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HEY KISAMAS,

WATASHI NO NAMAE WA ANANIMASU OFFU KAKUSU TO WATASHI WA KIRAI EVERY SINGLE ONE OF ANATA. ALL OF ANATA ARE FAT, BAKA BAKA NO-LIFES WHO SPEND EVERY SECOND OF MAINICHI MITEIRUING AT BAKA PICTURES. ANATA WA SUBETE THAT IS WARUI IN THE SEKAI. HONTO NI, HAVE ANY OF ANATA EVER GOTTEN ANY NEKO? I MEAN, WATASHI GUESS IT'S TANOSHI MAKING FUN OF HITOS BECAUSE OF YOUR OWN UNKAWAIINESS, BUT MINNA TAKE IT TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL. KORE WA WORSE THAN ONANI-ING TO PICTURES ON HESUBUUKU.


SHIRANAI HITO JA NAI DESHO? JUST HIT WATASHI AND BE SURE TO GANBARIMASU. WATASHI WA PRETTY MUCH PAAFEKUTO. WATASHI WAS AMERIKAN FUTBORU NO CAPTAIN, TO WATASHI WAS HAJIMASHTATER ON WATASHI NO BASUKETOBOORU TEAM. DONNA SUPOTSU DO ANATA ASANBOU, OTHER THAN "ONANI TO NAKED DRAWN NIPPONJIN"? WATASHI MO GET HOMO JA NAI A'S, TO WATASHI HAS A BANGING KAWAII SHOJO (KANOJO WA BLOWJOB WO SHIMASHITA; KUSO WA HONTO NI CASH.) ANATA WA ALL KISAMAS DARE SHOULD JUST KOROSU THEMSELVES. DOMO ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU FOR LISTENING.

(SONO PIC WA RELATED DESU, ARE WA WATASHI TO WATASHI NO ONNA)

>> No.9611268

I admit I laughed.

>> No.9611274
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>>9611268

>> No.9611276
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9611276

This thread is now about bride saber. Discuss.

>> No.9611282

>>9611263

>WATASHI WA PRETTY MUCH PAAFEKUTO

You obviously don't know the word kanpeki. You far from perfect.

>> No.9611284

>>9611276

I hate all Fate/x shit.

Pls no.

>> No.9611295
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>>9611284

u mad

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>>9611274
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA XDDDD BUENA ESA :lol:

>> No.9611298

>>9611263

Is that a bottle of Malibu ?

>> No.9611300

I admit I laughed

>> No.9611307

>>9611276
>sample
fug off asssucker

>> No.9611314
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>>9611276

I'd rather talk about Caster's silly new hat.

>> No.9611323
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9611323

BELTS AND ZIPPERS

>> No.9611330
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>> No.9611341

>>9611330
>>9611314

That hat is really silly.

>> No.9611361

>>9611341
thatsz cuz caster is epic as HELL

>> No.9611369
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9611369

Best saber

>> No.9611418
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9611418

Hello.

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>>9611295
Yes I MAD. Fucking delays why? For cocksucker Gil to be your servant and not the funny vamp? Bullshit. My goddamn slutty bride figma delivered when?

>> No.9611445

>>9611418
I don't know what the fuck they were thinking with that outfit.

>> No.9611447

>>9611445
He's just coming out of the closet. That's all. After all, Shirou 'understands' men better than women...

>> No.9611464

>>9611330

Best Fate.

>> No.9611466

>>9611431

You got a problem with the King of Heroes, mongrel?

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>>9611466
>King of Homos
FTFY... and yes, I do. He isn't the charming funny vamp and should just go back to dreaming of Enkidu cock.

>> No.9611481

>>9611330
I'd cast her out of wherever I was.

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>>9611361
I know you may be trying to be ironic. But you know what's even more ironic? No one wants to be a Caster class. Not even Caster. Tamamo is dead on.

>> No.9611499

>>9611489
>Saber
Not archer...
Caster confirmed for mediocre.

>> No.9611495

>>9611276
Fate/Extra designs are so fucking terrible.

>> No.9611496

>>9611481
Can't. Her maleficium (sp?) skill and her experience as a professional slut in her past life means she can and will seduce/fuck anyone with power to get what she wants.

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>>9611495
shut up nerd

>> No.9611542

>KUSO WA HONTO NI CASH
Lost it.

>> No.9611544

>>9611517
Does not matter how you dress Sakura, she's a worm whore, maybe with her new outfit she can magically shot them from her pussy.

>> No.9611557

>>9611544

Sakura's not a whore though.

>> No.9611568

>>9611544
Endless spell-piercing e-worm spam. That would be suffering for fluffy tail. Worse than fallible arrow.

>> No.9611567
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>>9611544
Why are you calling the most pure and devoted girl in Fate a whore?

>> No.9611572

>>9611557

Shes a super whore? Why else would she put out for her own brother that's megawhore tier right there buddy.

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>>9611557

Have you read HF?

>> No.9611585

>>9611557
She didn't start out a whore, that's fair. However, through her lack of a spine she let circumstances make her one. Should've just killed herself.

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>>9611572
Who wouldn't put out for Shinji?

>> No.9611588

>>9611577

Yeah, have you? She's completely loyal to Shirou. Check out her normal ending.

>> No.9611589

>>9611577
Wanting to sleep with someone you've been in love with for years isn't whore behavior.

>> No.9611605

>>9611330
>>9611323


>sample
fug off asssucker

>> No.9611606

>>9611585

It wasn't lack of spine, it was that if she disobeyed Shinji or Zouken then she'd be punished. The route extensively covers the shit she went through every day in that house.

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>>9611592
>mfw when I killed him well before he even used his NP
>mfw when he was only 8

>> No.9611608

Don't know why people call Sakura a whore when you've got Rin. She molests Saber and masturabates while Shirou and her go at it, and in UBW one of her endings is a threesome. Willingly sleeping with people she barely knows, what a slut.

>> No.9611610

>>9611302
>Chuck Norris
>>>/2004/

Why do I feel so old now?

>> No.9611615

>>9611606
It was a lack of a spine. If she had the strength of conviction to value purity and not being a fucking tool, she should've killed herself or had them kill her rather than willingly bear that shit for so many years. There are 3DPD trafficked prostitutes IRL who have the guts to do that rather than continue to be exploited.

>> No.9611617

>>9611608

I know right? One hundred times better than Sakura don't need no whore when you got a nice slut.

>> No.9611619

>>9611608
Because Sakura literally craves dicks.

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>>9611608
List of characters Rin has canonically slept with:

>Shirou
>Saber
>Archer (F/E)
>Nero
>Caster
>Sudo
>Angra Mainyu (HF bad ending)
>marries random dude (HF Normal)
>sluts it up with random dudes (HF True)

>> No.9611628

>>9611619

She craves mana. The only dick she craves is Shirou's.

>> No.9611630

>>9611263
I fucking read this in Majikoi's Guile Voice.

>> No.9611633

I didn't even bother finding out about Rin because I found her exhausting to put up with. Tsunderes normally don't even bother me but fuck.

>> No.9611636

>>9611628
But her worm-infested body disagrees. She still feels alot of pleasure over any dick unlike actual victims of brutal rapes.

>> No.9611642

>>9611636
Why is that a bad thing?

>> No.9611666

>>9611636
>unlike actual victims of brutal rapes.

Strong independent womyn detected.

>> No.9611658

>>9611642
She's a wormslut. She'll say she doesn't want it but she does... from just about anyone. She allowed her body to be warped to that point.

>> No.9611665

>>9611658
Why is that a bad thing?

>> No.9611671

>>9611642
Sakura is disgusting, that's her whole point where the power of "love" defeats a live of shit and worms, but once you think about it she's disgusting and love means shit.

>> No.9611677

>>9611658
>>9611642
>>9611636

Except after she found Shirou they went out of their way to disprove this with the attempted rape scene with Shijni. She didn't want it at all, because it wasn't Shirou.

Stop conveniently leaving shit out to prove your point.

>> No.9611696

>>9611677
Shinji's cock was not as mana rich as Shirou's, just like our whore look for cash Sakura looks for mana, stop deluding yourself.

>> No.9611697

>>9611677
Doesn't change the fact that her body actually wanted it really damn bad.

>> No.9611712

>>9611697

No, she didn't. She even says she doesn't feel desire, just disgust when he's holding her down. Her being disgusted leads to her being blackmailed by Shinji which leads to her losing it, and the rest is history.

Because Shirou never betrayed her, Shinji had to be the trigger for Dark Sakura. Zouken even said it had to be one of those two.

>> No.9611736

Saber has no personality.
Rin is a bitch.
Sakura is a wormslut.
Every Fate/Stay Night thread.

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>>9611736
You forgot:
Illya/Taiga has no route.

>> No.9611760

>>9611736

At least Shirou is a shining example of intelligence, personality and perceives.

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