/jp/ - Otaku Culture

condense your 2hu threads

Those are some nice breasts but the one up and one down is scary.

>>9603057
She's holding shift

She also has hips!

How does she get the bottom half over her breasts?

Patchy has a vagina, because she is a female.

>>9603087
#whoa #wow

>>9603087
Can you prove that?

Unsafe candle practice

Does Patchy have hips?

>>9603057
They're trying to fly away

>>9603168
Patchy has tits!

>>9603081

She doesn't. There's actually a full-length zipper in the back; she puts the sweater on from the front and has someone zip her up.

She looks better flat chested.

>>9603244
>>9603244
But she got those implants to please you...

Don't stare.

>>9603258
Can I stare at her cute feet?

I walked outside and it was a big mistake. I saw ugly girls everywhere nowhere as cute as touhou girls.

>>9603258
Typical Female logic.

She can't wear something like that and expect not to have someone staring at her Mukyus.

>>9603299
She doesn't look dressed, though.
Get out of her room while she'd changing.

I liek Patchy's doughy figure

>>9603324

Patchy is only my 11th Favorite Touhou, why does she have the most images in my folders though?

>>9603337
Because she has a fun design.

It always irks me how all close on big chested or any size breasted girl are just vacuumed skin tight on them. I mean really. Clothes don't do that. Or at least the majority of them don't.

I want to make her feel good while she reads her books.

>>9603041
Oh great it's those badly drawn boobs again.

Why is it always Patchouli who gets the most disgusting thread opener pictures? Is it a single dude who's trying to irk people?

I like it when Patchy is stacked.

>>9604176
Nice to know I'm not alone.

I liked the hips one, but its cuteness wore off when someone decided it would be an epic daily dose.

>>9604176

No idea. There are so many good stacked Patchy pictures out there.

>>9603406

Agreed.

Those tits are also a little large for my tastes, but whatever

>>9603406
That's because drawing clothes and fabric actually requires skill.

Her arm wouldn't move her boob that much.

>>9604247
Maybe she jumped.

>>9604248
That sounds dangerous.

>>9604277

Yeah, those things could smack her in the face if she isn't careful.

It's pretty annoying how often fanartists forget how long her hair are.

I can relate to walking around in pajamas all day.

Canon shiniest hair

>>9604517

I want to use her as a pillow. Her hair are almost as long as she's tall, and she never exercise so she must have like 0 muscles. She must be unimaginably soft.

Maybe it's made out of paper, like with the magical girls clothes in ROD The TV?

So, basically, she's butt naked if her spell wears off?

>>9604562

Nah. She's always in her pajamas. If anything it's her pajamas reconstructed with magic.

I wonder what country is Patchy from.

She sort of give Italian vibes.

i wonder how soft she is

>>9604517
Thought you said shittiest for a second. Was about to beat a nigga down.

I wonder if youkai magician sweat.

>>9604202
Glasses are something that I will not tolerate.

>>9604617
Why else would she wear a sweater ?

So /jp/, do you think you could control your animalistic desires and not molest a sleeping Patchouli?

>>9604628
By hugging her, you sig fug.

>>9604628
would be hard to resist. if i would get an alice as exchange....

flatchouli is the best patchouli

>>9604688
But which is canon ?

>>9604704
Both

>>9604688
I like SICPatchouli.

By the way, why is she living with a vampire if she's anemic ?

>>9604729

Maybe that's why she's anaemic.

>>9604688

Patchouli works better with tits. Big boobs really fit a bookworm who never exercise.

>>9604688
Both are good, but I prefer Healthy Patchy.

>>9604753

I like her with big tits, but that fat is just disgusting.

And youkai magicians don't need to eat. How would she get fat?

>>9604765
Sakuya's cooking is too delicious.

More like fatchouli

>>9604733
Maybe that's what I implied.

I can see her being too lazy to dress up after getting out of bed and reading books half naked.

Goddamn....look at those big fucking tits.

>>9604931
That's really hot.

>>9604969

Titchouli is great.

Would you guys consider patchouli to be a mahou shoujo

>>9605079

Technically she needs a transformation to be considered one.

>>9605088
She has one, i just don't have the pictures, but she does.
And she said so in a lewd doujin.

>>9605003

Fartouli is better.

>>9605003
I thought that book was a pair of grotesque tattooed legs.

>>9605088
>completely_unacceptable.png

>>9605096

>>9605100
Those yarn balls looked like the 3rd eyes from the Komeiji sisters.

>>9604740
No they don't. At all.

I like Patchy flat when she's clothed, but breasted when I'd be able to see them. What should I do?

>>9604194
I have fapped 20 times to that cleavage.

>>9605584
I don't like her with glasses.

>>9605598
Appropriate clothing can hide it. But really you need to choose one.

>>9604797
Patchy has some great hair underneath that hat.

>>9605598
Inflation or growth.

>>9605628
Agreed.

>>9605628
Nobody does.
There are things that shouldn't exist.

>>9605598

>>9605628
With her body being so weak I cannot conceive her having a perfect vision.

At least she must use reading glasses.

>>9604931
Could I have source on the artist? Google didn't tell me a lot.

>>9605679
[citation needed]

These artists have clearly never viewed an actual turtleneck sweater over breasts.

>>9605686
Do you even impossible_clothes?

>>9605662
>nobody
Speak for yourself.

>>9605682
Try IQDB.

>>9605686
Still none as bad as the first one.

>>9605684
"During the Scarlet Mist Incident, she described herself as being "so anemic (she couldn't) finish reciting the spells" and her condition limited her to using two-element spells."

She has a natural weak constitution, and if that arsenic shit getting into the body of magicians due their experiments is true, her health won't ever improve. And straining her eyes all day reading books can't be good for her vision.

Or... pic related.

>>9605662
Shut your mouth. Patchy with glasses is great; it's even believable. Her eyes have gone bad due to her taking terrible care of herself and now she needs reading glasses sometimes.

>>9605727
Stupid sexy brown Tewi with white bright hair...

>>9605781
This would make a fine fart picture.

>>9605800
Please stop.
I agree tho

Glasses, huh?

>>9605812
No thanks.

>>9605814
Okay then.

That swimwear.

>>9604628
If I dont rape her, I'll touch or lick as many areas as I can. If no touching, prepare to get sniffed furiously. I want to embed her scent in my head.

they call her fatchouli the mage.

>>9605836
Interesting.

>>9605738
Except only fujoshit draw Pache with glasses.
Hell, the glasses themselves aren't the problem, it's how every single fucking Pache depicted with glaces is fucking horrid.
And glasses fags acting all obnoxious add up a layer of shit.

You're right, though, it is believable, but all the fucking drawing of Pache with glasses are painfully off character.

>>9605704
Fine, Nobody that isn't a fugging secondary.

>>9605831

The lightest.

Loli Pache is a miracle of the universe.

>>9605864
I just want to smell her all over~
To know all her scents.

I know, I know, glasses.

>>9605854
Someone should take it easy.

>>9605890
All?

>>9605899
Like this.

Patchy looks so damn comfy.

>>9605854
Then if you're not a secondary, what are you doing posting a Patchy with a striped dress, when ZUN himself said her clothing hadn't any stripes at all?.

I just love this one.

>>9605963

>>9606017
At least post ZUN art.

>>9606041

ZUN confirmed for alcohol induced dementia.

>>9606049
This.

"Apparently, her dress looks like it has stripes of purple and violet. But according to ZUN, it is in fact not a stripe. This was confirmed in a talk of him and Twilight Frontier. In this talk it says that even though they had acknowledged it by a material handed by ZUN, she ended up having a striped pattern in Immaterial and Missing Power for some reason. A conversation quoted from the talk: ZUN "Patchouli doesn't have any stripes." TF staff "Everybody thinks Patchouli has stripes except ZUN-san."[1]"

What the Shit.

>>9606017
Her pink skin always weirded me out.

>>9606041
But it's fugly....

>>9606075

She looks like she needs dialysis.

>>9606064
Wait, what? But >>9606041

Has ZUN even played EoSD? What a secondary.

They're obviously just vertical lines that differ in color, not stripes.

ちなみにこの薄紫と濃い紫の縞模様は、縞のように見えるが縞ではないらし
い。
東方元ネタWikiなんかでは何らかの液体の染みではないかという説もある。
萃夢想で黄昏フロンティアが神主から提供された資料で認識していたが、い
つの間にか縞模様になったらしい。 「パチュリーにしまなんてないよ」「パチュリーにしまがないと思ってるの
はZUNさんだけ」

>>9606064

Alcohol is a hell of a drug...

>>9606041
>>9606049
Those aren't real stripes. Her dress is just shiny. Like satin.

>>9606080
She's just chinese.

>>9606080
Jaundice affects the white part of the eye way before the skin.
Trust me on that one.

>>9606092

If that is from personal experience, I hope you are better now.

>>9606087
But look at this. It's not a gradient, they're solid lines. And they go over the fold.

Though the fact that there's a shiny join at the top is pretty suspect.

>>9606099

ZUN is a dumbass no need to rub it in we know, he probably doesn't even remember half of the shit canon he has written himself.

He went through this same argument with Yuugi's dress and later had to change it to see through because he said it was always like that ( it wasn't )

>>9606099
We all know ZUN is not a great artist. He was probably going for the satin look but didn't get it to look right.

Maybe it's magic.

Maybe he meant she's only got stripes on her undershirt thing and thought they we're talking about stripes all over her.

>>9606084
That's very likely to be something ZUN would say.

>>9606118
I thought Patchy didn't do that sort of magic. She use more of the blowy upy kind.

>>9606136

I seriously doubt there is anyone in Gensokyo who know more spells than her.

>>9606146

Alice...

>>9606146
True enough.
Makes you wonder whys she doesn't use some sort of spell to improve herself physically. Cure her asthma, maybe.

>>9606162
There's even a specialist she could consult with relatively nearby.

>>9606171
Do regular witches/magicians really do that, though? Talk with each other, I mean. I thought they treated each other like competition or something.
Besides Marisa, of course.

>>9606171
Oh God that hair is so amazing

>>9606187
...
Patchy's got some nice hair too, you know.

>>9606183
Given byakurens disposition to youkai, I suspect she would help.
It would be a matter of patchoulis pride on whether she'd want that help though.

>>9606157
I would say Patchouli knows a wider range of spells. At least, going by her spell cards and the whole elemental deal.

In D&D, Patchouli would be a wizard, and Alice would be a sorcerer.

>>9606183
Patchy and Alice are chilly but professional when they run into each other in the fighting games as far as I can remember. Byakuren loves everbody because she is the best and worst Buddhist at the same time.

That's unimportant, though. What is important here are Patchouli's tits.

Thread needs more neko.

Patchouli is lewd.

>>9606238
Don't call her Nyatchouli!

CHEN HIJACK

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>>9606249
Take that t out of there.

>>9606252
chen pls

>>9606254
Oops.
It kind of fits, though.

Patchouli has such a fun name. So much fun to say.

http://youtu.be/dIfGQpTtYZI?t=18s

This girl hates Patchouli.

What are you going to do about it, /jp/?

>>9606298
I know right.

I wonder how Patchouli would react to you have fun with her name? Holding that "oul" in your mouth for a while before letting out the I, seeing how many nicknames you can make out of it, that sort of thing.

>>9606311
Close the tab as soon as her face appears and delete my browsing history

Patchy is truly the wonder of hnnnnnghhhhhhhhhhhh

>>9606331

You don't have Firefox on perma-private?
I bet you don't even wear a tinfoil hat to stop the Zionist mind control.

>>9606340
>thumbnails image is extremely bright
>must be shitty drawing or bad photoshop
>open image
Fuck somebody call the ambulance, i think i am going to die from a heart attack

>Mu-mukyuu.....
>But I'm gloomy, frail and pump.... Nobody would love this kind of woman.

>>9606298
>>9606327
I like to call her Patchykyu, or Patchuri.

Well, see you next week /jp/.

>>9606360

Patchy is a chubby lonely hikki girl who schlicks to yaoi while crying!

>>9606360
It's okay, she listens to hip hop and stuff.

>>9606504
Stop projecting.

>>9606360

implying that those qualities don't make me desire her more

>>9606551
But she's not attractive.

>>9606568

maybe not to you, that doesn't mean I have to find her that way

Patchy is the most attractive 2ho, with or without glasses, Titchy or Flatchy. (maybe even Fartchy for that anon that went to bed crying)

She's so delicious. I bet she smells really good.

Patchy's custom sweater is giving her derp titties.

>>9606590
Listen, anonymous...Patchy is really, REALLY smart. I think she knows quite a bit more than you. If Patchy says she's unattractive, who are we to say otherwise?

>>9606642
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

>>9606642
I'm attracted to unactractive girls.

What do you think Patchy's favorite books are?

I would love to read with her and talk about it

>>9606662
>What do you think Patchy's favorite books are?

>>9606662
She likes this one a lot...maybe you would to.

>>9606671
Wikipedia

>>9606662
Mein Kampf.

>>9606680
I've just got to know, no matter what

>>9606693
Stop saying weird things and take it.

>>9606632
I want to smell and taste Patchy's feet!

>>9606755
Fascinating. I want to know more!

>>9606762
W-Well... I'd like to lick her armpits too.

It would also be cute if I gave her oral sex. She would make cute noises and hold my hand while I eat her out.

>>9606775
Tell me... tell me everything! Naughty secrets!

>>9606755
>>9606775
Pervert.

>>9606796
Are you masturbating to anon masturbating to patchouli ?

Are you Chitose or something ?

>>9606796
B-But that pretty much is everything!

I have no sex drive at all! With oral sex, I don't have to worry about "getting it up" or performing in bed. I would just want to make Patchy feel good, and to get close to her. I want to finger her until she orgasms, and then cuddle with her afterwards.

...Though it would be amusing if we roleplayed and she dominated me. Especially if she stomps my face in with her bare feet.

>>9606796
>>9606813
I'll rip the secrets from your flesh!

>>9606813
What if she wants regular sex?

>>9606813
I was going to call you pathetic, but that last line redeemed the rest of your post.

>>9606824
Aya no uta.

>>9606828
...Honestly, I never considered that. I guess I've been conditioned to think that women don't want sex. That's wrong of me.

If SHE wanted it, I'd certainly try. Though I might need viagra.

>>9606824

If you want to know something, just ask.

I think it would be really cute that when you start to pleasure Patchouli she starts having trouble breathing.

>>9606840
I think it would be cute to hear her breathing and her heart beat.

>>9606847
I just want to curl up next to her under a blanket

>>9606840
Yes! That's what I mean!

And then you slow down to let her catch her breath, and pat her on the back. And you can feel her pulse.

>>9606854
And that's where my heart would stop.

>>9606854
I would pet her head
Why would I pat her back? That's not even facing me

>>9606828
You know, lesbian sex is the most sensual kind.
And if you think about it, there's nothing preventing him from providing the same thing a lesbian can provide.

I'm pretty sure they did it that way in ancient greece or whatever, before feminism bullshit.


>>9606852
That's probably heaven on earth

I want to put my lips on her collarbone and kiss her heartbeat

I want to have warm apple tea with her in a beautiful house in the middle of the mountains

I want to coax her out to a deserted beach and watch the waves with her

>>9606840
>>9606847
>>9606852
>>9606854
>>9606861
>>9606863
Oh my goodness. I haven't felt that HNNNGH feeling in so long.

>>9606871
Patchy doesn't like going outdoors. Or even to other houses.

>>9606881
Well

I can dream

>>9606863
You're patting her back by reaching around from the front. It's conductive to holding her close.

>>9604558
>She must be unimaginably soft.
And yet, we can never touch her.
;_;

>>9606871
Reading that gave me tinglies in my guts. Am I dying?

Maybe she'll pass out from the excitement and then I'd still continue to the resistless body of Patchy in any way I wanted.

>>9606875
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0CuyZBaG90

>>9606891
...bad.

I want to take her c-spine control, check her csm's and apply a cervial collar to her, then strap her up to a spinal board.

I'd give 10 years off my life just to have her whisper in my ear

>>9606905
...huh?

Patchy's clothes look so damn comfortable holy shit. Every time I see them, I want them myself. I just want to be comfy.

>>9606913
Maybe you could swap clothes with her?

Or you could just use hers, and she could awkwardly stand there nude.

>>9606913
>Every time I see them, I want them myself.

lol what a fucking gayass

>>9606913
Maybe on your deathbed you'll hear a faint mukyuu.

If only she wasn't guarded by extremely dangerous youkai

She's like the unattainable ideal

>>9606900
Why is it bad if she has so much pleasure that she loses control. I think it's fair that if I wasn't finished that I'd be allowed to continue.

>>9606930
Taking advantage of unconscious girls is bad.
And...Patchy wants the two of you to feel good together...

>>9606919
Oh come now, like you wouldn't wear them yourself.

>>9606934
But I can't control when she reaches her limit, what if that always happens before me? And I'm not taking advantage she already agreed to the sex.

>>9606934
In Gensokyo you can't let yourself be held back by consent

I know it looks comfortable but night gowns are generally very thin and not comfortable. You are supposed to wear stuff under it.

>>9606934
I'm pretty sure she'd be all for it, it's multitasking at its finest.

>>9606941
You're not very good with relationships, are you anonymous?

What is going on in this thread?

>>9606953
But wouldn't she feel guilty and bad about herself when she wakes up and realizes that once again she was unable to pleasure me? I don't want her to feel inadequate.

>>9606958
We were talking about Patchy, about than loving Patchy...then it got to lewd.

Remilia would never let me touch Patchy

a person like me is just no good

>>9606953
>>9606972
>>9606941
Clearly the solution is to toughen her up so she can last through your loving sex.

>>9606974
What if Patchy likes you, though? Surely she could argue on your behalf.

>>9606989
The problem is getting in the Mansion in the first place

>>9606990
It's easy to get in the mansion.

>>9606989
She'd just tell her she can judge people better and still wouldn't let me see her.

>>9606997
If Patchy REALLY likes you, she's not going to take no for an answer.

I want Patchouli to read me a story while I fall asleep in her lap while she strokes my hair.

>>9606995
I'm not sure that's true

I've got a surprise for one of you. I know you're out there.

http://www.mediafire.com/?gslfcjmvvfmfr26

>>9606905

And applying the cardiac electrodes, let's not forget that.

>>9607023
Thanks, I've been waiting for this for the longest time.

>>9607031
This sounds scary. Please stop.

>>9607023
>.rar
Why do you hate freedom and superior compression methods?

>>9607031

Nigger, she has suspected spinal injuries. Not a cardiac complication. No ECG's for you.

>>9606995

Yes, this is true. The Mansion is not very well guarded - it's huge as fuck and only has one guard at the gate - and it doesn't NEED guarding because all the inhabitants can easily defend themselves, so why bother?

The only thing to do in the unguarded rooms would be to pilfer shit like candlesticks and such. And if that's what you're after you'll just steal from your human neighbors, who's candlestick sell for just as much and are NOT located halfway across the valley IN A MANSION OCCUPIED BY TWO HIDEOUSLY POWERFUL FUCKING VAMPIRES to say nothing of the dragon-y guard and the terrifyingly cold bitch who you see in town shopping on occasion... the one who is literally Unlimited Stabby Knife Works Incorporated.

"But there's always somebody stupid enough" you say? No, not in Gensokyo. Because Gensokyo is a hundred years or more behind the times, so there's no PR bullshit. You take rural farming life from 100 years ago and multiply by "batshit violent feral youkai in the weeds" and you get "Darwin is in the fucking house, he's drunk and he's got a CH-CH-CHAINSAAAAAW!" Idiocy is a problem that solves itself in Gensokyo, typically before the age of 12.

>>9607057

I see you're not an EMT then, riding in the big truck with the blinkenlights, because they're all about monitoring shit. Those vitals mang they're gonna monitor the FUCK out of 'em, like pros, because, monitoring, and, uh, everybody recognizes a good sinus rhythm from watching ER and House and if the blinkenlight in the back is making a good one they feel so much better, "hey my spine is jacked but THE SQUIGGLY LINE IS OKAY!"

>>9607088

Er and House? Gay. Damn americans and your overhyped ways. Fuck this im going to bed.

Patchy would only like dates that stay indoors

What would you do with Patchy indoors?

>>9607102
I'd gently comb her hair while she reads books.

>>9607023
On Exhentai now:
http://exhentai.org/g/519242/c89ec01270/

>>9606671
>>9606671
here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQTRJKhAgUA&list=FLWtv8LZ3Xg8oePXotOifCWw&index=1&featur
e=plpp_video

>>9607126
Please don't misuse spoilers.

>>9607102
We would experiment with our bodies...

>>9606070
It's supposed to be remilias'

>>9607254
Huh?

>>9607282
>pink dress
>purple hair
>Remilia

Get it?

>>9607322
Not sure I follow.

I want more stories!!

Tell more stories~

>>9607327
Cute Patchy stories

>>9607309
No. She's always got pink clothes and purple hair.

>>9607329
She's a fictional character.

Man, I really missed when I posted this.

It's here now, though, so that's ok.

>>9607390
>>9607390
She asked Why not What.

>>9607404
Huh?

>>9606162
Patchouli became a magician to do just that.
Over the years she has made herself ageless and deathless, but stopping the asthma has eluded her.
She keeps searching though.
While she was at it playing with heavy metals has resulted in her getting bouts of anemia now too, or thats what Marisa suspects.
The whole thing is supposed to be ironic.

>>9607460
What? Really?

>>9607464
Nice hips, Patchy.

>>9607486
Really?

>>9607509
Most definitely.

Patchouli is in denial about what is happening to her. She is almost fully a table as her transformation is 95% done.

Patchy can control wood, so it's cool

>>9607546
Hm...that's not what her research shows. Perhaps you are mistaken.

>>9607573
>, IYKWIM!

>>9607574

Patchy's barefoot!

>>9607573
As long as she does something before it transforms her mouth.

>>9607600
Wha...!?
...no she's not. Don't be silly.

>>9607621

Why is Patchy so self-conscious about her feet?

Would you bathe with Patchouli?

>>9607645
Who wouldn't?

>>9607645
You shouldn't bring books in the tub, Patchy.

>>9607646
>>9607652

>>9607652

Don't worry, it's stated in Shoot the Bullet (I think) that all of her books are enchanted to protect them from water and fire and such. So Patchouli can both battle intruders and read while bathing with no danger to her books.

>>9607658
Go on...

>>9607658
That butthole is too far up.

>>9607661
Oh. That's good. I guess there's absolutely nothing wrong with the situation then.
Hey Patchy, could sit up a bit? I can't see your nipples.

>>9607675

>>9607680
...it was a joke. I didn't think you'd actually do it.

>>9607682
A-Anon you big jerk

>>9607689
Huh!? Why!?

>>9607674
It's still within a passable level. Go check out more anatomical references and you might find out that there are some differences between people.

I wonder how high Patchy's sex drive is

>>9607464
Alice became a youkai through a similar single minded pursuit. Alice has been trying for years to make a perfect living doll so she can have a friend. With the result that she is now living alone in the forrest and had no human friends till Marisa moved in.
Yet the perfect living doll exists- Medicine Melancholy- and yet Alice has not yet met her. Something that might of happened had she got out more. Maybe someday she will finally open up and tell Marisa what she really was looking for when she became a Magician, for it wouldn't be much trouble at all for Marisa to find Medicine
Butg again, its supposed to be ironic, that both Alice and Patchouli have been pursuing things all their lives, giving up even their humanity in the pursuit, and still have not acquired what they sought, because the pursuit itself has isolated them.

>>9609397
It depends on the time of the month.
Also its one of the things that she summoned Koakuma to be her servant for.

Image limit

>>9609407
>yet Alice has not yet met her
But she has in ``Perfect Memento in Strict Sense''.

>>9609407
But Patchouli was never human, was she?

bumppu jya!

>>9611326
>more than 300 posts
>thinks he can bump the thread
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>>9611470
who r u qoting

>>9611509
ひみつです