/jp/ - Otaku Culture

THIS TASTE

the final countdown is playing in your headmanually

Is this Japanese politics?

DID SOMEBODY SAY JAPANESE POLITICS?!

ARE LARGE HARDONS GOING TO START COLLIDING?

FUCK
YES!

>>957775
>ワルテルちゃん
>POLITICS?!

Oh dear god in heaven, SAGE SAGE SAGE

I've been riding my bike against traffic in preparation. FUCK YES I AM READY!!!

DANMAKU START!

>>957787
Not to have been hating my name for at least a month now ensures you are a newfag.

http://www.lhcountdown.com/

Link to countdown.

Fail.
Read the News, it's gonna be initiated past August.

>>957800
Did you just say "newfag"?! What are you, 13 years old?!!

SAGE

>>957804
All was answered yesterday. Be on more.

>>957806
Lrn2grammar.

>>957806
Just die already

>>957814
Your the one who should learn to grammar.

>>957802
You're right.

>>957822
Did you fucking met me before, IDIOT?! I don't think so.

>>957825
I never meet you before, but that doesn't change anything.

>>957827
>>Your
No, what doesn't ''change'' is your grammar.

So is this still happening?

>>957838
Yes, just much later.

1 day 16 hours and 55 minutes to go guys

>>957952
7th of July? That happened five minutes ago.

>>957958
July 9th 2AM PST i think or it's 8th

Hardons or hadrons, regardless of the outcome nothing significant will happen.

>>958018
Did you see the Contact?
One guy will go to Gensokyo, but when he go back nobody gonna belive him.

>>957827
>>957822
SIGH~~~

Hillary-ous, guys.

GODDAMNIT ALICE

Hey, it's the faggot who made an ED article about himself.

WHAT THE SHIT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT GUIS?

>>959122
Hey, it's the faggot that has no friends and no life, which would be the reason why he is on 4chan's /jp/ 24-7 and actually pays attention to an insignificant namefag and his supposed internet activity, and makes assumptions that I made a self-badgering article about myself even though the entire house, including my roommates, use this computer and it could be a range of six people who actually made that article using my IP address.

THIS WEEK'S SCORES
Troll: 32
Anon: 0
Troll:

>>959140
Haha, oh wow. That's butthurt if I ever saw it.

>>959140
Do you feel cool when you put that much thought into a 4chan post?

I don't think you understand how it works.
The particles will begin charging at activation. The actual collision won't happen for months.

>>959140


tl;dr


BAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>959134
THE LHC and the end of THE WORLD.

>>959144
I feel like performing self-vasectomy and destroying my computer every post I make here.

PLEASE ban me... I need to get back to life.

>>959155
I'll help you out, by reporting your post.

>>959120
>ALICE
OH SHIT WE'RE ALL GOING TO GENSOKYO!

>>959120
Wait, what?

>>959120
>Atlas
First stop is Caduceus?

>>959160
I am like a rabid dog.

It's in pain. Just shoot it.

>>959146
Didn't they do that back then in May?

1) http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/badastronomy/2008/03/29/no-the-lhc-wont-destroy-the-earth/

2) http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/06/24/lhc_safe/

>>959181
OH SHIT.

WE GONNA DIE!

Awww, and I wanted Apophis 99427 to do the honors...

>>959185
It won't destroy us, it'll just send us to Caduceus and Gensokyo.

im a penis

So this shit is about the hardon cannon or whatever. If I'm going to get sucked into a black hole, I'm going to do it a happy man. At least I'll get crushed with thousands of hot chicks with big breasts.

>>959205
Here's an artist's rendering of the LHC in action.

Note that AERIS DIES LONG BEFORE THIS.

>>959218
SO RANDOM XD

>>959221
Troll: 32
Anon: 1

>>959225
You haven't really made anyone rage. We just think you're a fucking retard. So I don't know where you're getting this "32" thing from.

Actual depiction of the LHC in action

>>959245
You ARE the Gaiafags.

>>959231
Okeeei.

What's worse, Gaiafags or me?

>>959231
yeah exactly... i mean enjoy your 15 minutes of fame you think youre getting namefag guy but really youre like that special ed kid in high school who hi fives everyone and thinks theyre super popular

>>959248
THiS

>>959248
>>959256
Is there not a being of lower status than I?

I know you all hate me. I know I am not popular, and nobody should give a shit about this namefag, but you do.

And thus I win.

>>959263
no... stop

>>959263
...no we don't. You give yourself too much credit.

>>959263
To be honest, I have no idea who the fuck you are, and this is the first post I've made in this thread.

Who the fuck are you? You sound like you just get high off of being a dick.

>>959275
Maybe the ED article that he wrote about himself will help you. http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Waruteru_chan
Sageing myself for ED

>>959181
No.

>>959275
Waruteru-chan, a nobody of the internets. You will forget about me in five minutes, if even five.

Pro tip: My weak spots are:
1: no replies or recognition
2: insincere praise
3: the back and tail

Uh.. Alice will detect the hard-ons colliding

please stop replying to him hes a retard, hes probaly sitting in his computer chair laughing like hes doing some cool thing

just ignore it and move on from this thread

>>959325
I am simply eating my cookie.

It is my only friend since all of my friends went to Germany.

OP related.

How come everything making light in space is either orange or blue? I want a faggot purple sun, like that ketchup that they made back in 1998.

>>959363
It's the Doppler effect, for light.

>>959363
kinda sucks that fire tends to be blue and orange...

...and why is water blue? why can't it be like... pink?

ARGH, WHY MUST THINGS BE THE WAY THEY ARE INSTEAD OF BEING NOT THE WAY THEY ARE???

>>959403
Oh, thx.

I hear that the actual colour of the sun is White, but chemicals in the atmosphere and our perception make it look yellow-orange.

Space fucks around with us.

>>959363
>purple sun
Enjoy baking under intense UV light for the rest of your unnatural life. Can't increase the purple without increasing the UV.

>>959465
UV isn't violet.

It's ULTRAVIOLET~!

>>959120
"Electrical measurements on conductors developed for Large Hadron Collider (LHC) dipole magnets are reported... ...the samples were placed in the bore of the superconducting magnet MARISA, which allows measurements up to 6.5 T while temperature ranges from 1.8 to 5 K."

http://ieeexplore.ieee.org/xpl/freeabs_all.jsp?arnumber=133547
Stop inserting names into our reality, Yukari.

>>959759
I'd lol so hard if the lead engineer/scientist was a Touhou fan and whose underlying reason for creating the LHC was to find a portal into fictional worlds.

Next, they'll nickname the thing Myon.

>>959759
>portal
>fictional words
SIGN ME UP GODDAMN

>>959528
es, but to get a "purple" sun, you have to shift the spectrum away from the lesser energy red end of the spectrum, towards the blue end. This WILL increase the UV output of the star

Although I don't believe a deep purple is physically possible, blue is.
google Type O star.

>>959759

that's not my fault , Marisa.

I always get stuck in that detector everytime they warm it up

puny humans

>>959441
There's no such thing as a perfectly white star.

>>959779
Geez, some people are already infected and are now saying Myons instead of Muons. Seriously, google Myon and LHC.

The Compact Myon Solenoid Experiment (CMS), which is designed to find the Higgs particle as the last missing piece of the standard model.

>which is designed to find the ZUN particle as the last >missing piece of the standard model.

fixd

>>959835
Oh fuck.
Next thing you know, they'll have YUKKURI somewhere.

>>959120
ALICE = A Large Ion Collider Experiment

So really, the people naming these things like turning phrases into words.

>>959852
And ATLAS is...?

"One of the magnets in the Alice cavern"
Oh, I'd stick my magnet into the Alice cavern, if you know what I mean

or

I hope that's the MARISA supermagnet inside Alice.

Now I can have my own yukkuri to beat up!

"Alice weighs 12,500 tonnes."

It's okay, Alice ;_;

>>959858
ATLAS = A Toroidal LHC ApparatuS

>>959887
Only Dr. Niguel could understand the true meaning of the Large Hardon Collider.

Holy fuck, is the magnet really named Marisa? Im shitting bricks. I really think that this thing is going to warp us to gensokyo.

>>961844
if that marisa magnet pulls any sly moves on alice then one angry ass forklift named reimu is gonna make some hadron collisions of her own

>>959122
>Hey, it's the faggot who made an ED article about himself.
Dear God, that's a shit article, it reads like someone masturbated all over the screen while writing that.

Fucking deleted.