/jp/ - Otaku Culture

When I saw shopping I read shitposting.

I don't care about Japan. Well, not until another tsunami hits or reactor melts. That could complicate my acquisition of their porn and video games.

I wish I could get a job at being a high student.

Because everyone will think you are a creep if you are a guy writing to anyone who is less than your age.

If I called a Japanese girl on Skype, there would be spaghetti everywhere.

I have tried, but no one replied.

How exactly do you go about getting one? I'd love to hear more about the culture from a person there.

>>9592477
They give out their skype on Nicolive all the time.

>>9592477
>Ohio!
>...h-hello
>How are you? Fine, thank you.
>...y-you too
>Call ended, duration 00:10

Whats with Nippon and Germany? Didn't Nazi wanted to kill everything not Aryan?

>>9592486
Apparently you can just sign up and start messaging a bunch of people. There are a shitload of Japanese people looking for foreigner friends in the 'Friends' section.

>>9592496
Don't you know? Japan calls itself "East Aryan".

>>9592512
I forgot the only thing I know about WW2 was the Holocaust. Though, I still can't be arsed to read about WW2.

>>9592496
Nazi had...mixed feelings about Japs.
In the end, what's important was, they needed an ally in the Asia.

She sounds like a nice classy girl.

She wants a friend who can last long.

How long can you last before cumming /jp/?

>>9592496

No that's ancient propaganda that idiots believe to this day. Niggers were treated better in Nazi Germany then they were in the west at the time.

You didn't have to have blonde hair and blue eyes either.

best decision I ever made

>>9592539
>holocaust
>real

Remember the 60 trillion!

>I want the friend who last long

Sorry, I'm a quickshot.

>>9592585
I never said it was real. I don't care either way about Jews. Please don't misuse the quote feature because you don't have your foreskin.

>>9592581
Charisma Man?

What the hell is USAVICH?

>>9592618
basically

I would if I had a better understanding of Japanese, but I only know about 500 Kanji, not very much grammar, and very little vocabulary other than the 500 Kanji. Also I'm using Heisig's book so I don't know much Kunyomi or Onyomi.

>>9592657
Not related to the thread but you're wasting your time studying kanji that way, if you don't know how to use those kanji in a real sentence there's no point in knowing their "meaning" and how to write them.

If I talked to this girl do you think I could get her to say the intro to YY?

>>9592691

I was thinking so too. I think I'm going to start over. Is Kanjidamage good?

>>9592700

That's some really simple Japanese. Either I've gotten really good, or that isn't a real nip.

This seems to good to be true. Do you have to pay them money? I think you do. I dont think you can just have a lonely pathetic guy like me suddenly have a dream japanese friend who is also a girl at your fingertips just by going to this site. No thank you.

Jackpot.

CREEPY ADVERT-IZE-MUNT WOOHOO

whee

>>9592739
>Korean
Disgusting

>>9592712
Well, in my opinion you should learn kanji along with vocabulary, I mean, after learning a new word and how to use it, learn how to write it using kanji. Learning kanji out of context is not very useful.

Everyone only wants European friends....Is being American that bad?!

>>9592758
Probably just over-saturated

>>9592700
I found a 20 year old Akane. Guess they're related.

>>9592483
I lol'd so hard

anyone have any experience with the penfriend site, but speaking strictly in japanese instead of english? the language isn't a barrier for me, i'd just be using it to improve my speaking abilities.

>I study English. Can you speak japanese?Can you speak English? Let's come to be friends. I do not well I will do my best English!

How inspiring. I want to cheer them all on.

>>9592763
I also found a 15 year old Akari, but her listing wasn't as detailed.

So can you post an add and get replies from Japanese girls or do you have to snipe their adds and get them to be your penpal before anyone else?

It's too bad all the Japanese people like us are pretending to be girls.

It'd be nice to have a social parasite Japanese penpal.

The "'no replies' autistic Alice" image would very accurately describe my situation. Has anyone else gotten any replies yet?

>>9592820
I made an ad pretending to be a cute boy from Estonia and got 3 replies in 2 days. Didnt reply back though because I really have no idea how to speak Estonian. I think there are really Japanese guys on that site pretending to be girls.

I managed to talk to two high school girls (or at least people who claim to be 16-17 year old high school girls) on Skype (obviously just through the messaging system and not voice communication).

They're both incredibly retarded. I mean, even putting aside the horrible English, which I can understand, I can clearly tell that both of them are just plain... stupid.

How unpleasant.

>>9592401
>popuko

What a cute fucking name holy shit

>>9592857
All high school girls are, anon. It's like you've never talked to one before.

>>9592873
Oh, you're right. I haven't interacted with high school girls for a while, obviously. I go long stretches of time without doing so, and then, either due to chance, circumstance, familial obligation, politeness, or stuff like this, I end up being startled by their utter stupidity, which I inevitably forget about after a while.

I suppose it can't be helped.

>>9592873
I disagree. Some of them were pure geniuses.

>>9592886
Well, I mean, the typical, average one is pretty dumb. Certainly, I've met my share of geniuses as well, but the vast majority of interaction with high school girls is rather unpleasant.

>>9592897

The vast majority of interaction with high school students in general is rather unpleasant.
Have you noticed how loudly they all speak, everywhere they go?
I try to avoid getting on public transport around the time schools get out because they're so irritating.

I made an account, and contacted a few person, but nobody ever replied, so I never went back on the website.

This poor guy, I feel so bad for him that I might just sign up to talk to him.

>>9592905
>please make friends with me

>>9592905

You should.
It would be a lot more interesting than talking to some 18 year old.

>>9592912
>you will never make friends with a cute Japanese girl who directly caused a genocide

>>9592903
Yes. And, really, I wouldn't mind if their conversations were interesting, but they're not. They're almost always full of inane, unimportant, trivial shit.

>>9592919

I just can't understand it.
If anything their hearing should be the most acute of any group in society, yet they practically shout at each other. Obnoxious.

>>9592810
You didn't look very hard, did you?

>>9592923
They're also an eyesore, too. Sometimes I have to use public transportation to go to doctor's appointments and the such, and they embody the definition of "3DPD" - lascivious, lewd clothing that sickens and disgusts me.

>>9592929

That dude sounds awesome.

>>9592919
almost nobody talks about important things in public. Except when in a language no one around could understand

>>9592929
Holy shit, this guy sounds fucking awesome.

>>9592932
Well, I do, with the two actual friends that I have. Maybe all three of us are just autistic, though.

>>9592929
He's my man.

>>9592929
Genuine motivation to actually do my reps, right there.

>>9592929
Oh my god. My Husbando.

>>9592929

Sorry to you two talking about highschoolers and stuff, I didn't mean to derail the thread.

If anyone actually tries talking to this guy >>9592929, let us know what happens.

This is pretty pathetic. Using penpals for friendship/relationshit, I mean.

>>9592967

I don't mind. I'm not going to make ten posts bashing high school kids, I've got it out of my system.
They are brash and obnoxious little shits though. Well, not really little, I think they're getting bigger. I'm 6'1 and I swear 3/4 of the Caucasian male ones are taller than me.

>>9592967
I'm scared to message him. I don't know what to say.

>>9593000

Tell him where you live and why you hate bitches.
How good is your Jap?

>>9593000
Whatever you might say, make sure you do it in Japanese.
If you make his brain explode, I'll never forgive you.

>I received physical punishment from a young age at home or at school,and I am left with nothing but hatred.

>I received corporal punishment in my school days, or at home but I still cannot forgive the teacher who punished me and I am still suffering from the effects even now.

>Are still suffering from PTSD.

my penpal stopped talking to me after we exchanged 10 messages.

he was a cool guy and showed me pictures he took in akihabara

I have one from here, she sent me some purikura pictures.
It seems she got bullied or something, since she posted this once: "I hate bully so much!!!!! Even though they looking beautiful, it's only outside beautiful. inside nothing... Anyway I hate her so much"

I also pretend to be a cute girl too

tell them, gun sazawa

>>9593032

You probably creeped the hell out of him.

>>9593090
>My girl friends in 2D

Okay, this was expected but I feel like I should have been surprised.

>>9593110

>>9593110

Do you guys really recive replies? I'm starting to belive I'm socially retarded. Sent about 5 masseges to diffrent people at diffrent times. Not a single reply for me. Is it because i didnt use emoticons? Or didnt say a single word about cartoons?

>>9593090
He sounds cool. Maybe I should mail him pretending to be one of those gaia online kids.

>51
>Sometime I produced cosplay event by private.

W-what?

>>9593162
You wouldn't ara~ ara~ some kurisumasu keiku?

>>9593162

I was more noticing how she lives somewhere like Tokyo with two cats and two dogs she considers her family.

Sounds like a well-adjusted citizen.

This is always relevant.

>>9593185
>iCarly

Besides, that was posted a month ago. Who knows if she even checks her messages anymore?

;_;

>>9593189
Don't you mean a year ago?

Similarly, I always make sure to post this one as well.

;_;

>>9593193
That is incredibly sad. I hope someone was able to contact her and become friends with her.

>>9593162
Oh my god. Why is Japanese people typing broken english so cute?

>>9593176
Her cats and dogs also play the piano, guitar etc

>>9593193

>>9593202

Because I'm waiting for Thad to get his permanent cellroom. I will become his pen pal!

because im not a /soc/ faggot.

>>9593162
Older than my mum.

Would not mail or bang.

>>9593110
Is this nigga for real?

>>9593223
>>9593224
/b/ has woken up guys. Back to dubs threads. Goodnight.

>>9593236
I suppose it can't be helped. At least the shitposting isn't nearly as bad as it was two weeks ago.

>>9593142
Should I start writing "please respond" at the end of massege? Using tactic from imageboard in mail is... strange.

>>9593236
>>9593242
Grab those tinfoil hats, bros

>>9593246
It actually probably wouldn't hurt to do so, and might help you get replies a bit faster.

>>9593236
>>9593242

/q/ has woken up guys. Back to meta threads. Goodnight.

>>9593247
/v/ has woken up guys. Back to feel threads. Goodnight.

>>9593247
Please stop using phrases like that out of context. This isn't /x/ and we're not discussing politics.

>>9593251
This isn't /q/ nor is it a meta thread. We were discussing Japanese penpals until the "too old would not bang" and shit posters started chiming in.

>>9593260
Go back to /a/, kiddo. They love weebwanks.

this thread sucks balls

>>9593283
Your mom sucks balls.

My balls.

>>9593291
Guess you're gay now

>>9593249
Guess you're right. I'll try it out. Thank you.

How is this otaku culture?

"On topic threads? There are threads I like... and dislike"

- /jp/ janitor, 2012

Hahaha, no way, I just came to /jp/ to look for one of these. I didn't hope I'd actually find one, though.

Sent two messages yesterday, didn't get a response, though. Will send two more today. Maybe I'll have more luck.

>>9593313

>>9593322
keep being butthurt

>>9593297
Not as gay as you or your mom, faglord.

>>9593331
It's funny how you can say it with that unvirgin ass of yours.

I can't talk to people first, but I also get scared when someone talks to me first. I want a penpal though

>>9593386
I'm in the s ame boat. :(

>>9592496
I never really cared for history, but as far as I know Germany mainly wanted to kill jews, cripples, gipsys and communists. Also they wanted russia, because building houses in russia for germans.

Waging war against everyone else is just kinda a sideproduct when you pursuit mass genocide and war against one of the major nations.

I didn't know /jp/ was full of ronery waboos.

>>9593110
>typical BC native
Stay classy Vancouver

>>9593090
I like him

>>9593502
Welcome to /jp/. Now get out.

>>9593513
hehe :-)

This site is full of hetalia fujoshis

I'm actually kind of scared to do this.. I'd love to, because I'm lonely and I think a sure friendship with a pen-pal would be very fulfilling.

But, I'm worried it wouldnt work out, I don't know how long it would last, and I would never want to end a friendship with someone, and breaking a friendship off or stopping talking for whatever reason is something I wouldnt want to do to someone. I'm so nervous.

>>9593806
>>9593391
>>9593386
I've actually messaged about 15 people so far.
..none have responded ;_;

People are constantly posting new ads and I seriously think that it's some sort of bullshit site that pays random people to write in new ads to make it look busy.

either way I'm frustrated

>>9593539
I like some junk in the trunk. Fuck you.

>I am looking for a long lasting friendship
Oh boy! Finally a-
>no romance, females only please

Fucking nips.

>>9594124
Maybe you are doing something wrong.
Or just the people you messaged haven't enough time to respond you yet.

>Popuko

Why there are so many Akaris?
I have already bullied 3 so far.

>>9594200
I properly introduce myself and say where I'm from.
In my message I directly respond to everything that they've listed as an interest or written in their ad.

If they provide skype, I've added them on it and have even given them my skype.

I sincerely believe that about 98% of all of these ads are bullshit

>>9592929

>of course we can meet and do the shit everyday

Free drugs? I thought drugs were impossible to find in Japan

I can't understand why these japs say in every message that my japanese is good just because I don't start every sentence with 私は

>>9594242
Their failure to learn English has traumatized them.

These are the times that I wish I was black or at least very good at imitating accents.

I wonder how these Japanese girls would react if I went on skype with them and started talking in some thick bay area accent and saying "mang" every other word.

Has anyone met/is planning to meet their penpals?

>>9594267
I plan to do it when I move to Japan. Probably 8 years from now.
I wonder if they will let me live in their house for free.

Since this is the first Japanese-language related thread near the front page:

Hey guys, how do I import cards from one deck to another in anki? But not all of them, just a couple at a time. Can't be arsed to type all this shit by hand, but I want to only add new cards as I learn them.

would u fug Popuko?

>>9592496
allies 4 life

>>9592905
poor /jp/-kun

I kind of want to put up an ad there, but then it feels like I'm using some dating service or whatever. But I just want a penpal.

>>9594212
The most important question: are you messaging them in English or Japanese?

After 20 invitations someone finally replied me yesterday, the girl linked me her facebook and the first thing i saw on her profile were pictures form comiket
10/10 would marry and love tenderly

Too bad all these Jap girls will ignore you ugly nerds.

I imagine these things as 20 desperate gaijin nerds trying to be penpals with every 1 Japanese girl, and it kind of puts me off attempting.

>>9594425
90% of the "girls" there are the same ones reading this thread right now

>>9594425
They won't.
I remember in my highschool times when I used to "befriend" some girls.
They all loved to chat with people on the internet, maybe because it gave them the impression of being popular.

the only girls interested in speaking in japanese on here are white chicks. site is lame.

>>9594448
An American girl that uses boku for some reason? Kind of moe.

Do Japanese people lighten up once they get out of Japan or do they still stay pretty uptight about the whole anti-drug thing?

I live in California so I have a medical card and I grow in my backyard. I know the laws are pretty harsh in Japan and they have crazy exaggerated ideas of what drugs are like (this picture for example)

I don't want to become good friends with a Japanese penpal and then have him/her freak out and hate me if they ever visit me and see plants growing outside my house.

>>9592496
Japanese people are white by the way.

>>9594468
Maybe you should just stop growing drugs like a faggot?

>>9594468
There are actually drug enthusiasts in Japan, though of course when it comes to things illegal over there it's not as big. Mainly people abuse prescription medication but there are sellers of marijuana if you look hard enough.

I guess it would depend on if the person had an interest in drugs before leaving the country. I can see teenagers or younger adults possibly trying as well.

>>9594468

Wow. That's a far cry from the ice using Japan of times past.

>>9594468
Even other americans would treat you like the drug fiend you are. Only other addicts wouldn't see something strange about that.

>>9594468
1.Why you even want to talk about drugs with them?
2.Yes some of them consume weed,I did meet a few who do and they pretty much never talk about drugs with others,only with very close friends.

Most of the people will probably ignore you or try not to get too close to you if they know you are drug addict.

If you cant quit it , keep it to yourself , not smart to talk about it to other Japanese, most of them will not like it.

>>9594468

>I live in California

They would most likely already suspect that you do this well before they arrived. Is there a single person in California that doesn't smoke?

japanese girls have literally hundreds of friends

you're just going to be another name on their obscenely large friend list

>>9594502

Wouldn't this be the same for all normalfags of all nationalities?

>>9592496
For the same reason USA and USSR were allies.
If Germany had won we probably would still have a cold war, between nazis and nips

Fuck this, almost all these people have interesting lives and seem so happy. I can't do this.

>>9594502
One jap said I was her only gaijin friend.

>>9594448
>"I cant attend normal school due to mental illness"

all the women on this site are crazy. even the japanese ones

>mfw all the girls like American pop music.

oh come on.. wheres my shy traditional otaku.

What do you say when they ask your hobbies?
I can't really say I like playing eroge and touhou the entire day for 15 years old girls.

>>9594524
they wouldn't talk to filthy gaijin in the first place

>>9594494

>Why you even want to talk about drugs with them?

I didn't plan to, but since it's legal there's no need to hide it here. If they ever visited me then they would just see it or smell it since they're in plain sight and planted right in middle of my backyard. Figured a conversation would be unavoidable the second they looked outside the house.

I don't have an interest in talking about weed with them. It's too common here for there to be any novelty to it. Growing is just cheaper than buying from a dispensary and it's a safer way to treat my anxiety than taking benzos.

>>9594468
You are people are what's wrong with North America, people that constantly self indulge, no wonder most of your population is overweight and obese. We need stricter penalties on drugs, you have no idea how pampered you guys are in the States, in other countries you can get the death penalty for that stuff, something The U.S needs desperately. The American people simply lack control, and self-discipline.

The problem I have being in Japan is that Japanese normals meet me and get all excited and assume I'm some western normal who likes western media and has lots of western friends. At karaoke they'll ask me to sing the Beatles or Disney songs or something stupid.

Then it dawns on them that my relationship with the western world is only superficial and that I'm basically just a Japanese otaku with white skin and they back off pretty fast.

>>9594524
I find it really annoying.

>>9594533
In first place you'll never go to a karaoke with friends.

>>9594533
like anyone invites american otaku to karaoke

>>9594529
well like I said most of them will not like it that you consume drugs , but from my exp the younger Japanese generation (22-28 years) who likes to travel abroad is more open to such things.

Up to you if you want to tell them

This thread reeks of /v/a/

>>9594527
It depends on who you're talking to. The idea is to only bring up the ones your conversational partner will want to talk about, too.

Most of my penpals are middle aged housewives, and you'd be surprised how much common ground between our lifestyles. Therefore, it's easy to keep the conversation moving while leaving out what I spend the bulk of my time doing.

If you're trying to talk to kids for whatever reason, you're on your own.

finall I'll have my friendu :3

>>9594541
>>9594539
I've been to karaoke countless times and I'm not American.

I feel bad that the only reason I can command a reasonably normal social life here is because I'm white. If I were Japanese they'd probably just think キモオタ and never have paid me any attention. Oh well.

>>9594549
I reported it a couple times but what can you do when the shitty janitor is a filthy weeaboo himself.

Man, some of these girls sound great..

So many of them have really good hobbies. I love it!

American girls never seem to have any kind of creative or interesting hobbies, its always "hanging with frendz :)))" or some not-so-clever vague hobby to disguise how disgustingly plain they are.

Although i have a feeling these Japanese gals get a billion messages a day, so i doubt they would even respond to mine if i sent any.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>9594529
You could tell them it's Indian Basil or some shit. They probably don't even know what pot looks or smells like.

>>9594531
You should learn all the Disney songs anyway. A lot of anime directors and manga artists idolize Walt to some degree, if that means a thing to you.

The hobbies have you pick from a list without many decent choices.

>>9594527

>What do you say when they ask your hobbies?

I mention hiking or other outdoor activities. It seems to work well.

The good part about those hobbies is that they don't involve other people so you don't need to have friends and it appeals to one of the attractive stereotypes that they have of westerners. From my experience with talking to non-english speakers they typically seem to have two stereotypes in their head that they find attractive when they think of westerners, specifically Americans. Either the charismatic and social guy with tons of friends who lives in a big city or the "mysterious and deep" lone wanderer who spends a lot of time walking through the forest and thinking.

It's very easy to be like the second stereotype. Just walk outside and act a bit like the guy from Twilight. The best part is that the less friends you have the better.

Of course this doesn't work at all if you're ugly, so start lifting.

>>9594579
Thanks for the insight, blog-kun.

>>9594468
At least Singapore's laws are better than Japan's.
MDP for all idiots.

guys.. oh man.. guys..

I think i found the one...

She's my age, and likes games and manga.. she says she's an otaku and even draws. I draw too!
Her name is Nano! How adorable!!

OH MAN WHAT DO.

>>9594579

>...and thinking.

No stereotype about the US I know pertains to their love of thinking.
How does Japan have such a different view of the US than the rest of the world? Perhaps it's because they don't understand English.

>>9594397
I'm at 36 messages sent and 1(one!!) received.

Believe me when I say it doesn't feel weird at all.
I'm more scared of adding people that I talk to from this random chat to my skype contacts.

>>9594619
I found one similar, she even have pixiv and a lot of drawings.
But she starting ignoring me after our first conversation.

>>9594619
>OH MAN WHAT DO.
First of all hand over your /jp/ badge and get out.

>>9594631
>truNEET shit on the floor piss in the bottle XD

>>9594563

Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don't think for a second that you would be browsing 4chan. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and child pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you're just not the 4chan type. Sure, there's a wide variety of people that browse here, but you're far from the core demograpic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case). Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military dispiline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a "secret network of spies across the USA". Why would all of the most expanisive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody, make it more believable than "IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR". You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to must of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over. Best of luck with that... kiddo.

I wish asians didn't make that weird whimpering sound when they're getting the dick.

White girls are ugly as HELL and asian girls look much better, but they're completely motionless and sound like they're about to cry when they're getting some fug.

>>9594639
Who are you quoting, subhum/a/n?

>>9594640
are you retarded?

>>9594579
How will lifting fix an ugly face?

Oh god I found a shot who looks exaclty like a girl
oh my god oh my god oh my god i'm so nervous

/a/v/ get out of /jp/. I can't wait for this Comiket to be over already.

>>9594657

>>>/f/>>>/u/>>>/c/>>>/k/>>>/o/>>>/f/>>&g
t;/f/

Anyone else setting the occupation filter to unemployed?

I like that they allow me to look for NEETs.

I wish I wasn't a bitter person turned off by the idea of social networking.

>>9594651
sorry bro, but not all Japanese gals sound like AV actresses.

Japanese women are more quiet in bed, AV actresses just exaggerate things not unlike American porn actresses.

>>9594665
It's been over for four days.

>>9594671

>Japanese women are more quiet in bed

So they're even worse than they are in the porn?

>>9594665
This is the real /jp/ though.

>>9593193

>>9594673
Yeah but new stuff keeps pouring in so people are still here.

>>9594677
Shitty threads like these are where the crossboarding lurkers come out and post.

Misaki sounds like a very good girl. She dislikes technology and doesn't use messengers or skype. She enjoys aromatherapy and writing letters, as well as collecting postcards.

It is nice to see that such good girls still exist in this modern corrupted world.

>>9594651
>White girls are ugly as HELL and asian girls look much better
sup gook lover. now get fucked.

>>9594673
>>9594677
You can blame /q/ for this.

>>9594692
But she doesn't like war, a sign of true worthless scum.

>>9594665
We had a japan-guide thread days before the Comiket.
Are you really sure you aren't the one from /a/ or /v/?

>Occupation: Unemployed
>Hi everyone!
>I am looking for friends and pen friends over all the world. I am deaf. If you are interested in me,
please e-mail me.

SHE'S MINE
I SAW HER FIRST
GET BACK

>>9594692
and she'll never suck your gaijin cock

>>9594696

>>9594699
>We
Why are you included into this?

>I am waiting for your massage:)

>>9594707
:)

Mhhhh.... I'm pleased to see that moderation has become bit more flexible.

>>9592477
*ramen

can i score any pussy on this forum??

I have no idea what to put

I bet 99% of these "girls" are ugly as HELL.

>>9594723
Just look at what the Japanese write about themselves and do the same.

>>9594726
That doesn't matter, you won't meet them in person anyway. It's best to never ask for a photo and pretend she's the cutest girl on the planet.

I wonder if I can locate fellow /jp/sies' ads. I would not mind becoming friends with some people from /jp/,

>>9594723
no job ugly virgin neckbeard fat piece of shit faggot who lives with his parents uni dropout human waste basement dweller

>>9594735
I'm sorry to disappoint you, but most people came to hunt for pussy, not for pen-pals.

How lonely are Japanese guys? Would it be easy to make a good Japanese male friend here or would it just be some normalfag Japanese guy?

I have no interest in romance, but a good friend with similar interests would be nice. I've always pictured myself having a Japanese best friend that dressed like a beatnik or a hippie. Someone that looks like this would be awesome. We could wander the world together like two NEET hippies and play tribal drums in the forest and all sorts of fun stuff.

>>9594740
Please don't say those kinds of things about him. That's incredibly rude and you probably made him sad.

>>9594748
Never trust gooks.

>>9594740
>>9594740
ふふふ

>Purpose: Search Friend
>Job: Company Worker
>Interests: Drinking, Music, Movies
>Languages: English, Japanese
>Nationality: Canada

>I have lost the will to live...

>I want to end my life and leave all of my sadness behind me.

>I dont want to live like this.. im asking for help, someone help me.

>>9594748
Are you fucking American?

>>9594751
There is one intelligent man left in this God-forsaken hellhole.

>>9594748
see
>>9592929

>>9592491
Who are you quoting?

>>9594747
Would you mind telling me you any of those "hunting" tips, bros? ;)

>>9594763
I found a ad like this from a japanese guy yesterday.
I messaged him but he still haven't replied. I guess he already committed suicide

>★Will surely satisfy you★

Woah there cowboy

>And thesedays I have been playing with foreigner in Tokyo.I thought again I wanna make friends with foreigner moremoremore....

What the HELL?

>>9594747
Aren't there better places to hunt for pussy though? Pen pals are good for language practice and to hear about stuff that isn't altered by the media.

>>9594764
Thank you, brother. It's always nice to see a fellow /jp/er who shares your views.
God Bless.

>>9594779

She wants your dick.

>>9594780
see
>>9594779
As you can see, the prey also wants to taste a gaijin cock.

this thread is so terrible

>>9594803
It was fine when I started it in the middle of the night, but then apparently shitposters started waking up.

10 minutes have passed since i submitted my ad and I still havent gotten any responses.

wtf

>>9594814
patience, my friend. not so fast. your prey shall appear soon, trust me, just a bit longer, a bit... hehehe

>>9594825

cant wait to taste sum japanese pussy

>>9594834
you'll probably taste japanese cock instead

>>9594837

in a van, with his hands duct taped behind his back.

>>9594837
nope. im not into cock

>>9594837
>taste
>japanese
>cock
pick one.

>>9594810
Every time we get threads like this, I get too nervous to even bother giving it a try and my stomach begins to feel weird.

>>9594850
maybe you should just go to toilet instead of holding it and pressing f5.

I'll just remind you that its almost 5am in Japan and there are no little girls at this time online.

>>9594850
I'm sorry that my thread made you feel physically ill. I didn't mean to upset you. Please get some rest and take it easy.

I'm considering doing this. But oh well, awkwardness and shyness. I don't know japanese and I'm not even very interested in learning it, so if I decide to contact someone I'd have to be very careful on who I decide to contact. People are searching for "friends" but they want information and language experience in exchange, I guess.

>>9594850
I know how you feel.

>>9594856
but I'm not constipated or anything, I just begin to feel terrible thinking about these activities

>>9594860
Pretty sure that most of those ~13 years old are ugly japanese pedophiles or slave/organ traders.

>>9594850

>I get too nervous to even bother giving it a try and my stomach begins to feel weird.

I feel like this too. I was all excited about making a penpal friend and then I thought about how I would need to write a message and I started to feel nervous. Now my stomach hurts and I feel sad.

It's that same feeling of disappointment and lost opportunities that I get when I'm too scared to go on rollercoasters.

>>9592929
O-Onizuka?

>>9594879
>>9594882
it's called stress.
Because of social anxiety. (on the internet lol)

How do I meet a truNEET Japanese friend? All of these people have jobs or are hard working students. I want a Japanese friend that leeches off his parents and doesn't give a shit about school or work.

>>9594912
Those kind of people tend to vehemently hate foreigners.
Even if you found one, they wouldn't want to speak with you.

>>9594912
first of all, you can narrow your search by choosing to look for an unemployed person.

I'm kind of sad that the only person to respond to me so far is an 18 year old still in high school.... with a generic "lets be friend!!" message

>>9594908

>(on the internet lol)

I've never understood why so many people seem to feel comfortable with socializing on the internet. It's much scarier than real life. When you talk in real life then you can look at their body language and you can figure out their mood by hearing the tone of their voice, but with online talking it's just cold robotic text.

>>9594924
>it's just cold robotic text.
That's why I'm comfortable.
It dehumanize who you're talking with. you're not dealing with people.
And if you do or say something stupid, you can just never talk to that person ever again.

I can't do IRC, though. too scary.

>>9594912
then netuyo is what you are looking for

>>9593162
>My family likes music very well. All of them play piano or guitaor or drum or bass, and so on
>My family are 5, 2 cats and 2 dogs

She figured out how to teach pets to play musical instruments? I wonder what that sounds like...

>>9594924
>cold robotic text
that's exactly why its so easy to just not give a fuck

i just write generic messages responding to whatever they write

>>9594942
Mariachi.

>>9594912
truNEETs won't waste time writing in some gaijin friendly social website.
If you really want to meet real NEETs go play some japanese MMO.

>>9594924
Jesus christ, how is it even possible to be that unautismic?

>>9594935
>I can't do IRC, though. too scary.
100% agree
irc makes them human since its a live chat and they can respond within seconds to what you say and they can laugh at you if you say something stupid and then everyone else joins in.

now THAT is scary.

>>9593162
Typical organ trader

>>9592501
I can verify! I had one person talking to me in Japanese. Both the people who messaged me in English didn't reply, but maybe it's because I replied in English? Next time they do maybe I'll reply in Japanese.

>>9594912

You do exactly what you would do to meet english speaking NEETs, but you reverse it.

Learn Japanese and try to blend in as one of them in their online games or over at 2ch or 2chan.

>>9592657
Just do it, I mean even if you write a letter with a dictionary people are pretty tolerant. You're not dealing with ワイット　ピッグ here, so it's not like they're gonna call you a baka.

>>9594978

As if you could ever hope to blend in.
I can spot Jap-Engrish speakers from a mile off, and they probably started learning earlier than 20something.

Don't message them in English.
And don't worry, they will tell you are pretty 上手な in Japanese, no matter how you write (as long as it is in japanese, of course)

>>9594991
But gaijin can't understand japanese?

Why would you bother making friends when you can make a tulpa?

It's the same thing, but better. I'm not talking about that "sit down and think about a tulpa and suddenly they will appear and start talking you" bullshit, I'm talking about real tulpas. Of course you first have to make yourself go insane through thinking about your tulpa during long periods of sensory deprivation or thinking about your tulpa while taking regular large doses of psychedelics, but it works.

>>9594995
I just use translation aggregator and jparser to read them and respond, it takes a little while but it's wroth it. Especially since both messages I sent out in English were totally ignored.

>>9595007
Why should they talk to someone who can't even learn their language?

Machine translation is just as fun for them to read as it is for you.

>>9595022
jparser isn't machine translation

>>9595006
>Chaos.Head.Wallpaper
>Wallpaper
lol wut :|

well well well

>>9595094
I don't get it.

Why do you want to meet Japanese citizens when you won't even meet the citizens of your own country? Stop being a race traitor and embrace America.

Almost heaven... West Virginia...
Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River..
Life is old there, older than the trees.
Younger than the mountains, growing like the breeze.

Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong..
West Virginia
Mountain mamma
Take me home, country roads

COUNTRY ROADS, TAKE ME HOOOME!
TO THE PLACE I BELOOOONG!
WEST VIRGINIA! WEST VIRGINIA!
MOUNTAIN MAMMA! OH, MOUNTAIN MAMMA!
TAKE ME HOME, COUNTRY ROADS!

>>9595114
Damn, I wish I was American, such a proud and stronk country. Where can I meet American friends so I can lear American culture and American language?

>>9595145
Truck stops on the west virginia/kentucky border.

>>9595145
get a green card friend ;)

>>9595114
I'm not american, and from what I have heard you have mostly sluts and I don't like them. Your boys and traps are fine though

Japs are selfish fuckers with an almost inhuman drive for success. You will never be an equal or a friend to them, you're just one of the many stepping stones on their road to success. As soon as they've learned English from you then you won't hear from again.

>>9595145
/jp/

>>9595182

I could say English and Australian people are like as well.
What's your point?

Mediator, please come back. I enjoyed sending messages to you so please don't let someone on /jp/ bully you into deleting your account. I was very sad when I saw that your profile did not exist anymore. ;_;

>>9595182
What? I thought you were little girls.

>>9595194

*like that

You attribute all these negative qualities to a nation as if unique to it when they are seen in other nations also.

>>9595194

>I could say English and Australian people are like as well.

They aren't though. English speakers are notoriously lazy and despise hard work. It makes them much friendlier people because they don't give a shit about working hard and always look for the easiest road.

Japanese people are raised to be like polite machines and you can see it in how they socialize. Faked politeness in everything the say and huge amounts of pressure from their family to succeed.

>>9595208
>>9595194
But he's true. Even coreans aren't such scum as japs.

>>9595218
You could also say that most of them are psychologically repressed.

>>9595219

>>9595227
I could post a video where jap nationalist attack corean school but I'm too lazy to look for it now.

>>9595219
Sorry, All the Japs I've known were very quiet and kind, ready to help whenever you needed it. And the majority of the Koreans were obnoxious, conceited and wouldn't lend a hand to anyone that wasn't Korean.

>>9595231
>Sorry, All the Japs I've known were very quiet and kind, ready to help whenever you needed it
Well, all Japs I know tend to shit-talk behind your back.

>>9595231
"Stop generalizing all Japs as bad people!!! lol btw all koreans are obnoxious pieces of shit."

-Anonymous 8/17/12

>>9595227
>Korea (x)
>Corea (0)

>>9595246
You meant 17/8/12

>>9595253
Fuck off yuropoor.

>>9595231
>And the majority of the Koreans were obnoxious, conceited and wouldn't lend a hand to anyone that wasn't Korean.
Are you implying that a japanese would do? I ones went to a kendo dojo in my city. It was owned by a japanese guy. All non-japanese were treated as second-class students. No "gaijins" ever got to fight in the tournaments. Just a silly training and that's it.

>>9595253

Fucking hell, it annoys me when I read a date of day < 13 and I have to find another date in the same context to know whether it's in proper dd/mm/yyyy form.

>>9595248
koreans want to be called corean. Unless you are a korean supporter, you should not be spelling it that way.

>>9595231
As someone who's German/Japanese, I've realized that I try way too hard. All the time. For everything I do. So when I meet someone in need, I realize that if I help him and he remembers me, it could potentially help me. Also if I just help him and leave, without asking for something in return, it'll make me look really good. So what I do is: put up and shut up. So now everyone thinks of me as the quiet little asian guy who will help anybody out. But let me be honest, I couldn't give a fuck about them, I just need to make sure when shit hits the fan, they aren't going to throw more shit at the fan. Now let me quietly go back to lurking.

>>9595253
Get fucked yuroshit

The problem with Japanese people is that you never know what's on their mind. They always say something nice, but they're thinking something completely different. It's just how their culture works. Actually that's probably why they have so much trouble understanding the concept of sarcasm. Everything they say is already disingenuous so sarcasm is practically indistinguishable to them from regular conversation.

Americans can be rude as hell, but they're honest. If an American is pissed at you then you're going to know it and if he likes you then you're going to know that too, but Japanese people hide their true feelings and always act as nice as possible. It doesn't mean that they're nice, it just means they're lying to you.

>>9595269

Pretty sure everyone on Earth thinks like this.
It isn't unique to the Japanese.

>>9595269
so cool and edgy ;)

Not really, half-gook.

>>9595246
I don't see where I said to stop generalizing.
I just pointed out that I'd had the opposite impression from my experience.

But thanks for trying to be clever.

>>9595276
>The problem with Japanese people
Way generalise. I've met plenty of Japanese that are opposite of what you describe them as, and plenty of Americans that are opposite as you describe them as.

>>9595276
That's why I pretty much can't really trust Japanese.

>>9595294
lol sure thing gook lover

Repress my anus. Strict, old-fashioned cultures just know how to leave out useless bullshit. It makes it easier for everyone. There's no need to make noise. This guy put it well:
>>9595269

Why is everybody talking about sex and prey in this thread?I thought this was just about making friends.

>>9595308
Sorry, but some of us prefer to take it easy, instead of being an apologist robot.

>>9595308
I actually with that, too.

But these touchy feely types just can't function if people don't tell them EXACTLY what's on their mind at all times.

It's ridiculous.

>>9595311

Who says you can't prey sexually on your friends?

>>9594448
Not as lame as your font rendering.

>>9595318

>But these touchy feely types just can't function if people don't tell them EXACTLY what's on their mind at all times.

Doesn't it require more effort for you to mask your opinions in polite lies? Why not just say what's on your mind?

>>9595318
>But these touchy feely types just can't function if people don't tell them EXACTLY what's on their mind at all times.

The problem isn't that they don't tell what's on their mind -- the problem is that they complement you all the time and make it as if they are you friend, but later talk shit about you to other japs. It's really funny how they freak out when you call them out on this,

>>9594562
woah nice cat dude is that the subway?

lol looks like a local weeb brigade is here

>>9594695
You can? I haven't been paying attention to it. Why would anyone care about /jp/?

>>9595342

Don't laugh about the bombocaust, millions of Juden died.

>>9595329
This bothers you?
You are aware that people tend to often act this way, in being much more frank with their actual freinds than they are to acquaintances, right?

Mediator, please respond. I am sorry that someone posted your ad on this thread but I miss you very much.

>>9595345
They had already, like, 6-9 threads about /jp/. all with maxed our responses. what's even more funny that no one of participators are from /jp/.

>>9595354
>You are aware that people tend to often act this way, in being much more frank with their actual freinds than they are to acquaintances, right?
Japs? Sure, now that I know them, yeah. Yuros? No. As far as I know murrikans aren't such too. Pretty sure it's an east asian thing.

>>9595382
Okay, buddy.
Just be sure to keep to your ghetto.

>>9595325
Of course it doesn't. Upbringing and culture are powerful things.

>>>9595382
You should visit Finland.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzmgyFQNvvU

I am far too afraid to do this!

>>9595022
>>9595048
Yeah I'm translating it from Japanese and I'm using the translator to check myself. Jparser is basically like an inline jisho.
>>9595444
I haven't gotten the guts to message people who have ads up, but I'm glad I made my ad. You should do it!

w-we should make a /jp/ penpal version. Separate categories for "toehoes", "idol otakus", "NEETs" and stuff

>>9594948
Do you have any recommendation of good Japanese mmo, no IP block?

>>9595866
JP Tera has a somewhat easy to get around IP block, if it's worth anything.

>>9595866
I made friends on PSO2 easily. You have to talk to them in Japanese though.

>>9595938
>>9595880
サンキュー

>>9595938

What is it like to have Japanese NEET friends? Do they act like us?

Did you ever speak to them on voice chat?

I already got a response from takakomi-san.

He seems like a fine person.

>>9596726

Neat.
I am tempted to try this, but it would have to be pretty much completely in english

>>9594766
His conversation with a Japanese girl on Skype, obviously

Oh, god. I added someone on Skype and they really want to voice chat, oh god...

>>9597094
Well, it went rather well, actually; we had a lot in common. I did stutter a bit and talk really quietly... I hope he didn't think poorly of me for doing so.

>>9597228

In English?

>>9597247
Indeed. We talked a bit about currently airing anime, etc.

Nobody ever responds.
I contacted people in english, japanese and both.
It makes me feel way worse than if they insulted me and made fun of me.

Did anyone manage to chat with someone?

>>9599490
I did, but everyone in this site is boring
or it's just me who is boring

>>9592929
looks like we found o/g/san