchange for a place to stay.

>>9615778
No. Why are you?

>>9615616
I do, I'm in Silver Spring. Where are you at? Maybe we could actually make this work.

>>9615779
unless you are a extremilly afeminate and cute boy, im not interested in guys

>>9615780
No. Are you trying to say you are a woman?

>>9615787
>extremilly afeminate
Excuse me?

I imagine there must be a lot of SoCal jpsies but I'm too scared to take the jump

Finally, I'd have people to play Smash Bros, ZOE2, DWG2 and other games with!

We can also watch cute anime and have anime parties every friday. But you have to follow the rules to a T.

Awwww yeah /jp/ is full on homo feels great.

>>9615797
Get in on the action and suck my cock, dude.

>>9615799

Who says I ain't already?

>>9615803

>>9615803
Hi Alex

>>9615797
Yes, it feels great BUT WHY.

IM NOT HOMO I SWEAR

>>9615808
Yeah fuck you, David. You and Ryan can go ahead and be /jp/ bfs. Even though I may never feel the warmth of another human at least I'll have the warm glow of my tv as I play JRPGs.

Imagine how cute it'd be. Two /jp/sies living together, obviously have feelings for each other. Then one catches the other browsing a thread like this and they talk about it and finally express their feelings for each other.

>>9615789
that you must look this great in undewear

>>9615822
:3c

But I have both

I hate all this homoshit, it's the worst part of neojp

>>9615823
I think it would work well if we each had our seperate rooms. Then we could pop in and touch penises but be alone most of the time so we wouldn't be annoyed with each other

>>9615831
Yeah well I have Persona 3 AND 4! And I'm on the verge of beating my tenth game this summer!!!!!

>>9615829
Name?

I'll have a /jp/ roommate pretty soon.

We get along well and like to play games, watch anime, and cuddle nonlewdly together.

>>9615854

What's the matter?

>>9615856
I am so jealous. Did you just exchange emails in one of these threads?

>>9615814
Seriously? Gimping is awesome.

I hate how bad players bring a game down.

>>9615856
What's the point of cuddling if it's nonlewdly? I guess just to get his guard down.

This floor's not big enough for two people to shit on.

>>9615844
I beat 2 games and watched over 20 anime series. Also Persona 4 is shit, all I need is 3.

I haven't showered in two weeks. Would you guys be ok with being my room-mate?

My mom sprayed me with febreeze earlier this day because she said I smelled like a hobo.

>>9615852
http://hachimitsu-scans.blogspot.com.ar/search/label/Otosuki

>>9615867

There was so many things wrong with that entire post, it's almost like a bunch of 12 year olds got toghether and made up rules for the game.

"Gimping" is actually an official part of the game. I actually remember in the tutorial for SSB 64, it told you an important part of the game was keeping your opponent from reaching the edge and recovering after you knocked his ass out to the left/right, by hitting him with ranged/melee attacks.

>>9615877
Two weeks is pretty normal.
I imagine most NEETs can go for months with no issues whatsoever.

>>9615873
I watched 5 anime. All of the games I played were pretty long.

btw MGS3 was epical

>>9615884
Mom forces me to shower if I smell to bad, though.

>>9615885
>>>/v/

Get out secondary

>>9615884

I can't go without a shower for more than a day.

>>9615884
No, that's just dirty. I autoproclame myself a neet and I bath everyday.

>>9615896
>>9615900
Your levels are far too low for this dungeon.

>>9615903
Well, good luck with the boss.

>>9615903

I've been out of formal-education/work for over 3.5 years, but I'm a very anal person with good hygiene.

>>9615895
fuk u I'll hack the shit out of you.
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>>>/t/

>>9615919

Can we stop insulting each other and get back on topic to finding a /jp/sie boyfriend?

>>9615910
I'll be sure to let you know if he drops anything good.

>>9615918
Puh-lease.

How many people here from Texas?

>>9615938
Oh, I'm sorry.
>tfw no bf ;_;

>>9615856
milk, right? I hope two are happy with each other.

I've been meaning to move out for a while. I don't have problems socializing but... people with my same taste in stuff are a lot more fun to be with.

I'm great at cooking. I'd love to cook for someone. However I can't afford living expenses

>>9615946
We are.

>>9615942
Me. Where at? Texas is kind of big.

>>9616016

The Alamo or Poth.

>>9616011
How does it feel knowing I've fucked your girl multiple times before you met her?
Sakuracon 2010

>>9616038
Get out normal.

What a shitty lord of gays super gaythread. None of you homo asscommanders belong here in /jp/.

>>9616136
But that's wrong.

>>9616136
GAY NEET PRIDE WORLDWIDE
Get back to /b/ shitposter scum.

/jp/ would probably be too shy and submissive to fuck my ass.

>>9616169
I really want to fuck you now.
So much.

>>9616169
I would fuck you~

>>9616174
Only if you promise to ride me hard.