/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Yes hello, this is The Dork Store, we want our primary display back.

sweater youmu

The softest.

schoolgirl youmu

>>9584815
forgot pic

sakuya youmu

Sex with Youmu?

swimsuit youmu

Dork thread?

Dork thread.

waitress youmu

Saging shit thread Youmu.

>>9584867

9/10 would bang

anal only

>>9584867


And /jp/ sure has been slow lately, should I blame the sticky?.

Oh well, at least it isn't a Wriggle thread.

I just wanna squeeze Youmu!

who SOFT here?

>>9584897
If the board seems slow relative to last week because shitposters might be being punished more often, then all the better. /jp/ has always been a slow board.

>>9584909
I want to give her a wedgie and then push her into a pile of compost.

>>9584988
I'd like to see you try.

>>9585079
7,000

How many people has Youmu killed?

>>9584809
>the softest
I'm sick and tired of this fucking "soft" shit that Youmu is attributed with all the fucking time on /jp/. All she does is tend to her mistress' garden, and help defend Hakugyokurou against invaders. She's a FUCKING WARRIOR OF THE SWORD and doesn't deserve to be treated like a FUCKING PILLOW.

>>9585136
Well she can either be soft or a dork.

Take your pick.

This reminds me i dreamt about Youmu last night. I don't remember much of the dream, but i do remember that scene very well because it was some hot stuff. She was there trying spy on someone(most likely me) with her ass up, i couldn't help myself and did what any man would do if they see that, yup, surprise buttsecks! of course she tried to fight back but i grabbed her hands before she could reach her swords, she started to enjoy it after a while and for some reason after the event she became my personal bodyguard. I wish i could remember the whole thing...

>>9585140
what the HELL did you do to the best shoes in Gensokyo

>>9585156
I'm mad

Please kill yourself

You got your response you were fishing for.

>>9584827
what's wrong with her forehead jesus christ

youmu's the dorkiest

My favorite Youmu picture.

>>9585316
I'll post mine then

>>9585359
Mine's better. I win.

I don't have a favorite Youmu picture...

雪かき用のシャベルはどこにあったかな、って中に柔らかいものが入ってい
るようだから乱暴に掘り起こすのは危険かもしれない。

>>9585372
>Mine's better. I win.

The art's good, but that Youmu is wearing pants and while the red is nice, it's not "Youmu"

You still win though

bump

>>9587510
>while the red is nice, it's not "Youmu"
You mean the eyes? Youmu's eyes are sometimes red, anonymous.

youmu is a faggot

always kills me once or twice

Hey people,

I friend of mine found this artist and he draw seriously good Youmu and a lot of it.

His name is: sazanami mio

So the booru tag is: sazanami_mio

Obvious but some get it wrong.

Softest 2hu

>>9590918
Toughest 2hu

I wanna bully the shit out of her. How do you think she cries? I bet it is kawaii as hell.

>>9590994
I'd like to make a compromise and say she's the toughest Touhou with the softest skin.
I felt really warm and nice just typing that so it must be true.

>>9590994

She's tough on the inside, but soft on the outside.

I want to hug Youmu, I bet it'd be like hugging the softest pillow in the world while laying on a nice fluffy cloud.

>>9591000
I'll crouch behind her and you can push her over me.

Afterwards we'll jump and high five in the air, kick some dust in her face, and go to the arcade.

>>9591146
Sounds like a pretty cool day. Maybe we can take her money to buy some pizza.

>>9591146
>>9591154
Pick on her and you're answering to me, asshole.

>>9591254
>Pick on her and you're answering to me asshole.

>>9591146
>>9591154
Can I get in on this too? Sounds like fun.

Would you reach out to help her?

>>9591304

I'd just grab her panties and run.

>>9591304
No.
I'm obviously not strong enough to pull her out of that, and I would just get dragged in myself. I would run away to safety.

>>9591304
Yes, although I'd be scared of that rape monster stuffing a tentacle up my ass for doing so.

>>9591304
Yes, absolutely.

>>9591312
>>9591313
Wouldn't you at least try?

>>9591304
Yes. Alternatively I'd grab the sword and start chopping, or I'd get her the sword and run for help.
That last option would probably be the best bet...but I don't know if I'd be able to leave her there like that, even if it was to come back with bigger guns.

>>9591329
Would I try something that is quite clearly beyond me and sure to fail, giving disastrous results? No, I wouldn't.

>>9591340
Worst response I've seen to that picture yet.

>>9591304

I'd just kick her further in.

Why are there so few good Youmu tentacle doujins?

>>9591345
I'm sorry I don't love your shitty 2hu enough to risk my life for her.

>>9591336
How logical. Would you get help, then?

>>9591361
And yet you're willing to risk your life to make hers worse.
Don't try to paint your douchebagery as anything other than what it is.

>>9591363
Probably laugh about it. Maybe linger around to really memorize that tear-stained face and pleading, desperate voice.

>>9591304
Eh, she's half a ghost, I'm sure she'll be fine without my help.

>>9591371
Impostor.

>>9591371
You're horrible.

>>9591304
I'd throw Wriggle at her.

>>9591382
What will really be horrible is when my semen splashes onto her face and runs down with her tears, or when I grab onto her hand just long enough for her to keep in sight.

>>9591380
I dunno, she looks pretty distressed. Youmu can't do very much without her swords.

I'll bet Youmu has huge guts. I want to see her cut open.

>>9591386
> or when I grab onto her hand
The tentacle beast perceives an attempt to steal it's prey. You're dragged in up to your shoulders before you have a chance to be surprised.
What now, asshole?

>>9591400
If it tries to grab me it would have to drop the sword. I could just hack away at its tentacles, and now I have leverage in case she gets out.

>>9591392
Many have felt that want in the past.
Most of them are dead now. Care to join your peers?

>>9591400
I always wanted to be a sock puppet

>>9591404
It's got more tentacles then the ones on sword duty, duh.
Don't you know anything about tentacle monsters? They've got as many limbs as they need.

>>9591418
But not as many gullets. It is already trying to digest her, all it could do is try to throw me on top of her. Now that I am armed all this really does is make me push her down further while I get out - admittedly this deprives me of my fun, but as I know have a magic sword, I will take it. Besides, I do not have to use my hand. I could use a stick or something.

>>9591421
She is just so deliciously abusable.

What's with people spitting on Youmu in the time of need?

>>9591418
But everyone knows that they can't sense males. I'm sure that guy will be fine.

>>9591421
She's very abondonable.

>>9591421

I just enjoy seeing her suffer.

>>9591421
She looks like she would look cute in despair.

>>9591426
You really don't know anything about tentacle monsters.
It's got as many ANYTHINGS as it needs. That includes gullets. Alternatively, it could just hold your still until it finishes eating Youmu.

>>9591422
Sometimes, but they CAN sense stuff trying to steal their food/mates.

>>9591421
Because some people are assholes, and all assholes are loud.

>>9591340
>>9591371
>>9591386
More.
Write something, if you could.

>>9591426
>digest
About that.

>>9591454
So you want it to eat Youmu? You want it to slowly digest her? For her to sit there, pained and in agony, freedom mere inches away, her throat sore from crying and eyes red and raw, face overrun with tears and semen, feet grinding into her face, as she is slowly picked apart bit by little bit? For her to know only misery, despair, regret? Her entire life to devolve into pain, as she watches her one and only chance of escaping teeter and totter above her? For the barest of repreives which serve only to ensure every unbearable throp and twitch a new and unrelenting horror? To die knowing that even if her foul tormentors humored her a single moment and extracted her, where she would surely lose all semblence of waking life, she would awaken only to pity and disgust, scarred evermore and unable to replace the one thing that make her stand out? That even if she lived she would be better off dead, harsh, wounded,s carred, damaged, and without her infamous weapons, unwanted by her dearest friends, her believed boss, the only solace she could possibly have left in the abuses and foul ministrations of her enemies, and perhaps her deprived and broken imagination? You enjoy her suffering this much? But no, I would be fine, I assure you.

>>9591489
I never said anything like that. And you're assuming quite a lot.

What does Youmu say when she's sad?

Boo-Hooman!

>>9591501
I do not know about these assumptions, but I do know that her tears make me very happy, and very hard.

>>9591489
More.
More tentacles, less death.

>>9591489
Not the guy you're replying to. But I'd like to see this.

>>9591511
Yes you do. I'm talking about the thing killing her and...pretty much everything in the second half of that.
Look at >>9591486. It's spitting her back out.

>>9591513
>>9591514
I have said it before, but I am convinced that Myon molests her at night.

>>9591514
I wouldn't. Tentacles are good, but agonizing deaths are not.

Youmu is accustomed to being eaten http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObpEO4objqw

She probably just plops out the other end alive and covered in mucus

>>9591486
So does it never eat her further than the waist and just rapes her from that position?
Why'd it let her keep her skirt?

>>9591523
Sorry, I never really try to write anything. If I was a writer, I would do something for you.

>>9591534
Being a monster doesn't mean you can't have preferences. Such things are a matter of taste

>>9591523
The thought of seeing a cute character being digested just appeals to me. It's more of a point of interest or amusement than something that turns me on.

I want to see her skin melt away, while still holding a pained and helpless expression. The death is long and drawn out and she experiences every part of the pain to the point where her mind breaks and no longer understands the situation she's in.
She has to be twitching/ spasming out at the end, before her life fades. That's what makes it count.

>>9591535
Don't try. Do.
Keep describing Youmu's ordeal. You've done good so far.

>>9591544
You disgust me. Like, really, REALLY disgust me.
You also killed my boner, you dick.

>>9591552
Glad I could be of service.

>>9591559
Kiss my ass.

>>9591565
Ladies first.

>>9591363
After getting to safety, I would warn whoever is in charge/can help and hope they can rescue her, then stay out of it. I'm not getting involved. I'm just an average guy, I have no business messing with gigantic monsters like that.

>>9591580
Said person who can help asks you to lead her to Youmu.
Think you're up for it?

>>9591591
It would be too late by that time.
Face it, it's hopeless. At that point it's just a cleanup job getting rid of the monster.

read from here
>>9591548
to here
>>9591304

Of all the characters you could have possibly used to target with this kind of twisted fantasy, it was Youmu?

Tearing Youmu away from her plants and pretty simple, safe, life is one of the worst things you can do to her.

>>9591596
>one of the worst things you can do to her.

Maybe it would be.
However, some people like myself would find that highly entertaining to watch.

How does death work for half ghosts anyway?

>>9591595
How would you know that? MANY tentacle monsters consume women to rape them, not kill them. Find and kill the thing and you're likely to find a very scared but very alive Youmu inside it.

>>9591548
I don't know what you want me to describe, really. Her watching the sky from the difficult position she landed in, unable to tell if the sun was drifting for minutes or hours. Or maybe the feeble attempts her inability to just die already. The fleeting joy, eclipsed by nothingness, when something shifts or pushes and she crawls forward into the open air. The unknowable length of time before she becomes slowly aware of drifting, then of being, and breathing, as her senses begin to return. The soft hum of insects in the night air as she drifts in and out, soon replaced by the soft glow of morning sunlight over her skin, now rough and scarred, none of its previous softness or lovely nature present. Maybe the lost faith of her beloved Yuyuko, unable to put trust in her to act a guard, or the slow despair of her missing blade, or the pity she sees in the glances her old friends cast down on her. The transition from day to night becoming unsteady while she sleeps overlong, unable and unwilling to effectively rejoin her previous endeavors. The traitorous joy she burries on those occasions when her tormentors become bolder and lash out at her, or when her twisted mind turns against itself and the other half of her takes its share of this great cosmic joke that affixed itself above her. How she cannot find it inside herself to hate it because nobody else would care for her anymore. The way she cries ever so softly when her tormentors slip away one more night.

>>9591602
It's painful to read

I'm fairly against "soft" Youmu myself, but that's taking it way too far in the opposite direction. If i ever met you and you started talking about those things I would probably ask you to leave.

>>9591591
No. I will tell him/her the way as best I can describe it, but I am not going back. My own safety and survival comes first. I don't want to risk getting caught and killed halfway back there.

If that sounds cowardly, so be it. I'm a coward. But that's why I'm not a soldier or a law enforcement officer, or any job that's dangerous. I'll stick to what I know I can accomplish and what I'm capable of, and selfless heroics is not one of them.

>>9591611
> If i ever met you and you started talking about those things I would probably ask you to leave.

You wont ever meet me. Heck, even if you ever did you wouldn't realise it was me.
I have a dual persona. The one you see here is private. I've done a good job of keeping it under wraps for about 6 years. It's very easy to manage now.

>>9591620
I do not understand what you want from me.

>>9591604
That's not what I meant at all.
No more.

>>9591616
I'm speaking hypothetically, but that's not what I was trying to get at.

Coming into a
>Youmu Thread?
>Youmu thread.

And promoting that when there are probably a few users who love and want to talk about a specific touhou, is really sickening for most of them.

>>9591621
I think he wanted more details of Youmu's plight, not the result of the incident (following the route of her still being alive (?)).

>>9591616
so deep
so dark
so edgy

>>9591628
Fantastic A++ 10/10 kusopost. Would be incredibly angry at again. Thanks.

>>9591627
Oh. I guess I took that in the opposite direction. Hopefully at leaast one of you enjoyed it though; I would hate to have wasted my time.

>>9591626
>And promoting that when there are probably a few users who love and want to talk about a specific touhou, is really sickening for most of them.

That's their problem, not mine. Their feelings don't effect my ability to post here so as far as I am concerned, they don't matter.

>>9591486
I don't wish suffering upon Youmu in any way, why does this give me a boner?

>>9591604
Do more of her still in the mouth. Maybe before the picture happens?

>>9591626

It was a shit thread to begin with.

>>9591640
I'm just asking you to consider the audience.

It's like walking into a jazz lounge lugging a stereo blasting metal or pop.

>>9591643
(>>9591640) here.

That's not for you to decide.

>>9591645
You really should expect it. She is the most abusable Touhou.

>>9591646
I do not think I click well with tentacles, but I can try. I thought it was kinda shitty though.

>>9591645
>I'm just asking you to consider the audience.

I do consider the audience though, the audience on 4chan /jp/. Really, nothing I've posted is abnormal going by this board's standards.

If anyone is offended by something they see here, it's because they need to consider the audience they're dealing with and re-evaluate their position within it.

>>9591643
starting anything with
>X thread?
>X thread.
>XDD

is a bad way to go.

at least try to make a decent discussion starter
http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/9571015/#9571015

>>9591658
I'd say you're unbelievable, but your really just a self-centered, can-do-no-wrong asshole as always.

Too much lewd in this thread. We need to soften the impact with more modest

>>9591682
That outfit looks ridiculous on her.

>>9591682
alternate_costume is great.

>>9591677
>I'd say you're unbelievable, but your really just a self-centered, can-do-no-wrong asshole as always.

To be honest the same can be said of you. You seem to have a habit of imposing the beliefs and feelings of others on someone else when it really has nothing to do with them.

I didn't particular want someone telling me to more 'tasteful' in my approach during this thread, nor was it at all warranted.

If you think you are not in the wrong either, then, again, you are no different from what you seem to be classing me as.
I'll leave it at that, as this is all it really needs. I don't need another reply to this, but it would be helpful if you took some time to think about my post and accept it. No need to de-rail this any further than it already has been.

>>9591646
Of course I do not know what you want me to try. To describe her, perhaps, strolling about in the general calmness and pleasantness of her average day. To think of her gentle footsteps crossing over the dark grass, drifting through the pleasant odors of the grounds near to her gardens. Perhaps her mindless footsteps trailing off into grounds insufficiently explored, an aimless travel. Mayhaps she ventures open something unexpected, of which she had not seen the like before. Then, maybe a thoughtless foot forward, entranced by this strangely colored, slimy, pulsing organic mass in place of dirt of rock. Had she been more aware, perhaps she might not have prodded ahead with her blade still sheathed, and tripped forward on that very slimy substance. Her sword may not have been caught by a tongue and her body not shoved by a tentacle, her panties not stripped from her as she stumbled by another. Had this been any other day, maybe her indignation would not have gotten the best of her and she would not have turned around in such a rush, to trip onto another tentacle and be moved back into the creatures mawing mouth. moved to strike the creature more subtlely, her arm may not have been caught inside of it. That tongue may not have swapped off the blade to carress her face while more lengthy masses slithered up her legs to encircle them and drag her deeper, unable to move. She would struggle, of course, but the creature would remain resilent. But again, I miss the mark, no?

>>9591703
I'm afraid to say that I refuse to read long posts that are formatted in a single block. Use line breaks once in a while. It makes people more motivated to read what you've typed.

>>9591708
I did say I am not a writer.

>>9591631
You're only angry because it's true. You sound like a Kingdom Hearts emofan.

>>9591709
>I did say I am not a writer.

Neither am I. But at least I know how to format my posts so they're readable.

>>9591717
It is only 1500 characters, Anonymous.

>>9591703
Keep going.

>>9591727
As you wish. And so she would struggle, the creature squeezing ever so slightly as she fights on, before catching sight of what was taken from her. Upon this realization, she stops for a moment, before hastening her resistance. The creature catches on well enough to her realization, and more lengths slither about. They slip about her other arm, and she tries to lunge forward, only for her skirt to catch and slip down her body ever so slightly.

It is then, I would imagine, the creature changes its pace, taking this as a form of initiative or simply some ill fortune. The writhing masses move around and massage her, bringing her to a lull, before she catches herself with a yelp and starts fighting again. The creatures seems to twist about, what it could be thinking too hard to tell, before lunging forward and thrusting its tongue down her mouth and into her throat, pulsing and bending about to carress her from the inside. She tries to bite, but her mouth is too full and she can hardly breathe. Desperate, she tries to scream and yell, but her tongue thrashing about only serves to amuse her captor.

It pulls back only far enough for her to draw a deep breath, before occupying the whole of her mouth again. Slimy lengths curl themselves around, pulling at her shirt and lavishly addressing her bare chest It curls between her fingers and slowly worms its way inside of her orifices. She tries to scream again, but this activity only entices the creature once again.

>>9591764
Turn Youmu into a badass now and let her overcome the situation.

>>9591781
What was wrong with damaged goods end?

>>9591781
This is why I'm rarely affected by this stuff. Youmu's really fucking strong; the best these things could amount too would be a nightmare.
...which would probably result in her waking up screaming, Yuyuko rushing into her room, and Youmu crying into her ghostly chest as she tries to calm her down. Which would admittedly be pretty cute.

>>9591787
Damaged goods is ok, but not to that extent.
The whole point of damaged goods is so some male protagonist can get the girl back on her feet and overcome whatever damaged her.

>>9591804
Well it made me happy, but if you insist.

Perhaps it happens the the inticed creature makes another lunge, from the opposite side, tearing apart her maidenhood, bloody and worm-like appendages stirring in her orifices. This would come as a great surprise, and she would scream very suddenly. The creature might loosen up a bit, as she stops resisting it so harshly. It might humor itself there for a time, playing with her, while she ashamedly delights in the perverse terror which holds her tight. She might find her hand no longer as restricted as it was before, and slide it out. The creature might move about her newly freed hand, as if to suckle it and remove whatever impleasantness she could feel lingering on it.

Eventually the monsters ministrations might drive her to a point well enough familiar to any grown body, and she would shake in shock, before feeling something as senses return to reasonable levels. She might find Myon lulling about, and she might find him intrigued. It could so happen that he leaps as well in response, and tears into the creatures mouth. Maybe it jumps too, but in fright. She could worm free and grab her blade, to deliver reperations upon the creature for these indignities. It may occur that after reasonbly fixing herself up, she hurries to bathe and clean herself of the creature after unspecified times in captivity. She would, of course, refrain from mentioning such misadventures to miss Yuyuko. Nobody else really needs to know.

>>9591884
What?

>>9591918
1500 characters is not a lot to work with, you know.

>>9591919
>Myon is a he and isn't constantly with Youmu
>Youmu starts enjoying it immediately after losing her virginity

What?

>>9591936
I have unsual character interpretations, and generally sudden pains surprise people.

>>9591936
Eh, it's only secondaries who want to think about such things with Youmu, that's no surprise.

>>9591942
>Youmu starts enjoying it immediately after losing her virginity. Youmu starts enjoying it at all.
What?

>>9591950
I never said immediately. And yeah, rape victims can get off from it.

>>9591955
>Youmu enjoying being raped by a horrible monster in the middle of killing her
What?

>>9591964
Well, I told you to take damaged goods end.

>>9591969
>damaged goods end
>Youmu enjoying rape
What?

>>9591986
You lost me.

Holy shit.

>>9591990
I don't think you understand damaged goods.

>>9592001
Damaged goods was the second ending. This is the third.

Go back to rape. And none of that mind break/enjoying it crap.

>>9592003
If that was the damaged goods end, then you did even worse. See >>9591804

>>9592008
Whatever, I enjoyed it.

>youmu hate in a youmu thread


But Youmu's darling!

just owned this bitch in Genius of Sappheiros

>>9592079
She is, and she only needs your love and kindness is return.

>>9592090
No fun if she does not cry, though.

>>9592083
She rips shit up in your party.

I think I had more trouble with Alice than I did with Youmu and Yuyuko. Still, pretty hard fight.

>>9592079
I know, it's so unfair...Youmu is to be loved, not bullied.

>>9592097
Tell her to stop being such a bulliable dork then.

>>9592096

i can't use her, no room