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None because fuck standing in lines all day.

Suika.

Sanae so I can jack off as she gets gang banged by the disgusting Carnies behind the Ferris Wheel.

>>9596634
Standing in line is half the fun, you get to have more quality time to talk with her.

>>9596635
Please don't let Sanae get raped.

>>9596670
It's not rape if she wants it.

Yukari so she can use boundaries 4 infinite ridez

>>9596670

can't rape the willing
Sanae a etc. etc.

>>9596682
Damn, best answer.

They fly, fight yokai/human/whatever and stuff. They wouldn't care about an amusement park.
So, I guess, Tenshi.

>>9596703
This is true. They have more exciting shit to be doing than waiting in line and buying overpriced food.

>>9596703
What, just because they can fly mean that they can't have fun?

>>9596679
And she doesn't, so it's rape. Get it?

>>9596737
The point to going to an amusement park isn't going for yourself, it's about going with someone else, the overpriced food only makes it better because you would have to share it with that other person.

Precious mischief.

the pedofairies

marisa so she can use her master spark to speed up the ride to 100 light years

Sanae out of pity.

Satori would be fun, but I don't think she'd have a good time.

>>9596755
But there are plenty other fun things you can do with another person that are free. Simple joys and stuff.

Man, I'm a cheap bastard.

Tei Tei Tei

All Day...[/spoilers](and night)[/spoilers]

>>9596787
damn, i'm having bad luck here....

>>9596771
Would her feeling of fear be amplified if she was on a rollercoaster with a lot of other people who were feeling the same way?

>>9596803
Then she would hold on to you really tight~♥

>>9596745
Flying while shooting lasers is probably more fun than waiting in lines for some silly rollercoaster.

>>9596803
I don't think it works like that...but she WOULD be more scared than anyone else. Maybe.

>>9596822
You just can't get the same velocity changes while flying as you can on a rollercoaster.

If she gets that excited from seeing an abandoned amusement park I'd love to see how happy she'd be if I took her to a live one.

I would take Reisen to the amusement park. If I could take two (Please please may I?) I would take Reisen AND Tewi.

Who needs the amusement park when you've got all of the amusement in the world?

>>9596633
Enjoy getting kicked out after she vomits all over a ride.

>>9596878
well, she probably likes it for the lingering radiation...

i like them but i dont like it when people in line talk

>>9596773
I hope there aren't many height requirements

>>9596943
Then go during the off season, you can basically go on the same ride as soon as you get off, sometimes the staff even doesn't make you get off if you want to go again and no one is in line.

>>9596955
How many touhou would be too short to ride anyway?

>>9596968
It's okay, they can just wear some really long dress and fly to pretend they are tall.

I would take Ran, but she wouldn't be able to ride anything cause of her tails. Maybe I could take Chen off her hands for the day!

>her face when!!

>>9597232

>>9596961
They are still too expensive.

Drinking in public is amusing, and we can do it in a park.

Can I use this loophole, please?

>>9596997
You'd endanger them just for that?
For shame.

>>9597269
It's okay, they can just fly away if something happens.

>>9597262
would you get into a vertical loop waterslide?

>>9597339
That hardly looks safe but hell yes.