/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>rape

Put it in.

Stammer out that I wasn't expecting anyone so she must have the wrong address.

Ask her what she needs.

Impregnate her.

Release the hounds.

IT'S TIME.

>>9582329
The only valid answer.

>>9582329
>>9582347
Her body is too young for something like that.

>>9582350
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_youngest_birth_mothers

>>9582350
Girls can be impregnated by as early as 14. Most of them, anyway. I'm pretty sure she's around 16-17 by canon, no?

>>9582329
you probally get blowed up when you try to rape reimu

Caregive THIS

*whips out dick*

violent rape.

Run around the house looking for loose change to give

>>9582274
Invite her in, and ask what kind of services she offers.
After she's done whatever she does I'll give her a donation/tip/payment whatever and tell her it was nice to have a friend for a day, and that I'd like to see her again some day.

It's all about setting up the flags. Trust me, I listen to Tom Jones all day, I'm an expert.

>>9582383
Oh, and I just read the doujin. I wouldn't do such lewd things.

>>9582383
>nice to have a friend for a day

>>9582397
friendzoned for life

>>9582274
*whips out dick*

>>9582460
Why would you show a young girl your private parts? She doesn't know what they are or need to see it.

>>9582350

This doujin is by marked-two,

http://exhentai.org/g/515105/85a1f4e87d/

and she does get pregnant at the end of the manga.

>>9582465
She's not pregnant she just had too much to eat. Her tummy is nice and full of delicious food.

She knocks on my door and I'll knock her up.

>>9582465
fucking sad panda

>>9582484
Pathetic.

Truly pathetic.

>>9582352
How does it feel yo know you will never be this lewd?

>>9582511
exhentai actually doesn't exist. It's a massive troll.

>>9582329
What now? Are you going to take responsibility for this child?

>mfw

Ew It's Reimu! I was expecting Byakuren! Then slam the door!

>>9582536
How can she fit a baby that large out of her embarrassing spot?

>>9582536
I'll marry her.

>>9582536
NO
FUCK OFF
YOU AREN'T EVEN A SHRINE MAIDEN ANYMORE

>>9582543
She can't
She has to be cut open to take it out

>>9582553
That sounds painful

>>9582543
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caesarean_section

>>9582560
>>9582553
If she wasn't able to get that and tried giving birth normally what would happen?

>>9582568
she'd probably bleed to death and the baby might not survive

>>9582557
And it is. That's why it's always done under heavy anesthesia. It also leaves a grotesque scar behind.
Some opt not to get cut, though, and it results into insufferable pain that can't be put down by anesthesia as the woman has to contract her muscles heavily to push the baby out of her vayjayjay. Many lose their consciousness.

>>9582543
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWJj51Tsfdo&t=1m26s

>>9582575
>>9582571
>>9582568
>>9582557
>>9582553
>>9582543

This is why it's dangerous to do lewd things to girls her size.

>>9582577
>he thinks I'm going to open that

lemonkeyface.jpg

>>9582575
Man I can't even begin to imagine the pain.
If it's so bad on women it's probably enough to kill a man since women have a higher pain tolerance.

>>9582577
No fucking way I'm watching another child birth video.
The first one was horrifying it almost seemed fake. There was so much blood I couldn't watch it all.

>>9582589
Yep, it's pretty severe. For a man to feel pain of the same caliber (albeit a lot more localized), he has to be hit perfectly in the balls around 20 times. And prolong the feeling at least thrice.

>>9582577
that's...horrifying.

>>9582588
>>9582593
>yfw you're penis touched you're mom's vag during birth

>>9582595
Please stop. I can't take it easy like this.

>>9582588
>>9582600
Who are you quoting?

I would play with those two hair strands that she has falling in front of here shoulders and try my best not to listen to what she has to tell me.

>>9582620
Why wouldn't you listen to dear Reimu chan?

Which doujin is this

>>9582595
And not even the fear of that pain can stop them from being sluts. I don't feel bad for them.

>>9582354
>by as early as 14
That's kinda late actually. more like 12.

>>9583050
your mom's

Eat pizza, ride girl, steal bike

Eat bike, ride pizza, steal girl.

>>9582595
They attempt to attain and preserve chemicals to make them happy and kill pain for the length of the pregnancy. Of course, cluster headaches can be a much more painful ordeal, and both men and women can have them.

its funny cuz I DONT CARE

u r a caregiver cuz u care 2 much...

>>9582595
>he has to be hit perfectly in the balls around 20 times.
Doing that even once can kill a man from pain. don't exaggerate.

>>9583257
ur a caregiver?

well that's too bad cuz I don't give a care

>>9582589
Actually, women have LOWER pain tolerance than men. Plus, during pregnancy and labor their body produces endorphins to help them reduce pain.

Wch 2hu wld u imprgnt?

Punch that bitch in the face. This is motherfucking AMERICA not your Japanese bullshit parade.

>>9582274
I would care to give her the dick

>>9583658
U S A!
U S A!
U S A!

Shut the door because it's just Reimu. The only way I could have gave less of a shit is if it was Wriggle in her place.

>>9583669
United Stupidity Alliance.


Sounds about right.

>>9584825
United in KICKING YOUR FAGGOT ASS!!!

>>9582274

>>9583686
O look someone pulling the hard ass attitude. You would piss yourself even being next to a real girl let alone a 2d one.

>>9583686
are you >>9580960

Caregiver eh?
Because I am very old and have limited mobility, I will ask her to change my diaper and give me a sponge bath.

why was Reimu lolified.

>>9584880
What if I shut the door because I could feel myself start pissing?

After the door shuts I would run directly to the bathroom and cry while I uncontrollably vomit, shit, and piss myself until I pass out in a mixture of my own waste.

This will continue for at least another week and a half every time I remember the traumatic event.

Fucking Reimu ;_;

Why does everyone bully Wriggle?

>>9584999
why is everyone annoyed by bugs?

>>9584968
What if she sucks on your dick and you start pissing in her mouth? Imagine how wonderful it'd feel to use Reimu's soft mikolips as a toilet! Is is a dutiful caretaker so she'll make sure you feel nice!

>>9584861
Put what inside of you?

>>9585124
A condom full of coke.

>>9582352
Fuck, I hate myself. I was reading this list and getting a boner due to all the rape occurrences.