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I'd eat a Youmu.

I just want to eat Mokou's pancakes. I don't like over-dressed-up food.

Tewi would probably taste pretty good marinated in barbecue sauce.

>>9593719
I don't know if she would make a good cook though.

>>9593716
Reisen's cakes are partially see-through, her cakes are a lie!

where is reimu ?

>>9593718
Where would you start?

>>9593719
You sure you want her pancakes?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMX

>>9593732
She got master spark'd.

I choose Mokou because I absolutely love pancakes. Remi gets an honorable mention for that adorable cup.

Marisa's looks nice.

Need a version of that with some characters made in the last 8 years

Yukari seems to know her way around the kitchen.
I'll go with that.

ALICE IS NOT TSUNDERE

>>9593730
Useless bunny, can't even cook.

>>9593764
Yes she is.

And Flandre is Yandere.

>>9593757
She just took it from someone else while they weren't looking.

id eat da ze girl

i dont like sweet stuffs , the first that bings me pizza will be the winner

Why is Flan's cooking censored out?

And why isn't it a Flan?

>>9593779
This does count as knowing your way around something.

Woah dude Reisen has 2 cakes!
Why take one cake when you can have 2???

Is this the birth of an epic new meme?

>>9593803
>You may only eat one.

Yuyuko ate the cake. Typical, expected, repetitive. Epic Japanese meme!

B-but I want to eat them all, I don't want to hurt their feelings

>>9593848

Indecisiveness always gets you the Bad End.

>>9593863
Fuck

>>9593875
And for good reason. Shitty 2hu.

Kaguya's. She seems to be ignored most of the time.

>>9593875

She didn't even cook it herself.

Would you want to spend the rest of your life eating instant noodles and canned goods?

>>9593826

If you're not joking, direct your attention to the text in Yukari's panel. And maybe learn to reserve judgement until you actually understand what's going on.

Did Flandre shit on her plate or something?

>>9593826
She claims she didn't, and that's good enough for me. Moreover, the devious gap youkai's cake has some rather uncharacteristic cherry blossoms.

>>9593740
>HMX
small time.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Octanitrocubane

Yukari's looks too suspicious, so I'd go for Alice's.

Reisen obviously bought hers, and the rest are either health hasard or not cakes.

>>9593883
If that includes banging her, then yos.

Is Remlias cake made out of human?

>>9593848
You're too nice for this world.

Fuck you OP, you're not the boss of me

>>9593900
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Octanitrocubane
But can you make pancakes out of it?

Disappointed in lack of Okuu.

>>9593922
Jeez, fine, then
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pentrite
Made out of sugar.

Either Yukari or Marisa.

>>9593928
>eggs
>her unborn children

n..no of course I would

>>9593942
Ok, but can you eat it and cook it in a safe way?

>>9593716
Kaguya's of course.

But if we are talking about the actual consumption of a Touhou, I'd eat Reisen or Tewi, Rabbit is quite tasty.

>>9593928
She spent all night trying to make it for you anon.

>>9593986
Any secondary (lol it's the actual term) explosive requires a shock from a primary exposive to detonate.

So yes, it's safe, unless you also have some lead azide or something lying in your oven.

Worst case scenario it burns really slowly.

>>9593883
But isn't that what I already do

I'd watch TAS and let's play videos with her quite nicely

Maybe also grind RO nonchalantly, for an eternity

>>9593997
I ate rabbit once, It tasted not so good. Like a bastard child of chicken and pig.
Of course if you know how to cook, you can make even shit tasty.

>>9593732
She isn't over 25 yet.

>>9593979
Imagine the rush of eating that while she watches you innocently when you know those eggs came out of her slimey cloaca

Yukari's. We'd then get into a relationship, loving her greatly and she loving me greatly, along with her shikigami. One day, while visiting hakugyokurou, I tell the story of how we met to both Yuyuko and Youmu. She realizes Yukari stole the cake and confronts her. I make myself look like I feel betrayed, reminding them both I chose Yukari's because I thought she was the one who made the cake I liked the most, hence proving she knows me the best. This drama goes on for a week until they decide to share me. Harem end!

I don't know what Alice's thing is but I guess I'll have that since it looks good.

Normally I'd say pancakes but I just got done eating some.

>>9593986
As for eating it, you can eat nitroglycerin and get away with a slight headacke.

I wouldn't bake a cake with NG, though.

>>9594026

Could somebody post the Aya crow-cloaca pasta?

>>9594038
http://archive.foolz.us/jp/post/9575956/

>>9594026
>slimey cloaca

T-too lewd!

I have a thing for ice cream, I'll take Remilia's desert, thanks.

>>9593739
The marshmallow thing.

>>9594056
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>>9594012
There's always a trick with game meat, you really have to know what you're doing.

Take Kangaroo for example, Most of the time it comes out disgusting, but if you know how to cook it, it can and will far surpass any meat you've ever had.

>>9594026
>>9594064
Great, now I need to find some eggs laying pictures of Aya/Okuu/Mystia.

slimey is one of my sweet words.

Reisen because I love that kind of strawberry cake

Probably Yukarin or Alice.

You're probably safe with Kaguya's, Yukari's or Remilia's as they were most likely not made by them. However I'm pretty sure Alice's Mokou's and Reisen's were properly prepared and home made. Marisa's is most likely drugged with mushrooms so that she can steal whatever you have and Tewi's is obviously a trap. You would have to fight Yuyuko for what Youmu made... I'll pass... and Good luck with Flandre's as I'm sure it will kill you.

I'll go with Alice's because it most likely will be ignored even if it was good.

Yuyuko, of course ~ She's healthy.

>>9594140
The transparent kind?

One is all scribbled out, and the other in a mystery box. I think that effectively rules out every other option. I want to know. Hell, Flan was always my favorite. Hope it is not lethal.

>>9594204

Judging by the chocolate smears on her face, she probably stole all of the finest chocolates from the SDM kitchen, then mixed it them all onto a plate, all the while tasting it with her fingers, so that the final dish contains a miscellaneous mixture of chocolate along with traces of Flandre's saliva.

>>9594210

Looks like a DIFFERENT kind of chocolate to me.
I'd eat it anyway.

>>9594215
Not if I kill you first.

>>9594218

Not if I suck your cock first, dude.

>>9594215

What are you implying?

>>9594231
That it would taste like copper, I imagine.

>>9593798

>Why is Flan's cooking censored out?

Because it's censored out for gore.

I almost want to take Tewi's just so I can see what's inside.

But I'll take Remi's.

>>9593900

>Yukari's looks too suspicious

That's because she stole it from Yuyuko

I'd take Kaguya's and reeducate her into a proper lady.
also impregnate her

>>9593875
i like her, most people here hate her ;_;

id take a youmu

I only want Reimu's cooking.

Well Alice is a good cook. So I'll choose Alice on this one.

None of my favorite Touhou are here, so I can't judge from that.
Solely based on food, I would pick Mokou because those pancakes look tasty.

Reisen's doesn't even seem to exist and her eyes are just playing tricks on you. Eirin made Kaguya's as it's littered with pills. Remili'as comes with a cute as fuck cup, but I bet Sakuya made it as she is good with sweets and Yukari probably stole hers. Marisa's looks drowned in candy and sweets and Alice's looks like a tasty crepe thing which may reflect her background. But both seem like they actually made theirs.Yuyuko ate Youmu's and judging by Japanese tropes, Flandre's is so horrible and disgusting that they censored it. But it's the thought that counts.

But I am a man of chance, so I pick Tewi's mystery box. Who knows what could be inside? I shall take my chances.
She is a bunny of luck, so hopefully luck will smile upon me.

>>9594414

Judging by how the Yuyuko-glutton trope got played, Tewi's is probably a prank too...

Also, thanks for the image. That's really cute.

i would like to eat Marisa's cake

because looks like she's honest to give her cake to me........

>>9594414

secondary alert

Nothing wrong with it though, take it easy.

>>9594426

Oh god...HNNNGG (sound of stomach pangs, not the heart)

>>9594414
>Yukari probably stole hers
and judging from the petals on the plate and the fact that yuyuko is swearing hers vanished, yukari stole yuyukos.

At least that's my theory.

>>9594426
You are welcome.
And you are probably right. I thought of the same thing but decided to go through with it anyway. That's just how I am.
At least it makes it fun.
I want to see Kogasa's, I bet hers would have something pop out of it.

ヽ(*・O・)ﾉ

Why no cheesecake? Fuck this I pick Yuyuko and Youmu, maybe her cheesecake will be the softest.

>>9594444
Haha, you are probably right.
I wonder what those weird green things are.

I like how each cake has its own little clues.

>>9594449
What if Kogasa pops out of Tewi's box?
I think a kogasa-box makes sense. I'm picking tewi

>>9594466
>>9594444

Also it says "saigyouji house" in Yukari's dialogue.

>>9594459
Cheesecake option

>>9594477

Mice don't really like cheese. They eat humans.

Source: UFO canon

Okuu perfected the yellowcake.

consider this:

I'd hit on Eirin using Kaguya.

If Yuyuko insists I'll just have to eat Youmu. I hope she doesn't just expect me to start eating on the spot though.

>>9594492
From the mother land.

No Byakuren Cake?

Also I looked at the picture more carefully and I see all those subtle hints that's pretty amusing!

Why would Moko make pancakes?

I'll still eat them.

I'd probably take the pancakes because 1, I like Mokou the best out of everyone there and 2, unless I'm getting a side of coffee most of the other stuff look sickeningly sweet.

Except what flan has there. Is it raw meat? Maybe I'll take it if it's meat and she lets me cook it first.

>>9594711
Because it is simple and didn't want Kaguya to win more affection.

>>9594724
You would offend her if you start to make changes after she has so diligently prepared you food.

>>9594731
Maybe it's still good as sashimi then. Unless it offends her that I would dip it in soy sauce too, in which case fuck her and her mystery meat.

>>9594721
also they are considered Hotcakes and Mokou is a phoenix... yeah I don't need to explain this anymore.

>>9594742
You just enjoy your pancakes. That is my mystery plate.

>>9594437
Woah, the Kanako one looks fucking delicious.

>>9594453
Damn you Wriggle, I fucking hate you but I love both melon and lemon flavored ice cream!

>>9593716
Mokou: weak a babby could make pancakes

Alice: lol she's a fucking shut in as if she can cook she also looks uphappy with it

>Yukari: she'd have the best skill and more time with cooking , bunch of assholes saying she stole but even if she did it's that thought that counts and she'd obviously take it from someplace where the baker can cook this is the correct choice

Flan: solyent green human shit

Kaguya: lolololololol oh god ohohoh ohoh she's probably never had to cook a thing in her life like i'd trust that shit

Remilia: see Flan

Reisen: what the actual fuck?

Marisa: That strawberry? is too big and she's obviously compensating for it with all those skittles? candies around the cake probably stolen from a shitty chef

>Tewi: despite it's looks it's probably something you'd need to ead like a healthy blended concoction of sorts after all she's just wants you to be happy, this is the second best choice

Yuyuko: is she offering Yomou while she is capable of sucking souls out for consumption I can't, and Yomou is 1/2 ghost so she's probably not 100% physical meaning no lewd "eating" of her either

Winner by default Yakumo-Sama as alway NEXT!

>>9594781
But Kaguya got Eirin to cook it for her, who is probably a decent cook.

>>9593928
mmmmm cancer

>>9594781
I have no idea who you are quoting, but Yukari stole her cake from Yuyuko, so it is really unfair to give Marisa shit for possibly stealing hers.

>>9594781

Remilia most likely had Sakuya make it for her.

At least Sakuya wouldn't drug the cake unlike Eirin.

>>9594808
>>9594794
>>9594786
So really no one here made their own shit except for Tewi, Flan, and Alice. Yuyuko probably just had Youmu make her and Mokou probably got help from Keine to make decent pancakes too since I don't imagine she has much experience making them being a hobo and all.

Tewi
Only if she frosted it

>>9594830
>alice
used some magic to make her dolls make le cake

>>9594830
Do you trust any of those, though? And do you care?

>>9594836

None of Alice's dolls are autonomous. She controls all of them.

>>9594846
therefore the dolls made the cake

>>9594841
Yes, it's the thought that counts.
The others just stole/bought their stuff so they didn't take time or effort out of their day for you. Even if their shit sucks, Flandre and Tewi were both doing it for you and tried their hardest.

>>9594847
Well if you want to go that route with it then the oven made the cake.

>>9594830

It's the thought that counts.

Pic related.

>>9594858
To be fair Tewi is probably just doing it because she thinks seeing you projectile vomit would be hilarious.

>>9594859
>i cant counterargument so i'll shitpost instead

>>9594858
No, I mean do you trust the ones you listed to be entirely healthy, and do you actually care about it

>>9594871

Who are you quoting?

Remi's parfait looks pretty good.

Is that Kiwi? Dammmmn, bitch, you went all out.

I'd eat Kaguya.
Her meat would be tender from inactivity.
I imagine Marisa meat would be tough.

Marisa made her cake. Look at the stars.

>>9594933

It probably contains mushrooms that send you to another plane of reality.
Best not to risk it.

>>9594944

That only makes me want to take it more ze~

>>9594944
The only reason I'm not eating her cake is because it's some sort of napolitan and probably dry as fuck but that might be a dealbreaker.

Even though there are characters I like better in the picture I wouldn't be able to say no to Marisa...she just looks so happy with hers.

>>9595010

It's funny, I like Marisa for her happiness yet I find happy people in real life to be irritating.

>>9595020
It's because in real life people don't glow when they're happy.

>>9595020
Same. It's probably because I'm a jelly asshole though.

>>9595020

Hint: they're probably faking it.

No one could possibly be happy with life. It's why the belief in the afterlife is so common.

Give me all the bunnies.

I'll cook and really devour them.

I remember this being posted some ago. Some guy made a big post that basically explained how everyone is a total asshole except for Mokou.

I agree with him.