/jp/ - Otaku Culture

GIVE UP

>>9582747

Fuck you janitor.
Stop trying to propagate your anti flat chest stance you faggot. You missed that big tits horsefucker on page1. Fuck you.

Delete im@s thread, leave anime screenshot with "Why aren't you in bed yet?"

>>9582754

Please don't bully the janitor.

>>9582754
I don't think the janitor is even here. The op of last thread deleted it himself.

>>9582761
Joke on you.
I was the OP and I didnt press the del button. Janitor is trying to force his BIG TITS only anime thread.

>>9582764
In that case, what a shitty janitor.

>>9582754
Collateral damage is to be expected. Don't complain. Remake the thread with a clearly stated subject. And, again, don't complain. Complaining is shitting up the board just as much as spam.

>>9582761
Nah, shitposts are being deleted right now. I was going to complain on /q/ (you know, >>9582754, the board that's actually created for meta crap) with a selection of quotes, and as I was making the post they started disappearing.

>>9582770
Haha, stop trying to damage control.
I dont give a shit.

>>9582764
What are you guys on? Do you have any idea how many reports /jp/ can get in one night when janitors don't pay attention to it?

>>9582776
If you can't explain what is wrong, it's bound to keep on happening.

Oh, I'm glad there's another one. The other thread had 404d before I got back.

>>9582770
>>9582776
You guys are blind if you cant see the bias moderation.
He picked taritari, codegayass, blogging shit over Im@s. Those stuff arent stuck in page10, they are on the next page.

I think I'll go check pixiv for new iM@S fanart.

>>9582794
How about you link the thread that should have not be deleted?

If it had some idiotic OP, someone who is not into im@s couldn't tell it was an im@s thread.

>>9582819
Fuck off XntC7dx2.
Go back to >>>/q/. Your kind is not welcome here.

>>9582826
Enjoy having your threads accidentally deleted and sperging about some imaginary janitor who hates your threads, then.

>>9582830
If you dont enjoy posting on /jp/ then go away.
Stay being autistic trying to get threads you dont like deleted.
And it wasnt accidentally deleted, it is because the janitor doesnt check and just delete whatever some fa/q/got linked.

>>9582826
XntC7dx2 here.
First of all I'm flattered that you're taking the time to read my posts in >>>/q/87812

Secondly. I didn't make the post you linked. You're free to believe what you wish, though. As at the end of the day it matters to no one.

It's entirely up to you if you want to carry on with this farce. Pretend to be upset about your threads being deleted if you really want to. It only serves to increase the image that /jp/ is truely just a den of shitposters.

This always makes me sad.

>>9582841
Why? She can do that better than singing.

>>9582849
Chihaya has a lovely voice.

>>9582838
Are you talking about this thread?
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S9582561

He probably deleted because he thought it had something to do with another website.

Also, most janitors only look through the report queue, they don't really bother with /q/.

>>9582854
Although her stats is the best in the game, she has terrible growth rate. Not to mention how she only score 60 by the machine. She is overrated imo.
Aoi tori is a bad song. She should have just quit.

I want to cuddle with her on a snowy day.

>>9582921
That's pretty gay, dude.

>>9582941
Care to explain?

>>9582941
No it's not.

She would be really warm, and her hair would smell nice.

>>9582957
You dont huddle with a board. It is like hugging a boy.

So are there any good Chihaya rape doujins?

>>9582977
Bump.
Need an answer.

I want to play a game, but I don't know what.

>>9582999
Epic trips, Clammy.

The best.

I would fuck her

Discuss Chihaya and all Chihaya related activities.

>>9584590
I want to play video games with her. She would be awful at them, so it would be cute.

>>9584606
I think she'd be much better than you expect. She's naturally talented.

>>9584611
That would be pleasantly surprising.

>>9584614
She'd kick your ass. In game too. Don't underestimate Chihaya.

>>9584622
What if I want her to kick my ass?

>>9584626
She'd hate you for letting her win.

>>9584630
What if I beat her?

>>9584638
She'll call the police and report you for domestic abuse.

>>9584638
She'd cry and wallow in despair about being weak, useless and powerless. She might murder you later that night.

>>9584653
So what would she do if I didn't beat her, and if I didn't let her win, and just avoided it entirely?

>>9584661
She'd hate you for ignoring her and blame it on herself and then blame herself and spiral down into a wheel of self hatred.

>>9584676
What If I just love her tenderly?

Why doesn't she exist?? ;_;

>>9584676
What if I sat her on my lap and held her from behind while kissing at her neck?

>>9584686
She doesn't exist because you keep misusing the spoiler function.

>>9584699
Can I transfer your inquiries to Haruka-san?

>>9584710
I suppose.

>>9584686

>>9584721
Can I help you?

>>9584723
Ha!

>>9584728
What do I have to do to win Chihaya's heart?

>>9584732
By posting Haruka and discussing all Haruka related activities, of course.

>>9584753
You better not be pullin' my leg here.

Is this a Haruka thread now?
Good, I hate that other ``idol''

>>9584763
Most certainly not! Haruka owns Chihaya after all. Haruka owns Chihaya's body and soul.

>>>>9584767
see that ``shit''? Stop it

Is Yayoi American?

>>9584773
So would Haruka give me Chihaya?

>>9584793
That depends on you and how much Haruka you post.

>>9584801
I see.

>>9584810
Until then, please keep dreaming.

>>9584776
But I like that meme!

Who Takane here?

>>9584781
>yayoi

>>9584922
You don't like Yayoi?

Idol butts and anuses.

>>9584940
They're the best.

>>9584940
Butts.

>>9584922
Why?

Why isn't she wearing panties?

>>9584965
Gotta let her stuff breathe.

>>9584954
and anuses

Idols are too fat.

>>9584977
Fat in the right places.

>>9584995
That's very lewd.

I bet her butt smells good in this

>>9585003
But so good.

>>9585010
She looks too skinny in that picture. Like, unhealthy skinny.

>>9585017
I dont think it is so bad. I think her form is just exaggerated due to her pose.

>>9585031
I can't say I like it. I know Chihaya is supposed to be pretty skinny, but that is just a bit too far. Visible ribs is kind of gross.

>>9585040
Yeah I am no fan of starving girls either but something about that picture just seems so nice.

Makes me want to lick her bellybutton.

>>9585074
You could lick everything else too.

Is there a tag on pixiv for Idol butts and anuses? My Idol butts and anuses folder is surprisingly scarce.

>>9585099
アイドルマスター 尻 is probably as good as you're gonna get.

>>9585099
Try おしり アイマス

>>9585099
尻 will be better than おしり

>>9585112
>>9585115
>>9585120
Ah, thanks guys. These will sate my thirst for idol butts and anuses.

>>9585146

尻神様 is another great option.

>>9585173
>>9585155
Fantastic

captcha: Cockerell osquad

Why does Haruka always fall and trip?

>>9585182
She's really clumsy.

>>9585182
She its subtly trying to tell them that she wants it all in her butt.

>>9585182
It's cute.
Japan loves cute.
I love cute too.

Cute cute cute! I wish every were cute~

>>9585251
You call that eating?

>>9585264
That's not as erotic.

>>9585268
Girls with a large apatite are rpetty sexy.

>>9585275
I'll feed them something!

>>9585272
I agree. I want to feed the idols.

>>9585277
Lewd!

>>9585281
My cooking isn't lewd.

>>9585286
It could be. You could cum in the food or something.

>>9585292
Cum Cookies has a nice ring to it.

>>9585299
Would you eat a cum cookie?

>>9585304
If it was my own cum, probably. I doubt you could even taste it.

Takane > Miki > Hibiki > Haruka

>>9585309
Apparently people actually cook things with their cum. I don't really understand why though. I mean, if it somehow made things taste better I could understand, but somehow I REALLY doubt that's the case.

>>9585319
I actually kind of want to try it now. Something simple like omelette but mixed with some of my semen.

>>9585326
I would be interested to try it, but not if I made it. Using my own cum would be a bit lame.

>>9585326
Do all the idols shave and epilate regularly?

>>9585338
forgot to remove quote

>>9585331
I'd rather not eat anyone's cum but mine. If you'd rather eat someone else's cumfood, I'm sure there are some people in your area willing to donate some semen or maybe even cook it for you.

>>9585338
Their legs look nicely shaven and their eyebrows look neat.

Are you trying to make this the most gross iM@S thread ever?

Let me help you with that.

test

>>9585352
I meant their pubic regions you dunce.

>>9585352
I wouldn't want to eat just anyone's cum food though! It would have to be the cum food of someone I love!

>>9585370
You mentioned epilate so I assumed you meant the non private regions.

>>9585371
I didn't know you swinged that way Clammy. You can try to look up some local guys on craigslist to date.

>>9585382
I'm not attracted to real men, but I do enjoy futanari and traps. Too bad real life can't be like those doujins and h-manga.

>>9585393
Futanari is pretty hot, I agree, I don't really like traps though. I don't think I'd like to see it in real life though.

>>9585403
The problem with it in real life is that any sort of "futa/trap" is always ugly as hell and it just doesn't work. Oh well, Japan will continue to make delicious futa stuff so I guess it's okay.

>>9585418
>real life is that any sort of "futa/trap" is always ugly as hell and it just doesn't work
Do you like being wrong?

>>9585488
I'm not seeing any problems with my statement.

>>9585492
Well for one futa aren't real. Futa have both a pussy and a dick.

>>9585550
I prefer futa with balls. I believe there's some other name for that, but I can't remember. Is there? Pretty sure there is anyways.

Do I get my own Chihaya yet?

>>9585626
Oh, are you done?

>>9585639
No, I'll keep posting until I go to bed, which will probably be in an hour or two maybe.

>>9585642
Good to know. Chi-chan would be downright insulted if you stopped now.

>>9585653
So what happens when I go to bed?

Chihaya might be a good singer and have what it takes to sing in a professional way, but she isn't cut out for the big time. She's too picky, inflexible, and sometimes even outright hostile to other people. She might hit it off for a while, but she just doesn't have what it takes to keep going. Having to interact with so many other people, many of whom would be critical of her work no matter how much she trains or practices would start to wear on her psyche. She doesn't have the social skills needed to keep up with the business no matter how much she gets promoted around to production companies. With her temper and caustic attitude she's bound sooner or later to rub an important person the wrong way or to say the wrong things, and she will soon find herself very much alone in a cold harsh business. She's the typical falling star, she starts off as a shining success, but quickly fades away and dies out. Chihaya might be good at singing, she's probably even the best, but she's sure as hell not cut out for the business.

>>9585651
Wish I could have wiped for her ;_;

>>9585669
Don't touch her you filthy hetero.

>>9585665
> she's bound sooner or later to rub an important person the wrong way
relaying on chance. i condem the whole paragraph false

>>9585665
But then it would be okay since Chihaya and I would go live a quiet, happy life together.

>>9585661
Why ask?
You wouldn't give up now, would you?
Not when you're this close.

>>9585677
She was about to go in an tell the people in a recording studio how they were all idiots because they were running on a tight schedule and didn't have the time or funds to make a seventh recording of her since she felt that she still didn't capture the correct "feelings" of a song and had to move on to their next project.

>>9585687
Just curious.

>Image limit
Well then.

>>9585331
So I opened this post in an alternate browser to check and, YEP, it's a gay faggot tripfag.

Great job, everyone.