/jp/ - Otaku Culture

how can you come from your ass?

That's too lewd.

Just did earlier.

it's amazing how hot your butt gets when you play with it.

I'm going to stab you about a thousand times. I'm going to rip your entrails out. Then, I'm going to cut you up. Rend you limb from limb. Until no one can recognize you. Until you're just a bloody stain on my boot.

>>9605130
cum

I don't have anything to stick in my butt

>>9605130
You cum from the penis silly Anonymous.

Anyone else get a really light feeling after prep cleaning yourself with enemas?

I fucking HATE it when people make threads in that fashion. "Why aren't you [...] (yet)? It reminds me of subhuman boards. Please don't do this.

I want to, but I'm scared. Does it hurt? How do you do it?

Why does sticking stuff up your butt feel so good?

GAY NEET PRIDE WORLDWIDE

>>9605150

>Does it hurt?

At first.

>How do you do it?

Shove something up your butt.

Homosexual behavior doesn't belong here. Please fuck off to /a/.

>>9605158

What's homosexual about shoving a phalic shaped object up your bum?

>>9605156
>>9605158
Anal masturbation is not gay, idiotguy.

>>9605150
Not if you lube up.

>>9605141
Your finger(s) are good enough but very tiring.

Objects are fun, but nothing beats a juicy thick cock~

>>9605164

You'll get bored of just using your fingers very quickly though.

I want anal beads but I don't like long ones.

>>9605130

You massage your prostate, the orgasm you get from it is mindblowing, I think every male should experience it at least once in their lives.

I don't have any lube and anal fissures are no fun.

>>9605186
I wish I could do it for that long but using just your fingers is extremely tiring.

>>9605186
I've tried, with fingers, normal dildos and even one of those queer looking prostate stimulators. I never managed it though.

>>9605192

When I was in my teens I could orgasm from using my thumb, but I can't do that anymore since my body's developed more.

I wouldn't call the orgasms mindblowing. But it does feel different from regular penis orgasms.

I've been doing this a lot lately...
The other day I managed to stick three fingers up there. They went in pretty easily. I've never had an orgasm from doing it though, how do I do that? I don't even know where my prostate is.

I started with fingers then I bought a vibrator.

Now I have a cut on my anus and I went to the doctor and he said if i've been doing any sexual things because the cut is vertical and I had to say yes.

If you are gonna do it, don't start with a huge phallic shaped thing.

>>9605215
Doctors don't give a fuck about what you do, they see weird shit all the time.

Apparently you can sneak a thread about putting things up your ass in here by associating it with Touhou.

/jp/ - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItAzJD0o9NQ

>>9605158
LOOK at this tryhard.

>>9605238
Sticking things up your butt is NEET culture.

Why would you stick something up there when you can get a nick warm cock up there instead?

>>9605164
Yes it is.

>>9605239
Tossing The Salad In /jp/ - Life In /jp/
#honey #jelly #saladtossing #lickingasshole #swag #yolo #homosex

>>9605244
The only try hard here is your whore mudda.

I wish a touhou would train me to cum from anal stimulation

>>9605239
This nigga keeping it real

>>9605248
Exactly. A real dick isn't going to cut you and make you go to the doctor for a very embarrassing visit.

>>9605153
*SLURP*

*SLURP*

*SLURP*

That's all it takes for you to break into a youkai's place and get licked by her umbrella. Why haven't you been licked yet, /jp/?

>>9605333
Sign me up.

But....I poop from there.

>>9605123
I want to stay tight for when I meet a /jp/er I'd fall in love with. My buttvirginity is his. Many times have I resisted the urge to pleasure myself anally, but these thoughts have strenghtened my will.

>>9605215
What did your doctor prescribe you?

I like it, but whenever I do I can't help thinking about leviathan dicks drowning me in biblical floods of cum.

I don't want to catch the gay.

>>9605395
Experimental medication

>>9605405
But I have a cut too and must know!

unless your ass is bleeding so badly you need stitches or got something stuck inside the doctor can't go anything. he'll probably just give you some antibiotics on the very slim chance the cut gets infected and tell you to not anally pleasure yourself.

just get a dildo the shape of a big black penis made of silicon instead of some cheap plastic shit that's sharp.

>>9605428
Who are you quoting

>>9605409

Suppositories and laxatives

>>9605398
Girls with unkempt hair doing lewd things is very erotic.

>>9605398

There's nothing gay about pleasuring yourself anally, or sucking a penis. It's only gay if you fall in love with a man.

Thank good I see one of these threads.

I found out the best positional accuracy for anal masturbation.
Grab a straight penis-like object, it has to be kinda thick, smooth and with a round top. Put a condom on it, lube and lots of it.
The position I found most efficient is on bed. I lie on the bed, spread my legs and start shoving it gently until it's half the way up. Then, I close my legs and put my knees straight, all my body plain. I don't know why it worked but it has worked 5 times.

>>9605358

But you remain a virgin even if you pleasure yourself! Your butt remains virgin until someone sticks their throbbing member inside of it!
In fact, you should practice so that you can please your trulove when you meet!

>>9605462
I already practice moving my hips and getting in position. If I use fingers or toys, I may still be a virgin, but I won't be as tight anymore.

>>9605477

The difference is negligible, it only gets looser if you use it very extensively or for a long time.

>>9605454
Well, I think a fair amount of us will turn TRUgay before this is over, perhaps only because the girls don't care.

>>9605477
You should train your sphincter muscles. It will allow you to remain tight even after stretching yourself out enough to be able to take a cock without complaining.

>>9605485

It's only gay if you fall in love with them! There's nothing wrong with being gay.

>>9605489
I've fallen in love with another man, I was straight before. Then I got into cross dressing, then anal masturbation, then lusting for cocks and finally in love with a man. I blame /jp/ for all of this.

>>9605477
Your hips should be moving on their own.

>>9605493
I don't believe a word you're saying until you post pictures of the the guy you're crossdressing for.

>>9605493
Hey at least it fits for you. I'm almost exclusively sexually attracted by men but I fall in love with women.

>>9605493
Don't blame me for your lewdness.

>>9605493
/jp/ has convinced me that sexual orientation is not decided at birth, but rather an influence of one's environment.

>>9605493
I blame /jp/ for my lingering attachments to that innate and obsessive sexuality people possess.

But if I was gay could I still appreciate lewd Touhous?

Tried my fingers before. I could never get very far. I'd try for over an hour and couldn't get half my finger inside. At that point if I just pressed on the "wall" I always ran into, it'd feel pleasant, but not good enough to warrant doing often.

If I were to buy a toy I'd have to go through the trouble of getting it past my mother. As well, if I can't even fit my finger into my tight virgin hole, can I possibly hope to fit a dildo in?

>>9605493
This what I'm talking about, one day you discuss butts with a pack of internet nerds and the next you're a bald 50-year old sucking dick in a seedy basement dungeon.

I've been about to put up a personal ad far too many times.
"The line must be drawn here." - Han Solo, Battlestar Galactica

>>9605577
>and the next you're a bald 50-year old sucking dick in a seedy basement dungeon

I'm twenty, balding doesn't run in my family and I hate BDSM.

>>9605549
Don't be a pussy and just push it in there, the prostate isn't that far. And use some lube, it's really not expensive and lasts for ages.

>>9605543

Sure you can!

homo ja nai