/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Have you ever thought of playing a popular MMO and selling gold or making good accounts that are high levels and selling them?

If you have a lot of spare time and don't mind grinding maybe that

BITCOINS
>>9591797
You could just bot.

>>9591797
That sounds good, seeing as how games are one of the few things I'm good at. Maybe I should phish accounts too? I would need to learn how to though. I know there are games where the people that play them are easy to trick and people are constantly buying that stuff for lots of money, like Runescape.

>>9591811
not OP, but how would one make money with bitcoins? I'm just curious

>>9591820
>Bitcoin P2P Digital Currency

Bitcoin is an experimental new digital currency that enables instant payments to anyone, anywhere in the world. Bitcoin uses peer-to-peer technology to operate with no central authority: managing transactions and issuing money are carried out collectively by the network. Bitcoin is also the name of the open source software which enables the use of this currency.

The software is a community-driven open source project, released under the MIT license.

bitcoin.org

Donate plasma twice a week.

Why dont you learn a skill you can use online such as coding?

>>9591811
Bot accounts and sell them, should I learn C or Java and write my own stuff? There are way too many free things out their that phish your stuff.

>>9591847
For botting software that is.

>>9591820
1. Mine Bitcoins
2. Sell goods/services for Bitcoins
3. Buy Bitcoins
4. Steal Bitcoins

All methods are valid.

>>9591794
Do you have some education? You might try one of those essay mills or offer freelance writing services in addition to the programming stuff already suggested. That or just whore yourself out.

>>9591841
Is that more money than blood, or what's the advantage to doing plasma? You keep the blood, they take just the plasma?

>>9591851
PowerBot is fine. GPL so you're free to inspect it.

>>9591858
Can you elaborate on the stealing part? It do believe it says bitcoin transactions are irreversible so is it simply like scamming in any online game, or environment?

Any ideas, tips or tricks?

>>9591868
Thanks, you have personal experience with it? This is a site where people post scripts and stuff and you use theirs or your own? If you know any specific scripts that are the most useful that would be cool. Thank you.

>>9591844
I've heard most jobs online for programming are scams, is it true?

>>9591857
They stick a needle in your arm, take out the blood, seperate the plasma from it, and give you your blood back, usually takes about 30 minutes if you drink a lot of water and avoid fatty food the day before going.

The pay is different everywhere. Where I live I get $80 a week.

I'd be all over selling my blood, but I'm stuck in a small conservative town that has no place to do such a thing. If I could leave I would.

This also means I can't whore myself out. Or really do anything at all except look for a job, which I've done. Every single place in town. None want me.

>>9591892
That's a tidy some, what type of requirements are there? Like weight and stuff?

>>9591888
Really? How much do real jobs online pay?

>>9591905
Which country do you live in?

>>9591872
Mostly phishing I'd imagine. You could steal the wallet file so that would enable you to control all of the funds associated with that if you can write Trojans or break into a storage site.
But yes transactions are irreversible, which is why you would transfer any funds you steal to an account only you control so the owner can't spend them first.
>>9591891
I stopped bottling after the redesign, I tried out the new client and new scripts but have tried enough for long enough to know which are the best.

lel get on my level scrub mine's -18.74
get own3d

My bank is nice and has a 24 hour period where they don't charge you for overdrawing your account. Ain't that sweet of 'em?

ever thought of joining one of those sites that pays you for filling out captchas?

>>9591960
What use is 24 hours? If you're overdrawn already I doubt you would get enough in your bank in just 24 hours

>>9591957
The US.

>>9591966
Those exist?

>>9591973
I get government bux tomorrow but I was hungry today, see?

>>9591892
Selling blood is illegal, selling plasma is a legal loophole. Watch out where you go! Remember these needles are going into your body and if they're done wrong they can cause permanent damage. It won't be a problem if you go somewhere reputable.
>>9591966
amazon's mechanical turk is not so bad too if you feel confident in your transcription abilities.
>>9591960
>>9591973
It's actually really convenient a lot of people have begun to opt out of overdraft(now that they're allowed to) because banks go out of their way to get the fees from customers.

Get a job you worthless scum.

I love watching you NEET faggots fail

>>9591995
No.

>>9591995

Jobs are for losers.

>>9591995

I tried for a year and a half and then I gave up. It's too much stress.

>>9592007
What did you even do?

>>9591995
>>>/a/
>>>/b/
>>>/c/
>>>/d/
>>>/e/
>>>/f/
>>>/g/
>>>/etc/
pls go.

Money, it always comes back to money. Truly the root of all problems. Everyone would be happy if they just had some fucking money. What a joke.

>>9592017
money rulez

I still get automated text messages every Monday from the first and only job I ever had 1 year ago, I worked there for 2 days. It says "Your account balance as of XX-XX-XXXX $0.00" I'm not sure why I haven't cancelled it. I guess its nice getting a text message every monday, theres a brief moment while I'm picking up my phone where I'm actually excited at the fact that someone might give a shit about me.

>>9592017
Except then inflation would happen.
Money is a system of favors you fucking tools. Instead of going online and whining, get a fucking job. Or just accept your fate, fuck.

>>9592029
I'd text you
if u no wat im sayn

>>9591995
Being a truNEET is a full time 24 hours a day job.

>>9592039
lol like i would give u my # i aint no holla back girl.

>>9592050
Oh... Okay then...

>>9592050
;_;

>>9592033

I want money just for existing, thank goodness the government takes care of me.

>>9592033
Not only did you take my musing at face value, you also misunderstood the way I used "everyone." Just great.

I had an anxiety attack just trying to pass the what.cd interview now... I forgot to number my questions, then when I tried numbering them I skipped a question and numbered them out of order, then when I tried again I didn't even answer the questions correctly... And it was in the part of the rest that wasn't even hard stuff, just like, "what is your email address." I just quit the channel after making a fool of myself and I bet that interviewer is going to copy and paste our conversation for the other interviewers to laugh at. I want to cry...

>>9592060
I don't know about others, but I enjoy living a very minimalistic, low-maintenance lifestyle.
It's nice, right?

>>9592070
That's too bad. I have a friend who has anxiety attacks all the time. It's really put his life on hold. Have you tried counseling or anything?

>>9592070
I'm sorry to hear that anon. Be strong

>>9592070
what.cd is shit and full of the worst people you could imagine

>>9592011

I searched for jobs in and outside my profession, my sister forced me to socialize with her loser friends to try and get me into some sort of 'circle' which was horrible. I worked as a chef for a while which wasn't so bad were it not for the fact that I lived with my sister and it was an apprentice position with 3 years attached to it. I eventually said fuck it and decided that I'd rather sit in a room all day then this this anymore.

I still make a little money doing freelance, however I never leave my house.

>>9592070
Sounds like me. I've had this problem since school. Whenever I'm in a social situation my brain pretty much shuts down, or rather, speeds up to the point that I cannot process things that are going on around me. I'm not sure which one it is honestly but I know It's impossible to focus on questions and stuff like that. In my first job interview I ended up pulling so many spontaneous lies out of my ass.. and I had no idea I was even doing it until after I left. I ended up making them think I was an expert in the field so they just put me right into the mix without training or anything. Needless to say I was fired. It's the same when I go to a psychiatrist. I lie and say shit and only realize I fucked up after I get home and I'm alone.

>>9592011

I searched for jobs in and outside my profession, my sister forced me to socialize with her loser friends to try and get me into some sort of 'circle' which was horrible. I worked as a chef for a while which wasn't so bad were it not for the fact that I lived with my sister and it was an apprentice position with 3 years attached to it. I eventually said fuck it and decided that I'd rather sit in a room all day than do this anymore.

I still make a little money doing freelance, however I never leave my house.

Also my sister ruined my first regular freelance contact I will never forgive her!

go to senor citizen home and entertain old people for money

Become a online freelancer, google it. However competition is high with those South Asian people.
Or if you want instant money try become captcha typer. Rate varies depend on captcha company and your typing speed.

Become a online freelancer, google it. However competition is high with those South Asian people.
Or if you want instant $ try become captcha typer. Rate varies depend on captcha company and your typing speed.

>>9592061
I know what I did. It was intentional. My point is money does not work that way.
>>9592072
Me too. Before I got a job I mostly ate off like <10 dollars a week. Feels good man. In fact, I'm going to go back to that life style. Like, seriously. Starting now!
>>9592135
First of all holy shit you are what is wrong with /jp/. It has nothing to do with the quality of your posts as it does your inability to think about the consequences of what might happen if we let these delusional fucktards around old people:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=DOCxUFWV1KI
There's a small chance that will work out until they talk about their fantastic, superior Japanese comedy films:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZFbWC8uGgg&feature=related

I do not have a bank account because I have never worked in my life, my mom buys everything for me and takes care of me.

>>9592268
>I do not have a bank account because I have never worked in my life
That's no reason not to have a bank account

>>9592268
I know that feel. You have to get a job. It sounds scary at first but I lucked out and got a pretty relaxing one and I'm super happy.

You could always live off the government? Certain countries give unemployment pay. If you have a disability of some sort (like myself), you can also live off the government.

Shit sucks though for me, I have a few thou but I have no incentive to spend it unless I feel like I've earnt it.

>>9592268
Don't worry, that's pretty normal for a 15 year old.

>>9592285

>>9592296
what job

In all seriousness OP, make an item for the DOTA 2 Workshop. They pay monthly, 25% of what the item gets sold.

http://steamcommunity.com/workshop/browse?appid=570

So if you have the patience, you can definitely get the money, also new items have been going into the game quite quickly.

You could do it for tf2 as well, but the rate those go in are much lower.

For a game still in closed beta (With about 1.4 million accounts atm, and probably 10 times more when released.), in just a few fews, a mace that was limited and no one wanted, sold around 24,000 for $2.50 each. So the maker, if he didn't blatantly copy the model straight from another game. Would of gotten $15,000, just that month. http://steamcommunity.com/games/SteamWorkshop/announcements/detail/1335568846541784343

So, if you have any skill in 3d modelling, this is the perfect opportunity to jump in and make a quick buck, that will at least keep giving you passive income for years to come.

>>9593072
Just to elaborate, people that have submitted items, some as short as 2 weeks, after advertising them on reddit, and getting rated, got them put into the game yesterday.

If you make items for popular heroes, you will definitely make a lot of money.

>>9593072
lol nope

dota 2 workshop is a facade, there's no "community", people that have already been approved by valve years ago at polycount or other sites are the only ones whose items get approved. all the "community" items in the game at the moment are made by 3 or 4 people. the new ursa set in the game that everyone fucking despises is made by someone named Twilight Sparkle~ that has over 50 approved items

>>9593072
>25%

Holy shit, what the fuck? Valve thinks they can take 75% of the money from YOUR WORK AND YOUR WORK ALONE just because they offer the platform for this shit to be sold on? That's like going to a farmers market with a basket of fruit and only being allowed to leave with 25% of the revenue.

If I had that much money for the rest of the month, OP, I would be glad.

Janitor deleted my thread so I'll move this here.

How do you neets get around for transportation? I'm sure you stay in your room for months at a time but surely you have appointments to make concerning your disabilities and autism bux. Not to mention buying food and stuff.

>>9593103
>appointments
i send a proxy

>food
shipped to my house from 日本

>>9593109
What do you mean you send a "proxy"?

I can't be bothered to clean my apartment even though there are flies all over the place and it's filthy. I feel like my life is over.

>>9593112
Your parents.

>>9593114
Parents can do that? Aren't you usually required to show up yourself at least?

how can one be a hikikomori in japan?

>>9593184
shit on the floor

Would you rather be a female NEET or a male NEET?

I'm surprised no one reposted my old bank account pic

Just becausepl previous thread reached bump limit doesn't mean it's dead. There are currently 2 NEET Lifestyle threads now.

>>9593200
When are you going to purchase the /jp/ mansion?

>>9593200
This is stupid, money put into a saving account does nothing but lose value due to inflation. You should be investing that money.
Also buy the mansion.

>>9593196
>Implying Patchy is a NEET

>>9593207
I'm not going to keep the cash in my house even if its only for a few days a couple times a year.

>>9593213
How did you get so rich? Please explain. And why the fuck are you on /jp/ instead of living the dream.

I marathoned Madoka Magica last night.

>>9593227
It's clealry from a lawsuit. Being rich is helpful in living the NEET dream.

I marathoned Hanasaku Iroha last night.

>>9593213
I have everything planned out if I had that much money.

It saddens me to see it all sitting in savings account when you could be having fun investing.

>>9593213
ey bro can I borrow 20 bux lmao

>>9593196
I'd rather be male.
At least then you can use Secret Twin Tails onaholes.

>>9593268
You're not funny in the slightest. Not even an atom of funny. You are in fact painfully unfunny. You are currently overstocked on unfunny and you're passing the unfunny on to us. Stop trying to be funny, you're not. You're unfunny.

>>9593278
Don't be meanie weenie, you could hurt someone's feelings like that.

>>9593278
O-Okay...

I have about £19 in my account, £30 in my house, I have about £65 worth of stuff preordered on amiami. I need to sell some crap on amazon.

>>9593278
y-you too..

>>9593285
Just curious, what amiami stuff did you get?
I was really wanting to get that Samus that just came out, but I was broke all summer.
Now, of course, when I have a bunch of money, they're sold out
RIP ;_;

>>9593290

The Sena boob and ass mousepads, one comes out this month and the other comes out in October.

>>9593301
Man those things are neat. I thought about gettin one for myself at one point, but I opted for kittens instead.

Apparently my Alice from Kami Memochou is going to release in August rather than Oct. Which makes it kind of tight since I'll also be getting Kobato and Maria.

>>9593181
You make a legal document saying that person X can legally represent you in matter Y.

>>9593109
What is the best stuff that should be ordered from Japan?

>>9591974
Move somewhere else.

>>9593113
That sounds like a health hazard.

>>9595392
SUSHI

>>9593072
They give you links on how to get started on making the items..........................

You could do what I do, but it's beyond your capabilities.

(Aiming to make a constant $1k+ / month by the end of the year)

>>9591794
That goddamn pic has been posted so many times... But it's just so adorable. Also, if you were a cute little girl like Raymoo you wouldn't have to worry. People would give you donations np.

>>9595497
It was so cute when the hotdog/refreshment cart guy used it, it fitted perfectly with his post.

>>9595497
Women can just sail through life, it's so easy for them.

>>9595484
What skills would I need to do what you do?

>>9595572

Life would be easy with an axe wound up until about the age of 35.
I guess the aim is to snare some poor fuck and divorce him for monetary gain before that point.

Get on my level,losers.

>>9595610
>/b/
I'd rather not.

>>9595610
Nobody cares, now get out.

I live in Sweden. 2500 USD per month for being Autistic.

It's nice.

>>9595610
I'm going to save that picture for future trolling purposes. Thank you very much.

>>9595610
Thanks dork. I'm on my way to hack your bank account right now.

I'm going to live the NEET life easy now.

>>9595497
http://rei.mu

>>9595610
>1345134555380

Nice filename.

;_;

>>9595668
Stop buying figs, loser.

>>9595591

Ability to :
rat ,
good spreading ability
css/html/ (basic jquery & php) - ideal, not exactly required
imagination

>>9595685
+1

>>9595668
You can have a negative paypal balance?

>>9595690

In some cases yes

There is something about people who are both stupid and wealthy that makes me angry beyond almost anything else.
I can't articulate what it is. I don't feel this way about intelligent and wealthy people despite them being more enviable.
Whoever the kid that first posted >>9595610's picture is, I hope a bank collapse leaves him destitute or something.
What is wrong with me, /jp/?

>>9595701
Nothing is wrong. You just got trolled.

>>9595731

Getting 'trolled' would have been to respond to him in a genuine fashion.
I am merely expressing my feelings on the matter, and I ask the question in line four because I can't explain it purely by envy (line 2).

>>9595701
Are you jealous?

>>9595743
Trolled hard

>>9595749
Can I leech off of you?

>>9595749

Yes, but not angry. I don't know how stupid you are, but in the picture above it was implied because the dude was posting a picture on /b/ of his Mac displaying the statement.

>>9595764
My post implied that you can easily fake those numbers.

>>9595769

Oh, right, I skimmed over the order of 10^3 there.
The periods in place of commas may have thrown me.

>>9595777
>The periods in place of commas may have thrown me.
But that's just how they use periods and commas in Germany

>>9595701
Maybe you just hate dumb people and the additional jealousy makes you even angrier?

>>9595792

I know that. Here they do not and so it threw me at a glance.

>>9595794

Probably close to it, although I wouldn't say I hate dumb people as I'm somewhat dumb myself.

>>9595792
Not just in Germany actually.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a8/DecimalSeparator.svg

>>9595802
You don't like it because you feel they don't deserve it, simply.

>>9595810
Obviously, but I mentioned Germany because it was relevant to the picture

>>9595823

And I know from observation that 'deserve' has nothing to do with it, yet I still attribute that to it and it angers me.
I probably don't 'deserve' to live in the first world or have a roof over my head, yet here I am angry at people who I must think don't 'deserve' wealth.
Pretty irrational, but I can't help it.

i made a lot of money with bitcoins once
but now its only profitable if your electricity rate is very low
and you need a bit of starter money to buy suitable radeons

I am decent at web programming and I can learn additional things if I need to. I don't want to freelance because of Indians and human bullshit. Is there a more sustainable way to make money with my skillset?

>>9595749
So when and where is the mansion going to get built?

. - .

One of my online businesses just tanked, and another that's been my bread and butter for the last two years is starting to go that way, too.

Now I've got to get all creative again, and come up with something new before my savings run out. It's such a pain in the ass to set these up in a way that doesn't interfere with autism bucks.

>>9596224
Just out of interest, what was your business?

>>9596230
/jp/ trap escort service

>>9596230
It was one of the very few successful attempts I made on cashing into textile industry.

I thought this was the NEET thread:
>>9590358

>>9596084
If you can use excel, lesser office work
it's easy as fuck, like 6 hours per day and people pay between $400-$700 monthly

also you can get promoted

>>9596268

fuck dat I aint workning for the man.
#truNEET4lyfe

Whenever I get money, I want to spend it right away. I rarely get money, and I'm usually just scraping by, so whenever I get money, I feel like treating myself nicely for once. If I don't, no one will after all.

>>9596268
Promoted to what?

I have about £6000 of loaned money and about £1500 in bursaries and grants I don't have to pay back. I have no idea what to do with it. I've only been using it for living expenses, and I'm not really interested in anime merchandise. I'll end up paying it straight back to them at this rate.

>>9595610
>http://

>>9595701
There is no god, you can at least make fun of the sheeple who worship the dead kike nailed to a stick.

>>9596430

What does that have to do with anything?

>>9596430
I'm god.

>>9596430
/jp/ is a Christian board, fuck off.

>>9596295
>Whenever I get money, I want to spend it right away.
This is why you are a poor fuck.

I applied for Mechanical Turk but got refused. I don't see why though. Maybe it's my country.

>>9596295
I'm the opposite, I'll spend so little that it just keeps building up. I'm so glad I don't have friends or a family.

>>9591962
How would I go about selling the accounts, and what level do they need to be, like 99 woodcutting?

>>9596506
I know. It's not like I get big amounts anyways. $20 will usually make me feel great. I'm also picky about what I buy though, but I still end up buying in the end. I just figure I might as well make it worth it.

>>9595645
Fugly impostor.

>>9596538
It depends. I can't be remember but going from something 70 to 99 is like the some experience that is it going from level 1 to whatever level it is now, so I would just train the stats to that level. You can also sell accounts like Zerker pures, Range, or Magic, or whatever type of thing you can think of. Special accounts like those go for way more.

>>9593245
6/10 show

Solid, but nothing new or exciting

I buy and resell things on Craigslist to maintain my NEET lifestyle. eBay used to be profitable but it's shitty these days. Right now I'm learning how to fix up cars to resell for a profit, like that Wheeler Dealers show.

>>9596304
well i used to work at a supermarket doing warehouse inventory in excel, they payed me like $500 and worked like 4-6 hours per day (depending the stock), after a year and a half i was promoted to plant supervisor and they payed me $800 but i had to work 8 hours from Monday to Saturday.

But if you can manage low responsibilities you can go even further, ended up working after 2 years after

>>9595610
>>9593213
These guys obviously inherited their money. Only a moron would keep that much in a single account; especially a "Regular Savings" account. But it's a photoshop anyways, so why do I care.

I've heard that a runescape character with max woodcutting and firemaking sells for a few bucks, and the gold made while botting those two max brings the total per character to like 15 bucks. And a decent modern computer can run like 15 copies of runescape at once. And you can make one of those 15 dollar characters in roughly one night of straight play.

IE Bot 15 runescape accounts a night to max woodcutting and firemaking, sell for profit

Don't know the details though

€1410.??c last time I checked. All autism bux.

>>9597013
You're not getting either 99 woodcutting or 99 firemaking in one day, let alone both.

>>9596913
to be honest, that's sounds awful. ~5 hours per day = 25 hours per week = 100 hours per month

500/100=5 bucks per hour. That's pretty ass.

I have 3 bank accounts at 3 different banks. I think it totals up to about only 300$. But I have no bills aside from one credit card so I spend all my money on figures.

>>9597062
He probably meant 500 per week

I live in a country where med school costs 1.7k a year and being a student alone gives you about 1.2k p ann.

Eve online is a great game to bot in since RMTing is so easy. Buying apple stock just before a new iPhone release is a guaranteed profit as well.

I've seen it mentioned but does anyone have much experience with Amazon Mechanical Turk? How much money could I make in a day by transcribing shit? I'm just curious if I could top up my autismbux to make life a bit more stable.

My father became a NEET in 2007. I'm not sure how he lost his job, he never told us, and he's a pathological liar so even if he did I wouldn't believe him. Ever since then he turned into a horrible beast.
He never leaves the house unless someone asks him to. Sometimes he leaves at 10 AM, sits on a cafe browsing the internet, then comes back at 5 PM and then claims to have spent the entire day out "doing chores", and what's worse, he believes his own lies because I can tell he gets a sense of accomplishment every time he does this.
When he's alone (or rather, when he thinks he's alone) he grabs random stuff from the fridge and eats it while standing up in front of the TV, like some sort of animal. I don't know why he can't just grab a plate and sit down like a normal human being.
His definition of "cleaning the house" is putting all the dirty clothes in a bucket and putting it next to the washing machine. The house is a fucking mess. He never cooks, either. He always calls the delivery guy.
Every year he tells me he's losing weight, yet he's always weighted around 106kg. It's been five years and he still expects me to believe his bullshit. Which is not surprising, because he treats everyone like a child. My sister got fed up with his shit and left. Unfortunately, I can't afford to so I'm stuck here watching him waste his hard earned savings on expensive take out. The simplest errands take him weeks. Hearing "Oh shit, I forgot. I'll do it tomorrow" for the 8th consecutive time gets frustrating, especially when all he has to do is walk 300m to the library to return a book. Not hard. And you know what's the worst part? He doesn't realize this. You'd think a normal adult would try to use a different excuse after the 2nd or 3rd day, but no, he actually expects people to not get tired of waiting weeks for him to do a simple task.

>>9597353
I dont see the problem.
He is doing what he wants with his money. It is his saving afterall. It seems like you are the problem, not your dad. He was probably fed up from working so hard to feed two ungrateful children. I bet if he redo his life, he wouldnt want to have kids and instead just enjoy his life.

>>9597363
Actually, part of it belonged to my mother before she died. So I'm very angry. I'm hoping he will die soon because I can't support myself with my current level of income.

>>9596986
Pretty much.

Interest is slow low now that your money is worth less as each day passes.

>>9597396
Then she was stupid for not allotting the money correctly.

>>9597465
It was generating interest in a investment fund, he pulled it out in 2009 because he needed more money. Our relatives found out and started bitching, it caused a lot of drama.

I just hope NEETs like my father are the exception and not the rule. I'd hate it if I had to co exist with people like him on my favorite imageboard as well.

Why am I so greedy? I want money, /jp/. Like trillions, because I want power to control people's wills and be above the law.

I know that such villainous ambition is unbecoming for a good little girl to have, but I just can't seem to stop it.

>tfw you get your first Japanese schoolgirl outfit

I'm a truNEET now.

I've been thinking of writing articles and how-to shit and selling them on the Kindle\Nook\Play. Even if it only sells a $100 copies at 2$ with 70% royalties, that's 140$, and I can make crap like that pretty quickly.

But I'm afraid to write under my own name, and I can't tell if those companies will let you use pseudonyms.

>>9597506
Where should I buy one?

>>9597506
What colors is it?

>>9597514
I was thinking about writing an ebook about my masturbation habits. Think anyone would buy it for like 50 cents?

I need cash. Do you think people would buy unpainted but preassembled Warhammer figures? I have a huge set that I never play with since I don't leave the house anymore.

>>9597544
Internet.

>>9597554
Black and white. It's more like a British style one rather than Japanese. The sort you would expect to see in Hong Kong.

So now he's deleted the anti-bullying thread. This makes me sad.

So fellow NEET fags. Are you guys able to buy figmas and similar stuff? Do you take money from your money/the government?

>>9597514
Please do not use ebook platforms that attack the users freedoms. Not only will they hurt your readers, they will betray you.

>>9597597
I use my government money, I have to skip eating for a few days though. The benefits crackdown in the UK is worrying me a bit though, I'm shitting bricks. Not sure how long I can remain a NEET.

>>9597616
Oh okay. I'm not technically a NEET (have a few odd jobs), but I'm saving up for a trip to MCM Expo ahahah, conventions ;_; so I don't know if I'll be able to buy any kind of merch.

>>9597650
Have fun then, if you do have some cash make sure not to buy any knock-off things. I'd like to go to one but the idea of all the crowds scare me so it'll probably never happen.

>>9597568
Someone will probably bite if you offer them cheap enough. At least you didn't paint them, it'd be pointless to even think about it then.

Go to your local gamestore or whatever and put out the word.

>>9597567
I would.

Make in interesting and others might too.

>>9597567
I'd buy it.

Now it's thundering.

>>9597683
Thanks. How do you even know if somethings a knock off or not? I know it's pretty common at conventions but I'm just too pleb to notice that stuff.

>>9597708
It was thundering an hour or so ago where I live.

I like rain and thunder.

>>9597711
Quality of merchandise

>>9597616
/pol/ would hate you, they always talk about how dolescum and Labourfags are killing the country. I for one hope you get kicked out on the street.

>>9597711
It's usually pretty obvious. Just make sure to get a close look at the figure, the face might be wrong or the colours slightly off(too shiny or the wrong shade). Places like MFC have pictures of bootlegs for reference. The price is also a giveaway. Just make sure to get a good look at the stuff before you buy it.

>>9597487
Use that dream to motivate you to make money, and then take it easy. Work less hours after.

>>9597746
Thank you, I'll be on the look out.

>>9597744
I'm not some sort of fraud, I assure you. I have aspergers, severe anxiety and take medication for depression. I pretty much had to drop out of secondary school because I couldn't handle it. I vote for the Conservatives anyway, so I'm not a Labourfag. I'd love a job, but I just can't handle basic life. At least I'm not some whore popping out babies by multiple fathers then claiming benefits and living in a 5 bedroom council house.

Get a job, you can become the very first working NEET.

>>9597761
>I vote for new new Labour
>I'm not a Labourfag

0/10.

>>9597781
So shall I vote for the liberal democrats then? They're hardly even in the running. Maybe UKIP? It's not like the vote makes a difference anyway,

>>9597779
that is a contradiction.

>>9597788
UKIP would be preferable, yes.

The Tories have been shit since Cameron.

>>9597809
My very good friend Mr. Chip DeFord says it can work.

>>9597809

Shut up, dork.

>>9597718
I love it too, it also relaxes me. There's nothing like the pitter patter of rain hitting a roof.

>>9592070
I'll give you an invite If you have decent internet. Post a throwaway email, and then we can talk with jabber+otr.

>>9597838
I'm sorry.
I will try not to disappoint you in the future...

>>9597567
Good idea, keep in mind stuff like that you can sell as true stories but spice up with fiction, so people will buy it.

>>9597788
>It's not like the vote makes a difference anyway,
This kind of thought is the reason of everything that is wrong with the world today.

>Voting

I understand that when everyone has the "My vote one doesn't matter" ideology it can cause problems, but seriously seriously your one vote is a waste of your time.

>>9597936
Do you really think it's always just one person thinking like that? And it's not just with voting.

>>9591794
How much would it roughly cost yearly to raise a Reimu?

I tried many times to go out into the real world and work. I've had more jobs in the last 5 years then my parents have had in their lifetime. Its fucking impossible for me to last longer then a few months without breaking down physically and mentally. I'm uneducated and no skills, negative bank account. I don't even think I can get autism bucks in Canada

>>9597975
How exactly do you break down physically and mentally?

>>9598001

Main trade was cooking, 8-12+ hour days minimal for crappy pay. Eat like shit because couldn't stomach anything, most of the time I'd eat easy or take out. Alcohol is the only way I can managed to sleep even now. I was pretty much exhausted at all times as the only days I would get off would be spent just trying to recover from the week.

Add not being able to ever relate to coworkers or talk to them past work shit makes everyone passive aggressive and generally dislike you at the end of the day since they'd rather work with anyone else.

I worded it bad in my original post but I'm kind of retarded.

>Add not being able to ever relate to coworkers or talk to them past work shit makes everyone passive aggressive and generally dislike you at the end of the day since they'd rather work with anyone else.

I can relate to this, shit sucked

>>9593200
implying you did not get the source code of page and edit it and re-open

sell adhd pills at raves.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPaMdxC6CQI

>>9598035
Please refrain from referring to markup languages as "code", as this is not the proper moniker for them.

>>9598044
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Code

please refrain from being a dick

>>9598018
Considered going to uni or a vocational college? Canada's tuition is still relatively affordable and if you're a poorfag there are literally shitloads of bursaries.

To those going to bot Runescapes accounts MAKE SURE you go to the task list in game and turn off the tutorial, you'll save yourself a couple hours.

This is slightly unrelated, but I just masturbated for 2 hours straight. Feels good being NEET.

>>9598145
What was it to?

>>9598018
Well, it's the shitty jobs that temper you for all the bullshit/stupidity at the workplace and help develop your so-called soft skills. I used to drive a forklift and by far operator error (retardation) was the biggest cause of accidents. We had 2 people fired for trying stupid stunts like the one here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rsspjpgh7k&feature=related
(start at 1:30)
... Except they didn't succeed as the guy flew off and got knocked unconscious.

>>9598230
A gauntlet of futa/trap doujins.

>>9598082

Multiple times and failed ;_;

Why are you ``NEETs'' obsessed with sex and masturbation?

>>9599085
most of these "NEETs" are psychologically repressed/bullied and sexually deprived people. Potential maniacs, sexual predators, rapists, pedophiles, scum of the Earth, human waste etc. are all fitting descriptions for them.

>>9599085
because this *grabs dick*. suck my cock, dude.

>>9599085

Everyone on Earth is obsessed with sex except for nuns, monks and tryhards.

>>9599124
Do you want to have sex?

>>9599124
There are many, many things in life that are higher in priority on my list of things to do in life than sex.

>>9598248
>Well, it's the shitty jobs that temper you for all the bullshit/stupidity at the workplace and help develop your so-called soft skills.
What the hell? You write like a lazy extrovert who never actually had anything wrong with him. Yes, I have experience of menial labor, military service and university education. If you're just barely able to tolerate the social indulgences of a low-skill job, you will absolutely not succeed among healthy, ambitious, resourceful and intelligent people who have no burden of bad personal history. Yes, I'm frustrated.

>>9599145
Good for you. However, that doesn't stop you from always thinking about dicks in pussies subconsciously.

>>9599163
To cut this discussion short, I'll just ask you how much you know about psychology.

>>9599163
Subconsciously thinking? I'm having trouble imagining what that means. Wouldn't that be like breathing and blinking? As in, the things that don't normally affect your stream of thought?

>>9599200
Not that guy, but I think it's best to refer to things like breathing and blinking as “unconscious” (even if it usually means something different) and reserve the term “subconscious” for thinking only.

>>9599145
I was like that when I was an edgy teenager too.

>>9599266
Is he saying people normally go around with dicks on their mind all the time, all day, no matter what?

>>9599270
I'm 24, in university and still like that. I wonder when I'll grow up?

>>9599270
I think you should have kept your teenage edginess then and just refine it, because having things that are more important to you than sex is a good thing in my opinion. What made you change?

>>9599288
eh, there's only one place this conversation is going to go, so let's just skip to the end and agree to not really bother.

>>9599270
You don't think there are things more rewarding and/or interesting to do than sex?

>>9599288
>kept your teenage edginess then and just refine it

This. People can do some amazing things when they devote a part of their life towards something.

>>9599300
I want to bother. Stop ignoring us.

>>9599124
>>9599270
I'm probably old enough to be your father and I think you are full of shit.

>>9599270
Isn't that backwards? I can barely get aroused now, and I'm only in my late twenties.

A nice game of Scrabble > sex.

>>9599327
I'm not ignoring you, I'm just sick of having this argument over and over again
It never even concludes to anything.

>>9599135
Hi autism lady

>>9599364
I can more or less control my arousal and excitement except when it comes to lolis.

>>9595764
Not to mention that instead of taking a screenshot of his screen and covering up the details in PS, which he has in his bottom panel, he took a fucking picture of his screen and covered it up with something.

>>9592252
>> I ate off <10$/week
How?

>>9597353
Are you German?

>>9597353
I know that feel, bro. Anyway, don't wait on him to die, it won't be happening any time soon unless he is actively destroying himself. And if he is, and he does die, you'll have to pay for funeral and stuff. And after that you'll have an even more destroyed apartment that you can't fix.

Just let it go and move away. If I were you, I'd beg your sister to let you stay for a while with her. Also, find a therapist (when you can), I have a feeling you'll need it.

>>9597353
>judging people
>/jp/

>>9599609
who are you quoting?

>>9599148
u sound mad.
That's alright.

I'm fucking mad at >>9598248 , too

>>9599639
>>>/a/
>>>/b/
>>>/v/

>>9599639
Please don't bully with your curse words.

>>9599609
Who are you quoting?

>>9591841
you only get like 20 bucks for plasma

>>9595610
>>9595610
Do you know how to take a screenshot on a Mac?
I think it's cmd + shift + 3 but it's been a long time since I've used one.

>>9592252
Hell yeah dude. Once in a while it's nice to treat yourself if you can, but I have no problem eating the same cheap ass shit everyday. It's kind of comforting in a way.

>>9599272
It's a gross oversimplification of Freud's psychoanalysis theory.

>>9595610
>http://

I wish he was my neighbor, at least.

Get a job you pathetic pieces of shit.
How can you come here and claim to live up to the otaku culture if you can't even afford tickets to visit the motherland?

>>9599719
a) the economy is real bad, so I can't get a job
b) nobody here cares about japan.

>>9599697
It's around $40 a pop here, so his figure would be about right if do it twice a week. Which would be more than enough on top of autism bucks to live well. Though I'm not sure if it's even possible for someone to sustain that for any reasonable period of time.

>>9597353
Whoa, your father is living THE LIFE. You are just jealous you don't have a dead wife's testament to mooch money of.

Alternatively, he is obviously depressed as hell and you are just shunning him at every chance you get submerging him more and more into a spiral of self-loathing, pathological lying and poltroonery, you cruel fuck.

>>9599701
i think it's alt+meta+sug my cog

>>9599744
>Alternatively, he is obviously depressed as hell and you are just shunning him at every chance you get
This. He seems like a textbook example of moderate to severe clinical depression.

Have any of you tried this? I saved this ages ago from another board, just wondering if it does work.

>>9599830
Pretty sure that project failed. I think a couple /jp/ers also tried that.

True NEET

>>9599848
I like how his first name is Job, too.

>>9599726
I'm actually saving up for a trip to Japan

>>9599870

Doesn't it cost like $6000 for a week?

>>9599874
who said anything about staying in hotels

>>9599874
For a plane ticket, yeah.

>>9599877
You gonna be homeless in Japan?

>>9599881
not >>9599870-kun

but yes

>>9599881
Could I become a host in Japan? I bet I could be extra special being a gaijin, or do that paid dating stuff.

Or I could one of those male prostitutes, in North America you'd only get homolords, If women want to pay me for sex I'm not above that.

£150

Stay poor nerds.

>>9599889
Are you black?

Is just renting storage lockers to keep your porn in a viable strategy to being in Japan?

What I'm actually asking is,
In america, I know you can be as blatantly homeless as you want to be and no one will actually care about it at all, but I'd assume gaijin fear would mean you would need to hide it pretty well while on vacation to avoid getting hassled by the police and you can't very well keep your passport locked up safely, if that were to happen.

>>9599916
No, but I have some "special qualities"

Penis wise. I'm intact too.

>>9599917
Internet cafe

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Net_cafe_refugee

A rather Japanese thing.

>>9599830
I remember that, rip in peace blogspot project, it was really hard for /jp/sies to increase their incoming because you had to befriend a lot of other bloggers in order to make it work.

>>9599937
I don't understand.
But they won't buy you unless your black.

>>9599950
I already know about that. I also hear it's getting harder to do, due to them setting up regulations about such things. What I'm talking about is having no shelter expenses at all.

You know, for the people who can afford the plane ticket, porn, and the usual lavish diet of white rice and salt, and nothing else.

Does anyone knows where I can earn furjewgolds? Someone commented you could get money drawing furry art.
I'm not into that but I'm too poor right now.

>>9600027
What would you like to earn?

>>9600027
Get on FA and publish some examples, say you are taking commissions. I'm not sure what type of work you do so I don't know what prices you'd be able to get.

>have japanese girlfriend
>doesn't speak much english
>says things during sex exactly like my japanese doujin

You jelly?

>>9600117
Miku is so kawaii~

>>9600117
Are you lost?

>>9600117
who are you quoting?

>>9600041
I had to look for FA in google. I really didn't know anything about the community, I thought they would eat anything like Mac users, but there are so much good art there. I don't think I could draw fur like that.
Welp, back to google ads for me

>>9595610
>/b/
>dat disgusting nail
>photografing the screen
>http://

>>9601808
>>>/a/
>>>/b/
>>>/v/

The plan is to save up $10,000 and live off that for a while.

Living with my parents where I don't pay rent (only car insurance), is this feasible? I have $2,100 saved up, I make $600 per paycheck. I only spend on occasional stockings or pantsu for fun.

>>9598131
It took me awhile to notice that.

I'm currently running a script that's making 100k per hour on one account, which I created in 2006, maybe 7. So I did a bit of math and I realized that I could make $12 per day if I had 9 more accounts running but when I used the new account I couldn't stack more than 300 items in the bank, I couldn't trade the money over to my main account no matter what I tried, be it going into the wilderness or just allowing the character to die.

So now I'm stuck running one bot that only makes me $1.10 per day.

Can a professional help me? I'd like to be able to make $1 per hour. At this point the cost of electricity and internet is making this unprofitable.

>>9603304
I'd also like to add that I showered for the first time in 7 days today and have adopted a new routine, attempting to stand for 30 minutes a day so I don't die from heart disease.

>>9603174
I think saving up more than that and buying property with it is a better idea. Unless you plan to keep living with your parents (which is fair enough) and repeat the work-NEET-work-NEET cycle several times (which sounds like a real bother).

I'm at about 12,000€ right now, and I don't want to work ever again once I've quit, so I'm just going to keep going. Until 50k maybe? I don't know yet.

私がそんなにNEETで、アニメのために外国語を一人で年月勉強した。生活に
は一体どうしたんだ？まあ良いか、楽しかった。

>>9603304
When do you get trial membership? partway through the tutorial?

>stack more than 300 items
Trial members can only stack 300 of certain items, pure essence for example.

When you become good at botting it's worth having them be members.

Also you should have a high level account you actually play where you can earn phat cash, like through staking or pking.

New thread where?