/jp/ - Otaku Culture

My mother is fucking disgusting and looks nothing like that.

>>9584616
I'm pretty sure that most people who masturbate to mother-son incest don't think about their actual mom when they do it.

>>9584616
Please don't bully your mother she just wants to be loved.

Sometimes I masturbate with my door open and hope she walks in on me.

Would you have sex with your mother once a week in return for never getting kicked out of the house? Note that eventually she'll become old and horrible if she isn't already.

>>9584620
I wish Miku was my mom

I've never closed my door before. For all I know the door doesn't even work. And my monitor faces the doorway, too.

My mom is old and obese, so I can hear her the moment she gets out of her chair and get on my guard.

>>9584629
She's old and disgusting already and is also rude. No.

>>9584629
I would give my mom the dick.

I think I'm noticing a correlation between posting on /jp/ and having mommy issues.

>>9584620
My mom now? Fuck no.
My mom when I was a kid? Hell yes, she used to be hot.

クソゲー

>>9584644

Really?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYY1E6bJmBE

>>9584644
No shit nigger!

>>9584659
Your mother was young and hot when you were inside her. Help her feel that way again?

The only people who masturbate to mother-son incest are people who don't have any.

>>9584639
Is he a relative of scumbag steve? I think I can see a tiny bit of resemblance.

>>9584741
Who the fuck is that you filthy reddit scum? End your life KUDASAI.

>>9584620
My mom used to be smoking hot, I masturbated to her until a year or two ago when she really let herself go.

Still, a chubby mom isn't so bad either...

>>9584635
At least your mom gets out of the chair. Mine only gets up to go to the bathroom and she has no problem sticking her hand inside her pants and masturbate in the living room. She then complains about the dog sallivating when it's dreaming, right beside her.

>>9584755
That implies you know who he is. So anon, you are the filthy reddit scum.

>>9584761
Is your mom the phone sex woman from Beavis and Butthead?

>>9584768
It doesn't take a savant to understand when people are talking about internet ``celebrities''

>>9584768
Are you retarded?

>>>/reddit/

>>9584774
How the hell is he a celebrity?

>>9584768
Read his post again.

>>9584782
Take your epic "jerk guy bob xD" memes to reddit.

>>9584777
Please keep such slander outside /jp/. Try to be a little more original in your attempts at telling people to go away. If you just spam whatever else people also say. That way, your insults will have a custom-made, tailored feeling that will indeed make the target user feel unwanted in the community. Otherwise, you yourself will look like the undesirable one in the crowd and everyone's eyes will set on you. So please. Learn your place before deciding opening your mouth. So far only shit has come out of it, assface.

>>9584794
How do you know it's from reddit? And if you know from following other websites that report on reddit, how would you be any better?

>>9584775
She's not that pretty.

>>9584639
I thought better of you Disability-san.

>>9584803
Reddit is the new /b/, all new epic memes go there.
Why aren't you saging the thread if you're not contributing anything?

>>9584803
That's the whole thing. These people come straight out of those sites and then use 4chan as a tool to slander the sites that rejected them. They feel that being rejected by some other site is the ultimate proof that you are 4chan material. Unbeknownst to them, they are no more than free marketing. Or perhaps they are not free and are actually working for them. Who knows?

>>9584803
You are literally fucking retarded. Reddit is home to all the shitty memes that people plaster all over the internet, I don't have to know that specific one to infer where you belong.

>>9584797
>>9584816
Reddit defense force in full damage control mode.

>>9584797
Get out of /jp/.

>>9584808
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S9575485#p9575628

lel

http://www.reddit.com/r/touhou/comments/xymjn/jp_on_4chanorg_has_been_cleaned_up_and_is_a_great/

>>9584817
Just having a little fun. No biggie.
>>9584821
How do you know that reddit is the 'home to all shitty memes'? How do you know that's a meme in the first place? I actually know a real guy named Steve. Not the nicest to be around. How were you so sure I wasn't referring to him? Or are you a fucking sheep that'll just base your judgment on hearsay from what one random anon told you? Otherwise you've got to have done more 'research' on this. There's reddit stains on your hands, anon.

あらあら

>>9584838
Sean seems unbelievably normal from that pic. God forbid he's comfortable and posing with a live 3D girl too!

>>9584856
I don't have to do any research to know reddit is home to all the "le trollface bob" shit that you scum spread everywhere. Next you'll be saying "How do you know "le" is from reddit unless you're also a redditor? Caught you!"

>>9584868
You forgot the "~"

>>9584878
Could you please stop? I admit I myself got caught when you were being subtle, but now you're just digging yourself deeper and deeper. I can see you've been planning this for a while, though, so I understand if it's hard to let go. But please. For your self-respect.

>>9584878
I've already gotten enough evidence. Heck, you didn't even fully answer my previous question. See you on reddit sometime.

>>9584885
>I can see you've been planning this for a while

da fug is this nerd talking about

>>9584888
>>9584885
A big thank you to the moderation team, you really have done a great job in bringing quality reddit posters to /jp/.

>>9584884
I was actually thinking about putting it there, but then I realized it didn't make much sense in that case.

>>9584906
If there still was any moderation this thread would've 404ed a long time ago.

>>9584926
fugging moms is /jp/ related, baka idiot.

>>9584712
That is a good one I will remember it

Don't touch me, whore

Roleplaying is against the rules

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BrW6lWOdOE

>>9585022
Is that how people end up on /jp/?

This thread leaks of gay.

>>9584885
>>>/reddit/

>>9585036
I think you mean reaks, gook.

>>9585047
I was actually going to write,

"This thread leaks gay all over the place."

You caught me off guard, I was living life in auto pilot for about half an hour.

I'd do it with someone else's mom but not my own. That's fucking disgusting.

Also thank you for reminding me to make a new milf folder. I had to delete my old one to free up HD space.

>>9585047
I think you mean nip, Kenny

>>9585081
cat nip?

>>9585081
Hey leave him alone, he's just blowing off steam after a long day of cousin fucking and keeping the pests off his garden.

>>9585095
Don't reply to me, nerd

>>9584797
fuck off

>>9585103
Cry about it, カス.

>>9585121
Fuck off slant eye

A lot of dudes find my mom hot but I can't stand her.

Our personalities are almost entirely different, and for that I'm thankful.

>>9585121

if i had a button that would kill you i would press it

>>9584712
This was so hot. I have no idea why. I hope the artist makes a sequel to this one.

>>9585260
>>9584985
Fuck you nerds. I thought it was going to be the good kind of ntr where either the girl loses or the loser wins but all I got was hypersuperbetason.

Now I can't get this dark, murky feeling away from my heart.

>>9585282
Please don't reply me I was talking about the words not the picture which isn't very good.

>>9585294
I'm very sorry, just >>9585260 then

Usually you bastards disappoint me but half these comments are a new low, I hope for the sake of 2D you're joking or at least the ones that have thought about this shit that was you step mom and not you're actual birth mother. None the less you fuckers need help

>>9585311
you're english skills is at a new low

>>9584613
Did a reverse google on this and found that it is from Sisters ~Natsu no Saigo no Hi~.


Only a VN or was this also animated?

>>9585311
>/jp/ is full of perverts

stop the fucking presses

>>9585323

That's pretty ironic because I see your English skill is pretty low itself.

>>9585366
You've made 9 mistakes in that post alone. 0/10 see me after class

Fapping is not enough she said

>>9585311
Don't even get me started on the whole "step mom" thing. Nothing ruins my groove more than when I think I find a good incest doujin and then it turns out the characters fucking aren't actually blood-related.

Anyone here read Scarlet Desire? Despite the art that has got to be my favorite thing ever.

>>9585358
http://sukebei.nyaa.eu/?page=torrentinfo&tid=131095
This is all I can give you.